#fandom chewtoy

[hogwashanddoo-das]

And I refuse to apologise.

the dichotomy of man

[miinxxo]

Lmfao

[identityquest]

yall ever get pissed when you get obsessed w a character that the rest of the fandom likes too. like i feel predictable like oh you're a fan of x media? ofc you'd like that character like no no dont lump me in w the rest of these freaks 😭😭 i dont wanna be typical

[ne0ncowb0y]

I need to make more cyberpunk posts here. I mean. My avatar is literally a drawing I did of my V. I've been in this hyperfixation over a year and I'm not leaving. But you wouldn't know it bc I never talk about it

[crimezi]

okay okay okay so like what was your defining media circa 10 - 14 like middle school thing because like i know your url is a homestuck and your icon is a muppet thing and your header is a harry potter and mcelroy reference but your bio mentions last of us and an older reference to bisexual!obama so like what the fuck fucked you up also your quizzes are funny thank you for calling me gay and a yughio fan

oh boy, it fucked me up so much my brain doesn't remember, if i try and strain it i was raised by a gamer and a bisexual racer and so i had sonic injected into my veins plus i got a lot of old movies and slasher marathons so by the time i was in middleschool i just became terezi homestuck and also i just really like zombie stories and whatever i think a real boy would like i decide is my new thing

[feekins]

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[44-thehearteccentric-44]

Cluck man now you got me thinking about what my blorbo ship's house would look like……

I imagine that if DW Cherub Zoo (I forgot what I called the ship) had a house together, when they have their kid they'd move to an area in Pumpkin Woods, the least terrible town of the dystopian province, where there was a forest nearby with a small pond and settle in a generally rural-to-suburban area, perfect for the upbringing of a little one (which they would both absolutely want, as they both got good (good-ish for Heart) childhoods and would want to replicate it!).

They'd have a four cotroom house, one for the child, one for each of them, and a guest room.

Heart's room would have dark walls and carpeting, with dim lighting to be easy on his sensitive eyes, with purple furniture out of his habit to get purple interior. He'd have an oak desk with a lamp and some books that Mike recommended him and would sit at it for hours, reading away with his headphones on jamming away at some of his favourite OSTs. His cot would be large and like look something you'd see in a princess cartoon; with those tall, twisty curtains rimming it and a luxurious mattress with soft violet sheets and a comforter. He'd have a black nightstand with a drawer he'd keep important things in (mediation, social security, phone chargers, etc.), a footlocker with a bunch of stuff from his childhood, and a corner of his room just dedicated to his musical instruments.

I can totally see him also having one of those cat cots that look like a box with a hole in them, one of those towers as his species have an instinctual desire to curl up in small spaces. They'd be stuffed with pillows, blankets and dragon stuffies, and Mike would regularly have to lure him out with max and cheese.

He'd have Martyr (the child)'s artwork absolutely permeating his walls (Mike's room as well!) and he'd also have a giant dog cot in the corner for Monty as well as a smaller cat cot for Coconut Oil, as the two are best friends in-spite of their… vastly different sizes and level of deadliness.

Mike's room would have muted blue walls with dark grey carpeting. It would be much simpler, as Mike is a simple man; a nice twin-sized cot in the corner, with a birch nightstand where he'd keep his belongings as he slept, a dresser with all his clothes and sketchbooks, more animal cots for his pets and rodent child, a desk where he'd toil away at his sewing, tailoring, drawing, laptop-using, etc. all day, a small television with his gaming consoles, and a closet where untold horrors regularly lurk that he stares into for a moment before going "ah! There's my favourite jacket ||)"

Martyr would have a jungle of a sleeping area with almost parkour to get to his sleeping quarters, as it's healthy to simulate the natural sleeping quarters of a slugcat, a toy box with allllll kinds of things to play with, a closet to keep all his fancy little clothing, and a bookshelf to get his reading brain going as one of his fathers loves to read. I imagine his room would be black and gold themed, as that's what he's most familiar with and he probably does get homesick from Nirvana sometimes.

He'd have countless stuffed animals due to his parents' obsession with them and mayhaps an entire corner just dedicated to the more humongous ones; he'd also have a rocking chair I imagine, simply cos they're just so cool and I've always wanted one. I can see him also having one of those toy car things that you can drive around, cos I imagine Mike and Heart would love the idea of this acidic void-thing going around harassing people for fun.

Their living room would be dim, just as I imagine the entire house would be (two of them are photophobic and one of them can become twice as photophobic under stress), with a nice big sofa and a large flatscreen television where Mike would play games with friends over and Heart would watch the news and study the condition of the province (it's depressing, but it intrigues him). There'd be several consoles that they'd all gather and play together, and the dining room would be merged with the living room; meaning food was just a few steps away!

Their kitchen would be black and not really anything special. I can see there being a poster with the classic CCCC Soul "hang in there" in it.

They'd have a laundry room and a bathroom too, nothing abnormal there.

Their front yard would have a massive garden that Heart toils away at constantly, always busy with bees and attracting animals that Heart would allow to munch on the food of, knowing that it's hard to find a good snack in an urban jungle. They'd likely have a swing set that Heart and Mike would use more often than Martyr cos they're man children. /j

Ahhhhhh this was so fun to think of!!!!! Thank you for the idea I'm IN-LOVE :333333

I have created what C!Tommy and C!Beeduo's houses look like in my head and I wanna draw it but I have zero art skill to do it. Sad day for Tubz nation. anyway, RANT TIME! Tommy's house def looks like a grandma house. Floral patterns, big plushie sofas that sink too far down when sat on, you know it. that built in ugly ass brown carpet that feels lovely on ur feet. tiles of flowers on the kitchen counter tops and nice dark oak wooden cabinets. small ass tv to remind him of simpler times. round door with a little window and curtain for it and the space around it inside the house is tiled and has a welcome mat and a little shoe holder for Clementine, Shroud, and Chat's shoes. A big plush chair in the living room that he knits on. No coffee table between it and the tv so the kids can roll around on the carpeted floor while watching fucking Bluey or sm. Tea sets on display. A "this house voted for pog 2020" and "love is love" signs on the grass outside with a bird bath. Tommy's room is just posters and old flags on every wall. its small and cozy with a huge bed just for him. A sewing station in the corner to sew the kids and his friends sweaters. a drawer with all his clothes stuffed in and various trinkets on the top with a mirror dangerously close to falling off. shit hanging from the ceiling like fake plants and an old lmanburg flag and a trans flag. Overall comfy vibe, imagine like Juno's room from the movie Juno. Thats what I imagine for it idk m just guy. Shroud, Clem, and Chat all share a room cuz its a small house. All their beds are separated into different corners of the room, toys EVERYWHERE and tons a chargers on Chat's corner of the room to charge themself. Lots of cracks on the ceiling from Shroud and Clem somehow getting up their and banging their heads cuz spider and moth you know? I went too insane, ill do the beeduo mansion at some point I love ranting abt this shit rgrgrggrrgrgr

[adolin]

I feel like John would hate what we do to him here and in this fandom, and I love it. He wants attention and love, but he'd see stuff like "I want to shake John around like a chewtoy" or "Id call John daddy" and think "you know maybe this is too much love"

"I'd call John daddy" is just canonically Augustine and this knowledge is something I have to live with every day of my life (negative) (he's so wrong for this)

Anyway you're right. Both Ianthe (my pathetic beloved!!) and EJG (pathetic sad sack of a god) would be much happier with reddit fandom thinking they're criminal masterminds.

[gamerwoman3d]

Nsfw 🔞 🔞 blurb at link below the cut. No names mentioned but I imagined Johnny Cage and now I need chewtoys.

[miinxxo]

The duality of my chat noirs .

I just choose to be silly and whimsical I don’t have time to make him serious!!

[msvrtt]

"not enought people encourage me to be edgy" you say. OOOooooOoooOOOOoOOO YOU WANT TO BE EDGYYYYY YOU WANT TO BE EDGY SO BADDDDDD ‼️‼️ I HIGHLY SUPPORT THE EDGYYYYYY 🔪💥 (btw ros and whiskey are still at work so we haven't all gotten to write a response to your new nhw ask yet but I need u to know I've been LOSING ITTTT over him ur art is so pretty)

i actually had a different idea for that artwork and it felt even more painful and i actually started making myself upset thinking about it ahhhh I LOVE ANGST!! couldn't figure out the sketch tho so i dropped it, maybe i'll revisit it one day 😶‍🌫️

also i'm glad u guys liked these drawings, he's so fun to draw 😇 nhw virion is every aspect like. PERFECTLY the type of character i'd make as my personal oc to obssess over and put in Situations and hurt a bit. so chewtoy coded. except even better because i can do all that AND make somebody happy and have a fun social interaction out of it, god i love being in fandoms. i did mention it in some comment under one of ros' fics, this au has a lot of my all time favourite vibes and tropes i feel so comfy here!!! (i'd probably really enjoy worm itself but i'm like, extremely hyperfixation focused and my brain doesn't let me start Anything new yet lmao, so i'm experiencing it thru proxy for now)

[oreo102]

Rating: mature

Archive warning: no archive warnings apply

Category: F/F

Fandom: Dr who

Relationships: mainly thirteenth doctor/yaz

Characters: thirteenth Doctor, yaz, Ryan, Graham

Additional tags: they’re both oblivious, 13 has sharp teeth, 13 bites, especially yaz, yaz is into it!, idiots in love, friends to lovers, no sex, it’s just suggestive, also yaz goes to a sex shop but not for the reasons you may think, a reference to collars bc I thought it was funny, the boys don’t find out about the teeth for like a year, not canon compliant, light angst, mostly humor tho

Summary: The doctor discovers her teeth are sharp hust after her new companions become her companions. She discovers she has an annoying urge to bite things by accidentally biting yaz.

OR: the doctor has an oral fixation and bites yaz a lot (and they get together bc of it)

[master-missysversion]

About me!

This is easier than making and linking an actual about page

My name's Eden, my main is @killjoygem. I'm pretty new to doctor who fandom but I've been watching Doctor who since 2007 😅 I just started getting into the fandom last year

Faves: Clara, Missy/the Master, Amy, River, the 11th 12th and 13th doctor

Ships: pretty much all of them tbh. I will specify I'm a doctorclara shipper since that tends to be most controversial. My biggest ship is probably thoschei though, and my fave rare pair is the master x clara

Controversial opinions and character tags under the cut

Just getting these out there now to avoid arguments later

I love the 13th doctor, I love her era. It's got its flaws but so does every era

I ship tenrose but i dont hate tenmartha

Like I said, doctorclara (and that's both 11 and 12. At minimum)

I love Amy

I liked The Timeless Children as an episode and don't think it should be retconned, although I am a little upset about losing gallifrey again

Character tags

Eight doctor: narrative chewtoy (8)

Ten: John Smith (10)

Eleven: a cool alien (11)

Twelve: basil disco

Simm!master: saxon

Missy: Queen of evil

Dhawan!Master: agent ohh

14/tenteen: Johnny Smyth (14)

More to come

[ilgattopatata]

Kaveh per il bingo

Avrei dovuto immaginare che sarebbe andata a finire così

my enjoyment of kaveh hinges on divorcing him from anything fandom has ever said/believed about him and his relationship with haitham. if i free him from that, he's a dog chewtoy horse plinko i can have fun with

[spacepigfanclub]

Theory Blurb #1 - What if the Watcher said “Fuck the Dyrwood” and never went there

After a long writing and “generally-anything-that-wasn’t-a-reblog” hiatus, I’m back as a way to de-stress from my finals

I would also like to both thank and apologise to the members of the Pillars of Eternity Discord server for having to endure my brain farts lmfao

[TW: death, lots and lots of death, lynching, suicide, everyone having a really really bad time]

...Short answer, the Dyrwood is capital “f”  F U C K E D

A bit longer answer, the fandom’s weed blorbo and the elven blorbo with anxiety, as well as the entire nation of Dyrwood are doomed. Everyone’s wellbeing depends on that one funky little gremlin that hoards pets and is not allowed any drugs due to seing ghosts while clean/sober.

Let’s get to the biggest issue at hand first and then get to various miscelaenous things.

So, starting off, the moment the Watcher decides they want to, as an example, settle down in the Living Lands instead... there’s no one in the Dyrwood to actually stop Thaos from continuing Waidwen’s Legacy. He can actually carry out the mission with none of those depressed meddling kids getting in his way and manages to empower Woedica and discredit animancy in the Dyrwood with little to no resistance.

He likely doesn’t even need to continue the Legacy for much longer, since the entire nation is on the brink of collapse. Even if Thaos leaves and the Legacy is no more and the Dyrwood doesn’t fall into anarchy like Defiance Bay did after the Animancy Hearings, they will, and I mean 10000000% CERTAINLY WILL have to deal with a massive demographic crisis.

PoE1 takes place in the year 2823 AI. Waidwen’s Legacy, meanwhile, began less than a year after the Saint’s War ended, around 2808 AI. This gives us 15 years of the vast majority of births in the Dyrwood being Hollowborn births. Not all births, since there are kids like Gordy and Saeda, who are perfectly fine, but more than enough to really matter in the long run. 

Even if the Legacy stopped and every adult in the Dyrwood got to doing the horizontal mambo like there was no tomorrow, those new births would not offset the effects of Waidwen’s Legacy, which would be felt for years to come.

As a result, the Dyrwood’s demographic pyramid would look a lot more like that of a modern day first world country... in a fantasy setting. Granted, they do have guns and some pretty nifty tech, but it’s still a fantasy setting and they only just began industrializing AT BEST. 

The only good things that I can think of here is that IF Thaos decides to end the Legacy soon after empowering Woedica, he will no longer need to divert souls. And because of the return of souls, the Dyrwood will have good harvests once more (since they were also struggling on that front if you take into account that one quest with the miller in the Gilded Vale). Everything in Eora needs soul power to work properly, plants included. 

So, we got a nation that would surely undergo a demographic crisis in the following years, where the spirits are low and there’s this aura of despair and suffering. Granted, all this exists in canon, but here it doesn’t get resolved by the Watcher. No extra kids from Hylea. No empowering the living populace by Galawain. Everyone has a Bad Time™.

And there is one nation that tries to take advantage of that by making things worse for the Dyrwood. The Vailian Republics. 

I imagine that things would go the same way as in one of Pallegina’s endings, namely the one where she bocomes Ducess Spireno’s personal guard. The tribes of Eir Glanfath and the Vailians sign the lucrative af trade deal, cutting out dyrwoodan competitors and the Dyrwood cannot do anything about it. The Dyrwood becomes the favorite chewtoy of the Republics, and they look not that better off than Readceras. 

Actually, Readceras might be better than the Dyrwood, because at least they got their pride back thanks to Adaryc and the Iron Flail.

Obviously, that would lead to the escalating tensions between the Dyrwood and the Republics. This could either result in a future war, which the Dyrwood would lose, and futher humiliation or other niceties. Or the Vailians would start thinking about “helping” the Dyrwoodans by making the crumbling nation dependant on vailian exports. As a treat.

Even if Thaos doesn’t kill Duc Aevar and Eydis Webb during the Animancy Hearings, the duc would still likely be ousted from office. The Vailians could then install a pro-Vailia puppet, leading to even more Bad Time™ down the line...

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Misc. Section:

Aloth never gets therapy and gets beaten by drunkards from his introduction scene. He then either leaves Gilded Vale soon after and becomes a recluse, or enough people start talking about “some Aedyran asshole that is acting hella suspicious” that Raedric hears it and arranges him a HANGout spot in the middle of the settlement. ...ok, I’ll leave now.

Speaking of hanging out, Edér is another solid candidate, judging by his introduction scene alone. Homeboy also never gets therapy or answers regarding Woden. 

After the birth of his Hollowborn son, I imagine Raedric would become even more paranoid of Eothasians. And since there ARE rumors in the Gilded Vale that Edér is a follower of Eothas, or at least that his late brother was one... he may better book it out asap.

Kana never finishes his thesis on the Tanvii ora Toha, or at least tries to get through the barrages of spirits up above and the monsters down below on his own. I believe he would, sooner or later, have to either abandon his dream or hire a whole ass merc group to help him if he actually can do everything without the Watcher’s abilities. 

Though, on a more positive tone, perhaps this could make him meet Aloth and Edér without the Watcher’s help, though I suppose their dynamic would be different compared to the actual game.

Bloody Legacy is never finished. Aelys Harond is never rescued from the Skaenites and the ritual is completed. Everything goes on the same way as when the Watcher begins the quest, but never fights the Skaenites or wipes Aelys’s memory, AKA she returns to her uncle, kills him and then herself, causing an uproar.

Heritage Hill is never cleared of the undead. Saeda Valtas is forever locked in the quarantine zone and either dies of starvation or is found and eaten alive by her undead family/neighbours.

Simoc, Vela’s guardian, eventually finds a gullible fool that would get him the baby-made potion. Vela either dies, or Simoc’s son finally decides to kill his father. 

Raedric never gets killed as long as he’s staying in his hold. Once Thaos empowers Woedica and leaves for a new mission, Waidwen’s Legacy would misteriously “dissapear” and Raedric would be seen by the remaining populace of Gilded Vale as a “hero”, just like in one of his endings.

Maerwald eventually dies and Caed Nua becomes even more of a ruin that everyone avoids like the plague. Since there’s no one there to conveiniently repair and pimp up the keep, Lord Gathbin never bothers to leave Aedyr for the Dyrwood.

Stalward either remains a backwater, or they do indeed get help from someone else. Maybe an adventurer reactivates the Forge and everything���s well... until the Eyeless arrive and Adaryc decides to occupy the place and succeeds, giving way for an era of relative prosperity in Readceras (for the first time ever, actually). Adaryc would try to find a way to destroy the Eyeless menace, as he is the only other Watcher that we know of, the only other person that gets the message that shit is about to go down.

He either succeeds or gets martyr’d trying, but would have a delayed response due to him thinking it is all Dyrwood’s fault. 

If Adaryc and the Iron Flail succeed in wiping out the Eyeless, but at the cost of Adaryc’s life, then get ready for the Cult of Saint Adaryc, the Second Coming of Eothas, to spread like wildfire across Readceras.

If they DON’T succeed though... say goodbye to the entirety of the Reach.

[angelcloves]

Poor Hunter does seem to be the chewtoy of the fandom. Has bad luck in the show itself, but somehow became a magnet for even worse luck in fics and art. You think it's because he's such a fan favorite? I've been in a bunch of fandoms over the years that's something I've noticed in every one, no matter what the piece of media was- If the fandom loves and adores one specific character, it also loves and adores hurting that one specific character.

i think theres something special about seeing a character who has endured so much pain and giving them something to hope for. its not about the pain for me. its about the happy and warm payoff when he gets to safety at the end of it