#fartsmeller

[theglizzardwizard]

people with comfort characters are confusing because even though the characters are villains or evil or whatever else they are, ppl who subscribe to comfort character stuff seem to want to have those characters stay in a changeless purgatory. nothing bad can happen to those characters (unless it's for ~angggssst~) and they can do no harm unless it's accidental or fixed up by the end. like, where is the depth in that? where's the intrigue, the fun? so much fun comes from when you let characters do something wrong, or hurtful, or spiteful on purpose, or let them get hurt for reasons they deserve/directly caused. watching a 'comfort character' pacing the cage is just so boring. yet, there's a million fics and a million pieces of art exactly of these milquetoast ideas. all of them blend together, except for maybe one specific scene or concept in the story (i.e f1rep4ce fic where fartsmeller gets onscreen tortured in the first few chapters). it's so... homogenized.

Presented without commentary because I got nothing. I just agree with you

[ghostrockband]

any crazy work stories?

The first night i worked barback it was like 1145 and we were dead and so we started preclosing and shit but literally as we started we got hit w a huge rush of dumbass frat kids who all ordered "the cheapest beer we had" or like tequila shots and wld tip like 1 dollar if we were lucky and they proceeded to just fuck around and play pool for an hour without ordering much else. And u know this isnt rly like out of the realm of possibility, its a college bar more or less and its sorta past all the bars on the main strip of the area. So ppl will filter down here at the end of the night and thats when shit can get kinda fucked and annoyingggg cuz theyre so fuckin loud and entitled and annoying as previously stated. Also it was crazy bc if u moved from the back of the bar to the front there was just a wall of fartsmell from these kids it was just so wack. I shld also mention that when i say kids theyre all over 21 and like my age and shit but theyre just like stupid and inexperienced and always make me feel like im old as fuck in comparison but u dont have 2 feel bad that im like infantilizing them or anything cuz theyre all lil rich boys and shit and im just a little worker.

So anyways the frat rush wore on and the bartender had me go around and do last call and like. I dont think kids these days rly get the concept of last call or maybe frat kids r just so fucking entitled they think theyll always get special privelege but literally these ppl will come up like 20 mins after u call last call amd be like pweeeease can i have another shot pwease and like the bartender kept sorta hedging it and not rly enforcing last call very well but whatever, it made it hard when we made our third and final last call bc all these guys thought thwy cld try some shit and when we finally didnt serve them they just got super indignant and loudly plotted our murders and sayin shit like they were gonna wait for us outside but ofc they didnt bc like at the end of the day drunk ppl say all sorts of shit they dont mean at all and like frat kids round here arent gonna follow thru on that shit. So they start filtering out.

10 minutes before we close this like group of kids in suits come down and theyre like pweeeease can wr play pool we just wanna play pool for 15 minutes we promise we wont order anything and leave after 15 mins. And in my head im like why do u think thats a selling point. And they were like we wont order anything and tip u 10 bucks if we can stay and i was like nah we're gonna close like i wanna go home and shit sorry man. And they were like well can we use ur bathroom at least and i was like sure whatever and then they started whispering shiftily and i was like ughhhh fucks sake and sure enough they go back and the bartender walks back there and theyre tryna break the damn paper towel dispenser off the wall cuz these dudes r so fuckin incensed that we wont serve them while we're trying 2 fucking heard all these kids out so we can close.

Greek life is a fucking worthless scourge and i hate serving them. But idk if id call that crazy

[gaast]

sorry about my zesty fartsmell

[bobbyfiend]

Yes, some things about this website are broken and suck, but you know what is awesome and not broken and doesn't suck?

Keyboard navigation on Linux desktop!

My PC runs Linux Mint and keyboard navigation breaks on some websites that have it. Pointedly, it is a shitshow of fartsmelling idiocy on Facebook and Instagram. But it works here, smoothly and consistently.

[osidius-el-enfatico]

I've never understood those people that are deathly afraid of emails, like someone says something, you answer what they want and you move on. but I'm getting sick of emails with no purpose.

my insurance company sends fucking seventeen mails a day, the zoo I went to this summer sends four despite me unsubscribing several times, linkedin is like "check out what Burt fartsmeller is up to" ten times a day

I DONT CAREEEEEEEEE

[mspiggy]

old woman who lives to chow down. hungry hungry hippo. nasty fartsmell old lady baby!!!

sharon threw up and had diarrhea and had us super worried (she's like 13 years old!!!) until we remembered she ate all of our roommate's dog's food last night =_=

[chisatowo]

"Would I play dnd with them" bandori tier list moments

[anniec1369]

Who wears the soon to be patented "She-Nerd smelt a fart" look better? This ginger #cat or me? #catstagram #catsofinstagram #cats #fartsmeller #cute #whosbetter #nerd #shenerd https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx5ttcTFzO_/?igshid=nxutjtdj9oyc

[mayonnaiseandbread]

i wouldn't fkn touch that clownshow if i were you ● #ceaseanddesist #trademarked #copyright #tm #plagiarism #ffs #overrated #gobblegobble #slurple #sheeple #trendy #toocool #fartsmells #clownshow #promptthis #mocktober #fartober #trendtober #fucktober #halloweenie https://www.instagram.com/p/CFx317_htKZ/?igshid=vzo75v8m24h7

[cliveguy]

i LOVE reading minecraft youtuber discourse on here bc it's always like:

"i can't believe im seeing c!fartsmell apologists ship him with c!poop even though he FED HIM to a CREEPER..."

[next post]

"it's okay if you're uncomfy watching cc!fartsmell streams after the conviction!! /gen /nm but don't shame people who can seperate art from the artist /srs .....plus it turned out to be manslaughter and not murder so that changes a lot"

[next post]

"if you support cc!iamracist after he used the rainbow flag instead of the mlm flag on-stream, block me and kill yourself /gen /threat"

[kekisu]

OH YOU WERENT HOMESCHOOLED LAST YEAR? ITS JUST THIS YEAR? HUH. THAT SOUNDS FUN. ME AND MY FRIENDS ALL ATTENDED TNE AFTERSCHOOL CLUB. WE ONCE WROTE FARTSMELL ON EVERYTABLE IN THE CAFETIRIA WITHH MY SHARPIE. The jANITOR WAS PISSED AT AFTERSCHOOL STAFF

YEAH THEN NEXT YEAR ILL BE BACK IN NORMAL SCHOOL. IM DOING THIS CAUSE MY GRADES LAST YEAR WERE POOPY SO :| DNAERB4TJERGDKSEMALMLAWNARKNAJBDJZ  WHHHY? WHY?

[sweatybottom]

Crusty Fartsmells!

[kissuclan]

Slugbox likes to smell his own farts...weirdo

[voncartier]

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The devil drinks farts #nocoffeeinnilbog #fartsmeller #coffee #v60 #hario #troll2 #nilbog #friendsdontletfriendsdrinkstarbucks

[cocostabs]

#tbt #backinmybaddays #fartsmeller #olddays

[sweatybottom]

Festering Fartsmells!