#favorite dndads quote poll

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* "I burned down my first school!" "He didn't burn down the entire school, the fire damage was limited to one or two classrooms." "I'll do better next time!" - Sparrow and Henry

[dndadspolls]

* "I burned down my first school!" "He didn't burn down the entire school, the fire damage was limited to one or two classrooms." "I'll do better next time!" - Sparrow and Henry

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* "At least I'll die having no regrets, except for that time we had unprotected sex with those two hitchhikers." - Mercedes

** "The greatest strength is not in violence. It's in loving people and also being a wolf. So that's going to be my new thing that I'm psyched about." - Sparrow

[dndadspolls]

* "What the freakin ding dang gosh darn willy nilly heckin shark tooth banana chicanery hootin tootin raspberry freaking fuck are you two doing here!" - Henry

** "Let's talk about your father." "Well, that's kind of a big thing to get in right away, in the first-" "Okay, let's talk about anything else. How are you feeling right now?" "Scared of my dad." - Dr. Not Me and Ron

[dndadspolls]

* "Let's talk about your father." "Well, that's kind of a big thing to get in right away, in the first-" "Okay, let's talk about anything else. How are you feeling right now?" "Scared of my dad." - Dr. Not Me and Ron

[dndadspolls]

* "I burned down my first school!" "He didn't burn down the entire school, the fire damage was limited to one or two classrooms." "I'll do better next time!" - Sparrow and Henry

[dndadspolls]

* "How would you like it if someone ripped off your skin without your consent?" - Henry

[dndadspolls]

* "What the freakin ding dang gosh darn willy nilly heckin shark tooth banana chicanery hootin tootin raspberry freaking fuck are you two doing here!" - Henry

[dndadspolls]

* "Let's talk about your father." "Well, that's kind of a big thing to get in right away, in the first-" "Okay, let's talk about anything else. How are you feeling right now?" "Scared of my dad." - Dr. Not Me and Ron