#farmers apps

[stardustledian]

My friends introduced me to a cute mobile game called cat game, and now we’re gijinkafying the cats for a silly little project! I hope you enjoy

[spunishbread]

i forgot i wrote this during advanced oral communication class 😭

hi @clarisinne imagine cf playing pass the message and this shit happens /silly

[dracoryss]

Kinda stupid but I need to know

I had this person so confused I write my shopping list on a post it but I refuse to believe we have become so phone centered and paper averse??

[adaycalledx]

yeah I'm hyperfixated and yeah I'm putting it in the tags. what of it

[vyllain]

forget about what i said resting....ITS SO TEMPTING TO DRAW after that night watching The Secret Garden the swing scene is the best. Why not do it with Shane plus i love the background! Rn i am so dead....ill be resting now. (just one art for today)

[greatbigfeeling]

Off Cider:

I drove through my hometown last summer

But when I returned the motif had changed

The orchard had rotted

And the farmer’s axe lay dormant

In a field periphery, estranged

The fruitpicker’s daughter was dead

With the apple fallling far from the tree

In a village so morose and hollow

Her sister could do little but flee

Tabloids churn out brash sob stories

A mother grieving her daughters

And all I could do was spectate

Two lambs teaching a slaughter

So I’ll keep my tabs

And remember a rhyme

A metronome on my dashboard

Chop wood in my off time

[oghmasfavorite]

I am back on my Stardew bullshit

Anyway here’s Scruff, she’s too busy fishing to clean up grandpa’s farm.

[vaguely-annoyed]

as i played a little chrono cross the game booted me out after a boss fight (boo) so in order to not rage play i switched to stardew and. lemme tell u about my silly farmer. she's. hope of faith farm whose favorite thing is charity and has a dog named adam. she always attends church on sundays with the others and i regret only a little that i'm too commited to the bit now. keeping her ass standing on the middle back pew from 11 to 2 to the best of my abilities. it's as time consuming as it sounds (affectionate)

[andyridgeley]

everyone send me good vibes i’m tryin for another part time barista role

[glassamphibians]

pro: got approved for an arc im really excited about

con: the only way i can read it is on computer which is my least favorite way of doing anything ever

[farmerlesbian]

As far as the lex update goes, I don't really care that much. It was a little jarring, though I appreciate that I don't have that neon teal burning my eyes whenever I forgot to turn my brightness down. But if they're trying to be less horny, they are forgetting that queerness has always been, almost crucially, kinda horny.

yeahhh !

[canisvesperus]

[caffeinecattledude]

HAY DAY MOBILE GAME:

I feel like everyone has that one mobile game that just irritates them for some reasons whatever that may be. For myself it’s Hay Day. Let’s start off with the most simplest one.

When you reach a certain level of the game you unlock different crops and even animals. One of the animals you can raise is pigs. Although, how the game is designed is when the pigs get fat you just put them in this sweating machine and that how you get the bacon you then sell. Huh? It’s bad enough that some kids still think chocolate milk comes from brown cows we really need no help from game developers.

Secondary, the fact that you can have a bread oven, run of a mill grill, and cake oven to make your food products for sale is just stupid. If you know anything about creating for products for consumption of the general public then you know food has to be prepared in a industry or functioning kitchen. How this game has it designed is that kitchen oven just sit out in the front lawn. The only places I’ve seen a oven sitting out in the front yard were people didn’t give it a second thought was a in a over grown yard. No one said anything cause you couldn’t see for the hip high grass.

In conclusion the game is dumb and I’m currently in level 15. In all seriousness don’t take anything in this post seriously. This was a funny post on how games tend to portray agriculture in a way that is too comical that we find it redundant.

All that being said have a good weekend. Remember to eat your biscuits and mind your own business.

Sincerely,

CaffeineCattleDude

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[coffeenewstom]

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