#family friends have called us the mafia and i'd believe it lol
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one of my big flexes is that my family name means something in my town.
#that fact that I'm the third closest woman relation my grandma has (the other two are her daughters who also still live here)#is a title i hold proudly#my grandpa turns 100 this year and my grandma is 99 this year so it makes my connection to my grandma special#knowing she has such deep connections in the community and i'm her number three. fucking special#one thing i'm grateful for about my family is their loyalty#when my mum was going through her cancer treatment i saw four of my five aunties within the first 48 hours post-op#my uncle who i barely see treats me like a daughter purely bc we share blood#i have cousins who look out for me like siblings#family friends have called us the mafia and i'd believe it lol#now i've gotten older i've been on the inside of some serious conversations and it's been a little shady sometimes lol#anyway i love my family#my grandparent's have their 75th wedding anniversary in less than a month so i'm in my feels
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ABOUT: Moxxie Knowlastname
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“Oh crumbs.”
Moxxie Knolastname is an assassin at I.M.P, Millie's husband and one of the main protagonists of Helluva Boss. He is the straight man weapons expert of the I.M.P gang who tends to be the most rational of the group, but is often treated as the butt of the joke.
Nicknames: Mox, MoxMox, M, Little One, Little Fella/Dude, Poxxie, Old Man, Moxxine
Sexuality: Bisexual Species: Imp Demon Gender: Male
Likes: Cooking, Culinary arts, Musical theater, Classical music, Opera, Kindness, Being put in charge of missions, Supporting fellow artists
Dislikes: Blitz prying into his personal life, Theme parks, Theme Park mascots, Killing the innocent, Pop music, Stolas' wrath, His father's abuse, Loona calling him fat, Being the butt of the joke
Abilities: Ranged Combat, Skilled Marksmanship, Musical Talent, Guitar-playing, Songwriting Drawing, Acrobatics, Physically skilled (climbing, swimming), Earthly fire resistance
Occupation: Assassin/Weapon Specialist of I.M.P, Member of Crimson's Mafia (formerly)
Family: Millie (ex-wife) hc Joe (father-in-law) Lin (mother-in-law) Sallie May (sister-in-law) Crimson (father) Unnamed mother (mother) Three unnamed brothers-in-law Chazwick Thurman (ex-boyfriend; ex-fiancé)
Enemies Verosika Mayday Barbie Wire Striker (rival) Crimson Crimson's Mafia Chazwick Thurman (former fellow gang member) Employees of C.H.E.R.U.B Employees of D.H.O.R.K.S.
Friends Employees of I.M.P (co-workers) (Loona drives him nuts tho) Blitzo (boss; former cellmate) Stolas (Blitz’ rich boyfriend) Octavia
HEADCANON: -Because Mun generally prefers M/M interactions, Moxxie WAS married to Millie prior to her passing during a mission. He blames himself for not being there because he was guarding Stolas as a request from Blitz. A professional, he still showed up to work since it was all he had left, but drank heavily for a week after work. Millie rp’ers exempt
-Moxxie is a fan of the hit musical The Phantom of the Opera as his phone ringtone plays the pipe organ and suffered from a hallucination that heavily referenced the play. He also wondered what sex with Michael Crawford, the actor who originated the role of The Phantom, would be like.
-Moxxie does not swear as often as the others, when in a bad situation he often uses the comparatively tame phrase "Oh, crumbs". -Moxxie is susceptible to motion sickness, and may vomit when things get bad.
-Moxxie is freaked out by theme park mascots, believing them to be perverts under their costumes. -Moxxie makes really good coffee, but when going out has a rather complicated order.
-Moxxie hates it when people call him by the wrong name or misspell it. -Moxxie was mentioned to be native to the Wrath Ring in "The Harvest Moon Festival", and later shown to have grown up in the Greed Ring in "Exes and Oohs". -Doesn’t know how to say NO. -Moxxie loves cats and is a sleepwalker.
Bonus fave quotes: (Mun couldn't decide on a header, lol) "I spent my whole life of being afraid of you, but I'm not giving up the only good thing I've ever had just so you can keep your fragile little sense of control over everything. Millie is a good woman, a better woman than I deserve. And there's nothing that scares me more than hurting her, not even you."
"Miiillie!! Hiii! Heyy… Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em!"
"I'll have a neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk (the beans won't have the right texture, otherwise), and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put 'Foxy' or 'Roxy', I hate that. If you can't handle that I'll have a venti traditional Misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affogato AND RISTRETTO!! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then add--"
Appearance Moxxie is an imp with red skin and white freckles on his cheeks. His white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns. He also has yellow sclera with black slit pupils. He has a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves.
Moxxie's usual outfit consists of a navy-black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, black pants a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow-tie, and fingerless gloves.
Personality Moxxie is the I.M.P's weapon specialist; and as such, has a vast knowledge of weapons and often brings a variety of them along during jobs.
He is often the most vocal and realistic of the employees regarding the company as a whole despite its dysfunctional environment and is bullied consequently. Moxxie is also shown to be unsure about himself at times since he’s not physically strong since Striker, Lin and Joe was giving him a hard time since they believe physical strength is what makes a person strong.
Despite being a murder-for-hire imp, Moxxie is queasy with unnecessary killing beyond their targets. He also is uncomfortable with the idea of killing targets who have families, and attempts to give people second chances.
Moxxie is also shown to have a comical side, as when he talks about killing an entire family, he claims it might be alright if it was just a shitty dad or a mob family, saying "That's understandable".
When intoxicated, he loses all common sense and becomes quite delusional, as shown when he asks Millie why she has "four heads", and high-fived her instead of grabbing her hand straightaway. He also is shown to become increasingly flirtatious with her when drunk.
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Your basic personality traits: ex: laid back, bubbly, playful, organized, stable…
I'm a bit high strung, bubbly, and I like to joke around a lot. My sense of humor is literally everywhere- dark humor, memes, chaotic shenanigans, you name it I'll probably laugh at it, though I'm most prone to making really really dark jokes out of no where. I am prone to being pessimistic and though I love the idea of being organized and productive, I always end up displaying an alarming lack of discipline. I admit I'm not that stable.. I'm VERY reckless and have the impulse control and attention span of a hamster. I'm passionate about the things I care about. I use pet names with everyone. Friends. Family. If I know you I'm calling you hon or dear or love or darling, deal with it.
Some of your strengths:
I'm easygoing and forgiving, and I believe that anyone can be their best if they try. I'm very perseverant- once I set my mind to something, I'll stick to it and work hard and consistently. I do my best to be kind and understanding, and I have a lot of patience emotionally.
Some of your weaknesses:
I am a little bit cowardly and can let my fear paralyze me at times. I run my mouth without thinking sometimes so I can say things I don't mean. I overthink a lot and can get really anxious if things aren't clear, and I'm not very good at understanding social signals. Clarity is key- though I'm always up for teasing. Reckless idiot tattood across my forhead in bright red, warning label. I think shit through about maybe once a month. I'm a little secretive and prone to hiding away from things that bother me, so I just need a little bit of pressure sometimes.
Likes and dislikes/hobbies:
I love making art, writing fiction and poetry, and learning/researching the sciences. I embroider ocassionaly. I practice tae kwon do. Medical, biological, astronomy, engineering... I love understanding the world. I read A LOT. If I had the money I'd turn my home into a library.
Right then one order of best friend gimme gimme. Last time ya romantically matched me with star, bruiser, n charm, so go buckwild ratatouille
-Wisteria
One platonic matchup coming right up!
The answer may surprise you, or it may not. We’ll see ;)
Your bestie is Butch! (Mafiafell sans)
He also goes by Barty, and Bartholomew if you have a death wish
Ok so as I was reading your profile, I just kept laughing at all the parallels to you and charm. Your friendship with butch would be very similar minus the flirting really. You’re the sassy mouthpiece to his brick wall of muscle. You get into trouble and butch gets out out, while you mouth off the enemies the whole time. Butch doesn’t mind, he thinks life is boring without a little chaos.
Being one of the mafias favorite people means you get a nickname, and you’re stuck with it whether you like it or not. If left up to butch, he’d name you powderpuff. Maybe it’s smarter to make friends with a different bro first
Butch is handsy with his favorite people, so expect yourself to get the potato sack treatment. Any time he decides you’ve been a brat long enough, you’re getting thrown over the shoulder lol
While he’s not an academic like slim snipe or ace, he is a good listener. Butch will actually pay attention to your rambles when you go off about sciences, or your writing. He gives snarky comments of course, but it’s all lovingly. He’s like that doting older brother who doesn’t want to admit he’s doting
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