#farmfell au

[caycanteven]

Here me out…just cause I can’t get it off my mind before bed—

Lex, or as her pestering ranch mate calls her, Lexi-Lou, is a retired rodeo queen who’s got nothing better to do than care for her beloved horses. After a serious injury, however, she’s taken time off from the sport to enjoy life as a stable hand and really appreciate what life has to offer.

Gentle breeze, warm sun, and beautiful rides around the property are what makes all the hard work worth it—now if she could just get the damn skeleton she’s been bothered to work with to leave her to some peace once and a while, she’d call it all perfect.

Well, even until then, she’d manage herself and the ranch alongside the others for now. Though, the horses were her side of the fence; she’d rather not have one of the boys try to handle her rather temperamental Clydesdale, Cooper.

[dracoria-nebulae]

Chapter 11 of The Price You Pay!

I'm still alive, still sloooowly writing. I hope you enjoy!

[p4ll3t]

mossy boy is smitten

[askdrstiofficial]

i dont do refs often but i am having a lot of fun with razzle

a more suggestive sketch of Razzle and my other boy Moss under the cut

[ivyprism]

Simp lines for me and for you.

Warning: Simpery ----

Eclipse, gently holding your hand: I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid of what comes over me when I'm around you… I'm afraid of how tempting it is… to ignore my rationale… of how many excuses I can invent to be closer to you… I'm afraid of how much I want… of what I want. ------ Wolverine, gently: The day I met you, I began to forget a life without you. ------ Dusk, harshly: You asked me once… What I would do in your position? *He glowers as his magic crackles and sparks as he gets closer* Dusk: But when it comes to them…? Perhaps you should be asking yourself… *His bone attacks begin to form* Dusk: What would I not do? ------- Ridge, gently cupping your face after a fight: Who did this to you? I'll kill them. -------- Cardinal holding you close: You're the greatest risk I've ever taken... And the greatest reward. ------ Captain pressing his face into your neck: It was love at first sight... At last sight... As every and ever sight... ------ Elm, kissing your hand: It will always be you...

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@kioko-noodles / @kiokodoodles @didderd @caycanteven @owl-bones @hearty-dose-of-ranch @underfell-crystal @und3rwat3r-a5tr0naut

[emeraldhazeidentity]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Undertale (Video Game) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sans (Undertale)/Reader Characters: Underfell Sans - Character, Reader, Grillby's Bar, Assorted Side Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Farmfell, Alcohol, gender neutral reader, Reader is not Frisk or Chara (Undertale), Alternate Universe - Western, Self-Esteem Issues, body esteem issues, Flirting, Drunkenness, Sans and Reader aren't drunk during their interaction though, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, First Dates

I saw this post, and i was inspired to finally write something for my Farmfell/Ranchfell Sans, Bronco.

Please be mindful of the tags.

[vrnicky]

Could I request Nicte (Farmfell Sans) please? 👉👈

Yes indeed you can!! :]

Don't think about how his kisses don't match him, how soft and slow the kisses are, how he can't keep his hands off of you.

Don't think about how some of his kisses could contain some of his magic or dirt, how he would blush and apologize, cleaning your lips. Clearly don't think how a dork he is, how he uses his tongue to clean them.

Don't think about how everytime he sees you while working, how he would pick you up and spin you around before kissing you intensely. Don't think about it.

[ratsoh-writes]

Ages updated!!!!

I’m gonna do my best to include all important characters, including some “side characters” that appear often enough! So let’s begin!

Undertale: Sans: 65, papyrus: 49, Undyne: 47, alphys: 54,Toriel: 934, Asgore: 933, Grillby: 522, Mettaton: 22

Underswap: Star: 60, honey: 44, Twister: 44, Winter: 1013, Napstablook: 23

Underfell: Red: 66, edge: 43, storm: 44, King: 998, felltron: 21

Swapfell Mal: 60, cash: 51

Horrortale Oak: 75, willow: 59, Miss: 944

Horrorswap Lilac: 70, Basil: 54

Horrorfell Rust: 76, Noir: 53

Underlust Charm: 66, sugar: 52, Amor: 367, winnie: 10

Lustswap Sparks: 59, Salt: 50

Lustfell Lush: 63, Pepper: 51, Jezebel: 212, Marcelo goldenfoot: 455

Lustswapfell Sir: 68, weasel: 52, snow: 61

Lustred Flambe: 55, Pesto: 54

Lustgold Butler: 68, gold: 49

Outertale Pluto: 67, Jupiter: 49, titan: 598

Outerfell Orion: 60, atlas: 52

Outerswap Helios: 44, Artemis 36

Fellswap Lord: 60, mutt: 53

Fellswap gold Wine: 64, coffee: 50, Empress: 1033

Farmtale Peaches: 51, rancher: 46, Rosemary: 550, Yosemite: 501

Farmswap Cider: 50, Barley: 42, Carmen: 85, whisky: 520

Farmfell Ram: 49, pitch: 40, russet: 478, pooch: 489

Horrorfarm Moose: 64, maple: 53

Mafias Butch: 60, snipe: 58, ace: 53, boss: 50, slim: 48, bruiser: 45, tempest: 64, Don: 645, Madame: 647, Mr corgi (aka Charles): 67

Birdtale Quill: 59, crow: 51

Birdswap Mango: 62, papaya: 36, canary: 278

Birdfell Roost: 53, harpy: 42, Lewis: 90

Draketale Alden: 68, Ollivander: 60

Drakefell Barin: 71, Arwin: 59

Drakeswap Hilda: 66, saga: 63

Seatale Fisher: 60, Jasper 25

Seaswap Finn: 59, sails: 27

Seafell Hook: 58, captain: 30

Gastertale G: 80, green: 79

Dancetale Pop: 52, rhythm: 45, salsa: 678

Theatretale Tempo: 50, vibrato: 29

Fallouttale Lens: 69, cricket, 49, piranha: 65

Templetale Zen: 67, shield: 35

Nomadtale Gears: 49, compass: 42, copper: 645, lilo: 21, weave: 126, wisteria: 157, linden: 158

Here’s a quick rundown of a monsters lifespan:

A common monster has a life expectancy of 700 years give or take. The oldest monster in record (that wasn’t a royal) was a Drake monster who lived 732 years.

They are considered infants/babies up until the age of two. Toddlerhood is from 2-6

Children are from the ages of 7-13. Most monsters start public school at ages 7-8

Teenagers are from 14-19. Monsters mature at a slower rate than humans, and so while the body may look grown in the later teen years, they have yet to develop sexual maturity until around 20.

Once 20 they are considered adults, but some subspecies can continue growing up till 30

After puberty in the early 19-22 range, a monster is considered a young adult from 25-190. You can compare those ages to a human in their early to mid 20s physically

Middle Ages range from 200s- 400s roughly

500s are considered older and retirement age, 600s are elderly. Anything past 680 is fragile

The lifespan goes down with halfbreed monsters ( “full” monster parent and “full” human parent) where they live around 600-650 years

The lifespan takes a bigger drop for mages who have an expectancy of 250 years. Witches (humans who have trained to use magic) are known to live up to their 130s if they aren’t soulbonded to a monster partner.

Monsters and half breeds born with the disease called dimming rarely live past their 400s

An exception to the monster lifespan are the “royals”. They take a ritual after being voted into office that binds them to their country, making it so that any decisions they make for the country has to be for its and the peoples benefit (as far as they believe), making them a servant to ebott for the rest of their lives, but extending their life and health in return. The ritual can be broken for the royals who wish to retire and die in peace. The oldest recorded ruler was rumored to be around three thousand

And now the crash!!

For those who don’t know what that is, it’s when all the AUs merged (and my excuse for why all these guys are in the same place lol).

The crash started 17 years ago, and ended within 9 months. Since then no other mystery groups of monsters have been discovered.

Here’s a brief timeline of ebott from crash until now

First day: the land mass that holds ebott appears

Day 2: undertale, underswap, gastertale,, dancetale, theatretale, templetale, all the “farm” AUs, “lust” AUs and the “outer” AUs

Month one: the bird AUs fall from the sky, the nomads stumble out of the forest and the sea AUs mysteriously arrive on ship to shore

Month two, after two months, most of the fell aus (underfell, swapfell, fellswap gold) appear

Month three, the factory (mafias) monsters appear along with the “ghost city” now inhabited and known as ebott city, the capitol. A few weeks later, the fallout monsters appear and ebotts first official hospitals are created

Month four, the royals are finally brought together after threats of inner fighting, and Asgore is voted in as the king

Things settle for four more months, and the new land is explored, vary basic laws are out into place, and things start getting divided into districts.

Month five: Ebott makes contact with several other countries and is introduced to the worlds currency system. Ebotts gold, silver, copper coins is recognized as a currency by the rest of the world

Month seven, the first and only orphanage is founded for any unclaimed children.

On month nine of the crash, the monsters finally access the underground, and to their horror, they find three separate chambers housing the starving horror AUs who had no idea everything that was going on above.

Month ten, land is sold and divided, and ebott begins creating large scale farms

May 20, 2007, ebott celebrates their first official year as a country. The capitol city is named new ebott (cause Asgore sucks at naming things and frankly the rest of the royals aren’t much better)

May 30th, the royal guard is finally re-organized

December 2007, ebotts first countrywide gyftmas celebration, also an official design for the flag and coins are voted on and implemented

February 2008, the first official jail is built and used in ebott lol

July 2008, ebott is finally let into the rest of the worlds internet, and electricity reaches more areas besides just ebott city

August 2008, ebotts children and teens discover tik tok, and it is unanimously decided by every one that a standard public school has to be created

Late august 2008, the first public school is finished in city center

September 2008, the number of school sites number around 300, and counting

January 2009, ebott state college is built and open

April 2009, the ebott scouts is formed, and children hoping to join the guard in the future are able to sign up.

March 2010, ebott is opened by presiding countries for international students and charity programs

November 2010, the following of lady magic opens the temple to the public, and takes over the maintenance of what used to be known as the horrors underground. A grotto is transformed into a place of remembrance for those left behind before the crash

May 2011, the core from the stable underground is moved to the surface and duplicated into several other power factories. All of inhabited ebott is at least within an hour of power

May 2012, the stable underground is open to the public as a tourist attraction. Ebotts is opened by presiding countries to tourism

February 2013, because of public pressure from mainly farm, bird, lusts and the temple monsters, human-monster marriages are now recognized under the state as valid

July 2013 A farm monster discovers how to successfully cultivate magic crops from the underground, aboveground. He shares the secret for free, and other farm monsters take initiative to start sharing their own crop secrets. He is awarded the title of prince.

January 2014 Due to complaints about side effects from human foods, money is poured into research about safer ways to process and preserve foods in ebott.

April 2014, mellowmart becomes the largest company in ebott, finally beating out Walmart in scale.

December 2016, ebott petitions to be recognized as a free independent country to the United Nations. Ebott is turned down

December 2017, ebott petitions again to be recognized as an independent nation

February 2017 Immigration into ebott is closed, and monsters begin boycotting imported human goods. The ebott navy is built.

July 2017, ebott is declared an independent nation

March 2018, the royals declare ebott self sufficient in feeding the country when the amount of food related exports finally exceeds the imports for the first time

July 2018, ebott celebrates its first freedom festival

October 2018, the first college dedicated to the arts is opened in the captitol

July 2019, magical spars are declared the national sport after a grueling battle between spar fans and pickleball fans

November 2019, the first echo festival is celebrated in Goldenvalley

February 2020, humans not born in ebott are finally allowed to apply for citizenship, and the process for that is created.

April 2020 the goldenflower festival is organized for the first time

September 2020, several big brands like coco cola, Hersheys and nestle are banned in ebott when complaints of health issues becomes too much

March 2021, Wendy’s becomes the first company to create a monster-safe fast food outside of ebott, and after months of testing, is given permission to sell. Many other food companies follow and begin making separate recipes for their monster customers

May 2022, snails are declared the national animal of ebott, and popular snail breeds are recognized and the society of the domesticated snail is created for shows and licenses

November 2022, a different country tries to declare war on ebott on the grounds of them “stealing” their young working force (immigrant workers). Ebott threatens to close borders to tourists, those coming for medical care, and all outside companies selling in their lands. The untied nations slaps down the country declaring war.

February 2023, a new branch of the royal guard, called the NPTRF (national people’s trafficking relief foundation) or more commonly called the reverse kidnappers by ebotts supportive teens, is founded to combat the rapidly rising issue of monsters and humans being trafficked and dragged outside the country

[the-rivival-wiki]

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[shapeshivvter]

Also FarmTale sans does have a hat :D

And there's probs FarmSwap and FarmFell

Also what's ur fav UT! AU? I'm curious-

YIPPE YIPPEEE YIPPEE YIPPEEE!!!

For the longest time my fav has been Fell and Horror

[caycanteven]

Farmtale Lex cause I needed to release my inner horse girl 👏👏👏

[dracoria-nebulae]

Chapter 9 of The Price You Pay!

Finally the skeletons start to make progress on the matter of farming! And poor Moss realizes his mustard is mysteriously gone. Whoops.

[p4ll3t]

Moss!!!!

[a-very-tired-raven]

Things specific to any farm au

In farmtale, they care for more plants then animals, and have coexisted with humans for generations. So a lot of farmtale monsters are mix breed, mages, or have human family

In farmfell, theres a lot more ranches(more animals than in farms). Monsters from farmfell actually used to travel a lot a long time ago, and were mostly merchants with stands.

After a while they got popular with more richer people and monsters before they got to where they are today, so a lot of farmfell monsters have either rich or nomad ancestry. A lot of factorys and food businesses are actually owned by farmfell monsters

[a5tr0n0m1cal]

Sans, Red, Blue, Bear, Plum, Raz, Straws, Bull, and Sinter's reactions to waking up on top of their S/O, who's a foot-ish taller than them (like laying on their chest, cuddling) And their partner, who hasn't used petnames yet, kissing their forehead/temple, and saying in the most lovey dovey, drunken voice 'morning sugarskull'

Sans: He’ll let out a content hum, and nuzzle into your chest with a big dopey grin on his face. This is heaven for him. There’s no where else he’d rather be. 

Red: Grumbles a bit before actually opening his eyes and looking at you. When you kiss him on his temple and tell him good morning his face with become tinged with red and he’ll grumpily tell you good morning too. You’re the only one he’d let see him like this. 

Blue: “Well good morning to you too, love!” Blue wakes up fairly quickly, so he’ll perk up immediately and give you a kiss before getting up and starting his day.

Bear: He just starts purring and holds you tighter. He barely even notices the petname because he’s too busy nuzzling you. When it finally registers though, he’s purring even louder. If that’s even possible. “’Morning pumpkin.” 

Plum: Plum’s like a zombie until he gets his morning tea. So the most you’ll get out of him is a “mngh.” As he buries his face in the crook of your neck.

Raz: He’s more affectionate when he’s sleepy, so he’ll get the smallest of smiles and return your sentiment. “Good morning sweetheart.” 

Straws: He lets out a yawn and gives you a kiss back. “Good morning Chickadee <3″ 

Bull: He’ll practically melt at the kiss and will start purring at the petname. “G’morning angel.” 

Sinter: He’s a bit of a heavy sleeper, so he’ll just continue to snuggle you and give you a quick kiss before mumbling something incoherently and falling back asleep.

[ivyprism]

The Farm Boys (Skeleton Boys Info Dump)

Long-ish!

Grove - Farmtale Sans

Personality: A very lovely and helpful skeleton. He is quiet and composed. He is also physically quite strong. He is amusing, lively, and quite gentle. He enjoys jokes and helps out on the farm. He works hard, but he also knows when to unwind. He assists where he can, is very knowledgeable about plants and soil, and understands everything and anything there is to know about flowers and crops. He is a gentleman who is also very kind-hearted and loves animals. He has a skill of holding a lot of things and he is also very fast.

Appearance: He has soft gentle teal eye lights. He has freckles. He wears a straw hat.

Elm - Farmtale Papyrus

Personality: He's a cheerful and endearing skeleton. He is self-assured and powerful. He is intelligent and knows what he is talking about. He takes farming very seriously. He assists others whenever possible and is not scared to lend a helping hand to others. He adores the farm, and while he is not as skilled at farming as his older brother, he takes special care of the exterior and the housing. He is an expert at carpentry, painting, and woodworking. He is also tremendously strong. He is good with an axe. He is also very fast on his feet.

Appearance: He has a gentle olive eye. He has freckles and a scar on his cheek. It's very small. He has a red bandana around his neck.

Ridge - Farmfell Sans

Personality: He's a tough but lovely guy. He is no-nonsense, stern, and straightforward. He never backs down from a verbal altercation and knows how to fight. He is assertive, flirtatious, and protective. He enjoys having fun, but not too much fun. He is quite intelligent and is well-versed in farming and ranching. He can teach someone about farming. He is extremely powerful and can benchpress a large number of trees. He's a bit prickly, but he relaxes with those who don't mean him any harm. He is a bit of a show-off as well.

Appearance: He has deep red eye lights. He has freckles. He has a golden tooth and a scar on his left eye.

Spruce - Farmfell Papyrus

Personality: He's a courageous but prickly skeleton. He snaps and is ferocious. He isn't scared to verbally demolish someone. He is very protective of his farm and family. He might be a bit of a flirt, but he is a strong individual. He can be very rigid and harsh, but after he gets used to someone's presence, he relaxes. Once you get to know him, he is a gentleman. He never shows too much contempt to anyone. He is extremely powerful and adept at animal wrangling. He is very strong and can bench press a whole moose if he wanted to, but he doesn't.

Appearance: He has bright red eye lights. He has a scar on his left eye that is very big and splintering at the edges. He has freckles and a red bandana around his neck.

Roan - Farmswap Sans

Personality: He is a joyful and cheery skeleton. He is quite powerful and assists where he can. He's a tough guy who can help you carry things. He enjoys his job and is not afraid to assist others who are in need. He is courageous and astute. He is incredibly knowledgable on a wide range of topics. He is quite calm under pressure and adores hens. He is both charming and astute. He knows how to help folks when he can and isn't hesitant to do so. He knows how to assist and always solves difficulties swiftly.

Appearance: He has bright teal eye lights. He has a small scar on his left eye. He has freckles. He has a bandana around his neck.

Lark - Farmswap Papyrus

Personality: He's a laid-back, prankster skeleton. He is quite strong and can lift some very large objects. He is a witty and astute skeleton. He understands that in the end, it is all about plants, animals, and trees. He enjoys playing practical jokes. He gets a little chuckle out of the reactions. He is really lovely and understanding, although he has a filthy tongue and is quite agitated, which he manages well. He enjoys assisting others and, like his brother, is quite intelligent in this regard. His love to help others tends to help motivate him on the farm.

Appearance: He is a skeleton monster with olive eye lights. He has a small scar on his right eye that is diagonal. He has freckles.

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