#fanny-toric

[losergendered]

ID: a set of 60 images in 30 pairs. each has one image of the listed character from futurama with a white outline in front of their corresponding flags, and a second image which is a blank flag splice. END ID

Philip J. Fry from Futurama is a bipan nonbinary man with autism, ADHD, and PTSD that uses he/they!

His girlfriend is Leela, a transgender, intersex, aceflux woman that uses she/her and xe/xem! She has autism, ADHD, anxiety and PTSD!

Philip's nephew, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, is a bisexual man with synthesia who is neurodivergent! Philip is his 30-times great uncle!

Philip's best friend is Bender, a bisexual robot with autism, NPD, HPD, and depression that is okay with being addressed with he/him!

Amy Wong is a straight demigirl who is autistic, has an eating disorder, and is hypersexual! She goes by zi/her!

Her boyfriend is Kif, a genderfae, paraboy, aliengender, asexual, bi straight, ply straight alien with anxiety, PTSD, and autism! Kif goes by any neutral-based masculine pronouns!

Hermes Conrad is an omni straight, omniflux man with OCD and anxiety!

He is married to LaBarbara, an intersex, nonbinary woman who is a straight sex-favorable asexual! She is also polyamorous!

Their son is Dwight Conrad, who is a trans boy that is gay and questioning his romantic orientation!

He is best friends with Hubert's son, Cubert, who is a pansexual boy!

Hubert is close friends with John F. Zoidberg, an abrosexual, omnipan, straight, AMAB, transmasc decapodian that is autistic and has OCD, depression and ADHD!

Calculon is a heteroflexible, quoiflux, bifluid manbot that is neurodivergent!

Linda van Schoonhoven is a butch-femme, trans lesboy that uses she/xi/he, is autistic and has depression!

Xi is friends with Morbo, an aroace, bi turian, aplatonic alien with bipolar disorder!

Randy Munchnik is a femme, trans gay man with autism!

Hubert's rival, Professor Ogden Wernstrom, is a polysexual man with synthesia!

Hurbert ex-lover, Carol Miller, who also goes by "Mom," is a frayromantic, asexual woman with NPD and bipolar disorder!

Her eldest son, Walt, is trans and gay!

Walt's young brother, Larry, is agender and uranic!

Their younger maternal half-brother, Igner, is xenogender and marsic!

All three brothers are autistic!

Leela's parents, Turanga Morris and Munda, are both intersex, genderless, T4T mutants!

Yivo is an agender, genderless, abrosexual, polyamorous being! Shklee's sexuality is fluid between omnipan, omnisexual, pansexual, omniflux, panflux, pan gaybian, omni gaybian, mesque, and violenatian! Yivo's pronouns are shklee/shkler!

Roberto is a demiboy, masculine, demisexual, trans manbot who is gay and uses he/it! Roberto has psychosis, is schizospec, has PTSD, is autistic and has ADHD!

The Donbot is a mafiacoric, libramasculine straight manbot! The

Donbot's wife, Fanny, is a sex-ambivalent, high femme, asexual heteroromantic fembot!

Their daughter, Bella, is a nonbinary, femme, dyke, straightbian, lesboy who uses feminine and neutral pronouns!

Joey Mousepad is a demisexual, genderqueer, fag, gay manbot who is dyslexic, has ADHD and uses he/xe/they!

His colleague/friend is Francis X. "Clamps" Clampazzo, who is nonbinary, an azurenby, butch, masculine, toric, and gay! He is auDHD, dyslexic, bipolar, has PTSD, and uses they/he/xe/she pronouns!

The Robot Devil is a transmascfem, trans/FTM, transsexual, GNC, genderfluid, aroacespec, frayromantic, greyromantic, nebaeromantic, demisexual, demiT4T, ambiamorous, femme, masculine, turigirl, gay man! He is pronounfluid depending on what his gender is and goes by the name "Bee" which is short for Beelzebot! He uses he/him for when masc presenting, she/her for fem presenting, they/them for neutral presenting, no pronouns for no gender presenting, they/he for masc/neu presenting, they/she for fem/neu presenting, he/she for masc/fem presenting, and all pronouns for masc/fem/neu/non-gender presentation! He has autism, BPD, anxiety, PTSD and hypersexuality!

For @transsexual-jackskellington !

[shsummertimefest-blog]

-It’s after blood Magnus!-

Enjoy, @fanny-toric​!

Thanks for helping out as a pinch hitter despite not participating!

Alexander [10:36pm]

When do you think you’ll be home? X

Magnus [10:38pm]

Soon Darling, I’m just finishing up with my last client. Xx

Alexander [10:41pm]

How soon? X

Magnus [10:44pm]

No more than half an hour. Is everything okay Alexander? Xx

Magnus [10:50pm]

Alexander?? Xx

Magnus [10:53pm]

I’m on my way home. Xx

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Magnus didn’t know what to expect as he cautiously stepped out of the portal and into the loft. The room was dark except for the blue wisps of magic pulsing from the palms of his hands. He silently moved further into the loft, weary of any threat that may have been lurking in the shadows. Magnus progressed towards to the bedroom where there was a faint glow beneath the door.

Silently edging into the room Magnus was struck by multiple thoughts at once. Firstly, Alec had very obviously only recently showered, if the towel held around his waist and the wet hair sticking up in every direction, was anything to go by. Secondly, he was stood on top of their bed; His head only inches away from the ceiling, with his sword waving around frantically towards the floor.

“Alexander?” Magnus called quietly, not quietly enough he soon realised as Alec let out a squeal, which he would later deny. Alec stared at Magnus for a second before gesturing wildly for his boyfriend to join him on the bed,

“Magnus! Get on the bed! It’s not safe down there!!” As soon as Magnus was close enough Alec pulled him onto the bed and pushed him safely behind himself; which was a feat in and of itself when he was both holding a sword and trying to keep his towel from falling down.

“Darling, do you care to explain what’s happening please?” Magnus stood patiently waiting for a reasonable explanation as to why two full grown men, one of which was a Warlock and the other a Shadowhunter, were stood in the middle of their bed.

Alec stared at the floor intently with his sword still directed towards, what Magnus could only assume to be, an invisible demon.

“I was attacked in the shower Magnus! Then the beast followed me in here and it’s hiding!” Alec was desperately looking around the floor for the beast to reappear.

“What type of demon was it?” Magnus demanded, concerned at how any such thing got through his wards without his knowledge. His magic flared up in his hands yet again, ready to vanquish any demon that dared enter their home.

“Not a demon Magnus! A beast! A hairy eight legged beast! It attacked me in the shower and followed me and now I’ve lost it!” Alec sounded distraught at having lost the location of said beast.

The magic at Magnus’ fingertips began to dissipate as what Alec said sank in.

“Alexander,” he softly put his hand on the Shadowhunter’s shoulder, “Are we standing on the bed because you saw a spider?”

“Magnus you don’t understand! That…that thing charged at me! It has a vendetta against me and I have to end it!” Alec turned to face Magnus with a deadly serious expression, “If we don’t find it, we have to move. It’s out for blood Magnus!”

Magnus looked down for a moment, his hand going up to cover his mouth, trying desperately to stifle his laughter. This wasn’t the first time he had dealt with Alec and his encounters with spiders, far from it. However, each time Alec’s stories of vendettas and personal grudges the spiders had against him got more and more extravagant. And people called Magnus the over-dramatic one. Pulling himself together and forcing down his smile, he looked up at his Alexander,

“Angel, as much as I appreciate you trying to protect me I think I c…” Magnus was cut off as Alec threw himself past his boyfriend with his sword and proceeded to strike a hole right through the bedroom wall.

“Damn it Magnus I missed!” Alec cried, frantically trying to pull the sword from where it was firmly planted in the wall, “By the Angel Magnus, will you please stop laughing and help me!”

Magnus was holding his stomach as the laughter bellowed out of him. The sight of Alec struggling to free the sword from where he had tried so valiantly to save his boyfriend from the small spider, the towel close to falling off his hips, was just too much for the Warlock. Sitting on the edge of the bed Magnus took a few deep breaths, trying to tame his laughter.

“I’m sorry Alexander.” Magnus turned to look up at his boyfriend, who had now given up on his sword and had his lips in a small pout as he refused to look back, “I truly am sorry Darling. Would it make you feel better if I simply used my magic to make the spider go away?” he saw Alec give the smallest nod and quickly banished the spider away to a nice little dark corner safely away from his Shadowhunter and their loft.

“Is it gone?” Alec asked in a small voice, a light blush covering his cheeks as he glanced over his shoulder to where Magnus was sitting. Magnus gave a soft smile and gestured for him to sit.

“It’s far away my love. I promise.” He smiled running his hands through Alec’s still damp hair as he joined his boyfriend. “Now, after all that spider hunting I’m sure you’re in need of another shower…why don’t I join you this time?” Magnus smirked as the light blush on Alec’s face got brighter.

“I don’t think you deserve to see all this,” he gestured up and down his torso which was now almost as flushed as his face, “after how you laughed at me.” Magnus could see that Alec was trying to fight the teasing smile that was slowly taking over his face.

“Oh really? Well I was planning on making it up to you, but if you’d rather I not…” Magnus went to stand when Alec quickly gripped him around the waist and pulled him down onto his lap. The smile Magnus gave Alec was simply devious as he leant forwards to kiss the younger man along his jaw, “Thought that might change your mind love.” He whispered, delighted with the shiver he got in return.

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Alec gently untangled Magnus’ legs from around his waist and let him down as he leant back against the shower wall. Sighing contentedly he smiled softly at Magnus, watching the drops of water running down his chest as he stood directly under the shower head.

Alec took a small step forwards and gently kissed Magnus on the lips,

“If every encounter with a spider ends like this I may have to start summoning them.” Magnus stated gleefully.

The last thing Alec heard as he left the shower was Magnus’ scream as the water turned from hot to cold in seconds.

[actuallyredorchid]

Found this in my drafts. :D Fanart made for @fanny-toric‘s fic How Camest Thou Hither? this winter, which you should all go read, because it’s a fantasy/kind of faux-medieval/merlin-inspired AU with royalty and amazing battle couple Malec action.

Seriously, go read it. You will thank me later. :D

[shadowhuntersficrecs]

Chapters: 7/? Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clary Fray/Simon Lewis, Clary Fray/Jace Wayland, Simon Lewis/Jace Wayland, Clary Fray/Simon Lewis/Jace Wayland, Magnus Bane/Alec Lightwood, Jocelyn Fairchild/Luke Garroway Characters: Simon Lewis, Clary Fray, Jace Wayland, Alec Lightwood, Isabelle Lightwood, Magnus Bane, Luke Garroway, Maia Roberts, Jocelyn Fairchild, Valentine Morgenstern, Dorothea "Dot" Rollins Additional Tags: Dimension Travel, Speakeasies, Prohibition, Alternate Universe - Prohibition Era, eventual OT3, rating tba, Gratuitous BtvS References, Post season 2A, Pre Season 2B Summary:

Valentine has hidden the Mortal Cup in another dimension. Clary, Simon and Jace go after it, and find themselves stuck in an era of underground clubs, rivaling gin runners, and an upcoming wedding. (A Roaring 20s Speakeasy AU)

I love the jazzy, glamorous feel of the 1920s alternate universe the authors have created here, and the tensions between Clary, Jace and Simon are believable and have been handled well. Throw in dimensional travel and tantalising hints of shenanigans going on behind the scenes that are probably going to bite our canon universe characters in the arse when they least expect it, and this is definitely a WIP to subscribe to. 

( @fanny-toric , @actuallyredorchid )

[swedepeony]

I was tagged by @original-cypher and seeing as I have forgotten in the past to do the memes I’ve been tagged in, I figured this one was to be done right away. 

Rules: You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle, list the first 20 songs to come up, and tag 10 people!

1. Welcome to my life - Simple Plan 2. Peace sign/Index down - Gym Class Heroes 3. We lost magic - Empires 4. How to break a heart - Westlife 5. We’ll be alright - Travie McCoy 6. Passing time - New Found Glory 7. Wilco - Wilco 8. On our way - The Royal Concept 9. Bicycle Race - Queen 10. Skeptics and true believers - The Academy Is... 11. Sarah smiles - Panic! at the Disco 12. No surprise - Daughtry 13. Pale black eye - Manhester Orchestra 14. Lions - Walk the Moon 15. Dance Miserable - Patrick Stump 16. Runnin - Adam Lambert 17. Just one yesterday - Fall Out Boy 18. Let’s go surfing - The Drums 19. All the boys - Panic! at the Disco 20. Dead on arrival - Fall Out Boy

Oh and then the tagging part.. always the hardest tbh. Let’s see if @actuallyredorchid, @sceaterian, @finleighsaid, @rikkidi, @possiblywonderful, @badwolflouis, @wediblino, @lovelyloudlouis, @theykindofsharethat and @fanny-toric wanna play along too :)

[malecsecretsanta]

Merry Christmas, @fanny-toric!

Hi, happy holiday, you said you like AU.s (fantasy, space, detectives…) So here is a fantasy AU, with dragon Mangus and a elve Alec :D I hope you like it :) May you have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year <3

[losergendered]

Philip J. Fry from Futurama is a bipan, nonbinary man with autism and ADHD along with PTSD that uses he/they.

His girlfriend is Leela, a transgender, intersex, aceflux woman that uses she/her and xe/xem. She has autism, ADHD, anxiety and PTSD.

Philip's nephew, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth, is a bisexual man with synthesia and is neurodivergent. Philip is his 30-times great uncle.

Philip's best friend is Bender, a bisexual robot with autism, NPD, HPD, and depression that is okay being addressed he/him.

Amy Wong is a straight demigirl who is autistic, has an eating disorder, and is hypersexual. She goes by zi/her.

Her boyfriend is Kif, a genderfae, paraboy, aliengender, asexual, bi straight, ply straight alien with anxiety, PTSD, and autism. Kif goes by any neutral-based masculine pronouns.

Hermes Conrad is an omni straight, omniflux man with OCD and anxiety. 

He is married to LaBarbara, an intersex, nonbinary woman who is straight and a sex-positive asexual. She is also polyamorous.

Their son is Dwight Conrad, who is a trans boy that is gay and questioning his romantic orientation. He is best friends with Hubert's son, Cubert, who is a pansexual boy.

Hubert is close friends with John F. Zoidberg, an abrosexual, omnipan, straight, AMAB, transmasc Decapodian that is autistic and has OCD, depression and ADHD. 

Calculon is a heteroflexible, quoiflux, bifluid manbot that is neurodivergent.

Linda van Schoonhoven is a butch-femme, trans lesboy that uses she/xi/he and is autistic with depression. Xi is friends with Morbo, an aroace, bi turian, aplatonic alien with bipolar disorder. 

Randy Munchnik is a femme, trans gay man with autism.

Hubert's rival, Professor Ogden Wernstrom, is a polysexual man with synthesia.

Hurbert ex-lover, Carol Miller who also goes by "Mom," is a frayromantic, asexual woman with NPD and bipolar disorder. Her eldest son, Walt, is trans and gay. Walt's young brother, Larry, is agender and uranic. And their younger maternal half-brother, Igner, is xenogender and marsic. All three brothers are autistic.

Leela's parents, Turanga Morris and Munda, are both intersex, genderless, t4t mutants. 

Yivo is an agender, genderless, abrosexual, polyamorous being. Shklee's sexuality is fluid between omnipan, omnisexual, pansexual, omniflux, panflux, pan gaybian, omni gaybian, mesque, and violenatian. Yivo's pronouns are shklee/shkler.

Roberto is a demiboy, masculine, demisexual, trans manbot who is gay and uses he/it. Roberto has psychosis, is schizospec, PTSD, autistic and has ADHD. 

The Donbot is a mafiacoric, libramasculine straight manbot. 

The Donbot's wife, Fanny, is a sex-ambivert, high femme, asexual heteroromantic fembot. 

Their daughter, Bella, is a nonbinary, femme, dyke, straightbian, lesboy who uses feminine and neutral pronouns.

Joey Mousepad is a demisexual, genderqueer, fag, gay manbot who is dyslexic and had ADHD and uses he/xe/they. His colleague/friend is Francis X. "Clamps" Clampazzo, who is nonbinary, an azurenby, butch, masculine, toric, and gay (blue/green), he is auDHD, bipolar and has PTSD who uses they/he/xe/she pronouns. 

The Robot Devil is a transmascfem, trans/ftm, transsexual, GNC, genderfluid, aroacespec, ambiamorous, femme, masculine, turigirl, gay man. He is pronounfluid depending on what his gender is and goes by the name "Bee" that is short for Beelzebot. He uses he/him for when masc presenting, she/her for fem presenting, they/them for neutral presenting, no pronouns for no gender presenting, they/he for masc/neu presenting, they/she for fem/nue presenting, he/she for masc/fem presenting, and all pronouns for masc/fem/neu/non-gender presentation. He has autism, BPD, anxiety, and PTSD. 

"hello! I forgot a few things for at LEAST two of the characters in my futurama request. Could you add frayromantic, greyromantic, nebaeromantic, and demisexual to robot devil after aroacespec and add hypersexual to him? Along with adding dyslexia to Francis after auDHD?"

"sorry, more addition to the futurama request, can you add demit4t to robot devil?"

posted!

[actuallyredorchid]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Shadowhunters (TV), The Mortal Instruments Series - Cassandra Clare Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Raphael Santiago, Magnus Bane, Simon Lewis Summary:

The first time Raphael tries to pray after reawakening, the words stick in his throat, jagged like broken glass, refusing to come out.

Okay, so everyone needs to read this. Gorgeous Raphael character study. Warning for being hit with a drop kick right in the feels. :)

[actuallyredorchid]

Fic authors self-rec

I was tagged by @maleccrazedauthor for this meme:

Fic authors self-rec! When you get this, reply with your favourite five fics that you’ve written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Yay!

Oh, boy. This is not going to be easy. XD

1) Adventures in Autumn (jukebox)

First one has to be this one. It’s my least read fic by far, but it’s my favourite. It was so much fun to write, and I love every single thing about it.

2) Membership (Shadowhunters)

Aka the sex club verse that I’m currently writing with @accal1a. It’s just so much fun.

3) Burn So Bright (Merlin/Hunger Games fusion)

I loved writing this fic, because we got to do a tonne of world-building for it and really imagine what District One was like. Also, dragons. And snark. :D

4) L'Été en Azur (1D/Harry Potter fusion)

This is one of my favourite co-writes that I’ve done with @fanny-toric. It’s just full of magic and world-building and summer romance. Also, the South of France.

5) Adventure XXL (Shadowhunters)

I have a soft spot for this one, have to admit. It was hilarious to write. I still chuckle while reading through parts of it.

tagging: @stupidnephilimlove, @irisphryneadler, @fanny-toric @letswastetimehere and @accal1a

[actuallyredorchid]

Speak No Evil (read on Ao3)

Valentine has hidden the Mortal Cup in another dimension. Clary, Simon and Jace go after it, and find themselves stuck in an era of underground clubs, rivaling gin runners, and an upcoming wedding.

By @actuallyredorchid and @fanny-toric

Prologue | Chapter One - Of All the Gin Joints In the World

Big thank you to betas @janoda and @letswastetimehere <3

A/N: it is finally here! The roaring 20s speakeasy AU! We've only been writing and plotting it for about six months XD.

Please enjoy.This fic will update on Tuesdays. Please subscribe and/or mark your calendars to follow along.

[actuallyredorchid]

Annual Writing Self-Evaluation

*All answers should be about works published in 2017.

1. List of works published this year: 

NON-SHADOWHUNTERS

Adventures in Autumn (jukebox fic)

SHADOWHUNTERS (TV)

Sliding Doors Series

Closed Doors Don’t Lie (started in 2016, completed in 2017)

An Alliance For the Ages

The Spaces in Between

Quid Pro Quo series

A Little Spark of Heart

Canon-remixes, missing scenes and fix-its

Turning the Tide (S02E01)

No Sweeter Victory (S02E06)

Warm in Your Light (S02E07)

Aftermath (S01E12)

Four Mornings Without You (S02E15)

Communication is Key (S02E17)

One-shots

Battle of Runes (co-write with @janoda)

Lighthouse in the Woods (Lydia/Izzy soulmate AU)

Spectre (Halloween angst)

WIPs

Speak No Evil (Speakeasy AU)

2. Work you are most proud of (and why): Adventures in Autumn. I just really, really love that one. I think it’s easily the most creative story I’ve written this year, and it was a really cool writing experience (I was so in the zone, I almost missed a flight). So if you are going to read one fic by me this year, please make it that one. It doesn’t get any hits because it’s not really “in” a fandom, but I’m still going to signal boost it like crazy, because I honestly think it’s better than most other things I’ve written to date.

3. Work you are least proud of (and why): Hmmm... I don’t really have any fics that I’m unhappy with (because those never make it to posting). Possibly Lighthouse or Spectre, because I ran out of time on both of those and had to cut the story short (both of them had much longer stories planned in the outline). 

4. A favorite excerpt of your writing: 

“Oh yes, the ducks are the lost princes of this kingdom,” the Wolf said, reaching for the latch of the cage and opening it. “A wizard enchanted them and stole them away. I’ve been helping the queen to find them. They call me the King of Aquitaine here—mostly as a joke, I must admit—but the name I usually carry is Printemps. Now, forest child, shall we go?” (Adventures in Autumn)

5. Share or describe a favorite comment you received: I love when people make guesses about what’s going to happen further on in the story when reading a WIP. My other favourite thing is “live tweet comments”, i.e. when someone writes down their reactions as they read. That is the best thing ever.

6. A time when writing was really, really hard: Writing Clary’s POV in Speak No Evil. It just doesn’t come natural to me, at all.

7. A scene or character you wrote that surprised you: My characters always surprise me. That’s what I love the most about writing. Simon is being particularly good at it right now. :)

8. How did you grow as a writer this year: I did GYWO this year, which really helped me get into more of a regular rhythm with my writing.

9. How do you hope to grow next year: Improve that even more.

10. Who was your greatest positive influence this year as a writer (could be another writer or beta or cheerleader or muse etc etc): I love my betas and cheerleaders. @letswastetimehere, @fanny-toric, @janoda and @only-1-a, you have all been amazing. <3 Also, every single person who has reblogged one of my fics (I read all the tags, and I really appreciate them) or commented on them on AO3. So much love!

11. Anything from your real life show up in your writing this year: Always. :)

12. Any new wisdom you can share with other writers: Write drunk, edit sober (that one isn’t new, though XD).

13. Any projects you’re looking forward to starting (or finishing) in the new year: Lots! I’m looking forward to finishing Speak No Evil (which is seriously so much fun to write). And then I’m doing the SH hiatus bang, with a story I’m really excited about. And then there are a few WIPs I’d like to finish. And then, when S03 starts, I’m sure there’ll be more canon-related fics as well.

Tag writers whose answers you’d like to read. @greenfeelings @maleccrazedauthor @janoda @fanny-toric

[actuallyredorchid]

Current writing project: alternate dimension speakeasy AU (with @fanny-toric)

Stay tuned. :D

[shsummertimefest-blog]

Time for the Big Reveal!

Thanks for the wait everyone! We hope everyone enjoyed all the gifts and had as much fun participating as we had with organising it!

A special thank you to the amazing Angels that helped us out when we required backup gifts, we really appreciate you guys helping out, it meant that no one was left without a gift :)

The AO3 Collection has also been made public, you can still add your works to it if you’d like!

Hope to see everyone again next year!

Bern & Leonie

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magnusbane-daily was @alex-the-literal-trash’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

magsbane was @certain-of-my-uncertainty’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

magswoods was @peteir’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

magnusbane-wood was @dark-alice-lilith’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

miazeklos was @parabatrio’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

mundanelion was @highspeedsamurai’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

nandawrites was @tyrionlannisler’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

notbeingcryptic was @tekopupu’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

ohlafraise was @inasiriusrelationship’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

onthecyberseas was @prettylightwoodinspires’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

parabatrio was @cocytus-cave’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

paradise145 was @inmalecscarvesmeanlove’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

peteir was @seraphicstele’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

prettylightwoodinspires was @madzielightbanes’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

seraphicstele was @everydayshadowhunters’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

seraphicstele was @miazeklos’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

shirmir was @the-burning-tiger’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

sonofdork was @imthehereticchild’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

sweetlittlepeapod was @fanny-toric’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

sweetlittlepeapod was @magnusragnor’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

tarienemrys was @celestialbane’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

the-burning-tiger was @shirmir’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

trashpcnda was @notbeingcryptic’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

tyrionlannisler was @mundanelion’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

weissmaterial was @hobbithole123’s giftmaker - gift(s) here

Do let us know if we’ve missed yours out or messed up the linkings in any way!

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Last words written meme

I was tagged by @maleccrazedauthor. Last time I did this one, the sentence had 24 words, so lets see how this one goes... XD

The Rules: Post the last sentence you wrote and tag as many people as there are words!

“Shut up, Jace.”

\o/ Three word sentence! WHOOP! Tagging @janoda, @greenfeelings, and @fanny-toric

[actuallyredorchid]

Last sentence written meme

@maleccrazedauthor tagged me to post the last sentence I’ve written in a WIP, and to tag as many other writers as there are words in the sentence. Since I’m the queen of ridiculously long sentences, the last part obviously isn’t going to happen, but the rest is a really fun idea, so here goes:

This is from my new project: an oops-we-ended-up-in-an-alternate-dimension-again canon-divergent au that I’m writing with @fanny-toric, which rn has the working title of Speakeasy AU. (So much fun to write; I’m super excited :D)

Jace nods and does his best to look like he knows where he’s going as he heads down a hallway, coming out into what must be the main room of the club.

... 32 words. LOTFL. Yeah, no. (Do I even know that many ppl? Doubtful). I’m going to tag 5 ppl (because 32 = 2^5), and anyone else who feels up to it, consider yourselves tagged as well.

@janoda @@only-1-a @letswastetimehere, @greenfeelings, @freakypumpkin

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WIP status update

To anyone who’s patiently (omg, so patiently!) waiting for chapter 14 of CDDL, I am really sorry it’s taking so long. The action scenes are killing me, jfc. Why are they so hard to write, and why does Valentine have a million and one fucking demons to defeat? /o\

I miss co-writing with @fanny-toric. We have such a beautiful symbiotic partnership--I get to skip all the action-y parts, and she gets to skip all the romance. It’s the very definition of win-win. XD

On the up side, I’ve got 5K done and written, and if I can just finish this freaking battle scene at some point, ch 14 will be ready to go to beta.