#farmer!soap ☀️

[konigsblog]

i’m so warmed by all the pregnancy stuff with the farmers 🫣🤭 if you’re up to it! literally anything surrounding that, it’s so soft to read tbf. your writing is always so good, hits every time but the way you write pregnancy just hits different 🩷🩷

— thank you!! i'm glad you enjoy them, it makes me feel more confident in my writing and i appreciate you for saying such sweet things ! 🎀 i wasn't sure if you wanted smut, but this was rotting my mind !

⭒༉‧₊˚. kid headcannons with farmer!MW2 🌾🧺🐄

farmer!price has mainly sons. little boys always helping out on the farm, gasping when the pigs begin squealing and the birds make their call. takes such good care of them, and you as well. the boys love their mother; running up to you while covered in mud, overalls coated in brown sludge, giving in and hugging them tightly.

simon is a with the farmer concept is hard. i can't imagine it, i can imagine him working down in the bar down in the village, you joining along, or being his little housewife. wearing long dresses, and coming to him with your toddler boy and girl, giving them some sweets so they'll be alright and talking with your confident, funny husband.

(trying with the farmer!simon concept) who smokes a lot and always stinks of tobacco after a hard day. his little boy and older daughter (2 year difference between them) giggling with eachother, watching as she protects him. he's so proud of her and always makes time to help with her homework after breaking his back taking care of the carrots and cabbages.

farmer!soap who has 2 daughters. they're his princesses, and he'll do whatever it takes to keep them safe. walking with them, hand in hand, sent down to the village for fruits and vegetables by their mother. helping you make some blueberry pie for your husband after a long day. his daughters falling asleep at the dinner table with blueberry pie all over their faces.

farmer!gaz who has daughters. he treats them like angels, and appreciates when they help with the animals. i imagine his daughters to enjoy helping on the farm when they're a teenager; taking care of chickens and bringing back eggs, or getting hay on their jeans and t-shirt. spends a lot of time with them and they all appreciate his work.

farmer!könig has only daughters, i can't imagine him with daughters, at all. has a lot of daughters, perhaps 5, or maybe a pair of twins. they're so cute when they're toddlers; falling asleep on their daddy's lap, and getting their faces messy with cheesecake after dinner.

he's an amazing dad, and loves reading to them before bedtime. has an album of photos of them from their younger ages, and sometimes fell asleep on the rocking chair when they were newborns and woke up crying.

farmer!alejandro has daughters too, no son's for him. he definitely treats them like princesses and loves how sweet they are. makes funny jokes, and is very overprotective of them. oh, his daughter wants to go down to the village? no matter if she's a teenager, she's not going alone. if she waits for him, he'll buy her a ice-cream and allows her to help with the cows despite his constant scolding for asking! don't worry, he'll handle it.

farmer!rodolfo who has 1 daughter (i'm sorry, i can barely imagine half of these characters with son's!!) he lets her help on the farm and always appreciates her help. doesn't want to force her, but allows her to clean the pigs and take the eggs back to the house for her mother to use. when she was a baby, he'd kiss her every night and sit on a rocking chair beside the fireplace, lulling her to sleep and teaching spanish to her in her older years.

farmer!graves who has 3 sons, and his youngest, a daughter. they all look like him when he was younger; 3 replicas. his daughter has gorgeous, soft blonde hair and his blue, silverish eyes. not only does he treat her like a princess, he refuses to allow her to work on the farm.

— encourages his son's to help him on the farm, while she plays with barbie dolls on the porch and eats any freshly baked cookies her mother made. her brother's are around 9, and a pair of twins, 8 when she's 3. a sweetheart who has a pure, giving heart and always makes her father little cards or paper people using his old newspapers.

[cyberkatsworld]

🛍️Princess Project: Day 1

Created by: @flowerflowerflo <3 check out her blog it's literally the best and so aesthetically pleasing (⁠ʃ⁠ƪ⁠＾⁠3⁠＾⁠）!! I'm gonna try my best to do this everyday of summer break ^^

──★ ˙ ̟🛍️ saturday 6.1.24

🗒🌺𓂃 ࣪˖ today's to do!

☀️ mental

I keep having moments where I can't bring myself to do anything but bedrot

Im really nervous for my math final ON FREAKING MONDAY??!?? AT 8:10 IN THE MORNING!!!

I really miss my boyfriend 💔

🩰 physical

I walked around town at two different farmers markets!

took a shower + washed my hair

🧁 academic

I finished my math study guide for my last final on monday!! Wish me luck geometry is not my strong suit 😓

I still need to write my notes we get to use on the final...

💬 social

Im planning some cute dates with my bffs after finals end!!

💞 leisure

I bought more tea, cute earrings, and a new soap! Blackberry vanilla scented <3

Watched YouTube

Texted my friends and laughed so harddd

[lexapenndari]

Today marks the end of my floral posts for the 2021 season ☀️🍁

I feel incredibly blessed to have been able to support my local regenerative agriculture farm. It isn’t easy work. It takes a village. In this case, an entire family. My flower subscription 💐💐💐💐💐💐💐 came with handmade goat milk soaps 🧼👏 I purchased a few extra because they are so beautiful 😍

My hope is that these beautiful flowers, soaps, and veggies, that I’ve been sharing with you 🌺 🌸 🌼, inspire you to also support local farmers and growers.

Community Supported Agriculture (CSA) flower subscription pickup: week 8 of 8

#RegenerativeAgriculture #Food #Fresh #Farm #Flowers #FreshFlowers #Colourful #Colorful #Colours #Colors #Nature #Gardening #SelfLove #SelfCare #Unbirthday #Gift #Beautiful #Beauty #Abundance #Gratitude #Love

[konigsblog]

please more farmer soap IM BEGGING YOU ITS SUCH A GOOD CONCEPT 💐🩷

IM ON MY KNEES FOR MORE (as someone who lives in the scottish highlands) might start wandering around the fields in search of him /j

༉‧₊˚. hybrid sex ! farmer!soap and his little cow 🐄🧺🌾

highland cow!reader stumbling her way through the mountains and finding herself on a farmer's property, fearing she'd be slaughtered, she ran, hiding from his grasp before being tugged on by the ankle. a soft, auburn tail and soft little ears — a rare hybrid catching his eye.

white, thin panties and no t-shirt on, you must be freezing in this weather. come inside and he'll warm you up! but, you didn't expect him to warm you up like this... fucking you deeply, your white panties pushed to the side and his meaty cock pushed and stuffed into your sopping, drooling cunt. a little virign barely able to take every inch given. cum oozing from the sides of your slit as he thrusts into your sex. your gasps shocked as the unfamiliar sensation pools at your cunny.

“dhia, seall ort, uaibhreach... milis, bò bheag a' toirt a h-uile òirleach.” his breathing heavy, and his big, hot dick in your tight pussy — nearly suffocating inside your wetness.

translation; god, look at you, gorgeous... sweet, little cow taking every inch.

[konigsblog]

FARMER!SOAP MOOD BOARD ... 🌾🧺

growing up in the scottish highlands, knowing and teaching you gaelic and letting you feed the highland cows. full of flowers, early and sleepy mornings, cooking and baking and heading down to the village to gather fruit and vegetables for your meals and sweet treats.

[konigsblog]

i haven't wrote for soap in a while, maybe farmer!soap who works in a scottish farm in the highlands? they love him, the people in the town, heading into a bar and being an obnoxious drunk like always!!

you're just his girl who's always planting flowers and running away from the chickens — and little housewife, sat on his big lap in the bar while he talks to other superior figures in the village! getting hit on by men before shot a dirty look by john. holding you tightly and covering your thighs with his large, calloused hands. and you're too shy to speak, he has to force you to include yourself in the conversation.

you drag him home, whimpering under his weight and putting him to sleep. stinking of whiskey and musk from his long, hard day. “c'mere, bonnie. dinnae like how they were starin' at ya'... wanna make ya' feel good.”

when will i shut up about this farmer au? never. 😮‍💨

[konigsblog]

Farmer!soap with highland cow reader trying anal, just so willing to try everything he wants 🐄🌷

your soft skin against his calloused hands as he forces your body into an arch. your pretty tail and soft ears perked up, fluffed up as he circles your tight, unused asshole with his drooling tip. prodding against your wet hole before sliding inside easily — using a shit ton of spit and lube, as well as some of his precum to get fully inside your dripping cunny :(

a whine flows through your lips, in the grass, the highlands sky a dark orange gradient forming to yellow. your cheek pressed against the grass as he begins thrusting, taking it slow with his soft cow! “nighean mhath, nighean mhath, àlainn.” he chants, slamming his broad hips against your ass and whispering gaelic praise into your ears as he slams slowly against you. 🌾☀️

obsessed with the idea of farmer!soap living in the highlands !!!

[konigsblog]

Farmer soap with his herd of highland (heeland) coos !!!! - ✨

definitely does have highlands cows :( brushing their soft fur and getting covered in their auburn coat as the rain begins. getting himself soaked and his boots covered in wet mud as he heads inside to you; curled up in bed and bare for him.

god, you're teasing him. you know he can't resist you when you look like that. fucking your asshole nice and slowly while whispering praise in your ear, his sweet bonnie pressed against his chest, thick and wet shaft rubbing against your gummy walls till you're mewling to cum, meekly grinding your hips against him and rolling your eyes back!

“always so tight, bonnie...” and although i don't think regular soap would speak gaelic, farmer!soap is in the highlands (where gaelic is spoken) so, he probably would...

soft chants and grunts, muttering out some scottish praise which makes you gasp and moan gently. his nose buried in the back of your neck, huffing at your sweet essence. “mo leannan bòidheach, cho math dhomh. an-còmhnaidh a’ toirt fois dhomh às deidh latha cruaidh a-muigh air an tuathanas... cho breagha.”

translation: “my beautiful sweetheart, so good to me. always relaxing me after a hard day out on the farm... so gorgeous.”

[konigsblog]

Imagine farmer soap finding his little Highland cow all horny in the farm house (absolutely nothing to do with the aphrodisiac he gave her with her breakfast!)

HYBRID

white panties almost transparent due to the wetness forming from your drooling cunt. your pussy becomes sloppy, your slit glistening and your nipples hardened due to the scottish highlands harsh and cold wind. johnny can only chuckle – laughing at the state you're in; bent over laying in a stack of hay, some in your mouth, your back arched and your ass in the air to present yourself to your farmer.

his bulge only grows harder and thicker as he gazes down at the mess of a highland cow; bent over, desperate – under stimulated and in dire need of friction and affection from johnny himself. he can tell you're cold, yet all flushed and hot at once. with your nipples hard and goosebumps spreading across your soft skin, sweating caused by the wet heat in your panties. only growing as he teases you.

perhaps he'll be sweet. gripping your hips tightly, before moving them upward towards your bare breasts. warm tits with hard nipples and goosebumps along your body as he grinds his clothed cock against your covered pussy, making an even bigger mess in your pretty, white panties. farmer!johnny always has his hands on your stomach as he fucks you, gripping into the flesh on your body as he fucks and pounds into you.

holding your face against the green grass, ploughing and forcing his thick, girthy shaft deep inside your wet arousal. the other bull hybrids huff and sniff at the scent of your slick. the sweet, nectar aroma driving them before they're waved away and cursed at for being a distraction. gripping your waist, his other hand pushing your face down against the grass as he bullies his veiny dick further inside.

the growing desire and need to get his pretty little cow all swollen. the need to spurt a load of potent cum into your womb, to see you with glistening and swollen folds and his hot semen oozing down your thighs.

[lexapenndari]

Today marks the end of my floral posts for the 2021 season ☀️🍁

I feel incredibly blessed to have been able to support my local regenerative agriculture farm. It isn’t easy work. It takes a village. In this case, an entire family. My flower subscription 💐💐💐💐💐💐💐 came with handmade goat milk soaps 🧼👏 I purchased a few extra because they are so beautiful 😍

My hope is that these beautiful flowers, soaps, and veggies, that I’ve been sharing with you 🌺 🌸 🌼, inspire you to also support local farmers and growers.

Community Supported Agriculture (CSA) flower subscription pickup: week 8 of 8

#RegenerativeAgriculture #Food #Fresh #Farm #Flowers #FreshFlowers #Colourful #Colorful #Colours #Colors #Nature #Gardening #SelfLove #SelfCare #Unbirthday #Gift #Beautiful #Beauty #Abundance #Gratitude #Love