#fat! Tom Nook

[eonhyena]

Thin Fox, Wide Nook

[wysteriaisapenguin]

Sir Topham Hatt 🤝 Tom Nook

Fat Authority Figures in children's media who are often demonized as "evil dictators" when in reality they are looking after the main characters and just want them to be more responsible with their lives

[swatthefox]

Some ReddNook art I've done

[arkhamsgirl]

pidge has so many middle names she must be so confused… does she know her name

[roundanimalfoundry]

Its Tom Nook

Tom Nook!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eonhyena]

Tom Nook is a Hustler

[psychicscribble]

Art Dump from 2022-Now

Nothing super explicit (except Nook's nuts) but marked mature for kink reasons anyways.

man, i need to draw more

[lottieratworld]

i still wanna do this, anyone got outfit suggestions? im not good at designing outfits so suggestions would help lmao

i should draw tom nook in a slutty outfit

[perch-the-cat]

I'ma Judge you for who you main in Mario Kart (Don't take it too seriously)

(these are for Mario Kart 8 deluxe so it doesn't have all the players from tour)

Mario: You are basic or you just started playing Mario Kart and you don't really like any other characters as much

Luigi: You are probably obsessed with this man

Peach: same as Mario but you're probably a girl or a gay adult man

Daisy: you are probably a tomboy

Rosalina: You probably find her attractive (and you're not wrong about that)

Tanooki Mario: You probably think he's a raccoon. You also probably play as him because You wanted to play as Tom Nook but he isn't a playable character in any games you have

Cat Peach: along with what was said about Peach, but I will add furry into that mix

Yoshi: You wish the dinosaurs never went extinct

Toad: You probably impersonate him a lot and your parents hate you for it

Koopa Troopa: You wanted to play as a villain character so you chose this little guy (or you really like turtles with no spikes on them)

Shy Guy: You feel socially awkward a lot and you want to cry in your room until the other person leaves

Lakitu: You like that you can actually see his legs now (feet fetish? 🤨)

Toadette: Same as toad but you are probably a girl or again a gay man

King Boo: You wish it was his Luigi's mansion design because I would look way more cool (I'd also probably main him if it was the L's mansion design)

Baby Mario: No matter how small you are you think you can defeat anyone

Baby Luigi: You like his baby design more (or you still are in love with Luigi but now you are a pedophile🤮)

Baby Peach: you think she's an angle

Baby Daisy: You are very strong and people think you wouldn't be able to lift a pencil

Baby Rosalina: Someone else is playing as Rosalina or you are one of those hardcore gamers on YouTube who knows what they are doing

Metal Mario: Takes you back to the good old days (you also weigh a lot probably)

Pink Gold Peach: same with peach but you weigh a LOT (you also probably think she should be called rose gold peach)

Wario: You are an old greasy man that loves garlic and money or you think he's funny that or you have a thicc ass

Waluigi: You wish this man was your husband no matter which gender you are (you also need him in smash)

Donkey Kong: you like the DK Rap (where are they now)

Bowser: You like being in charge... You are also probably an alcoholic

Dry Bones: You are dead inside

Bowser Jr: You favor your father and don't care about hurting anyone's feelings about saying it. Your parents probably also get in a lot of fights as well.

Dry Bowser: same as Bowser but you are also dead inside

Lemmy: You think he's very wholesome and adorable (or you like midget turtles that are probably gay)

Larry: You like turtles that are easy to beat up

Wendy: You are probably a diva or you put her baldness and fat ass lips aside and played as her anyway

Ludwig: You are probably one of his OBSESSIVE fans who will do anything for him. Or you like classical music. Or both.

Iggy: You are very much mentally unstable, so you chose the character that is just as insane as you are

Roy: You are a Bully and an Asshole

Morton: You probably have this on your agenda, Wake up, eat, eat, eat some more, sleep, wake up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge, eat the food you just stole, sleep, and repeat.

Inkling girl: You are a girl who likes squids and painting

Inkling Boy: same as Inkling Girl but you are a boy instead.

Link: You think you're the "Chosen One"

Villager Boy: You are an Animal Crossing fan who doesn't want to be called a furry

Villager Girl: same as Villager Boy but you are probably girl

Isabelle: Same as villager girl and boy but you don't care if you are called a furry (You may or may not be one)

Birdo: You are probably a trans

Kamek: You read a lot of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings

Petey Piranha: You are the type of person to talk to their Venus flytraps

Wiggler: You like him because he's adorable and you like bugs... or you use the kart that looks like him and make him ride it, then you start calling it slavery

Peachette: If anyone knows what chaos the super crown has brought they would know why you chose her, You whore!

Pauline: You are a talented singer

Diddy Kong: You like monkeys or you're Jane Goodall, that or you really like Diddy (not this character, the real person)

Funky Kong: You played so many mods playing as him and you are so happy he's back

Thank you for reading this and remember don't take it seriously this is all a joke.

Comments or reblog if you think I nailed you!

[the-perverse-library]

Pawg Gif 8D - Tom Nook is wanting to collect Ankha's rent, but she missed a payment again.

So he's gonna get a collection one way or another, which is why he has her in his office wearing the lingerie he picked out.

He cancelled all his appointments for the next day~

Tom Nook was a charitable Tanooki, often allowing those who were struggling to pay their rent or bills to find alternative ways of squaring their debts. That was why he was in his office and cancelled all of his other appointments, as he was helping a villager square off some owed rent they had forgotten to pay him. He smirked as he watched Ankha enter his office in an oversized coat; his eyes stayed pinned on her as she undid every button and hung the coat up, revealing the skin-tight, see-through white lingerie he had given her the day prior. "You're on time Ankha, are you ready to 'pay your rent'?" Tom asked as he adjusted the massive bulge in his jeans.

He watched as Ankha just looked him once over and strutted to an empty chair, making her big, fat ass softly clap with each step before sitting and looking down at her nails. "If you could get this done and over with quickly, that'd be great." Ankha dismissively said as she paid no attention to her landlord.

Her attitude incensed the kind and charitable tanooki. Tom quickly undid his belt and unbuckled his jeans, and spanked Ankha. "What do we say to our very understanding landlord when he offers to help you pay for your overdue rent?" Tom hissed out as he whipped his hands over her plush, jelly-like asscheeks.

"S-say thank you!" Ankha yowled out as she felt Tom get wild and rough on her. "I-I'm so thankful you're willing to help a dumb, poor slut like me."

Tom grinned, satisfied at Ankha's answer, the tanooki gave her ass a soft squeeze, massaging her cheeks as he pulled his iron-hard cock from his jeans. "That's good. I am always here to help my dumb, silly little slutty tenants whenever they need it." He whispered into her ears as he gripped the edges of the chair as he pressed his monstrously fat cock into her pussy. He slowly fed inch after inch into her, feeling her tremble, quake and clench around him as he kept going until his hips pressed against hers. "I think, it will take three orgasms to 'pay' your rent, what do you think about that, Ankha?" Tom confidently asked as he began to saw in and out of her gushing slit.

"T~t~three sounds... o~oh god! S~shoo good M-Master Nook." Ankha drunkenly slurred out as her mind was becoming mush every time Tom stretched out her pussy and womb. She could feel herself on the verge of cumming and knew that once she did, she wasn't going to stop. If she didn't want to be Tom's personal fleshlight, she needed to use her magic to make him cum quickly... but she couldn't focus long enough to draw mana into herself as Tom had found his grove and was picking up speed. "~H-Heka, grant me str~OOOOH GOD~!!!" Ankha's attempt at her spell failed when she felt Tom pick up speed and savagely slam his cock deep into the walls of her womb, she felt her belly bulge and punch the back of the chair. Her mind went white with hot pleasure as she started to gush and squirt all over the chair and Tom Nook's fat, churning nutsack as she became his for a whole twenty-four hours.

[arsenic-catnep]

I'm not afraid to say it.

Tom Nook is a dilf. A fat, hairy dilf.

I want him.

[jennijwoww]

i heard for the next animal crossing tom nook is getting replaced with a fat leather daddy who spanks you if you don't make all your payments on time

[voz-12]

just got animal crossing. when does tom nook breed femboys with his big fat tanuki balls? did i get the wrong version?

[storyofmychoices]

Blades 2 Inside Choices Blog: Blades of Light and Shadow 2

We’re so happy to be back in action with the gang we know and love! Where does Blades of Light and Shadow 2 pick up after the first book’s ending?

Emi: I will say that we don't pick up where you're expecting. 

Kathleen: Unless you were expecting to get hucked out the back of the plot truck and onto the action highway at 80mph. (Fury Road theme plays)

Lil: (is overtaken by the Two Towers theme)

Emi: But rest assured, our original four love interests are back and dealing with their own challenges. 

Lil: And they’re definitely going to need help with those challenges whether you’re romancing them or not. Though we support all variations of ‘mancers here. Mono-, multi-, and necro- . 

Emi: Also they get some new looks that can best be described as "sleeves are B.S."

Jay: Don’t forget “badass pirate coat important”.

What kind of new main characters will we meet in the sequel? Or perhaps, any new love interests?

Jay: There is a strange but familiar hooded figure…whose hotness level was of great discussion.

Lil: He’s very constructive with his feedback. And a monster from Book 1 returns, but not in a way you expect. 

Emi: I think we all know I'm obsessed with Valax. I mean, she's a badass purple lady who only has one sleeve. Obviously that makes her my wife.

Tom: EMI YOU HAVE TOO MANY WIVES!!!

Kathleen: Idk I'm still mad that hot scorpion lady didn't win the monster contest.

Lil: Sky whale supremacy how dare. 

Kathleen: Okay I am excited about the dwarves and goblins though. New dwarf friend is just A+ chaos babe and I love her.

Emi: Honestly though, my fave character is the one who's "head empty, no thoughts, falls over a lot."

Making this sequel has been a labor of love. Does the book team have any must-tell stories/bloopers during production?

Jay: There was an accidental floating dwarf? And too many battles with code. Writers, please don’t do it to me again. I cannot take it. The while loop will win.

Kathleen: During one of my editorial passes I had to give Emi a note like "Okay when we first meet the Big Bad maybe we should use that moment to establish that she's really imposing/scary instead of just going off about how hot she is."

Emi: I may have made too many Aerin memes that are now weekly traditions for our team.

Danielle: I was instructed to design a character with “Vision as a hotness bar” as a guide, I ignored them and used Jeff Bridges instead 😏. 

Jay: Danielle also came up with some incredible filenames, my favorite being “tentacle_monster_buff”.

Danielle: It’s accurate, is it not?

Are there any elements that you are particularly proud of?

Tom: The Shadow Realm was fun to make! Think the Upside Down, but more purple. And to make all the awesome new weapons and armor work with the outfits took 150 unique assets! You’re welcome.

Danielle: My first full book!

Lil: The lore guide for Blades was 60 single-spaced pages before we started adding things that came up during active production. I’m really pleased with how much actually ended up being discoverable in the book itself, so be sure to explore every nook and cranny of Morella and beyond! Because they are filled with beauty and chaos. 

Emi: I cannot tell you how many spreadsheets we made to keep track of things. I mean, the outline alone was 100 pages!

Jay: My code built 😭. And that my production planning got it to you a little earlier than y’all had anticipated hehe.

At the end of the first book, we seemed to have wiped out the forces of evil for at least a day or so. What kind of dangers will we face in the second edition?

Lil: Evil never sleeps y’all. It gets its coffee from Aerin. 

Kathleen: (Aerin, walking up to the counter): "I have a large non-fat birthday cake latte with caramel drizzle and four shots of espresso for (squints at label) ...Emile?"

Lil: In all seriousness, you’re really getting it from all sides in this book. There’s rival factions, shifting leadership, societal upheaval, and monsters. So. Many. Monsters. (Thank you for giving us the Shadestalker, by the way. Can’t wait for you to meet the beefy boy.) 

Kathleen: One cool scary thing about book 2 is that THIS TIME, IT'S PERSONAL (like instead of you and your buds racing against bad guys to collect the magic things, you've now got a villain single-mindedly hunting you down so she can steal your <REDACTED> for use in her evil plans).

Emi: Kathleen may have called me out for it but our Big Bad is hot! Both literally and figuratively!

How much do you love QA?

Lil: SO MUCH.

Emi: Pour one out for our poor QA folks who have had to test what is the most complex book we have ever done! You are the real heroes!

Jay: QA peeps are my saviors!! Their work alone cures my anxiety.

Kathleen: Gawd I would be lost without QA my grammar is a disaster

Erin: Everyone on the Blades team is so wonderful to work with. I also tested Book 1, and to be able to contribute to Book 2 means everything to me. It’s absolutely a labor of love.

We know that years of hard work and passion went into this book. What would the Blades team like the readers to take away from this sequel?

Emi: So Kathleen and I actually helped to brainstorm the entire Blades world back when it first came into being, so it felt like coming full circle to be back and expanding it in new and fun ways. I was already in love with all of these characters and they're even closer to my heart now. I can't wait for you all to see what we've come up with!

Jay: Y’all better like it! This book has taken years off my life. *lies down on floor* (But seriously, we’re as excited about Blades 2 as all of you and hope that it brings as much joy to you as it did for us to make. I think the best word to describe the team as we wait for September 1st is giddy.)

Danielle: I hope you like our art :).

Tom: If you don’t, please keep it to yourself, artists are fragile :’} 

Lil: I was one of the few people who was new at Choices when I began working on this book, and it was truly an honor to see this thing come together. These are the minds that brought you The Crown & the Flame, The Cursed Heart, Wake the Dead, and the first Blades. It was amazing to go from watching them work as a fan to taking this epic journey together. 

Kathleen: THE REAL VILLAIN WAS THE IMPERIALISM WE MADE ALONG THE WAY

Lastly, how much does the team love Aerin?

Kathleen: I DON'T love Aerin he KIDNAPPED my WIFE.

Danielle: Which one…

Emi: Aerin is my sweet baby boi with a little dose of evil. He should be protected at all costs but also really needs to go to therapy. I live for the angst of him and Raine though. It's so juicy.

Danielle: Aerin has caused me, personally, a lot of pain.

Lil: Really, one of the fun things about the book is you can decide how much pain Aerin causes you. Unlike us.

Jay: He haunts my dreams and my Wednesdays.

Danielle: Livid and sad and livid and sad

Thank you team for taking us through the fantastical production journey of the Blades of Light and Shadow 2! We can’t wait to dive in and meet up with the gang. Launch day is so close!! 

Thank you, readers, for supporting us and our book teams!

<3 The Choices Community Team

[outrealms-filth-factory]

Yeah Tom Nook's probably gonna be another big Male Fat around here. Hope some folk are up to working with that!

[badgender]

Just took a dab so fat I got so hot I almost threw up then opened my phone to a text from my wife saying she got us aquarium tickets to see the animal crossing exhibit and we are meeting Tom Fucking Nook