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I don鈥檛 remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.
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Me starting to copy the random noises my friends make
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Just playing some Balatro to pass the time on the road
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fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit
That's one guy, you fucking shit
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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Webfishing is maybe the best game ever made
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless鈽濓笍you eat a lemon
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me if you even care
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they really should invent a kind of thinking that doesn鈥檛 involve the voices and also the end times
they should invent a kind of thinking that doesn鈥檛 involve the voices
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this is so me also eggdog mention鈥硷笍鈥硷笍鈥硷笍

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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc
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