#fanum fan fic

[todouswife]

OMD I just read ur fanum hc PLS IM BEGGING make more fanum hc’s

OMG YES !! I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO TELL ME TO MAKE FANUM CONTENT!!! I LOVE THIS MAN!!! I'm not sure what kind of hcs u want soooo imma do a whole bunch of random ones. I'm also sorry if this is bad and because it took so long but finals and work have been ROUGH

Okay, so you can't tell me that he wouldn't go all out on a date. Like he would take you to a really nice restaurant

he would just text and say something like "Imma take you out dress up."

when he picks you up he gives so many compliments. like "You look so beautiful mami", or "Baby you're gorgeous that color looks great on you"

or if u prefer like amusement park dates he would go all out on that.

Also, he is so gentle when you are vulnerable like if you're crying over something he would talk u through it and make sure you're okay. like bringing u tissue and asking how he can help

"Baby it's okay, what can I do to help? you need a blanket? imma, listen to you. tell me about it" he says giving you the blanket in his hands. you sniffle and give him a small smile before venting to him.

he definitely knows how to calm you down too like different breathing techniques and stuff

Also, I think he is clingy like always wanting to be around and wanting physical touch

while cuddling getting up is not an option unless it is for food

"bae, what you doing?" Fanum says with a pout as you get up off the bed. "I'm going to get something to eat," you reply Fanum hops up and grabs his keys. "Come on," he says heading toward the door. "and where are we going?" you say back with an eyebrow raised. "we gonna go get some food ma," he replies back

on the topic of food, his love language is sharing food and making sure you're well-fed

oh and I think he would fully support you with any pet you would want

"babe I think I want a bunny," you say suddenly. Fanum looks at you with a smile. "nah bae I think you should get one, I got a goat and you got a bunny. them some cool ass pets."

he loves playing video games with u too like GTA or whatever other games you like. he would play to make you happy plus I think he would think it's cute.

[chaintheghoul]

The “R” Word

Part 2 of Five Nights At Miasma’s

(crack fic series by chaintheghoul!!!)

TW: Radiohead fan, Jesus Christ mention (READERS BEWARE!)

“Hey, Miasma…”

“Yes?”

“Did you know that in ancient Rome, to greet each other, the guys would kiss?”

“Chain, we’ve been in this cell for two days and I’m NOT GOING TO KISS YOU. FOR THE FORTY SEVENTH TIME!”

Chain blinked at the ghoul as the ghoul etched the forty seventh mark on the wall. He sighed.

“Why are you so stubborn?”

“Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.”

Suddenly, Jesus Christ himself appeared to them in the cell.

“Oh my gyatt… you have no rizz fr you omega. true alphas dom’t say bad words, jit trippin’ fr fr. get fanum taxed you ohio level L rizz 👅👅” then Jesus poofed, leaving a strong stench of rotting tomatoes behind.

“What the heck…”

“Am I on something?” Chain looked back and fourth between where Jesus had been and where Miasma was. He shrugged it off, maybe he’ll forget about it later. For now, he could watch thirst trap edits of IV from Sleep Token.

Of course, the loud ass edit audios were starting to get on Miasma’s nerves, so he started yelling at Chain in latin for some reason (which chain doesn’t understand so he ignored) until Miasma suddenly mentioned Radiohead. (idk why plot convenience or something)

“R-Radiohead…” Chain starting quivering in excitement, HE WAS BUSTING AT THE SEAMS!!He breathed hard, repeating the name, “R-R-R-R-Radiohead…” he jumped for joy at the mere mention of the band. ruh roh (i don’t listen to radiohead but this is what I assume radiohead fans are like) no wonder this guy got no bitches tbh

Miasma attempted to get back to watching his Jesus Talk, but it was getting hard to ignore the ghoul who was quite literally doing ‘zoomies’ around the cell because Miasma mentioned his favorite band.

I guess he can’t say the R word anymore (radiohed)

!!i apologize for that cuz that was so shitty. i promise i’ll get better jokes next time i just need to go to bed rn tbh 🙏

[todouswife]

Fanum Headcannons

I'm still pretty new to amp as a whole so this is probably not the best but I'm trying bc why is there no Fanum content here ???? this man is too fine to not have a million fics. sigh i guess i gotta do it myself. i swear ill get better once i grasp how he is more. i just gotta watch them more

He is very protective, not jealous. He knows he got you and you stayin' but he don't want no one to try anything with you. Like he doesn't care what you wear with him but he doesn't want u to wear stuff too reviling by yourself. He's just worried someone will try you.

He gives me very much so

"Nah you need to look sluttier. Let ya ass hang out or somethin'," he says looking at your outfit. You scrunch up your face not expecting that answer.

"What do you mean?"

" What I said, wear something sluttier imma show you off tonight baby. Don't worry about nobody sayin' nothin' to you I can fight baby."

With that said he deff the type to meet some folks while you are out with him and when they start talking about you not knowing you're his girl he just lets them talk and get surprised when you come up and kiss him.

"Damn, she shakin' that shit," one of the dudes he was sitting with at the bar says looking at you. Fanum just chuckles and agrees glancing her direction every few minutes.

"Look at ha. She comin' this way imma try and get ha number." the same guy says when he notices you walking in his direction.

"Nah bro, I wouldn't do that. What if she got a man?" he says with a smirk watching his girl make her way over.

"Who cares nigga? She bad he shouldn't have let her come out alone."

"Good thing I didn't huh? Now get the fuck on goofy." Fanum says right as you get over to them. "How you doin' mami?" he asks, his attitude so much different.

He is such a gentleman. Like holds your hand and guides you downstairs. He refuses to let you open a door if he is there. He will not let you walk on the side near the street. just little stuff

he knows little things make you happy. He will plan dates, color code y'alls outfits, buy flowers, cooks, and takes care of you.

This man will speak in Spanish and it is the sexiest thing ever and he will say some of the sweetest stuff and then refuse to translate

He seems so mean and like he just goes through women but when he finds someone he loves he is just so sweet and like a big teddy bear.