#fauxtographed

[saintmeghanmarkle]

The word Meghan would like to be associated with her by u/Mickleborough

The word Meghan would like to be associated with her (Other than ‘cry baby’, that is.)If you encounter enough of Meghan’s word salad, this word comes up quite often:https://ift.tt/syCwV6D 2020, Sussex Royal Instagram, when it had followers:https://ift.tt/xq6YFwZ, The Bench, the book? poem? prose poem? doggerel? (cough) written by the wench:https://ift.tt/daVT2A0 Aug 2022, The Cut interview, talking about Olive Garden Montecito:https://ift.tt/1BNu80s Oct 2022, press release re Arsewipes collaborating with The Ving Project to donate grants of $1,000 (to a combined total of $1 million) to women in need:https://ift.tt/QAwp1Cs Aug 2024: Afro-Descendant Women and Power: Voices of Equity summit in Cali, Colombia:https://ift.tt/BPTAg2t Nov 2024: Highbrow Hippie Launch Party in Venice, California, with assorted B-list hairdressers:https://ift.tt/BithZrC must be why she poses like this - to demonstrate joy.2019 - February: Meghan’s OTT baby shower in New York Cit2019 - After completing the September issue, Meghan poses for fauxtographs with now ex-editor of British Vogue.https://ift.tt/dyApvQh my mind, ‘joy’ is a very personal word - the only person who knows they’re feeling joy is that person themselves. I’d say this is why objective reporting seldom refers to ‘joy’. More sycophantic publications might use it to describe events which undeniably are joyful occasions, eg weddings. But the way it’s used in relation to Meghan could suggest that the wording comes from her.It’s rather intriguing as to why Meghan wants to be regarded as having moments of joy. My view’s that she wants to give the impression that she’s a simple girl who, when she’s happy, is truly belly-laugh happy, like a child of nature. This of course is calculated to make her look more appealing and girl-next-door (who also happens to be edgily shite, I mean chic).How’s that chapter of joy working out for you, Meghan? post link: https://ift.tt/2vGbD6e author: Mickleborough submitted: December 04, 2024 at 10:41PM via SaintMeghanMarkle on Reddit disclaimer: all views + opinions expressed by the author of this post, as well as any comments and reblogs, are solely the author's own; they do not necessarily reflect the views of the administrator of this Tumblr blog. For entertainment only.

[photographerclay]

It's a bad day for photography.

I love it when I hear people say this especially when they are “photographers”, or in my mind “fauxtographers”. Cloudy days are the best. I have never found a bad day for photography. Each day is a new opportunity to capture wonderful scenes and subjects. I may have to vary my technique a bit, but it can be done. Along the same train of thought many of photographers will complain about the light…

[takesuhigher]

Do you think it got twisted around? Because of the mirror? The score went the wrong way. Maybe this did too. The darkness is just trying to embarrass me and trying to make me turn from you.

Halloween. It's a scary time. Someone had to take the picture.

Please stop.

I'm nobody. What would’ve been so bad about telling me when all I was ever asking for was peace of mind. Why was that so impossible?

Eh the other one was MIII. Look, it’s almost the same, but not.

I know. I'm not blind.

What a funny cloud. I saw this the other day in my neighbor's yard. A cloud so low to the ground no one calls it a cloud at that point. It’s mist.

Missed?

Like in that picture of the decaying couple looking like they're in hell surrounded by mist.

Remember, you said it would be understandable if it was her because she preexisted you.

You remember that?

I remember everything. Lots of things. It's like a fauxtographic memory.

Did you switch the light switch on today?

So did I. Three at one time, in fact.

I thought it would mean the lightning would win and I could reclaim the lightning bolt. From her and the frogged-faced loser and I guess the duck face too.

If you only got stuck on the two of them and everyone else was only pretend, then I'll understand.

And if I ain't nothin' but a hound dog?

We'll get you neutered and you'll do as I say.

This last part was supposed to be a joke but now I'm worried.

Be not afraid. But if you don't stop now, you'll piss your bed.

[nicholaspatrickwilliams]

“Something has left my life and I don’t know where it went to. Somebody caused me strife and it’s not what I was seeking. Didn’t you see me? Didn’t you hear me?” Styled and #Fauxtographed to the sounds of @thecranberries’s “No Need to Argue” album. #FindYourVisceral #PolyesterJester #MasterCurator #ActivistForTaste Head-to-toe: Turtleneck: @asos @asos_us / Pants (1970s): from @2525vintage. All curated and styled by Yours, Truly. (at Hollywood Hills) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxxyfk8J3xj/?igshid=o637iy3gc5zx

[khanfused]

Road Trip Views

[thingsdavidlikes]

The failfie by John Bowno https://flic.kr/p/2iVXeTS

[proofsheet]

Fauxtograph Taken on my iPhone with Hipstamatic. In-app double exposure. To someone swiping through on Instagram, this will look no different from the real Polaroid preceding it. But I know they are not the same. Although I liked what the phone could do I never could get over that is wasn’t “real.” I have a few other similar double exposures that I was happy with but they went missing after a phone update.... #straightouttaiphone #portrait #doubleexposure #fauxtograph (at Marlton, New Jersey) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJGkv3Nnfc-/?igshid=12oxplcudmt7z

[thelostlonelyfox]

Jin Ramyun + shabu shabu #latepost #dinner #photography #fauxtographer #ramen #ramyun #realme5pro #noodles #foodporn #foodphotography https://www.instagram.com/p/CBB1rdvBwsy/?igshid=1mphc5nrm78cd

[nicknooms-blog]

Working on consistency 📸: @nikkino0ms #redux #fauxtographer #artistsofinstagram #newmexicoartist #supportlocal #supportblackbusiness #professionalblackgirl (at Las Cruces, New Mexico) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxtMapWBXtl/?igshid=33q56v30eefa

[susanelizabethjonesart]

Up at 4:15am is a bit unusual for me. But my friends and fellow Chestnut 🌰 Group buddies were ready to go by 6:30 this morning to canoe the lake. So. Much. Fun! . . @radnorlake @thechestnutgroup #naturephotography #fauxtographer #artists #deer #greatblueheron #greenheron #racoon #tnstateparks #smokeonthewater #smokeonthelake #riseandshine☀️ (at Radnor Lake Natural Area and Wildlife Refuge) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1Pi8_YncJG/?igshid=y89m4orn0lj4

[ballsakic]

Oh Paul, you bearded, Patagonia-wearing, fauxtographer, who thinks standing on mountain tops is a personality trait...

Please fall off next time. Love u.

[jgartphotography-posts]

Pourquoi faire de la photographie de nu ?

“ Pourquoi faire de la photo de nu ? C’est une question que l’on me pose souvent, surtout des gens qui éprouvent une aversion .totale à l’égard de la nudité.

Les personnes qui pratiquent régulièrement le naturisme, qui n’ont pas de problème avec leur corps, ne me la posent jamais.. parce qu’ils ne se posent pas non plus pour ce qui les concerne.

La réponse à cette question existentielle est en réalité très simple, parce que j’aime ça.

C’est une réponse qui peut paraitre ridicule, limite enfantine, mais elle ne l’est pas du tout.

Quand vous faites quelque chose de manière spontanée, volontaire, vous le faite pour vous même parce que cela vous procure du plaisir, de la joie. Parce que cela contribue à votre recherche du bonheur. Il va de soi que personne ne m’oblige à photographier des garçons nus. Je ne le fais pas non plus pour subvenir à mes besoins ou à ceux de ma famille. Je le fais parce que j’ai choisi de le faire, parce que j’aime ça tout simplement.

C’est la première motivation du photographe de nu, et c’est la plus importante.De fait, il serait vraiment stupide de se forcer à faire des choses que l’on n’aime pas. Quel serait l’intérêt pour un photographe de shooter un garçon nu s’il n’en éprouve pas le moindre plaisir. Si c’est une contrainte pour lui ? si c’est une corvée ? Si tel est est le cas, il y a plein d’autres choses à photographier... un paysage, un coucher de soleil, un petit chat , mais qu’il est mimi tout plein !un mariage, les gens dans la rue, une architecture originale... faut vraiment pas se forcer à faire  ce que l’on n’a pas envie de faire...ou alors il faudrait peut être songer à entamer une thérapie...

Je fais donc de la photographie de nu parce que j’aime ça... et la question se transforme en autre : Pourquoi aimes tu faire de la photographie de nu ?

Certains sont tentés de répondre à ma place à cette question ...

“Parce que c’est un pervers”

“Par ce que c’est du voyeurisme’

“C’est un pauvre type frustré sexuellement’

“Parce qu’il a une bite à la place du cerveau”

J’en passe et des moins bonnes, par ce que j’ai vraiment entendu tout ça....

Oui, ce sont des explications possibles, ce sont peut être les vôtres, ce ne sont pas les miennes.

il est clair qu’il y a des tas ce cons qui utilisent le prétexte photographique pour satisfaire une pulsion sexuelle,inutile de le nier, les modèles sont mieux placés pour en parler mieux que moi.

Sauf que lorsque tel est le cas, le but n’est pas, pour la personne concernée, de faire de la photographie, mais de voir, par tous les moyens un garçon nu, d’en éprouver un plaisir qui n’a rien d’artistique, et de ramener un souvenir ému de cette séance croustillante sous forme de photo de qualité médiocre.

A partir du moment où la démarche n’est pas artistique, si le but n’est pas vraiment de faire de la photographie mais de satisfaire un besoin de voyeurisme,  on sort évidemment du cadre et la réponse donnée n’a plus rien à voir avec la question posée (pourquoi faire de la photo de nu, ou pourquoi  aimes tu faire de la photo de nu...) Or précisément, la question reste bien celle là.

J’aime faire de la photo de nu, je n’ai pas dit que j’aime sauter sur tous les modèles ou les garçons que croise ou que je shoote. Je n’ai pas dit non plus que la simple vue d’un garçon nu serait de nature à m’émoustiller au point de faire descendre mon cerveau dans un espèce de tube de moins en moins mou qui grandit au même rythme que ma connerie.

Donc s’il vous plaît les gens, soyez gentils : ne m’attribuez pas des pensées qui vous appartiennent et ne voyez surtout pas en moi le fauxtographe, qui, après deux ou trois minutes de discussion, animée avec un modèle en vue de l’organisation d’un éventuel shooting, va lui envoyer spontanément une photo de son zizi en érection parce que c’est là qu’il a placé tout son potentiel de séduction, faute de pouvoir lui offrir autre chose de plus subtil.

Nous parlons ici de photographie. Pas de galipettes.”

Thierry Smets de Boneffe, photographe. .

Ce texte correspond exactement à mon état d’esprit. Je n’aurai pas mieux dit, et il me paraît parfaitement convenir à l’ouverture de ce blog. J’ai juste changé femmes par garçons....

Bienvenue à tous dans mon univers photographique !

[lovejam]

I think our #48hourfilm should be in #blackandwhite. The cast and crew of “Will the Read Martian Please Stand Up?” #fauxtograph

[nicholaspatrickwilliams]

Circa ‘76. #Fauxtographed and styled to the sounds of @bettemidler’s “Songs for the New Depression” album. #FindYourVisceral #PolyesterJester #MasterCurator #ActivistForTaste Head-to-toe: ⭐️Umbrella (1970s): on loan ⭐️Hat (1970s): @kangol_headwear from @etsy ⭐️Sunglasses (1970s)(Pics 1,2,3,4,5): from @retroandme #Etsy shop ⭐️Suspenders (1970s): from Etsy ⭐️Shirt (1970s): from @iguanavintageclothing ⭐️Watch: @swatch ⭐️Square Bangle: from @jetragvintage ⭐️Mustard & Chocolate Brown Beads: from @j4j_costumeandvintage ⭐️Yellow Resin Beads, Orange and Beige Beads, Buddha Beads, and Orange & Yellow Glass Rings: from Chinatown, L.A. ⭐️Silver Spoon Handle Ring: from @brooklyncharm ⭐️High-waisted Disco Jeans(1970s): New Old Stock @levis Orange Label from Etsy ⭐️Socks: @pairofthieves from @target ⭐️Platform Shoes (1970s): New Old Stock Stylecraft Label from Etsy All curated and styled by Yours, Truly. . . . #NicholasPWilliams #Blogger #FashionBlogger #VintageClothing #LosAngeles #1970sFashion #Dandy #Dapper #Fashionista #MensFashion #MensStyle #Gentleman #Lifestyle #EtsyVintage #EtsyStyle #QuarantineQasual #QuarantineStyle #QuarantineLife #Quarantine #StayHome https://www.instagram.com/p/CAWKbeqJh-C/?igshid=grt677nc2650

[mitzipon]

just heard about this person, they are a nonbinary poc and i think their music is good pls support them.

[catboyllawliet]

i was trying to make up my mind about ai-generated images but i think the utter disappointment that i feel when i see beautiful artwork or fauxtographs (;D) just to see “ai-generated” in the caption is what did it for me