#faraquez

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[whitedatura]

Drink Like a Fish, Lie Like a Stone: Chapter 7 (82119 words) by whitedatura Chapters: 7/8 Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Background Goodnight Robicheaux/Billy Rocks Additional Tags: Post-Movie, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Canon Era, Slow Burn, Competitive idiots, Canon-typical smoking and alcohol use, Brief canon-typical violence, Post-Canon Fix-It, Found Family (literal and metaphorical) Summary: The night before the battle of Rose Creek, Faraday comes to Vasquez with an offer he doesn't want to refuse. The aftermath is complicated by injuries and recovery, but Vasquez thinks they might have things figured out right up until the morning Faraday is nowhere to be found. The rest of the seven split into two groups with a promise to meet in Amador City in a few months' time. To everyone's surprise, Faraday shows up as well, drunk but with a lead on a gang of horse thieves. (In which Vasquez and Faraday compare dick sizes, argue about Vasquez's first name, mend a literal fence, and spend some quality time in a barn.)

June 2024: Yes, after a ridiculous gap in posting, I have actually finished this fic. Last chapter will be up Soon. (TM)

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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Sam Chisolm & Joshua Faraday Characters: Joshua Faraday, Sam Chisolm, Vasquez (The Magnificent Seven 2016), All Seven (The Magnificent Seven) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, Post-Canon Fix-It, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, Period Typical Attitudes, Adaptation, Not Beta Read Summary:

After the Battle of Rose Creek, Chisholm presents the Seven with a new job, cleaning up the mining town of Personville, Montana. A hotbed of corruption and scandal, the Seven will have to use their wits and not just their guns to untangle the town's complicated politics.

Inspired by Yojimbo and the novel Red Harvest. Because one Kurosawa adaptation isn't enough.

I am very dumb and attempting a new fandom.  WWWWWHHHHHEEEEEEEE!

[faraquezshipper5794]

I've drawn more original things I swear but I like doing these kinds of drawings of characters and printing them out as stickers to vandalize my computer with.

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For @jd-rush

[hetaczechia]

Josh: I’m angry with you.

Vasquez: I’m angry with you, too.

Josh: Let’s give each other some space.

Vasquez: Good idea.

Josh: [gets off Vasquez’s lap to sit next to him on the couch - they’re still holding hands]

Chisholm: Is this a joke?

[yee-andalso-haw]

Vasquez: is that a stick of dynamite in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Faraday: *pulls stick of dynamite out of his pocket*

Faraday: but I am happy to see you, I swear!

[incognito-insomniac]

Goodnight: What's your type, Vasquez?

Vasquez: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

Billy: Was it Faraday?

Vasquez, blushing: No!

Faraday: Hey Vasquez, which would make a cooler tattoo? A mountain lion or a puma?

Vasquez, already taking off his clothes: Guerito, you're so fucking stupid.

[saturn-valleys]

For anyone who is in the Magnificent 7 fandom,

Can you guys recommend me and GoodyRocks or Faraquez fics? Cause I just recently rewatched the movie and I can't get over the ships. Please and thank you.

[soba-riri]

Hooked on a Feeling

Prompt: “the building manager neglected to tell me the window washers would be coming by today, so excuuuuuuse me for thinking that twenty-three floors up was high enough that I could dance around my office without being seen.”

I had this au in my folders for ages and forgot where it came from. But I found it and I felt a small burst of inspiration. I also changed the office part into a hotel. I wasn’t really thinking deep for this one.

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The tunes of Come and Get Your Love blared on the speakers as he slid across the floor. He twirled around, tossing his jacket onto the sofa. He grabbed his water bottle as he danced past the kitchen and dodged Jack’s massive form.

“'Cause you're fine, and you're mine, and you look so divine!” Faraday sang above Jack’s barking. He laughed as Jack jumped around him, dancing around on two feet, “Atta boy!”

He tossed his bottle onto the counter to take Jack’s paws into his hands, dancing around him for a bit before spinning back into the living room

“Come and get your loooove!”

A sharp sound caused Faraday to whip his head around to see a man, a very handsome man, snickering outside his window. Noticing Faraday staring at him, the man ceased his snickers but kept his grin as he nodded and resumed cleaning the windows.

Faraday, not knowing a lick of shame in his life, whistled sharply to grab the man’s attention. He smirked and wiggled his hips as Hooked on a Feeling came on.

The man raised a brow, amusement danced in his eyes as Faraday danced his way towards the window, “Hi there, handsome.” Faraday greeted, wiggling his eyebrows. He leaned against the window, “The name’s Faraday. Joshua Faraday.”

The man said nothing as he swiped a line of foam in front of Faraday’s face. Wow, rude. But his indignation was eased away when he wrote something in the foam. The man winked before he moved away to the next set of windows, leaving behind the ten-digit numbers.

Huh. Alright, maybe this vacation wouldn’t be so dull after all.

[guiltypuknowme]

Faraday doesn’t just lose. He can’t remember the last time he lost, the last time somebody called his bluff, the last time a round of cards had his pockets so empty he couldn’t even ante up to get a chance at winning some of his money back. Maybe he let his guard down.

After taking all of Faraday's money at the poker table, Vasquez shows up at his room with a very intriguing proposition of how he can win it back.

The Clothes Off My Back by PoorWendy Faraday/Vasquez — Explicit — 13,700 Words   

[absolutemag7trash]

Thinking about my faraquez Groundhog Day au that I started to write back when I first got into the mag 7 fandom… I should start writing it again

[whitedatura]

Drink Like a Fish, Lie Like a Stone: Chapter 8 (95108 words) by whitedatura Chapters: 8/8 - COMPLETE!! Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Background Goodnight Robicheaux/Billy Rocks Additional Tags: Post-Movie, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Canon Era, Slow Burn, Competitive idiots, Canon-typical smoking and alcohol use, Brief canon-typical violence, Post-Canon Fix-It, Found Family (literal and metaphorical) Summary: The night before the battle of Rose Creek, Faraday comes to Vasquez with an offer he doesn't want to refuse. The aftermath is complicated by injuries and recovery, but Vasquez thinks they might have things figured out right up until the morning Faraday is nowhere to be found. The rest of the seven split into two groups with a promise to meet in Amador City in a few months' time. To everyone's surprise, Faraday shows up as well, drunk but with a lead on a gang of horse thieves. (In which Vasquez and Faraday compare dick sizes, argue about Vasquez's first name, mend a literal fence, and spend some quality time in a barn.)

Last chapter!! It's actually done! ...kinda wish I'd hit 100k since the odds of me finishing something this long again are slim, but still the longest thing I've ever completed!

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Chapters: 4/? Fandom: The Magnificent Seven (2016) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Joshua Faraday/Vasquez, Sam Chisolm & Joshua Faraday Characters: Joshua Faraday, Sam Chisolm, Vasquez (The Magnificent Seven 2016), All Seven (The Magnificent Seven) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Alternate Universe - Post-Canon, Post-Canon Fix-It, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Behavior, Period Typical Attitudes, Adaptation, Not Beta Read Summary:

After the Battle of Rose Creek, Chisholm presents the Seven with a new job, cleaning up the mining town of Personville, Montana. A hotbed of corruption and scandal, the Seven will have to use their wits and not just their guns to untangle the town's complicated politics.

Inspired by Yojimbo and the novel Red Harvest. Because one Kurosawa adaptation isn't enough.

[faraquezshipper5794]

Another time

Vasquez heard the explosion go off and at first he didn't register it. He continued to shoot at blackstone while waiting for the Gatling gun to start up again. When it didn't, he looked up in confusion and instead of seeing a death machine, he saw smoke rising from the field. Then it hit him "GUERO!" He ran and grabbed the nearest horse, jumping up onto it and riding out full speed into the outskirts of Rose Creek. He threw himself off the horse and started running closer to the smoke. "GUERO!" Vasquez kept looking for the body of his guero, half expecting him to stand up before he found him and laugh the whole situation off. 'He's not dead. No está muerto. Por favor no estés muerto' Vas saw a lump in the grass and ran over to it but it was half of a blackstone, the bottom portion seemed to be missing from the body completely and it made Vasquez sick. Not because he was squeamish, but because that was the condition he may find Faraday in if not worse. He was about to give up when he heard a faint groan. "GUERO!?!" He ran towards the noise and found a blood and soot covered Faraday. "Hey Vas," Faraday coughed out weakly. "Estúpido guero, ¿qué estabas pensando?" Vas said, biting back a sob. "C'mon Vas, at least let a dying man know what the last words said to him actually mean." "You are not dying Guero, you promised me we could ride together after this. Deal with the bounty, have a life together," Vas knelt down onto his knees and gathered up the bloody Faraday in his arms. "Maybe another time Vas, but I don't think I'm making it out of this one." Faraday said with a wince.

"No, Joshua, no, you hear me. You are not dying." "Stupid Texican, can you not see I'm bleeding out here?" "No such thing as a Texican Guero," Faraday blinked as a drop of water fell in his eye. 'Not water' he thought. "Vas, I don't deserve tears." Faraday smiled as he brought a shaky hand up to wipe away the tear track but left behind a smear of blood instead when his hand fell to his chest. "Vas, do me a favor, keep Ethel and Maria safe. I don't want them buried with me, my poor girls with just rust away, they don't deserve that. They've saved my ass way...way too ma.." Faraday stammered off as his eyes closed. "Faraday!? Josh don't you leave me cabron," Vas sobbed, shaking him lightly. Josh's eyes opened into slits and he smiled. "Don't think anybody has called me Josh since my mother passed away." Vas just let loose a sob at that. Both languages were escaping him. "Hey, it's okay Vas, you will be okay. I-I love you ya Texican." Faraday closed his eyes and let out a breath. Vas waited for him to draw another in but it seemed that was the last one he would ever take. "Te amo Guero." Vas knelt down and kissed his forehead lightly before grabbing Ethel, Maria, and the deck of cards from his pocket and slowly rising to his feet. "Cometí el error más tonto que alguien como yo puede cometer, fui y me enamoré." Vasquez said before beginning the long walk back to Rose Creek.

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