#fandom chewtoy

[hogwashanddoo-das]

And I refuse to apologise.

the dichotomy of man

[miinxxo]

Lmfao

[identityquest]

yall ever get pissed when you get obsessed w a character that the rest of the fandom likes too. like i feel predictable like oh you're a fan of x media? ofc you'd like that character like no no dont lump me in w the rest of these freaks 😭😭 i dont wanna be typical

[hashtagcaneven]

Time to make Wolfwood's day worse! :)

Thirty Pieces of Silver

A Mashwood Historical/Fantasy AU

First Chapter

Latest Chapter

[ne0ncowb0y]

I need to make more cyberpunk posts here. I mean. My avatar is literally a drawing I did of my V. I've been in this hyperfixation over a year and I'm not leaving. But you wouldn't know it bc I never talk about it

[crimezi]

okay okay okay so like what was your defining media circa 10 - 14 like middle school thing because like i know your url is a homestuck and your icon is a muppet thing and your header is a harry potter and mcelroy reference but your bio mentions last of us and an older reference to bisexual!obama so like what the fuck fucked you up also your quizzes are funny thank you for calling me gay and a yughio fan

oh boy, it fucked me up so much my brain doesn't remember, if i try and strain it i was raised by a gamer and a bisexual racer and so i had sonic injected into my veins plus i got a lot of old movies and slasher marathons so by the time i was in middleschool i just became terezi homestuck and also i just really like zombie stories and whatever i think a real boy would like i decide is my new thing

[feekins]

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[thehearteccentric]

Cluck man now you got me thinking about what my blorbo ship's house would look like……

I imagine that if DW Cherub Zoo (I forgot what I called the ship) had a house together, when they have their kid they'd move to an area in Pumpkin Woods, the least terrible town of the dystopian province, where there was a forest nearby with a small pond and settle in a generally rural-to-suburban area, perfect for the upbringing of a little one (which they would both absolutely want, as they both got good (good-ish for Heart) childhoods and would want to replicate it!).

They'd have a four cotroom house, one for the child, one for each of them, and a guest room.

Heart's room would have dark walls and carpeting, with dim lighting to be easy on his sensitive eyes, with purple furniture out of his habit to get purple interior. He'd have an oak desk with a lamp and some books that Mike recommended him and would sit at it for hours, reading away with his headphones on jamming away at some of his favourite OSTs. His cot would be large and like look something you'd see in a princess cartoon; with those tall, twisty curtains rimming it and a luxurious mattress with soft violet sheets and a comforter. He'd have a black nightstand with a drawer he'd keep important things in (mediation, social security, phone chargers, etc.), a footlocker with a bunch of stuff from his childhood, and a corner of his room just dedicated to his musical instruments.

I can totally see him also having one of those cat cots that look like a box with a hole in them, one of those towers as his species have an instinctual desire to curl up in small spaces. They'd be stuffed with pillows, blankets and dragon stuffies, and Mike would regularly have to lure him out with max and cheese.

He'd have Martyr (the child)'s artwork absolutely permeating his walls (Mike's room as well!) and he'd also have a giant dog cot in the corner for Monty as well as a smaller cat cot for Coconut Oil, as the two are best friends in-spite of their… vastly different sizes and level of deadliness.

Mike's room would have muted blue walls with dark grey carpeting. It would be much simpler, as Mike is a simple man; a nice twin-sized cot in the corner, with a birch nightstand where he'd keep his belongings as he slept, a dresser with all his clothes and sketchbooks, more animal cots for his pets and rodent child, a desk where he'd toil away at his sewing, tailoring, drawing, laptop-using, etc. all day, a small television with his gaming consoles, and a closet where untold horrors regularly lurk that he stares into for a moment before going "ah! There's my favourite jacket ||)"

Martyr would have a jungle of a sleeping area with almost parkour to get to his sleeping quarters, as it's healthy to simulate the natural sleeping quarters of a slugcat, a toy box with allllll kinds of things to play with, a closet to keep all his fancy little clothing, and a bookshelf to get his reading brain going as one of his fathers loves to read. I imagine his room would be black and gold themed, as that's what he's most familiar with and he probably does get homesick from Nirvana sometimes.

He'd have countless stuffed animals due to his parents' obsession with them and mayhaps an entire corner just dedicated to the more humongous ones; he'd also have a rocking chair I imagine, simply cos they're just so cool and I've always wanted one. I can see him also having one of those toy car things that you can drive around, cos I imagine Mike and Heart would love the idea of this acidic void-thing going around harassing people for fun.

Their living room would be dim, just as I imagine the entire house would be (two of them are photophobic and one of them can become twice as photophobic under stress), with a nice big sofa and a large flatscreen television where Mike would play games with friends over and Heart would watch the news and study the condition of the province (it's depressing, but it intrigues him). There'd be several consoles that they'd all gather and play together, and the dining room would be merged with the living room; meaning food was just a few steps away!

Their kitchen would be black and not really anything special. I can see there being a poster with the classic CCCC Soul "hang in there" in it.

They'd have a laundry room and a bathroom too, nothing abnormal there.

Their front yard would have a massive garden that Heart toils away at constantly, always busy with bees and attracting animals that Heart would allow to munch on the food of, knowing that it's hard to find a good snack in an urban jungle. They'd likely have a swing set that Heart and Mike would use more often than Martyr cos they're man children. /j

Ahhhhhh this was so fun to think of!!!!! Thank you for the idea I'm IN-LOVE :333333

I have created what C!Tommy and C!Beeduo's houses look like in my head and I wanna draw it but I have zero art skill to do it. Sad day for Tubz nation. anyway, RANT TIME! Tommy's house def looks like a grandma house. Floral patterns, big plushie sofas that sink too far down when sat on, you know it. that built in ugly ass brown carpet that feels lovely on ur feet. tiles of flowers on the kitchen counter tops and nice dark oak wooden cabinets. small ass tv to remind him of simpler times. round door with a little window and curtain for it and the space around it inside the house is tiled and has a welcome mat and a little shoe holder for Clementine, Shroud, and Chat's shoes. A big plush chair in the living room that he knits on. No coffee table between it and the tv so the kids can roll around on the carpeted floor while watching fucking Bluey or sm. Tea sets on display. A "this house voted for pog 2020" and "love is love" signs on the grass outside with a bird bath. Tommy's room is just posters and old flags on every wall. its small and cozy with a huge bed just for him. A sewing station in the corner to sew the kids and his friends sweaters. a drawer with all his clothes stuffed in and various trinkets on the top with a mirror dangerously close to falling off. shit hanging from the ceiling like fake plants and an old lmanburg flag and a trans flag. Overall comfy vibe, imagine like Juno's room from the movie Juno. Thats what I imagine for it idk m just guy. Shroud, Clem, and Chat all share a room cuz its a small house. All their beds are separated into different corners of the room, toys EVERYWHERE and tons a chargers on Chat's corner of the room to charge themself. Lots of cracks on the ceiling from Shroud and Clem somehow getting up their and banging their heads cuz spider and moth you know? I went too insane, ill do the beeduo mansion at some point I love ranting abt this shit rgrgrggrrgrgr

[doppel-doodles]

ART MOOTS APPRECIATION TIME!!!🥰🫶🫶🫶💗💗💗

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

@jayjaysmind

MAH PLATONIC HUSBAND! such a sweetie pie! Deserves all the love in the world for his art. Even better I know where you live so prepare to get all your powers stolen buster-

Ehe:> anyway very fun to playfully bully 10/10 would torment again! Also THE OCS Jay make em all public for the love everything they are so good🔫

@dortiii

BESTIE BOO I LOVE YOUUUUU! My first friend I made in the lmk fandom and I can't believe it's been so long oml- An absolutely phenomenal writer literally a beast with words it's not even funny how good she is! And artstyle? Marshmallow levels of soft just so cuteeeeeee! I would squish it no questions asked gimme🤲

Dortii walked so other Arthur simps could run. I stan them, best ship ever.

@littlethingsrae

OMG HI MOOOOOOM!🧡🧡🧡 WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I ADMIRE HERRRR, also one of the og lmk moots and I'm so grateful she is SUCH A WONDERFUL AND TALENTED FRIEND! Would die for jin and broken wings I love them thiiiiiiis much!

But no offense you failed at parenting me I am such a brat, sorry not sorry this is your fault<3

@chuitu

If there were any of my friends that I could just yoink their talent from it would be chu! My talented sibling we gotta do more stuff together SOBS their art and story are always peak not to mention they are literally one of the funniest people I ever talked to-

@camhues

OMAAAAA YOU GIVE ME CUTENESS AGRESSION!!! Absolute cutie pie that I wanna squish squish with so much love! Love all her ocs just gorgeous ladies!❤❤❤ I hold metamorphosis in my hands one of my favorite ships hands down-

Just- so much talent, so much kindness and so much silly wrapped into the cutest human being it's unfair! Also has the best reactions when messed with��

@tamaruaart

My lil Tammy! From auntie status now you are just a lil babyyyyy! I'll defend you withy life you deserve the world YA HEAR ME?! just such talent in art it feels like Greek paintings being hit with an anime beam AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. and just a collection of stunning characters with such a great story!

I sent ya all the virtual love, one day I'll live in your walls and find the secrets of your power!

@itsalice3940

My new auntie!:DDD you'll never get your wallet back and neither will I ever stop biting you! I am a feral creature and you are my Chewtoy of choice! Get bullied loser!❤❤❤

Anyways all jokes aside, one of the most compassionate and passionate people I know and I appreciate it all so much! I feed you lore like crumbs and shall never stop because you deserve to be fed!

my lord this isn't even close to all my moots- but I shall stop here for now, part 2 will be made later I HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE TO GIVE LOVE TO SO CHECK EM OUT THEY DESERVE IT-

[liesmyth]

I feel like John would hate what we do to him here and in this fandom, and I love it. He wants attention and love, but he'd see stuff like "I want to shake John around like a chewtoy" or "Id call John daddy" and think "you know maybe this is too much love"

"I'd call John daddy" is just canonically Augustine and this knowledge is something I have to live with every day of my life (negative) (he's so wrong for this)

Anyway you're right. Both Ianthe (my pathetic beloved!!) and EJG (pathetic sad sack of a god) would be much happier with reddit fandom thinking they're criminal masterminds.

[miinxxo]

The duality of my chat noirs .

I just choose to be silly and whimsical I don’t have time to make him serious!!

[gamerwoman3d]

Nsfw 🔞 🔞 blurb at link below the cut. No names mentioned but I imagined Johnny Cage and now I need chewtoys.

[oreo102]

Rating: mature

Archive warning: no archive warnings apply

Category: F/F

Fandom: Dr who

Relationships: mainly thirteenth doctor/yaz

Characters: thirteenth Doctor, yaz, Ryan, Graham

Additional tags: they’re both oblivious, 13 has sharp teeth, 13 bites, especially yaz, yaz is into it!, idiots in love, friends to lovers, no sex, it’s just suggestive, also yaz goes to a sex shop but not for the reasons you may think, a reference to collars bc I thought it was funny, the boys don’t find out about the teeth for like a year, not canon compliant, light angst, mostly humor tho

Summary: The doctor discovers her teeth are sharp hust after her new companions become her companions. She discovers she has an annoying urge to bite things by accidentally biting yaz.

OR: the doctor has an oral fixation and bites yaz a lot (and they get together bc of it)

[master-missysversion]

About me!

This is easier than making and linking an actual about page

My name's Eden, my main is @killjoygem. I'm pretty new to doctor who fandom but I've been watching Doctor who since 2007 😅 I just started getting into the fandom last year

Faves: Clara, Missy/the Master, Amy, River, the 11th 12th and 13th doctor

Ships: pretty much all of them tbh. I will specify I'm a doctorclara shipper since that tends to be most controversial. My biggest ship is probably thoschei though, and my fave rare pair is the master x clara

Controversial opinions and character tags under the cut

Just getting these out there now to avoid arguments later

I love the 13th doctor, I love her era. It's got its flaws but so does every era

I ship tenrose but i dont hate tenmartha

Like I said, doctorclara (and that's both 11 and 12. At minimum)

I love Amy

I liked The Timeless Children as an episode and don't think it should be retconned, although I am a little upset about losing gallifrey again

Character tags

Eight doctor: narrative chewtoy (8)

Ten: John Smith (10)

Eleven: a cool alien (11)

Twelve: basil disco

Simm!master: saxon

Missy: Queen of evil

Dhawan!Master: agent ohh

14/tenteen: Johnny Smyth (14)

More to come

[ilgattopatata]

Kaveh per il bingo

Avrei dovuto immaginare che sarebbe andata a finire così

my enjoyment of kaveh hinges on divorcing him from anything fandom has ever said/believed about him and his relationship with haitham. if i free him from that, he's a dog chewtoy horse plinko i can have fun with

[fanfiction-artist-prototype]

I'm gonna need like a chewtoy if I see one more "fandom wank" that is just wholey situated in an opinion that clearly was formed without a) completing the source material, b) an actual ability to keep track of the explicitly reiterated timeline of events within the source material or c) an intentional misinterpretation of what happened to suit the desire to hate on it.

Like fucking hate something I love when people have opposing opinions!! But literally do not lie about something to hate it!! Especially in the main fandom tag and ESPECIALLY when the fucking source material is so easily double checked and you can be disproven!!