#fave character is either Revali or Urbosa

[aroaceofdiamonds]

A List of the Shit I Pulled While Playing Breath of the Wild

For context, I didn't play this game until December last year. I had no idea about the plot for this game and I did some stupid shit while playing my first playthrough. Will update the list as I remember more.

Feel free to add your own stories.

PART 1 - RANDOM STORIES

Didn't fight any of the Bokoblins guarding the Temple of Time. I climbed through the window. Multiple times. Even after getting the Master Sword

Didn't upgrade my inventory space once. I got the maracas (a whole story of their own), gave them back, found a couple Korok seeds. But I never went back. I didn't bother

The Maracas Story: I attempted to clear the monsters guarding the maracas by using bombs. I knocked both of them off the cliff. But one of them fell onto a ledge and lived. So, I jump down to kill him and get the chest unlocked. Queue a massive cliff to climb. I used a lot of energy potions. The worst part? As I was reaching the last part, it started to rain.

Decided the best thing to do first rather than any of the missions was to go conquer as many towers as possible. Queue all the most pathetic attempts to climb towers without killing any of the monsters guarding the towers. I think I did like most of the one around Hateno and Kakariko before actually doing anything. Hell, I'm pretty sure I got the Wasteland Tower before I made my first attempt at a Divine Beast.

I tried Ridgeland Tower. Without beating a single Divine Beast. I tried about 20 times before deciding to do Vah Ruta

PART 2 - VAH RUTA

Spent like 15-20 minutes getting the Shock Arrows off Shatterback Point. Yeah, I didn't try and fight

Forgot Cryonis existed during Vah Ruta and Waterblight Ganon. I literally only found out because I tried googling tips

Broke Mipha's Spear. My biggest regret

Tried Ridgeland Tower again. Without trying to kill anything. At this point, I bet you can see a pattern

PART 3 - VAH RUDANIA

Didn't buy both sets of fireproof armour for Vah Rudania. I ran out of potions just before getting to the boss. I left, sold stuff for cash, bought the other armour and spent 10 minutes climbing the mountain to get back before realising I could teleport back

Didn't drop the bomb in Fireblight Ganon for like 5 minutes

Didn't properly attempt dodging until Thunderblight Ganon, so Fireblight Ganon was fun

Attempted to beat Ridgeland Tower without killing. It failed, I panicked and ended up killing the Wizrobes.

PART 3 - VAH MEDOH

I think it was round about here I tried to get all the memories. That's a dumb decision itself (especially Hyrule Castle and the ceremony site)

PART 4 - VAH NABORIS

Failed at Seal Surfing while trying to get on Vah Naboris

Avoided fighting the 3 Yiga Clan members outside the base by climbing the cliff

Unintentionally found the Master Kohga arena. I didn't jump in because I didn't see the objective point there. I thought I went too far

Didn't upgrade my inventory space so all my weapons broke fighting Thunderblight Ganon. It was a pain in the ass. I literally had to abandon the fight temporarily for a neighbouring room to kill a guardian and get a new weapon. That's how bad it was

PART 5 - HYRULE CASTLE

Finally got the Master Sword

Ran past the Guardians

Fought my first Stalnox

Finally mastered dodging

Used the Golden Bow for 10 minutes during the Dark Beast Ganon fight because I though the Bow of Light auto-equipped. My attacks weren't hitting and I thought I was missing until the message 'Your Golden Bow is badly damaged' popped up

After beating the game, I went back to the castle to try and find the library. I ended up in the Second Gatehouse. And that's how I fought my first Lynel.

To Conclude: I was a grade-A coward who'd rather dodge everything than fight the most basic monsters

[repeatsfate]

SPLATOON. jk jk how about... Legend of Zelda series?

chii’s bad at picking faves!

you know what screw it i’ll do both–

SPLATOON: 

❤ Favorite Male: dj octavio!! his boss fight in sploon 1 is great… and i admittedly still haven’t gotten around to beating story mode of sploon 2 yet but lbr it’s gonna be him and it’s gonna be GREAT.❤ Favorite Female: marie!!!! my… my sweet darling… i love her so much. for eel. team marie for life. ❤ Favorite Pairing: hmmm. i dont really ship anything in splatoon but i guess marina and one of the squid sisters would be ADORABLE. give me gay squids thanks.❤ Least Favorite Character: i mean… i like the new hat shopkeeper… but i miss annie. so her?❤ who’s most like me: i guess marina? maybe? or maybe annie. not sure.❤ most attractive: er… the squid sisters and marina, objectively? idk i never really thought about it.❤ three more characters that I like: pearl, cap’n cuttlefish, and callie!

LEGEND OF ZELDA:

❤ Favorite Male: if link doesn’t count, revali. or groose. or sidon. no, ravio! wait no, i also love the happy mask salesman! all of them are so great. wait no, ganondorf! ALWAYS GANONDORF.❤ Favorite Female: oh god i love all the ladies– if i had to narrow it down to 3… zelda herself, aryll, and agitha?❤ Favorite Pairing: um oh geez i do not know how to narrow this one down. i’ll just be basic af and say ravio and hilda. really, it depends on the game…❤ Least Favorite Character: tingle………. but i don’t hate him THAT much either. he’s just. tingle. oooh wait no what’s his name– malo! malo from twilight princess! that baby scares me. :c❤ who’s most like me: um…. i’m really bad at questions like this. ❤ most attractive: oh god um. okay. i really like tp and botw link…. and have you SEEN adult zeldas in general because holY SHIT????????? AND URBOSA?????????? IS SO BEAUTIFUL????????? all the ladies t b h !!!!!!!!!!❤ three more characters that I like: i really like medli, fi, and darunia!