#father figure escargoon supremacy

[random-rabid-creature]

More incorrect qoutes!

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*X person talking about kirby, bandee and elfilin*

X: and they where roommates!

DDD: omg they where roommates Ö

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Kirby: my bff once said that my eyes where weezer blue!

Kirby: he aslo says that he thinks that i might be autistic

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DMK: i would wipe out all popstar for you

SDDD: excuse me-

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DDD: it doesn't happen to you that when u r trying to read smt the words and letters just start swiming around the paper or change positions making it really annoying to read?

DDD: i just searched it up and it turns out that i have a learning disability

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Escargoon then

Goonie: oh demetri? No no he's not my son! I just take care of him most of the time (since his father really doesn't seem to be interested to actually take care of him)

Escargoon now

Goonie: oh Dedede? Yea thats 100% my son, took care of him his whole life, love that guy, isn't he amazing?, my wonderful son hell yeah

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Kirby: hi dad! ⬅grew very emotionally atachtted to MK

MK: dad...?⬅ very happy

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SDDD: i'm not just a pretty face to look at!

SDDD: i'm slightly blind, i have anger issues, i'm the pinnacle of mental illness-

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Bandee: hey don't yell at his majesty! He's just a little slow

DDD: *to himself* -stm was said, what was it... DON'T YELL AT HIS MAJESTY wait no thats ok, what was it... slow... THEY CALLED YOU SLOW D:< -

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Kirby: i know what metal is!

Kirby: i have eat it once-

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Waddle dee: wa wa ya wan way wanya ya

DDD: so true bestie