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literally so grateful for Taskmaster,, the one dependable constant for cheering up no matter what
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bhaiiiii i wish i could do a video chat with someone like just be there with me, keep doing your stuff but just be there
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Birthday se pehle kalesh hona is an important part of the event. ☠️
#I told my parents that I was just *thinking* about celebrating my bday with my friends#Ofc that never meant ki I won't celebrate with them but just to hangout w/ my best buddies#After school like visiting a Book Store or cafe together would have been nice#And since my friend's house is so close to a shopping mall that has a good cafe the plan would have been perfect#But nope 😭#Apparently this is ameero ka chochlapna#Mumma vo paise udayenge main nhi 😭😭😭#And hum log pass mein hi rehte hai broooo#Ahhh itni free ki scolding mil gyi faltu mein 🥺#Bus no hi boldete
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Mera toh duniya se bharosa uss din uth gaya tha jis din mujhe pata chala money plant pe koi money woney nahi ugg rahe
#Faltu hi naam de rakha hai ussko#MONEY plant#Sabse leechad gareeb paudha toh wahi hai#Bc ussko mitti bhi nahi chahiye#Purani bilseri ki bottle mein laga do#😀#Gajab bakchodi hai
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bhai ye ladko ka "axsually i have feelings for you" karna zaroori hai kya
#pata ni ekdum se ye feelings kahan se aajati hain#i mean good you expresed urself#but pls mujhe express mat karo#mujhe faltu mein kyu guilty feel karare#ughh kitna contradicting lagra
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@tooflessshii @kanha-sakhi look at your little sister 🙄
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no personal hate to anyone but ye jo log hai jo apne insta bio mai ‘कट्टर हिंदू’, ‘जय श्री राम’, etc etc. likhte hai, agar inse Ramayan, Mahabharat, Bhagwad Geeta- se kuch pooch liya jaye to shayad silence ya fir faltu bakwaas/arguments ke alawa aur kuch nhi hoga batane ko
#aur agar koi jai shree ram bol rha hai#meko koi problem nhi hai usse#im not a anti-hindu or whatsoever#but meko chidh iss baat se hoti hai ki jinko kuch pata nhi hia sanatan dharma ke baare mai#ya hinduism ke baare mai#but vo bolte aise hai ki#kya hi mai bolun ab#aur actually jinko deeply pata hota hai vo kabhi faltu bolte hi nhi hai#aur ye jo log hai- inka kaam to bas hate failana hai#indian problems#desi shit posting#desi teen#Hinduism#ab koi ye mat bolne aana ki bhai aise to muslims bhi hote hai#ya Christian bhi hote hai#hote hi hongey ofc hote hai#but i said what I'VE SEEN
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teehee-ing my way through life.
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Batao mein kaun 😋
Ummm since you're anon and idk I'm gonna say
Gian hain aap
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i just want like one day off 🥲
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Why does my body do this ?!?!?!? any kind of stress and this bitch will SLEEP
Like ohhh stress let's shut down
Like WHO SLEEPS FOR STRAIGHT 12 HOURS AND STILL FEELS SLEEPY WHEN THEY HAVE THERE BOARDS EXAM AFTER A MONTH
#apne aap se dukhi hogayi mea toh#kya karugi mea (´-﹏-`；)#kushu ki faltu bakwass#waking up is a real struggle:/#desiblr#desi teen#spilled thoughts#desi tag#desi
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I just watched Arjun: the warrior prince and I just want to say THE PLOT TWIST WAS LEGENDARY
#2012 ki baccho ki movie hai toh I dont think spoilers mark karna important hai but whatever. Spoilers!#I LOVED THAT TWIST SO MUCHHH#Mujhe starting mein lga ki random characters hai jo narrate kar rahe hai not for anything important-#BUT THEN JAB UTTAR NE BOLA KI HE THINKS ARJUN WAS A COWARD BECAUSE OF THE CHEER HARAN AUR#BRIHANALAA GOT SRSLY UPSET AUR FIR JAB USNE POOCHA KI “HOW DID YOU GOT TO KNOW ABOUT ARJUN?” AND SHE ANSWERED “KAHI SE NAHI” I KNEW KI KUCH#TOH FISHY HAI#I love this movie solely for that TWIST.#Baaki sab theek hi tha-#Duryodhan ka character design amazing lga imo but yuddhishtira aur arjun ko differentiate karne mein problem aayi#Because they looked the same-#Krishna ji ka mushkil se 3 scenes the but tab bhi I think the voice actor nailed it aur unhe itna powerful dikhaya!#Karna just seemed kind of meh#Same goes for Mahatma Vidhur and Bhishma Pitamah which sucked#And THEY COMPLETELY MASSACRED THE PERSONALITY OF MY BOI BHEEM#And i was literally crying when Shakhuni appeared on the screen 😭#But I loved Nakula and Sahdeva in here#Even if unki personality vaisi nahi thi-#And Dhrithrashtra ko faltu mein itna acha bnaya tha-#But the ending makes up for it all.#The ending AND the shiv ji ke saath ka fight scene#Shiv ji just coming in a disguise of an old rishi and beating Arjun with his stick was the best scene in the movie.#And i didn't liked the songs much as well-#Yaar vo training arc wale song mein girls were literally crushing on Arjun and I mean- I may have done the same if I was in dwaparyuga-#But it made me so uncomfortable 😭#Though Karam ki Talwaar was an amazing song#Anyways awesome movie 8/10#Mahabharat
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Meko "behas" karna bohot pasand hai
#what is your hobby?#“muh chalana”#“zyada bolna”#“argue karna”#“bak bak karna”#“faltu bolna”#I always got something to say too#i can argue with anyone about anything#it doesn't even have to something relevant to me#i just like to argue#for fun
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guess who sat down with her father and showed him all the chats with her friends because he said that all i do on phone is talk to my girl friends about whos looking good in which pic and which pic should be posted with which caption. guess how many such conversations we came across.
#zero#its so bold of him to assume that i go to pic worthy places with my friends or that we post alot or that i even have “post worthy” pics#sir the only stuff we talk about are either kaun kaunse subject me fail ho raha hai or kiska kab breakdown hua#your audacity to think that your daughter will have the time#and guts to do stuff like that given the house and the people she lives with is commendable#im sorry i do not have the luxury or the guts or the friends to go out and have fun at clubs and click sexy pictures for social media#he even said and i quote “ye ladkiyan aise hi chatting karti hain faltu ki” like ok first thats very shit thinking of you#and second even if they do aapko kya problem hai#youre a father of two girls GROW UP whats wrong with a girl feeling good about herself and her body and her face BRO BE FUCKING REAL
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