#fandialogue

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hello 17776 nation how do we feel about genderfluid/all pronouns hubble (stemmed from a looooong story, but one person's misremembered moment is that same person's new character headcanon!!)

quick visuals if y'all need a little extra to get on board with this:

tl;dr/tumblr-accurate version:

also please, PLEASE excuse any grammatical errors it's 1am and i had to immediately put this idea into text form or else i'd forget about it (sleep can wait away, keep calm and dribble² on) ok byebye

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Villainous - 05

Keep Him Around

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Some Villain: Why do you keep Flug around?

BH: I don't usually share this but he just makes my day.

Some Villain: How? Don't you hate him?

BH: Oh I do, but I also enjoy his cute little reactions (Fear).

BH: Here, I'll show you!

Blackhat summons a mixtape full of Flug's over-dramatic reactions

Some Villain: He's so... Dramatic.

Blackhat laughs manically, are those tears?

BH: The funny part is that they're all genuine!

[warriordetectivex-blog]

" you may have been the bloody red power ranger, but i was the doctor, THE DOCTOR!!!" #mcu #marvel #kilgrave #powerrangers #thepurpleman #jessicajones #10thdoctor #doctorwho #fandialogue

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Kagain: “Those cursed woods always remind me of unmanly elves.”

Wissie: “Uh... I’m half-elf...”

Kagain: “Well, that just proves it that elves are unmanly.”

*GASP!*

Viconia: “You unthankful creature. I shall cease to heal your bottom in the heat of a following battle.”

Kagain: “That’s fine. I can manage without your dark spells.”

(one “fight” with a Sword Spider later)

Wissie: (running with others) “Folks... I don’t think that was a good thing to do...”

Branwen: “I agree, but that dwarf offended you and Vicky. He was a person of a shallow personality anyway.”

Wissie: “But...”

Imoen: “You see, Wissenweib wanted to give him a chance exactly because he appeared to be shallow. Here in Candlekeep, we all had heard negative rumours about dwarves and their obsession with gold and, uh...”

Branwen: “I understand. Wissenweib, still... It’s alright and it’s a great virtue to leave a harmful person when they’re not willing to change their point of view.”

Wissie: ´°^°`

Imoen: Don’t worry, we’ll meet another dwarf.

[chu-chuchocolat]

Sleep why? Set Part 1 - by Exist

So I did this before I go sleep myself. I made 19....Too bad I can upload 10. Its not bad its pretty alright with me. While I was doing this, I was listening to Sonic Unleashed - Chun-Nan Hub Night.  Enjoy this skit set part 1. Part two be uploaded quickly 

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VILLAINOUS - 04

" Revive Bar"

Dr. Flug: Second chances exist in this...

Pulls out a snack bar

Dr. Flug: Revive bar.

Looks at it

Dr. Flug: I use it a lot.

Dr. Flug: That means I wasted a lot of my chances in life.

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PAPERHAT Villainous- 01

Flug: I just wanted to be appreciated..  B.H.: *proposing*  Flug: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT!  B.H.: Making things awkward on purpose is a minor evil for undercover villains.

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PAPERHAT Villainous- 05

B.H.: I hate cute. 

Flug: You think I'm cute? 

B.H.: wtf-

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VILLAINOUS-03

BH: DID YOU KILL MY DOCTOR!?

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BH: Good, I haven’t paid him yet.

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VILLAINOUS- 02

(Slight paperhat here.) nobody: Me: Why did Blackhat hired Flug? There are other people out there just as genius as him. Also me: Why did Flug stayed in his abusive job? He always get blamed by almost everything bad. Them: Blackhat: I hired him for the booty. (joking) Dr.Flug: I only stayed because he has my soul. (dead serious)

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PAPERHAT Villainous-03

Black hat walks by.. 

Some villain: Nice top B.H. 

B.H.: Why tha- 

Flug: I have a name you know.. 

Some villain: .. WHAT THE HELL?

BH: Shush you. Flug: Help me

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PAPERHAT Villainous-02

Flug: Thank you so much mister Black Hat sir! 

Flug: I really needed this! 

*Flug sits on the floor, pats it, and lays down then sleeps.* 

B.H. : 3...2...1.. 

Flug wakes up 

Flug: I feel fantastic! 

Damencia: Do you ever sleep? 

Flug: what's sleep?

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PAPERHAT Villainous- 04

B.H.: DR. FLUG! 

FLUG: Yes sir? 

B.H.: WHAT ARE THESE TEXTS?? I DONT UNDERSTAND THEM. 

FLUG: Let me take a look.. 

"I ❤ you Doctor." 

Flug looks at Blackhat. 

FLUG: It's a waste of time sir. 

B.H.: *holds chest*

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Villainous- “Relationships? Sir?..”

"Sir? from all the previous relationships you’ve had.. " -Dr.Flug "Yes doc?" -Blackhat "There's non, you, such a powerful, handsome (no not really) and evil being, why is that?"- Dr.Flug   "They just cant resist my kisses." -B.H. "...." -Dr.Flug "why are you looking at me like that?" -B.H. "Do you even know how to kiss? S-sir" -Dr.Flug "yes! Of course i do you dimwit"-B.H. "......." -Dr.Flug "......." -B.H. "I bet you can kiss me Blackie~" -Dementia that came out of nowhere. "Ok fine i admit i don’t know how to kiss" -B.H. "Then you can practice kissing with me~~~" -Dementia "Flug put this girl out of my office, now." B.H "Right away sir-"-Dr.Flug

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Villainous- “Paper bag.”

B.H. Placed a paper bag on flug's head. 

Flug: a paper bag? 

B.H.: Idk I just don't like your disgusting face. 

Flug: ..... 

B.H.: You work for me now Flugslys.

Flug:Um..Not to be rude but, do...you have a problem with white people sir?

B.H.:WHAT!? 

Flug: you know, the paper bag and all  B.H. *threatens Flug*

Flug: Okok going to work now haha.... *Terrified*

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atnak16 said: Well when you love something, it’s pretty normal to be more forgiving of its faults! ^o^ The PC couldn’t just find the main villain because they want to. They don’t really have resources or clues other than the big bad want them dead. In a way, Skyrim does work similarly in that you end up doing political errands until PC found out that they are the dragonborn. [...]

The Jovial Juggler pub, Beregost

Wissenweib kicks the door open, her silhouette dark brown in front of burning sunlight. Customers turn their heads to glare at her. Silence falls upon the spacious room.

W: (enters the pub) I’m looking for a knight. He wears black armour with lots of spikes. His helmet has bull horns and teeth that partially cover his face. It seems to be that his eyes are yellow with no pupils. Has anyone here seen a knight as described?

The customers frown in confusion. The silence becomes awkward.

Imoen: (appears next to Wissenweib and whispers) I told you it wouldn’t work.

W: Nonsense. Just because it doesn’t work HERE simply means we should go somewhere else.

I: Please, you’ll just make it worse...

Then, a single person covered by shadows stands up slowly. They wave their fingers in a curved movement, inviting our venture seekers to their table.

W: (to Imoen) Ready your bow.

The party approaches the shadowed figure. Wissenweib cautiously sits down.

The person: Who are you?

W: An orphan who witnessed her mentor’s unfair death. I was told to run, and I saw why; if someone as wise and as powerful as my master was so cruely defeated, then the murderer had to be even stronger. Now, who are you - or, how should I call you?

The person: I would rather keep my identity secret, unlike you, busting someone else’s property to appear mighty. I can tell you’ve hurt your foot.

Wissenweib shuts her eyes, remembering the pain.

The person: You are looking for information, and I have a piece of it. A vision of a tower higher than trees; of the very knight you have described, choking a guard with one hand, crushing his neck, dropping him... His blood on cobblestone pavement...

W: (sweating) Oh, dear... Can... Could you identify the tower?

The person: (gradually stares at the ceiling) Maybe? Maybe yes... There is a fence on the top... Between each two spears... there are two arrows aligned... and between the arrowheads there is a stylized bow... There are more details on that fence, but you will know... You will recognize... Long windows, stone walls, the fence... That’s all I can see.

W: (amazed) You’ve earned a serving of beer.