#fckn yikes

[crimsonbubble]

Thigh riding and dirty talk with the val guys 🙏

cw. nsfw, gn!reader, thigh riding, praise, degradation, overstimulation, marking, poorly translated languages *not proofread, just pure brainrot

[breach isn't here bc I just didn't want to write for him :// this is so rushed and half assed im sorry 😭😭]

MINORS DNI!!

brimstone (daddy issues popped out with this one yikes)

a sweetheart

literally so attentive

does the work for you

holds you against him as he rocks your hips against his thigh

"atta boy/girl, doing so good baby."

chamber

cocky mf

he either sits back and watches you do all the work

or literally can't sit still and guides your hips over his thigh

loves watching you melt into him when he guides your hips to ride out your orgasm

likes when your nails dig into his shoulders when he keeps your hips moving after your first orgasm

"you can give me one more, right mon ange (my angle)?" "be good for me and give me one more, pour que je puisse m'occuper de toi. (so I can take care of you)."

cypher

good mix of degradation and praise

loves to see you get all flustered when you rub against him

lives for the way you get flustered and hide your face behind your hand

"oh come on, is that the best you can do?"

harbor

his focus is on you

forget about him

let him take care of you

holds you so carefully

rubs your back as his hands follow the movements of your hips

"don't worry about me, let's focus on you, yea?"

kay/o

he's a robot therefore he vibrates

I feel like you'd have to like show him porn or smth to get him to understand the concept of dirty talk

but I feel like he'd be a little stiff with it, not really sure what to do

but give him time to research and study a bit and he'll get the hang of it

"take it easy, just like that."

omen

so touchy

literally wants you to cling to him

like just bury yourself into his arms as you pleasure yourself on him

lets out soft grumbles that can only be considered as some form of purring

"my sweetling, so good to me."

phoenix

literally does not know when to shut up

will run his mouth about how good you look and how well you're doing

easiest way to shut him up is to kiss him

the easiest way to keep him quiet is to make out with him

not just a few short kisses

I mean full sloppy kisses, desperate grabbing at each other and feeling all over one another

"c'mon baby, do it for me." "fuck, you're so good to me."

sova

an absolute sweetheart like brim

he'll keep his hands on your thighs as you rut against him

he'll take over when you start whining and slowing down

praise praise praise

sova loves seeing how your cheeks grow warmer and how you hide your face when he tells you how pretty you look

"such a good boy/girl for me, дорогой (sweetheart)." "its okay, I've got you, keep going for me, малыш (baby)

yoru

mixes praise and degradation like he's a fckn chef or smth

gets off on you rutting against his thigh as much as you're getting off to you rutting on his thigh

hickeys upon hickeys

love bites upon love bites

he can't keep his mouth off you

"look at the mess you made on me, you little whore." "fuck you look so pretty like this, fuckin use me, c'mon."

[pondslime]

Leigh Whannell...

y'all already know................😔🔨💥

Yikes, I Don’t See the Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See the Appeal but I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has a Kind Face and That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.

he IS my white boy of the month. every month. every year. particularly late 90's/early 2000's loser pretty boy leigh whannell w/the black nail polish & unkempt hair. I go CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!! still pondering my orb over this fckn video. to this very day. the dorky dilf thang he's got going on now is also v noice. I dig it

using my own gif here bc this is his Lewk EVER. to me:

so Boy™. so Guy™...........................................

send me your favorite average white man and i’ll rate him (pls & ty)

[fanaticsnail]

For the anon asking about physics, it depends what field of physics you're taking. Or is the subject just Physics? If it's just normal physics, you'll be fine.

Nuclear and quantum physics is an absolute fckn nightmare, I wish it upon NOBODY, stay away from those two fields if you can pick your subjects do NOT PICK THEM.

Wolfram Alpha is really good for both math and physics!

I fckn hate math, but I love physics. Physics is fun. Much more fun than math. Bcs you don't need to put the numerical values until the very last line!

Have I said fuck math?

Fuck math.

Cheers to you, anon, don't worry, physics isn't as hard as fckn MATH.

Fuck math, all my friends hate math.

Here is a fun thing about physics using One Piece characters!

When Luffy used Gear 4 and flew with the elastic force I geeked out just a bit. Also, Doflamingo knowing about the elastic force is interesting, bcs well... pirates, the year in One Piece is like 16th Century, I was surprised he knew about the elastic force by NAME. I guess he really does read those books, huh? Honestly, it made me more attracted to him, I was so happy we finally have a clever anatagonist who UNDERSTANDS Luffy's powers. However, the term of elastic force is not made or discovered until 1660 and there is Hooke's Law for elastic force ie named after the guy who discovered it, so by that logic nobody should know the term elastic force, but then again One Piece is a different world, so who knows.

Anyway, without going into too much physics, and what anime showed very well is just... Luffy's limbs became a spring. That shit hurts when it's a normal spring, add inflated muscles to that.... yikes.

I even did calculations at how much flying speed he gains by using the elastic force and it all really depends on how much he compresses his legs and anyway, as he flies faster than Doflamingo, it's, yeah, a lot.

Damn, now I want to do the calculation of that again, it's fun. You can play around with how much displacement from the equilibrium position (x) you give Luffy to make him faster or slower, but he is definitely going at jet speed. Though we can argue G2 is jet speed?

I think I even calculated the speed & force of Doflamingo's "cuts the palace in half" kick? If I find them, I'll share them if anyone's interested. G4 Luffy has insane speed for sure.

Also, Doflamingo's Overheat attack is also pure physics. He calls it overheat bcs... Physics! The first phase of the attack is frictional heating. Friction between numerous strings being rubbed together, and as they push against each other, the mechanical energy turns into thermal energy! It all comes back to the frictional force, really! Frictional force starts it all! The strings overheat by being rubbed together. Therefore, Overheat.

Anyway, see, anon, physics is fun! You can calculate how fucked you'd be if Luffy or Doffy attack you! :)

(Dead. You'd be dead. I'd be dead. We'd all be dead. Very very dead.)

NOT SOMETHING m a t h CAN DO! :D

What am I gonna do against G4 Luffy, calculate the integrals? No!

Trebol's power is really good for slowing G4 Luffy down depending on the amount of slime he can submerge Luffy in, now that I think about it. Thick liquid substances such as slime work pretty well as long as the spring gets submerged in them because they dissipate the energy of the spring with their viscous forces. The viscous forces create friction, the friction creates a drag. The drag slows down the motion of the spring. It goes from holy fuck super fast and strong as hell to 0. Absolute zero.

No wonder Law had to take down Trebol. G4 Luffy would be slowed down by the slime.

I'll stop now. Anyway, physics > math.

Don't worry, anon. You'll be fine. 👍🏻

Oh. My. Gosh.

The physics is back in my ask box. I love this so much, I physically can't wait until chef-husband gets home to show him all of the equations for One Piece!!!! AAAAAAAA I love this!!!

I need to know the equation for Luffy's flying velocity compared to Doflamingo's!!

I have been reading and rereading this over and over again -> I am blown away by the amount of thought you've put into this!! Like, my goodness!!! These are the answers to the big questions, and I am absolutely adoring how passionate you are about this. Thank you so much for sharing this with me, I loved every word.

Especially the "equate how fucked you'd be if Doflamingo or Luffy fought you" - specifically because I read that wrong and my mind went to very, very NSFW places 😬.

♡♡ Anon, come and see! There's more for your homework!

[mifhortunach]

oh actually, bc i only just remembered - wrt the gr8est showman? one of /The Most// het movies I've maybe seen in my entire life