#fart garden

[journiland]

Note for next May Market: Only get dahlias if they are marked "dwarf." They are huge.

Side garden front:

Side garden back:

The bronze fennel I got from last year's May Market is taller than me. Smells amazing.

Bumblebee is enjoying the lavender bee balm:

I forgot to get a pic, but the curly kale has came back for the third year. It's supposed to be a biennial, so no clue on that one.

[tomouraline]

they finally listened to the tape

[babsvibes]

Enemy spotted

(or, every scene where Louise and Logan see each other for the first time)

[quibblequibblol]

chesecak 🤤

[lilyofthevalleycaughtintherain]

hsy???? slaying!!!!!

[loverboybrightsideghost]

THIS IS THE FART EPISODE

[solar-powered-potato]

I'm trying to Google gardening advice but I keep typing "how to moisturise a tree" and I am 100% certain that is NOT what I mean, but I'll be damned if can think of the word for what I do want to achieve.

[jeraliey]

This morning I woke up, absolutely dreading having to go outside to water the plants.......because it was raining.

.....once I heard myself, actually HEARD myself......I decided that the only rational response was to go back to sleep immediately.

[basketofcrabs]

i hate rewatching shows i used to watch as a tiny baby because i completely forgot that the pinky ponk literally just makes fart sounds

[pinkieprincessjustagirl]

Melon drenchhhhhhh

[prinsomnia]

the evening florist 🌙💐✨ (another old-ish piece i never got to post!)

support an illustrator this holiday season 🌞🎄

[bellapinkpen]

A birthday card for a gnome I know. 🧙

Don’t worry, he knew I was making this and liked the idea a lot.

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[silly-plays-p3r]

Aki during the 3rd study hangout: Hey whatchu going to do? Me/MC: Doodle Aki: Hey I used to do that! Mitsu: Really? I never knew that. Me, imitating a sullen Aki: "It was when I was with Miki-" Aki: Miki used to ask me- Me:

[yesterdayswitch]

corpse flower in the san diego botanic garden

[pseudowho]

Thinking about...

...long-term 'too comfortable' relationships with the JJK guys, when all the weird/gross/silly things creep in.

Pinning Gojo Satoru against a wall, having spotted an enormous pimple on his chin that you just have to get: "there's nothing wrong with m-- how dare you-- ow ow ow get off me--" "don't be such a melt, Satoru, keep still, that absolutely cannot stay on your face--"

Sitting on the toilet and chatting with Nanami Kento while he showers, and he wordlessly hands you a fresh toilet roll from the cabinet while he brushes his teeth; "thank you Kento" "mmmmmhm" and you continue chatting while you pee, leaving the bathroom door open. You forget to get off the toilet, so he brings you your tea there, while you continue to tell him about your day.

Laughing at Geto Suguru as he steps out of the bathroom after a bit of manscaping; "no no no-- go and get your razor, you're all patchy" "ah shit, really?" "yeah, you look like you've got a really bad gardener" "at least I try to trim the hedges..."

Plucking Fushiguro Toji's back hairs out one at a time; "OW-- dammit woman, stop doin' it like you hate me--" "--look, if you keep getting hairier, I'll just wax you instead, you're such a bear--" "--alright alright, I'll get your little witchy chin hair after--" "hey!"

Calling out to Okkotsu Yuuta while you're stuck on the toilet, blood over your hands and panties; "hey, Yuuta! Can you grab me some new underwear, and a pad?" "Sure!" Yuuta shuffles back to you, unfazed, as you hand him your bloodied panties to put in the laundry basket, "that bad, huh? You got enough stuff to last you?" "actually, I might need you to run to the shops..."

Creeping up behind Zenin Maki while she washes her bras in the sink, dropping a few of your own ones in, pressing a sloppy kiss to her cheek; "hey, hey, I'm not your washer woman" "yeah you are, such a beautiful washer woman" "psh...you're doing them next time"

Takuma Ino smiling as you curl on the sofa beside him in slummy old pyjamas full of holes (an ancient t-shirt of his, joggers you've had for at least ten years...), and you let out a fart; "sorry, sorry..." "don't be, I know you can do better than that" and Takuma lets one rip himself, sighing with relief.

Dropping your toothbrush down the toilet at Higuruma Hiromi's house; "ah, shit!" "oh, damn...just use mine" "eurgh, I'm not doing that!" "darling, be reasonable, I eat your pussy, we share much more--" "that's different--" "well by all means then, my love, enjoy your toilet toothbrush..."

Catching Todo Aoi taking a swig of milk out of the carton; "get a glass, jesus!" "whatever babe, it's just me and you here" "that is disgusting, unsanitary" "oh? I'll show you disgusting and unsanitary...c'mere"

When Kugisaki Nobara steps out of the bedroom, wearing your panties; "hey, they're my favourite!" "well they're my favourite too..." "yeah, on me! Get them off-- get back here--" and you dart after her, Nobara laughing as you try to pull your underwear off her, "help, help, I'm being assaulted!"

Catching Itadori Yuuji giving himself a scratch and sniff; "you absolute goblin-- go wash your hands!" Yuuji darts after you, laughing, his hand outstretched as you screech, ducking and running past him; "what, this hand? Come back baby! Where you goin'?"

Telling Fushiguro Megumi every single time you need to poop; "pause the movie! Gotta go poop," and he absolutely returns the favour, sitting on the toilet while you're taking a bath , "I'd wait...but I can't" "alright alright, just don't stink the place out" "I don't make promises I can't keep"