what hell have I released upon myself this timethey/thempan
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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."
I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.
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Webfishing is maybe the best game ever made
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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me if you even care
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they really should invent a kind of thinking that doesn’t involve the voices and also the end times
they should invent a kind of thinking that doesn’t involve the voices
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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc
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they should invent a kind of thinking that doesn’t involve the voices
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shiiiiit I guess we’re tumbling now
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