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[radiance1]

The Ghost King and The Lord of Madness know each other.

After enslaving multiple of worlds they were bound to meet. Their relation is... complicated. They were very fierce enemies when they first met, then it turned into a begrudging respect for one another which then turned them into tentative allies at some point.

Then that somehow transformed into love, and they got to gather after multiple eons. Only to then break up a couple eons later, which then made them enemies for a few more eons before they turned into some form of weird friendship and comradery.

Which then made them on and off exes.

Trigon was a bit sad when his friend/ex/lover/husband/ally/enemy just disappeared from his radar, but hey there's this one woman who looks pretty fine over there trying to kill him.

So, after Pariah Dark got released from the coffin and sees a child trying to fight him for his throne, well, he very instantly adopts him after he got back in the coffin and the kid nearly won if he didn't collapse a second away from victory viz placing him back to sleep.

When Pariah and Trigon meet again, they instantly try to kill each other because that's basically their way of saying hello. Not that they did kill each other, mind you, but it's mostly just a habit at this point.

Then they both found out they had kids and, well, it kinda just escalated from there. Pariah mocked him for being defeated by his own kid(with help) multiple times, which makes him a hypocrite since he also almost defeated by his kid too, which Trigon pointed out. The Ghost King shrugged it off however, and asked if his kid was truly strong and to which Trigon gave a thumbs up too.

Then Trigon asked if his own kid was strong and Pariah nodded.

Which then ended up with both of them deciding to just, descend to earth via their own methods (ghost summoning for Pariah and Trigon's kids) and decided to wreak havoc there.

You know, as family bonding.

Raven and the Teen Titans pop up immediately to stop both Trigon and the Ghost King with the Justice league, at least, they were until a glowing ghost teenager popped up trying to stop Pariah.

(He may have played into Danny's whole 'hero' thing by offhandedly mentioning he's going to take over an earth from an alternate dimension and letting those thoughts sit there until he gets up and does something about it.)

You know. As family bonding.

[xamaxenta]

Heeellp

[glimfag]

July 23rd. Billford Day.

[forestshadow-wolf]

One year ago I heard 2 very exasperated words from one British man with a very aggressive Manchester accent and now it's all I ever think about

[astralnymphh]

me as hell if I wrote this period sex ellie idea I gots... (ITS BEING WRITTEN!!)

[crispy-dib]

First day of babysitting in a while and fighting off the primal urge to vocal stim my current hyperfixations was a difficult battle but it was won nonetheless

I don’t need the 3 year old to repeat “FUCK YOU! DO YOU WANT A CHICKEN NUGGET?!” “Eww thats disgusting-uh” and other moments from Smiling Friends

[peachesgaeass]

This just popped up into my mind and thought it would be funny

A half-blood bragging they know maths

Half blood: I know my times table's and can figure out the circumference of a circle, all without a calculator.

Pure blood: what's a calculator?

Half-blood: it's like a machine that helps you cheat in maths and goes beep boop when you press the buttons that have numbers.

Pure blood: what is maths?

Half-blood: it's like numbers and equations.

Pure blood: equations?

Half blood: numbers in a sequence that lead to other numbers.

Pure blood: well that's useless. What's even the point?

Half-blood: I'm glad you asked. That's the funny bit.*laughs* There isn't.

[kagender]

today, i got to choke real keroro merch instead of my own creations. it felt really good

[boyheros]

ohh yes i love vague details heh... me when interpretation

further questions... what is mizrieta sickness and what does it do to humans? (animals too if they can get it) what are mizrieta themselves? what is the process of reincarnation? are they conscious while waiting for a body to inhabit, and are there "rules" to reincarnation? (like, can they only inhabit certain bodies and etc) and what was the extinction event?

HEH thank you. i'm writing so much now you don't know how helpful this is for me actually. i hardly ever tend to write my oc lore down, before now this was all mentally catalogued. because i'm crazy. thanks so much for asking me stuff again. ok here we go

"mizrieta sickness" is when a human's soul & base black gets realized. it's not a human's natural state of being so it usually causes problems, especially because it often occurs during instances of great violence/trauma/duress ....usually when mizrieta are trying to kill people for resources (base black usually. all mizrieta need that but they only have a finite amount, and it can decay. stealing it is sometimes the only solution...) i'm kinda vague about how that "realization" works, too. i'll say it usually happens with violence or near death. if you're sitting next to someone with a realized soul you're not just gonna get the sickness it's not contagious like that. happens a lot when mizrieta try to steal base black cuz. they're trying to force a humans base black to realize (and it IS actually possible for only base black to become real without the soul. VERYYY rare though) and that will force the soul into existence too.

as for it's effects, plenty of people 'die' of something called "vessel rejection" right when they get mizrieta sickness. basically the strain of suddenly having a real soul (and also experiencing the horrors) will basically kill them. the new soul falls right out of the body. but it's not entirely a death sentence cuz it may not be too severe, or if their soul goes back in the body before all the biological processes stop then they can survive... because humans don't know how to control their souls/base black they'll have issues with this until they do learn. it's difficult because they're still alive, piloting their physical body the way we all do, but they also exist as a ghost that's essentially possessing themselves. parts of their soul can shift out of their bodies willy nilly and that in turn will interrupt biological processes and cause health problems. like your entire arm may go numb cuz the part of your ghost that's supposed to inhabit it moved out of place. ppl with mizrieta sickness also always have pupils the color of their soul. less so for any reason that makes sense but because i want the "eyes are the window to the soul" reference LOL.

im using a readmore now i should've done that on the last posts too my b. here we go:

as for animals. honestly haven't thought of that tbh i figure they could get the sickness because. they're alive also. actually maybe this could contribute to the extinction thing tbh. if you can steal base black from people you can steal it from animals. but if you kill em all...oops!!

as for what mizrieta are themselves. most basically what consists of their "self" is considered to be their soul and their base black, since they shapeshift their physical body can vary and change and blahblahblah. unlike humans they know how to control their souls/base black and can shed their vessels, incorporate new material into their vessels, possess someone else's body, etc. but literally i'll be blunt: the only difference between "a Mizrieta" and "a person with Mizrieta Sickness" is that the mizrieta knows how to control themselves & shapeshift, and also social view. there's a sorta "humanity divide" where. even though LITERALLY humans and mizrieta can be made up of the exact same components, humans view themselves as humans and they wanna stay that way. and the rare few (clones like the facestealer for instance) who 'become' mizrieta decide to take that label. they switch sides, i guess. (that's why Mizrieta the character is named that. she was like WELL! i'm goin all in!). humans and mizrieta alike tend to view the humanity divide as, well, a divide. normal humans on this side, mizrieta on the other, ppl with mizrieta sickness kinda in the middle but still on the human side. when in reality it's more like a continuum. you can go your whole life as a regular human, but once you get the sickness, you'll probably slowly slide over to the mizrieta end over time...

as for reincarnation. once you have a realized soul it basically exists FOREVERRRR so if you have a fatal vessel rejection. you're like a ghost now. Lingering souls without vessels tend to wander, not usually very cognizant of who or where they are. (another difference between humans and mizrieta i guess. mizrieta would be much more Aware. they're practiced at existing as a Soul rather than relying on stuff like brains to hold their consciousness and memories.) The way ghosts interact with living humans can vary widely. Some don’t seem to know or care about the presence of others, while some seem to intentionally seek living beings out, seemingly in the hopes that they can regain a living vessel for themselves. this means you can in fact shove a new vessel at a ghost and they can live in it. boom. as for "rules," you'd realllly wanna reincarnate someone in a body that matches the DNA of their original one. you COULD possess a body that wasn't 'yours' in any way but. your soul might just reject the body. like an organ that doesn't match. or the body will start "turning into" you cuz of base black memory like i mentioned last post.

IN THE STORY THOUGH. reincarnated people don't know how they got reincarnated!!! they just tend to kinda "wake up" somewhere, alive. there's a whole religion about it now. at this point in the chronology, clones stopped being made. before the (latest) extinction event, even. so no one ever considers, "huh, there are machines that that can make bodies" ....they think "what the hell, Maverick, you're a clone? i thought those were extinct? where the fuck did you come from that's so unnatural."

now, the extinction event. also left kinda vague on purpose. but the human race's population had been declining for a looooong time. enough time that they invented cloning as an attempted stop-gap. i figure it would be a combination of a lot of factors (multiple "extinction" level events, perhaps), over quite a bit of time. as in the standard of living lowered enough over time that people on average are shorter than they are now. and then the mizrieta come and kinda finish them off. it's not like all mizrieta are human killers, but as i said. humans make great resources for them. you do what you do to survive, i guess. not all is lost though bc if you're killed by mizrieta for resources, you probably got mizrieta sickness, so you can probably get reincarnated...yay....

but in the part of the story i tend to treat as "the current part" or the part that would be the focus if it was a written story or show. is post extinction. lots of this other nonsense is 'backstory' if you can believe it. lots of the info i'm feeding you would be mysterious i guess. humans went extinct so they lost a loooot of everything. resources, knowledge, etc. societal views change too. ALL reincarnated people literally have mizrieta sickness so it's not viewed as bad, anymore, and it's not called 'sickness.' you're just reincarnated, lol. instead, regular humans (the offspring of 2 reincarnates are born normal, without realized souls) are called "natural born" or "naturals" because they're. yeah.

[sugaroto]

It's ridiculous how hungry I am and what the fuck im just about to eat/ ate already

This should be in one of those feeding challenges videos where YouTubers try to feed each other dog food or some shit blindfolded

[kittlesandbugs]

KISSU

[partyhardyontitanic]

kish n louie plot u say????? 👀👀👀

oh you betcha babey

its so fuckign much (3332 words lol) so itll be under the cut!!!

i couldnt figure out a way to write this that would be non-pikmin knower friendly sorry @askthelovenest you will probably not get this that much or have to google a lot but i highly appreciate your itnerest <333

Most of this is written in broader strokes but scenes that I imagine in detail will be written in full detail okay you just have to accept the varying text density here

Allright so this cute little story would begin at some point in between the many many castaways that the pikmin 4 protagonist rescues (I’m just gonna use the name Pom for them since that’s the fanon name I think). They also rescue Kish from a cave at some point.

Back at the S.S. Shepard, Kish expresses fascination with Oatchi’s great skills and training and tells Pom that if they ever wanted to discuss space dogs and their training, she’s the man! But of course there’s already someone to talk to about space dogs for Pom, that being Captain Shepard herself.

Like most of the castaways with side quests that Pom rescues, Kish is stuck just kind of hanging around the S.S. Shepard. He gets frustrated with this fairly quickly but can understand why they’re stuck here right now. There’s still people to rescue and going out there on her own would be downright suicide. The boredom still gnaws away at him but it just be like that she guesses.

Enter the bastard, Louie. Pikmin 4’s story wraps up, Louie is apprehended after the Ancient Sirehound Battle, and now he, much like the other people rescued by (one member of) the rescue corps is just standing around the S.S. Shepard, handing out side quests to Pom. Kish has been watching with increasing disdain as Pom gets to do all the jobs and activities and exciting stuff. He’s growing more and more irate about it by the day.

Simultaneously, Kish has noticed a LOT of malice towards Louie from the rescue corps, ever since he’s shown up. They have precious little kind things to say about him and their faces always contort in mild to severe contempt when they talk to or about him. Louie himself doesn’t seem like he notices. Or if he does, he’s just not pointing it out. Or showing it. At all. Kish has always been a big observer, but she can’t quite get a read on Louie just by watching him. His aloof nature is kind of fascinating to her. Surely, there’s a lot more going on inside that head of his than he’s showing… how intriguing.

One morning, very shortly after Louie came to the S.S. Shepard, Kish watches with a frankly inappropriate death glare, as Pom walks around the landing space and collects side quests, including the Fit For A Feast side-quest from Louie. Though, Kish notices a lack of interest from Pom towards this quest, complete with an eye-roll when Louie can’t remember the name of the cave he’d seen Dwarf Bulborbs in.

As the S.S. Beagle flies off towards the day’s expedition goal and just about everyone cheers it on and wishes it well, Kish is standing on the sidelines close to Louie with crossed arms and a scowl.

“This is literally fucking ridiculous,” she blurts out, “We’re really all just standing around with our thumbs up our asses while one rescue corps member goes out and does everything out there. Like…. Even you guys?” he turns towards Louie and gestures towards Olimar who is standing further away. “Aren’t you two like, experienced in this stuff? With the data logs and stuff you’ve done here already and all that? What are you asking Pom for food for when you can just go out and get it yourself? At least it’s something to do!”

Louie is silent for a second, a trait Kish will grow used to very soon, before he replies: “I’m not allowed to leave the Shepard.”

“What?” Kish says, “Why not?”

Louie shrugs silently. “Too much of a troublemaker, they said.”

“Well… I GUESS that makes sense but like… I just fucking hate standing around out here all day!” “Me too.” “If there was at least something to do at the Shep-what’d you say?”

Kish turns towards Louie again, who tilts his head.

“I hate standing around this ship all day. It’s literally fucking ridiculous for one kid to do everything on this planet.” Louie says.

Kish isn't sure why exactly he’s surprised to hear Louie express distaste for doing nothing all day (and in her own words too). He just seemed like he’d be perfectly content with it, she supposes. But this is an opportunity. A connection. A chance… Because with Louie’s skills, going out into the wilderness is already way less scary. But he’s still not allowed to leave. What to do, what to do…

Kish notices a tiny path in between some bushes that one could squeeze through without making any sounds. Everyone who had gathered around the S.S. Beagle is slowly dispersing, meaning the bustling crowd could be their cover to get there. It’s the perfect chance.

“Hey, come here.” Kish silently commands, not really giving Louie much of a choice in the matter as she grabs his sleeve and drags him through the crowd expertly. Even though Louie’s being dragged along, he is bobbing and weaving past bodies with grace almost befitting of a dance.

This red gal, whoever he is, must be really skilled at moving through crowds completely undetected. Much like Louie himself, he muses. As the two go from dodging people to dodging leaves, he wonders if this guy has also experienced the pain of being isolated from a group and repeatedly mocked. If she’s also decided to stick to quietly blending in as much as possible, as a social survival strategy of sorts. To put it another way, he’s impressed. But he’s also still confused.

“Where are we going?” Louie asks eventually.

“Uh, I’m not sure…” Kish admits, “but surely, there’s got to be something for you to eat around here. I guess we’re, uh, scouting out the area? Scavenging, maybe?”

“Scavenging… Sounds right.” Louie says. He’s pretty pleased to have something to do, and he guesses if he had to bring someone along, an apparent quick thinker like this is one of the better choices. Better than all the people back there hating him anyways.

Kish lets go of Louie’s arm and the two of them walk silently towards the other end of the bush.

“What’s your name?” Louie asks suddenly.

“Hm? Oh right, we never formally introduced ourselves to each other. I’m Kish, a space dog trainer from Karut.” Kish says. Normally, he’d go for the handshake and everything, but she has a feeling Louie wouldn’t much care for it. “And you’re, well, Louie yeah I heard that much. But is there anything else you wanna introduce yourself with?”

Louie thinks to himself for a few seconds before he replies, “I’m from Hocotate. Working for Hocotate Freight. Our boss sucks. The company is probably going to go bankrupt soon.”

“That all you can think of to describe yourself?” Kish asks.

“It’s all you said about yourself.” Louie responds.

At that, Kish actually has to laugh a little.

“Yeah, you’re right. Okay fair enough. No need to dive that deep on a stranger yet.” Kish says. A part of him is hoping, quite strongly even, that in time, Louie won’t be a stranger anymore.

Kish and Louie end up having a pretty successful day together. They find an onion not too long into their journey and Kish gets to closely inspect the red pikmin within it, as they help the two collect some fruits. They also find some Skitter Leaves and Sheargrubs which Louie assured Kish are easy to take down and totally delicious when prepared correctly.

Kish quickly notices Louie’s passion and creativity with cooking, which she frankly finds heart-warming. That’s just an adorable hobby, not to mention incredibly impressive to someone who can barely even follow instructions for microwave dishes properly.

Meanwhile, Louie is impressed by Kish’s sharp eye. She can spot fruits easily, even if they’re almost completely hidden in bushes, and he can tell that something is a Skitter Leaf instead of a regular leaf before Louie’s even registered that there are leaves on the ground.

Their teamwork isn’t perfect per se. Their communicative abilties leave a lot to be desired. But for a duo that’s formed less than a day ago, they’re working together shockingly well.

Just a few hours before nightfall, the two walk back to the S.S. Shepard, where they are immediately met by a furious rescue corps team (and a concerned Olimar). Accusations start flying right away; that Louie was trying to run away and start causing problems again, that he had kidnapped Kish for some reason, that he was going to undo everything the rescue corps had worked so hard to accomplish on this mission. Louie is long since used to people assuming the worst about him so he just silently lets them all ramble on. But just as he is about to zone out, angry yelling erupts from right beside him.

Kish is nothing short of furious at the accusations that are being flung towards Louie with barely any justification. She yells at all the rescue corps members about how hard they’re blowing things out of proportion and how cruel they are towards someone who could have done much, MUCH worse to them all. His lengthy tirade shuts the team down again, as they have no choice but to agree that Louie’s just collected food in the nearby area and hasn’t done anything explicitly wrong or harmful today. Olimar even joins in and defends Louie by pointing out that he’s kept Kish safe throughout the day. Louie is silent throughout this but he seems somewhat shocked by the defence.

Later that night, everyone is served dinner in the S.S. Shepard while Louie cooks his own meal in the Dolphin’s tiny little kitchen. He’s deep in thought about the day he’s had and the friend he seems to have made, when there’s a knock at the ship’s door. Olimar had informed Kish that Louie isn’t allowed inside the Shepard and she’s immediately made his way to the small old ship. When Louie points out that Kish doesn’t have any food now he replies that he’s not eating the rations of some “petty assholes” (in reality she had forgotten her plate in the Shepard when he stormed out of the cafeteria). Louie has easily cooked enough for more than just one person, and he likes Kish enough, so he offers him a plate of his self-made meal of the day. Kish is honestly surprised but thankful nonetheless, so the two share a delicious meal together and talk a bit more. Well… Kish talks. A lot. Louie mostly listens, but he likes doing that. He likes Kish.

Louie and Kish’s ritual of going out to collect food continues on after Olimar puts in a good word for Louie (and pulls him aside once to tell him “You have one more chance here. Don’t blow it.”)

The two of them grow closer and closer as they keep going out. Befriending people is a lot easier when they are your age, Louie finds. At least if those people are also not judgemental over every mistake you make. Louie and Kish bond over how both of them have poor impulse control and do some nasty things sometimes. They agree that they won’t cruelly judge each other while simultaneously holding each other back where they can. Louie can hardly wrap his head around how wonderful it feels to have found someone like Kish. He might be catching some feelings other than friendly appreciateon. Uh oh…

Eventually, Kish spills the beans on why he even came to PNF-404. It was all because of Moss, the space dog Olimar had spoken of in his S.O.S. message. She had been hoping there would be more strange and rare breeds of space dogs on this planet. And while the Bulborbs were strikingly similar to bulb-dogs from Hocotate, he was still disappointed that she couldn’t find anything friendly. Louie quickly realizes he knows exactly how to undo that disappointment, and the next time him and Kish go out, he leads her to the Ancient Sirehound (do not ask me how he knows where to find it, he just does OK). Kish is delighted to see such a big and amicable dog, and even moreso when she sees it run up to Louie and slobber all over his entire suit and helmet. The beast loves that guy, and it’s just the sweetest thing.

Gosh… Louie’s an intriguing guy, he’s great at cooking AND he’s good with animals… Oh… Oh dear…that’s a crush blooming isn’t it… Oh boy.

One night, Kish talks about his past a bit. He had a passion for art that had been tested brutally by an art school that valued market and corporate appeal far over actual artistry. Getting that bachelor was gruelling and finding work in art that wasn’t completely demoralizing was close to impossible. So Kish put his skills with space dogs to use instead and started dog-sitting and offering training sessions for money. It pays the bills just fine and it’s fun enough, but it’s hard not to feel disappointed after the way chasing her dreams turned out.

Louie can empathise with that and tells Kish about how he’s always wanted to become a great chef with his own cooking show, but when he briefly joined a culinary school on Hocotate, it was an exclusively vegetarian school, and he was ostracised even worse than in his old schools (“And those were places where I’d regularly get asked in earnest if I was going to eat the other kids.” “What the hell that’s so fucked up???”).

This newfound connection makes Kish like Louie even more. She’s starting to really understand the guy. That impression of a mysterious quiet wallflower is giving way to a young man who’s kind in his own ways but struggles with empathy, and who’s trying to figure out his place in a world that he doesn’t quite seem to fit into. It’s relatable. It’s compelling. He’s compelling. …That crush is only going to get worse, huh.

Some hiccups come up here and there when they are working together. Most notably an ever growing curiosity for the animals of PNF-404 from Kish that’s almost lead him to have his leg gnawed off by a bulborb a few times. Luckily Louie has quick reflexes when it comes to protecting people, and manages to drag Kish away from the beasts just in time.

It also turns out that Kish is god-awful at aiming and throwing pikmin, and when the two tried to work together to slay a Dwarf Bulborb, Kish missed just about all her throws. When told about this issue, Olimar suggests giving him winged pikmin instead, which could correct for missed throws while in the air. That turns out to be the fix they needed because after that, the two turn into a scarily efficient team, coming back each night with greater catches than the last. (The rescue corps briefly got scared that they'd hunt something on this planet to extinction)

Their blooming romance comes to a head one day in the tiniest most subtle way. The rescue corps are finally done with PNF-404. There’s no one left to save (everybody double and triple and quadruple checked) and so the Shepard takes off with the Dolphin loaded into its large and comfy storage space, where Louie also resides, since he knows the crew and other castaways will only give him angry glares.

They never warmed up to him, and he doesn’t care much to convince them he’s a better guy. Even if Kish is still fighting tooth and nail against any accusations thrown at him. His one defender, who is currently curled up next to him in the Dolphin’s sleeping space.

Come to think of it, they’ve gotten incredibly cuddly with each other. They just kind of started doing that. Kish explained early on that she’s awfully touch-inclined and that Louie can tell her off whenever he wants. But he never wanted to. He’s always wanted to be touched even more. They’ve been holding hands way past the point of guiding each other, and hugging each other for way too long and way too tightly. Not to mention when they’ve actually tried dancing together on PNF-404 to some impromptu tunes the pikmin would hum to themselves. They’re always together. They’ve grown so close. They have no trouble whatsoever confiding in each other. They’re like… a romantic couple, he realises.

Without thinking too much about it, Louie just asks his half asleep companion: “Did we become a couple at some point?”

“Hm?”

“Did we become a couple at some point?” he repeats.

Kish opens her eyes a bit. Those red eyes that radiate a passionate warmth Louie could get lost in forever. “Hm… well, I guess. If you don’t mind…” he replies.

Louie can’t help but to smile at that.

“I don’t. I love you.” he softly speaks.

“I love you too.” Kish replies gently. He readjusts himself and wraps her arms around Louie, who wraps his own arms around Kish’s shoulder and gives her a kiss on the forehead. This is their little moment. Just them and the cargo of the ship. It reminds Louie of when he and Kish first started properly interacting with each other in the midst of that bushy walkway. It’s exactly the kind of confession he had hoped for.

Despite the calm and gentle beginning of their relationship, Louie is still getting terribly nervous. He hasn’t the faintest clue how to date someone. But handily he’s (debatably) great friends with someone who’s managed to pull a loving wife and kids.

Olimar has to bear several days being bombarded with questions about how to be romantic, but he doesn't mind. He finds this amusingly cute. He tells Louie how he was asked out by his now-wife and how his primary “strategy” was just to be kind, listen to her, and make her feel valued in every interaction.

Olimar also tells Louie about a few of his dates with his wife, which Louie tries to replicate exactly. This fails spectacularly every time, but his determination is nothing short of amazing, and Kish is not shy about telling him how sweet he’s being. She also reminds him that he doesn’t need to try acting like his senior did. It’s perfectly fine with him if Louie just acts like himself, awkward nature and all. Louie really can’t believe he’s managed to find someone in his life who wholeheartedly accepts and loves him for his “flaws”.

Louie visits Kish on Karut a lot and sleeps at his place regularly. Kish’s big space dogs Wilmi and Teddee had to spend a while getting used to the new visitor but they eventually warmed up to him. Still won’t leave him any room on the sofa or bed though. But to be fair they don’t do that for Kish either.

The two have discussed moving together a few times. While Louie would absolutely love to leave his stupid delivery boy job and that stupid vegetarian planet and go to a culinary school where just liking meat isn’t some kind of crime against nature, what it keeps coming back down to is the fact that his grandmother still needs him. And he can’t just leave her on Hocotate. She doesn’t have anyone else.

Kish understands this fully and makes sure to visit him on Hocotate often too. She likes Louie’s grandma, that woman is so strange and her being Like That explains a lot about why Louie is Like That. The old woman has also talked about marriage and getting great-grandchildren already and watching Louie freeze up and go fully red at that is just plain funny.

All in all, they compliment and complete each other in a way neither of them had ever expected. They found themselves and simultaneously something different and compelling in each other. They love each other for their compatible flavours of autism <3

And that’s the story of how the cold King Of Bugs and the fiery Beast Tamer became a couple okay cool thank you for reading <333333333

[pyriteplates]

Let's all pretend I was able to draw today. Here's the only panel I could get myself to churn out (that I probably won't even use)

[galianbeast]

Tumblr changing 'im not interested in this' to 'dismiss' on For You page posts like yeah get tf outta my sight!

[emosyzoth]

LIFE FORMULA EVENT...............GOES FUCKING INSANE

[eduardofaukes]

Eduardo | Self Para

“We’re not going.”

Eduardo exhaled as the answer he had expected inevitably fell from his mothers mouth. It wasn’t a surprise that she didn’t want to up and leave their home to put herself and her daughter in the care of a pack, in a city they weren’t entirely familiar with— especially after everything that had happened to them. Particularly when that same pack’s alpha happened to be the reason they were now unsafe in their own home to begin with.

“Then what are you going to do, Ma? Stay here and hide? It’s not safe! You can’t just lock yourself away and expect everything to be alright all the time!” Eduardo argued. “It’s temporary. Just to keep you both safe until we can figure this whole thing out. Then you can come home.”

“Who’s to say it will be any safer with them? They have no loyalty to protect us. Even if they did, you know how quickly they can change their minds. And you. Fighting. I thought you had found something good with this girl, now I see you throwing yourself into a fighting ring?”Erin folded her arms. “What’s happening to you?”

Eduardo huffed. “Come on, I made a mistake. I can’t make one mistake after everything I’ve done to keep us safe?” It just so happened that this one mistake happened to be a massive fuck up that had highlighted exactly who he was and how he could — or couldn’t— fight to Esme’s ex-husband and pack. “Fine. You know what, I can’t protect you. I can’t protect you and Hannah but Esme and her family can. We have to trust her, Ma.”

Erin huffed this time. “She’s safe here. We’re safe here. What do you think is going to happen if your sister goes there? You know she’s not stable enough to be around all those new people.” Erin argued.

“Yeah and maybe she’s not getting any better because we hide her away, Ma!” Eduardo snapped, “Maybe she would have gotten better a long time ago if she actually went outside. If she met other people that weren’t us— if she’d met some other wolves instead of learning to fear them. If somebody treated her like a damn normal person for once instead of the fragile little girl that we treat her as!”

Erin was silent for a long moment, her eyes narrowed. She wasn’t about to berate and blame Esme when she had been abused by the man they were now all apparently meant to be afraid of, but she couldn’t help but to wonder for a moment whether Eduardo meeting her was a good or bad. In truth, her son was only pointing out things she had been thinking for a while. She had instilled this fear in her children. It was her fault they didn’t know how to be wolves, how to trust. Despite the current conversation, this was the happiest she had ever seen her son and it seemed that Esme was the cause of him finally finding himself.

“I love her.” Eduardo confessed through his mothers silence. Erin was torn between gushing with happiness and wondering if he was being naive. Her boy, in love, finally…

“I’ll think about it.” Erin eventually responded. “But you’re not going to snap at me like that again.” She finished after a long moment of pause, before turning back to her bowl of dishes.

His sister, Hannah, had been stood in the hallway in order to eavesdrop on the conversation and hearing her brother approach, she reached out to grab his arm. “I want to go.” She whispered to him.