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facefartdreams · 5 months ago
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Jason was the scariest dude at the University. One of the star baseball players had a mean streak as bad as you could imagine, when he walked up to you one day as you were at practice for tryouts, Jason grabbed your bat and held it up against his ass."Wh... what are you doing?" You gulped. BBRRRRRRMMMMMPPPHHHH!!!"Ahh... I'm about to make your bat stink as bad as your abilities to play fucking baseball bro." Jason grunted as another fart ripped from inside his guts.BBRROORRRRRRRRT! "Haha, damn... my gas is gonna break the fucking bat. Do you think it'll melt it in half? Or do you think my farts can literally break the wood?!" Jason laughed at his joke. You didn't have much of a response before a third fart snapped the wood in half from the sheer force of his wind. BBBBRRMMMFFFFBBBRRRRRT! "Ooops! That'll be your cock tonight bro... my ass is gonna break it in half." Jason was your roommate, the minute he found your porn stash on your computer, he knew he had you clocked. "Jason... what does that even mean?!" You stuttered. "You heard me... you may like it too much... but trust me... you don't wanna get TOO close to these farts. They'll fucking snap your cock in half from their force." Jason teased. As scary as it sounded, your cock was getting pretty stiff imagining him ripping ass all over your crotch. "Come here." Jason grabbed your collar and pulled you back into your room, he shoved the back of your head into the mattress and started grinding his ass right into your crotch. He didn't hold anything back and you felt a hot blast of his ass ripping against the seam of your pants fly.
BBRRRRMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHHHH! "Ahhh... wait til I pull that pecker out and burn it with an SBD..." Jason grinned. He was still in his baseball uniform. You were shocked they weren't stained from all the prior farts. The air in the room was insanely ripe. You couldn't believe it, he ripped his pants down and sat back onto your crotch, ass first. His hole was warm and inviting, his sweaty jockstrap was just another obstacle for your cock to overcome before it got destroyed."Jason... Jason... I... oh...OHHHHH!" You moaned. BBRRRRRROOOOOOOORRRRTTTT! Jason's next fart rattled your cock. He grabbed hold of your fully hard shaft and pressed his ass against it just like the baseball bat. "Let's see how strong this thing is bro... I gotta admit... you're pretty well endowed for a pathetic fag..." Jason ripped again. BBRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPP, and again... BBRRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRFFFFP!, and again, BBWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRP! You could feel the heat from his ass blasting the underside of your cock. It was almost too much, his ass was like a volcano about to explode. "I can't stop now! I got some fucking GAS today bro! PHEEEEEW!" Jason's nex fart sounded like he had been holding his farts in for a month. You were sweating profusely at this point. BBRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPP. "Ahh... fuck! My ass feels so much better." Jason's cock was getting hard against his jockstrap, the scent was driving you wild. "You're... you're... you're getting hard..?" You moaned as his next fart hissed silently against your cock, cooking it and searing you with a slight bit of pain. "So what bitch?! I fucking control you now." Jason griped. He pressed his ass further down, the head of your cock was starting to slip in. "Oh shit... my hole is hungry today... I want your cock so fucking bad, but not in the way you'd think." Jason ripped ass again as he grinned mid toot. BBBRRRRRRFFFRRRBBBBBRRRRTTT! You were speechless. You didn't know what to think as his ass was sliding further down on your shaft. "I've been holding them in all day so my farts are really nasty..." Jason teased. The more he ripped, the more you lost feeling in your crotch. BBBRRRROOOOOORRRRRTTTTT"I'm not stopping until you go mad faggot!" Jason was going mad. BBBBRRRRMMMMFFFRRFFFFTTTT! "JESUS!" You yelped. "That's right... fucking scream for me pretty boy... let the whole fucking dorm know who's ass is taking your cock for a spin tonight." Jason twisted a bit, making you yelp as your cock twisted with him. "Ouch! Jason please... I... I'm about to..." You started to sweat even more. Your cock was being cooked by his ass. "You're about to cum faggot?" Jason looked intrigued. "Please... just... no more. You've done enough farting." You cried. "Haha, are you serious?" Jason giggled. BBREERRRRROP! Your cock exploded in seconds at the start of the fart. Jason was shocked, you had a bigger orgasm than any girl he had fucked before."Wow, you came a lot." Jason teased. "I guess your dick is broken after all. I knew my gas would do that to you." Jason grinned. He knew he wasn't done yet. "Dude... that was... I..." You were at a loss for words... but when you felt another rumble over your cock... it hit you that he wasn't finished. "All damn day dude... all fucking day... Damn dude... your face makes the hottest terrified looks when 1 fart... I thought you liked that shit... are mine too strong for you bro?!" Jason laughed. "No! No, not at all! I loved every single second of it! I just need a second to regroup and maybe... if it's okay with you... we can do it later?!" You were gasping for breath from having the wind knocked out of you, and being overwhelmed in stink."Oh... you can regroup... but you're gonna have to do it with a fucking gas cannon vibrating your cock without stop." Jason grinned as another fart roared from him. UUUUUUPPPPPPP!"Aaaaahhh! JASON! Jason! Please!" You were praying your cock would snap in half to break free from the feeling of jizzing once... twice... thrice... four times in a row that evening. By midnight Jason was ordering take out to gas up some more.
You didn't stand a chance.
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militaryfartstories · 5 months ago
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Army Aroma
They were on a mission on enemy soil. Jeremy accidentally fucked up the tank and soon, he and Seth were stranded in the desert heat completely visible to any enemy awaiting to attack."Fuck you dumbass! You don't know how to drive a tank?!" Seth scolded. "I... I'm sorry... I was dozing off... I shouldn't have gotten us stuck." Jeremy apologized. "You wanna be forgiven?! Get your face in my ass... all we need is for all this gas I'm holding in to spread into the desert and alert the others that we're out here... fuck... you probably just got us killed." Seth propped his legs on the dashboard and spread his legs. Jeremy took a deep breath as he pressed his face right up against Seth's crotch. "It stinks down there don't it? "Seth whispered. "Yes it does" Jeremy inhaled and sniffed to his hearts content. BBBRRRMMPPH!"Haha, fuckin hell, sniff THAT up." Seth reached down to press his partner's face tighter against his ass. Jeremy's eyes began to water as the gas burned his throat and lungs. He had never smelled gas so foul in his life. "Ugh! What did you eat?!" Jeremy whined. "None of your fucking business...I said sniff." Seth was going to blast Jeremy's face with farts until Jeremy passed out. FFFBBBBBRT! "How much gas do you have?" Jeremy coughed. "Quiet... they'll hear you... in fact I should probably make these quieter..."Seth tensed up and the air rushed silently out of his ass and into Jeremy's nose. "Fuck Seth... you smell like you fucking shit your pants." Jeremy cried into Seth's crotch. BBRRMBT! "I probably could... I probably did... this fucking desert heat is tearing my stomach the fuck up..." Seth was rather distant. He had no reason for conversation. The only thing Jeremy was going to do was keep his face between Seth's legs, and pray that the next fart would knock him out cold for a while. Minutes turned into hours, and hours turned into days. Seth had yet to run out of gas. Jeremy was still pressed tightly against Seth's crotch and his tears welling in his eyes from the rancid stench that he was absorbing into Seth's crotch, only making his farts smell worse. BBBRRRRPPPPPPMMMMMMPPHHH!!!"Oh god! Please Seth! It stinks so bad!" Jeremy whimpered between Seth's legs. "Just sniff it bro. Smell my fucking wrath. Oh wait, hold on, oh oh OH!,” with Seth scrunching his face, Seth squeezed his thighs together, trapping Jeremy's head into his crotch and squeezing as tight as possible. The next fart absolutely destroyed Jeremy, and relieved Seth. BBBBRRRRRRRBBBBBMMMPPPHHRT! "OH yeah..." Seth felt so much relief after that blast. Jeremy's cock had started oozing cum. His face continually blasted by more stinky gas from Seth, he passed out in the heat of the desert, hoping they'd be rescued soon. Jeremy awoke in a hospital bed on the other end of the battlefield. He was being treated for dehydration. Seth was sitting right next to him. When Seth saw Jeremy had awoke... he stood up, and walked towards his comrade."Well well well, if it isn't the fart boy..." Seth stared blankly. "What... what do you want?! How can I settle this?!" Jeremy was scared. Seth hopped up onto Jeremy's bed and sat right on his cock, and ripped one. FFFFRRRRBBBBBBRRRMMMMPH!!! Jeremy's eyes rolled to the back of his head as in seconds, Seth's latest fart made him cum his pants again. Seth smirked from Jeremy's reaction. "Dehydration. I'd like to think my hot steamy gas dried you the fuck out. Don't worry... I got more in the tank. Plenty more. An infinite supply."More... farts?!" Jeremy shook a bit. FFFRRRPPPPFFFF! "Oh yeah... and since your fucking cock tents up every time I bust ass, that just proves what a fucking fart face you really are... and unless you want me to tell the boys, you best get that sniffer of yours ready whenever I gotta fart to fucking blast... got it, boy?" Jeremy looked into Seth's eyes and nodded... it was going to be a pretty smelly eight more months.
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militarymenfarting · 7 months ago
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Direct hit to the face
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cuteguysfartwish · 7 months ago
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Wish I was the bottom
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blubstaxy · 2 months ago
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Trying on some old leggings. How do they look 🐷👀
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wizardofwizz · 11 months ago
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jamrock's finest
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genisflyingkites · 1 year ago
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The boy and the heron fanart. This movie means a lot to me I saw it early thanks to my friend and guys it’s so good. I love it a lot and I think it’s a beautiful message Miyazaki has to artist and young people. He’s saying don’t try to continue legacy or be perfect or the next Miyazaki live life he felt he wasted his. Read a book, spend time with your loved ones, and make friends. Life is more than our passions and careers. Which is what I needed to hear y’all will love it
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gainerboyjames · 6 months ago
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CW: farts
I’m a big ball of gas rn and it feels so good 😮‍💨
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beefybunzz · 10 months ago
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facefartdreams · 5 months ago
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Brendan played his video games while I layed in his bed behind him. His ass was to die for and I had a front row seat as it wiggled with every abrupt move of his game. Level 5!” Brendan cheered. Soon I smelled a familiar smell of sewage. Brendan had released an SBD that filled my nose with his rancid gas brew. I was on the receiving end of many of his butt bombs during our friendship... but this one tops the cake to this day.“Sorry I farted” He waved a hand behind his ass after his half-assed apology. The waving turned into wafting as he started moving a second fart into my face. “Dude, I’m full of gas tonight. I may even have to lock you in a dutch oven.” His threat brought you to the verge of cumming. “Hey Hey Hey!” Brendan pushed his rump into my face and ripped a loud, but smaller fart into my face. The smell was just as bad and he laughed as he continued playing his game. I smelled wave after wave of SBD for the next hour. The average man farts around 20 times a day. From my experience men fart more than that... closer to 30, maybe even 40 times a day. However, within that hour I smelled over 50 farts from my best friend’s ass. Brendan was still enjoying his game and not even acknowledging his rancid gas attack “Holy fucking hell dude, you stink! Gosh how do you let out so much gas?” I finally spoke up and Brendan paused the game, bent over and ripped the mother load of all farts. Twenty seconds of gas spewed right into my face as Brendan began laughing at my situation. “I have so much more man... you sure you wanna sit back there?” His gas filled the whole room, there was no where the go... So I stayed. At the two and a half hour mark, Brendan had let out over 200 farts. At some point I stopped cringing at the smell, but Brendan got more vile at aiming his farts, pausing the game about every minute to let out a sizable rip or two. I was basically making myself a piece of furniture. A complacent fart sniffer for Brendan’s evil brew of stink. At four hours he was starting to slow down, still he passed the 400 farts mark and still continued to rip a big fart in my nose every two to five minutes. “Dude! I finished the game!” He smiled at me, and I was shocked as it’s the first time he acknowledged me as a person instead of something to fart on. “Now dude, get on your back, I’m sick of you always pretending you don’t dream of being smothered by my ass.”Brendan sat directly on my face and his farts began picking up again. “You think 450 was bad? Wait til I get you to the thousands!” Brendan is the gassiest man I know... and my favorite thing to do with him is stare into his ass as he plays his games... some times those games are on the Nintendo. Other time those games are with my psyche
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da-janela-lateral · 8 months ago
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I see plenty Dad Reigen out there but where are my Dimples exhibiting weird uncle behavior
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militarymenfarting · 7 months ago
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Thank you for your service and sacrifice, now let me serve your ass and farts.
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bellygrows7 · 2 months ago
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First post 🐷
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dasniffer · 2 months ago
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Spooning with a bloated gassy sub, cuddling and squeezing them and holding them close while they are desperately holding in their farts.
Pressing and rubbing their stomach, moaning in their ear that they would feel better if they let out some pressure. Watching them blush, as they fart uncontrollably.
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qarameiio · 1 year ago
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he's so listening to 5 Seconds of Summer as im lying on my stomach giggling to my friends over the phone about a boy core
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blubstaxy · 2 months ago
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Belly time!
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