#false God My Dropkick

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She’s Yurine Hanazono  (花園 ゆりね) from the anime/manga Jashin-chan Dropkick ( 邪神ちゃんドロップキック ) (2018)  Her Seiyuu is Oomori Nichika.

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Wrestling Dontaku 2019 night 1 Review

In our opener, we had Ren Narita, Shota Umino and Tomoaki Honma up against Yuya Uemura, Yota Tsuji and Toa Henare. Tsuji and Uemura seem to have been developing a rivalry, as they absolutely destroyed each other whenever they were in the ring. Henare was kept out for most of the match, so naturally he dominated when he eventually tagged in. Narita and Uemura also were very aggressive when against each other, with commentary pointing out that Narita seemed to have Uemura’s number. And funnily enough, Uemura had a big advantage against Narita, but Narita caught him coming off the ropes with a beautiful bridging belly to bell suplex for the win.

Grade: B-. Pretty good stuff. I like the various feuds going on with the young lions, and I am curious to see where both Narita and Umino will be going for their excursions, which could be coming up soon enough. Either way, those two are the big faces of the Young Lions now, and they are very talented.

Next up, the Suzuki-Gun team of Minoru Suzuki, TAKA Michinoku, El Desperado and Yoshinobu Kanemaru against Jushin Thunder Liger, Ryusuke Taguchi, YOSHI-HASHI and Tiger Mask. Of course, the heels attacked before the bell, led to a brawl around ringside. At one point, Taguchi was on the top rope so Suzuki Gun could be thrown into his butt, but the heels fought the rest of his team off. They all gathered behind him in the ring as he got the crowd to cheer for him. Suzuki really tried to destroy Liger, holding a cross armbreaker for far too long, and continuing to attack him while the ref tried to check on Liger. The violence continued as the two tagged out, and TAKA came in to fight Tiger Mask. The two had a short sequence, but TAKA won after a single leg dropkick and a Michinoku Driver. After the bell, Suzuki continued to assault Liger on the outside.

Grade: B. This was alright, nothing spectacular. Mostly used to build up the Suzuki and Liger rivalry. Important that TAKA got the pin though, as that gives him a lot of momentum going into the Best of the Super Juniors. Other than that, it was a standard 8-man tag in New Japan.

Next tag match pitted Will Ospreay, Toru Yano and Togi Makabe against HIKULEO, Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa. BULLET CLUB jumped before the bell, making the two heel factions of New Japan kinda blend together. Yano had a funny segment where he was scared of both members of GOD, and also tried to get them disqualified by tossing them the removed ringpost. The heels really showcased their ferocity and teamwork, destroying both Makabe and Yano throughout the match with quick tags. Ospreay was putting in work, but even he had to put on the breaks when Jado nailed him with a kendo stick while coming off the ropes. After Yano and Makabe broke up a pinfall, they brawled on the outside with the Guerrillas, allowing Ospreay to get the win with an os cutter on Hikuleo.

Grade: B. Fine match, I liked the story. Ospreay is in a really strong position right now, where he can pin heavyweights consistently. That makes him a favorite in the best of the super juniors. However, I don’t know who will be challenging for the Tag Team Championships nor the 6-man belts in the future. That remains to be seen.

Then we had LIJ’s Tetsuya Naito, Shingo Takagi and BUSHI, against Kota Ibushi, SHO and YOH. Lots of intense rivalries in this one, and you can really feel it watching the match. Takagi in particular looked really good in this match, being able to go toe to toe with Ibushi. Takagi also nearly ate his first pinfall, after narrowly avoiding a 3k. However, the faces pulled it off, with Ibushi nailing Bushi with a kamagoye.

After the match, Ibushi got on the mic and asked Naito to answer him about the challenge for the Intercontinental Championship, and gave him until night 2 to find out. However, Naito just jumped in the ring and implied that he would have accepted the challenge for tomorrow night, but the card was decided. I guess we will have to see whether or not it happens. I think it won’t come until Dominion, but I would love to see that match on the already stacked night 2.

Grade: B+. Narrowly better than the other matches on the card, but better nontheless. The rivalries that filled this match made it more exciting, along with the quality of those invovled. Even though there wasn’t a lot of high spots, it was a good, fundamental match. Nothing more I can ask for.

Next up was Jay White, Bad Luck Fale and Chase Owens against Mikey Nicholls, Hirooki Goto and Juice Robinson. Robinson was dressed like Randy Savage, so that was exciting. Surprisingly enough, the faces were working incredibly well as a team, covering for each other and aiding when necessary. Owens started to steal Robinson’s punches, which made Robinson super pissed on the apron. White and Goto looked very good in this match, both coming across as the MVP’s for their team, although Robinson was very on point tonight. Owen’s looked like he might get yet another win over Robinson, but Robinson fought out of a package piledriver, and nailed pump friction for the win.

After the match, a video package played. It had the tag line of “time’s up,” it played footage of Robinson, and then left the date of the BOSJ finals. So it seems like whoever this is will be the next challenger for the US championship. Makes sense. As for who it may be, my guess would be Kawato. He went out for excursion to CMLL a while back, and given the highly Mexican feel of the video package, it could be him. But I also don’t know much about him, nor many Mexican wrestlers who may be jumping to new japan, so I could be wrong.

Grade: B+. This was the best of the multi-man tag team matches. White and Goto are not nearly finished with each other, Nicholls is still trying to really break out in New Japan, and Robinson is finally having a dominant title reign. I liked these stories going in, I like how Robinson really wrapped up his feud with BULLET CLUB, and I absolutely love the mystery set for the BOSJ finals. I like the storylines, and I liked the match.

Into a special tag match, EVIL and SANADA took on Kazuchika Okada and Tomohiro Ishii, their opponents for night 2. Okada is still getting a pop for having trunks rather than pants, which is so weird but awesome. The story being told here is how much Ishii and Evil hate each other, and also Sanada’s increasing ability to go the distance with Okada. Ishii hardly cared about Sanada, even when the two were in the ring together. Evil targetted Ishii’s legs in a move that could come back up during their singles match. Sanada looked great in this match, really flying around to take down Ishii, and he continued to wrestle to stalemates against Okada. A lot of this match was simple singles competition, but it really picked up when everyone started acting like a team. LIJ was able to hit Ishii with a magic killer, but refused to pin him. Instead he opted for the scorpion deathlock, in an attempt to embarrass Ishii. Okada tried to run interference, but was caught in skull end by Sanada. The referee eventually had to stop the match after Ishii was stuck in the scorpion deathlock for over a minute.

Grade: A-. I really liked this match. At first it seemed like a simple preview, though entertaining. However, as the match wore on and it became more of a tag match, the excitement really picked up. Big victory for Evil, even if Ishii didn’t actually tap. I think that he could pull out the victory again tomorrow night, and that would be a huge boost of momentum for the coming months. As for Sanada, he is really getting a big push right now, and I think the match will be awesome, but this match didn’t change my opinion on the outcome. Still, this match did make me excited.

Into the title matches, Taichi took on Jeff Cobb for the NEVER Openweight Championship. Taichi stalled like crazy in the beginning of the match. Taichi tried several dirty tricks early on, such as having Miho Abe (the lady that comes out with Taichi) distract Cobb so that he could get a shot in, although it did not affect Cobb at all. He also used Abe as a shield to prevent a suicide dive, enlisted the help of Yoshinobu Kanemaru to fight Cobb while the ref was down, and of course used the mic stand as a weapon. Cobb eventually fought his way back into the match, hitting an awesome delayed superplex. The match became a battle from behind for Taichi, whose strikes could rock Cobb, but couldn’t match his strength. At one point, Cobb hit a huge gutwrench suplex, only to pick him up again and hit a piledriver. Taichi did a great job of slipping out of the tour of the islands, countering one into a roll up. Right after that, Taichi pushed the ref and hit a low kick and a gedo clutch, but Cobb again kicked out. However, Taichi was on a role, hitting his superkick and black mephisto for the win and the NEVER Openweight Championship.

Grade: B+. Very good match, but not quite in A range. I thought the lay out and story of the match was quite good, the way Taichi had to continuously change his strategy to take out the incredibly strong Jeff Cobb. I am sad to see Cobb’s reign end so quick, especially since he is on a role right now, but he probably has too busy of a schedule to work in New Japan consistently. Makes sense. Taichi really does deserve a run, so I am glad to see that. Also, I realized midway through the show that the whole “winning streak” for Cobb that I mentioned in my predictions was false, cuz he lost at Honor Rising night 2. So I feel dumb, but I am fine with this outcome. Congrats Taichi.

And the main event, Taiji Ishimori vs. Dragon Lee for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship. The video package for this match focused a surprising amount on Hiromu Takahashi, so hopefully that means the return is soon. Lee came out with the Kamaitaichi mask on his head as well, another nod to Takahashi. Ishimori refused the handshake at the start of the match, which really set the tone for the rest of the contest. The pace that these guys wrestled at was inhuman, I loved it. Lee worked over Ishimori’s leg in order to slow him down, but that hardly worked. Ishimori opted to go for Lee’s mask rather than a body part, although it seemed to cause Lee just as much pain. At one point, Ishimori hit an awesome crucifix bomb for a near fall, and Lee came right back with a one arm powerbomb for a near fall. On the outside, Ishimori countered simply being thrown into the ring by handspringing off of the ropes on the outside, and then arm dragging Lee into the barrier. The two then kicked into a second gear, with Lee hitting a superkick, Ishimori a bicycle kick, Lee a snap german suplex, Ishimori a mexican destroyer, and finally a huge falcon arrow from Lee for a near fall. Ishimori was able to lock in a lebel lock for a long submission sequence. Lee fired up after a double knee gutbuster, hitting a bicycle knee, a reverse rana and a running knee for a near fall, and then the dragon driver for the win.

After the match, Lee put over Hiromu Takahashi, saying that the win was for him and that the match is waiting for Takahashi. Can’t wait.

Grade: A. Definitely match of the night. These guys blended together extremely well and put on an awesome, fast paced match. The strikes were hard, both competitors were desperate to win, and they put on a crazy show for everyone deserving of the main event. Dragon Lee has proved that he deserves the championship, and Ishimori still stays as a favorite for Best of the Super Juniors. The spots were just so brutal, but it was impossible to look away. Love this match, definitely recommend a watch.

Overall Grade: B+

Pros: Suzuki and Liger feud; Ospreay booking; Chaos + Ibushi vs. LIJ; Mystery US Title challenger; special tag match; NEVER Openweight Match; main event

Cons: no more Jeff Cobb

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Monday Night Raw-April 30th, 2018: First Hour

Hey what’s up, fam? Happy Monday to y’all. I had a stressful and anxious, but productive day. I hope you guys had a better day than I did, and I hope that we’re all ready for Raw!

Also, this week is going to be a busy week for me, so I don’t know when I’ll have my G.R.R thoughts up, or when I’ll get a chance to watch it. When I do, you’ll know!

Please let me know what you thought of the show! What was your favorite match? Favorite segment? Leave some comments, I’d love to hear from you! Please share the posts if you have a moment!

Opening- Roman Reigns

Wow, what a not warm welcome at all for Roman tonight. That was a massive amount of boos for Roman. I’m a little shocked, to be honest. I mean he’s not my favorite, but with all the shit he’s been going through with Brock and the company lately, I think he deserves at least some appreciation.

...when are we going to get our full-time champion? I’m not waiting another year for a new champion. 

Canada really does not like Roman oh dear. This is what happens when you force a guy to be the face of the company when no one wants him.

Samoa Joe came on the screen so suddenly it scared me honestly. He and Roman will be facing off at Backlash this Sunday, one-on-one. I’m predicting that Roman will walk away with a win. WWE needs to build him up again, make him a strong force again.

Jinder is now confronting Roman, claiming that he will beat Roman tonight? Are they fighting? Can they not? 

SAMI ZAYN IS OUT AND THAT POP HE GOT HAS WARMED MY HEART I ADORE THIS MAN

AND NOW KEVIN OWENS IS OUT AHHH THIS IS ALSO ANOTHER AMAZING CROWD REACTION AHHH

I live for Kevin and Sami speaking French to the crowd and them chanting French back to them.

They’re all fighting about who’s gonna face Roman, but I know as well as everyone else that this will somehow turn into a tag match.

Bobby Lashley has come to the aid of Roman, as well as Braun Strowman.

...I smell a 6-man tag, don’t you...

Elias vs. Bobby Roode

Apparently, the newest rumor surrounding Elias is that he is on his way to being the newest boy to get a push. I have mixed feelings on that, honestly. He can get behind all the other guys who deserve the push more than he does. Like Finn, as I keep saying. Where’s his push dammit?

Roode is doing okay on Raw thus far. He’s pretty much won every match he’s been a part of, except the loss to Elias last Monday, but he is a title-picture guy, not a mid-card competitor. WWE needs to treat Bobby appropriately, or they’re going to lose a great athlete.

Bobby just landed a picture perfect dropkick to the jaw of Elias. Bobby is so goddamned calculated with his moves. Dropkicks, blockbusters, Bobby will nail them every time. I think he’s being paired with Elias right now so Bobby can rub some of his veteran skills off on Elias. Elias is coming into his own as a wrestler, if he could only move away from the guitar a little bit.

Elias has taken the momentum away from Bobby in the match now, literally chucking Bobby all the way across the ring. Elias’ aggressive personality and in-ring work could help him if he gets a push, but I don’t know if he’s ready for the Universal Title push. Like he could beat Brock anyway, but still.

These guys are putting on a better match than I anticipated. Bobby and Elias were given time to fight, they’ve used it well, and this is a great match. Bobby is bringing the fight, but he can’t get too frustrated, or Elias is going to take that control back, like he just did.

A small package sequence led to Bobby being thrown into the ring post neck first by Elias, and he just bounced off the post and flew onto the floor, clutching his neck and chest in agony. I hope that this is not a true injury to Bobby, because he’s honestly selling it so well I cannot tell. The ref never really counted out Bobby, but Elias took a microphone anyway and announced himself as the winner. Elias is a good heel and all, but let’s actually finish a match for once, shall we?

Authors of Pain vs. Local Talent (Jean-Paul and Francois?)

Ugh, alright.

Stop with the local talent, and give AoP the tag titles now.

AoP slammed these guys. Next!

Seth Rollins

Well, in what I heard was a pretty good match last Friday, Seth retained the title and Finn was very upset and got a really bad cut on his eye. My brother texted me that Finn was bleeding really badly and I was ready to lose my shit at work. But congrats to Seth anyway, if Finn can’t get the title, then I’m glad Seth can.

It’ll be Seth vs. Miz, who is on Smackdown now, this Sunday. I can’t help but wonder if Finn will insert himself in that match at all. If he isn’t, he won’t have anything for this Sunday, and I absolutely hate that.

Seth is hyped up tonight. He is the true champion of Raw, and the greatest one we have right now. The crowd is so behind him, it’s insane. The crowd is truly amazing tonight, I wish I was there in person, but I’m feeling the emotion through my screen, and it’s amazing. As much shit as the WWE gives us, these are the best moments.

Finn is out now, sporting a black eye that just breaks my heart. And he spoke French! I’m dead!

FINN CHALLENGED SETH FOR THE TITLE TONIGHT GODDDDD

FINN JUST FUCKING SAID I LIKE THAT BUTT BUT HE MEANT BUT OH MY GOODNESS THIS SHOW

The title match is set!

The Miztourage is out now, presenting Seth and Finn with a new “business opportunity” to become the new four horsemen of the WWE. 

OH MY GOD FINN SNEAK ATTACKED SETH IS THIS PRINCE DEVITT WE’RE SEEING PLEASE GODDD PLEASE

I can’t wait for the title match now.

Sasha Banks vs. Ruby Riott

I am very exhausted with Sasha Banks. She was never a favorite of mine, and currently, I think she’s losing her pull with the fans. She’s got to step up her game somehow and win the crowd back, or at least turn heel and rewrite the character a bit.

I’m also feeling a little exhausted with the Riott Squad and Absolution alike. They bring the exact same things to the table, and they show no originality in their respective groups. I get excited with these women factions for a good while, but when they become stagnant like this, I lose interest. They cannot do the same things every week.

The crowd seems more into the match after a commercial break, and it looks like Ruby brought out some aggressiveness to bring Sasha down a bit. 

This match has a lot of false finishes, it’s...getting to be too long. 

Ruby just did this awesome backwards cannonball jump off of the top rope it was so cool! Sasha also kicked out of that how in theeee helllllll

With the help of Sarah Logan and Liv Morgan, Ruby was able to overwhelm Sasha and kick her off the top rope and pin her. 

That wraps up the first half of Raw. An interesting show for the time being, and that Finn/Seth segment oof my heart. The crowd is awesome tonight. I’m excited for that title match later!

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Jashin-chan Dropkick.

Alternative : 邪神ちゃんドロップキック ; 邪神与厨二病少女 ; False God My Dropkick ; Jyashin-chan Dropkick

Jashin-chan Dropkick summary: Jyashin-chan Dropkick is a violent slapstick comedy about a delusional gothic lolita, Yurine, who summons a demon girl with the tail of a cobra, Jyashin-chan. They'll have to live together -- until Yurine finds a way to send Jyashin-chan back to hell, or until Jyashin-chan kills Yurine. #MangaFeeds.com, #ReadFreeMangaOnline MangaFeeds.Com: Read manga online the latest manga comic book, updated daily: https://mangafeeds.com/post/jashin-chan-dropkick_1585939298

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Jyashin-chan Dropkick

Naziv: Jyashin-chan Dropkick Alternativni naziv: Dropkick On My Devil!!; False God My Dropkick; 邪神ちゃんドロップキック Trailer Izvorni materijal: Web Manga Premijera: 10. 07. 2018. Studio: Nomad Tip: TV Broj epizoda: Nepoznat

Sinopsis:

Jurine, glavni lik ove nasilne slapstick komedije, je Lolita koja jednog dana igrom slučaja prizove Đašin, devojku demona sa repom kobre. Njih dve moraju da žive zajedno dok…

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Lucha Underground Prodigal Son: part 2

Scene: Inside the temple Striker and Style prepare to call the next match as C.M. Punk’s music comes on. He enters from the top entrance behind the fans with a disgruntled look.

Striker: He claims he is the best in the world and he may very well be.

Styles: There is no doubt he is one of the best and that look on his face is one of unhappiness.

Punk enters the ring and asks for the Mic from the in ring announcer.

Punk: You know…(rubs his head) I’ve been here for three weeks and have yet to have a match. I should have had a chance at the Lucha Underground Championship right out the gate!!! For some reason Paulie decided that Lesnar got the nod over me. But no matter!!! I’m gonna win this match and….

Prince Puma’ s music comes on and cuts off C.M. Punk. He stands at the top of the stairs looking at the ring.

Striker: The Temple’s prodigal son has returned. He was the inaugural Lucha Underground champion and no doubt he’s here to slay the “Beast” as he is so well known.

Styles: I can’t think past this match Mat. This is sure to be one for the ages. The best in the world vs a fan favorite here in the Temple. The crazy part is only one will enter into the Gift of the Gods battle royal.

Puma has made his way into the ring and is now in a face to face stare down with C.M. Punk.

Striker: There is no doubt Joey that this match will provide highlights that will be talked about for years to come.

Styles: Both men have been split up so we can ring the bell.

The bell rings and C.M. Punk taunts Puma with a sarcastic face. Puma lunges in and the two tie up.

Striker: The action getting started here with a tie up and the two are dead even right now.

Styles: Both beginning to knee the other in the opposite sides. Puma strikes with an arm drag.

Striker: Punk right back up and takes down Puma with a clothesline, who springs right back up!!!

Styles: Now both men are facing each other with smiles on their face.

Striker: Clearly these men are well matched and it indeed will be a battle for that final spot in the Gift of the Gods battle royal.

Styles: Definitely as both men begin to move in a circle around the ring. Waiting for the other to make a move.

Striker: They come together in the center! Punk with mma like knees to the ribs of Prince Puma as he works him into a corner.

Styles: Punk beginning to stomp away at the ribs now as Puma slides to the mat. Head resting on one of the lower turnbuckles.

Striker: Here comes C.M. Punk with a running knee to the face of Prince Puma!

Striker: Punk is now picking up the remains of Puma. But counters with a stupidly loud chop!!!

Styles: Punk making a circle in pain now. And he walks into a stif right hand from Puma. Puma now making some punching combos on C.M. Punk.

Striker: Puma throwing him to the ropes and takes him down with a dropkick.

Styles: Puma picking up Punk but Punk gets a few kicks to the midsection. Punk now running to the ropes what’s this!?

Striker: Prince Puma tried to do the running cutter on Punk but C.M. Punk shoved Puma to the mat.

Styles: Punk picking him up and doing a body press like move on Puma. These guys are gonna go after each other with everything they for.

Striker: With only one spot left in the Gift of the Gods battle royal there is no doubt they will lay it all on the line.

Styles: Punk teasing maybe going for the Go To Sleep early. Up he goes.

Striker: Prince Puma counters with a poisoned Frankensteiner. Puma picking up C.M. Punk and setting him up on top of the turnbuckle.

Styles: Looks like he might be going for the Spanish fly.

Striker: Punk counters with an elbow to the side of Puma’s head. Now shoving Prince Puma to the mat.

Styles: What goes up must come down as C.M. Punk does that Macho Manesque elbow drop.

Striker: Punk again calling for the Go To Sleep!

Styles: Punk has Puma on his shoulders. Here comes the Go To Sleep!

Striker: But Prince Puma counters with a tornado ddt! Puma now dragging C.M. Punk over to the corner. Climbing the turnbuckle.

Styles: Puma hits the 630!!!! The cover One! Two! Three!!

Striker: Prince Puma is the final competitor for the Gift of the Gods championship battle royal!!! Which is coming up next!!!

Scene: Paul Heyman is sitting at his desk in what used to be Dario Cueto’s office. Heyman is writing on a piece of paper. Dario walks in with Matanza behind him.

Dario: You have my brother in tonight’s match but he is not in Jucio Des Dioses?

Heyman: No he is not. So I guess if he wants a shot at the Beast Incarnate he better win tonight.

Dario: No you see that’s not how it’s going to be.

Heyman: Oh no that’s exactly how it’s going to be. You see Dario, I know your used to throwing your weight around and it may impress some people. But I’ve been at this game a very long time. Your tactics do not scare me in fact I’m sure that the vast majority of the locker room is happy with the change in leadership. They favor me over you.

Dario: You may think that for now. Your days in that chair are numbered my friend.

Heyman: (Thinking face with lips curled in) Hmmmmm. You see all of what you said there was false. (Leans in) We aren’t friends Dario. Now get out of here your brother has a match to get ready for. Oh and I know he’s taken on your usual array of talent here but tonight he will have to deal with the likes of the man beast Rhyno. Then there’s also the homicidal, suicidal, genocidal Sabu.

Dario swallows hard and gets up and turns to leave the room.

Striker: Here it is!!! Championship time!!! Sixteen men and women are currently in the ring.

Styles: Absolutely right. In the ring we have Mack, Ivelisse, Son of Havoc, El Dragon Azteca jr , Taya, Spike Dudley, Bubba Ray Dudley, Dvon Dudley, Marty “The Moth” Martinez, Tommy Dreamer, Chavo Guerrero, Kobra Moon, King Cuerno , Texano, Rob Van Dam and the Prodigal son of Boyle Heights Prince Puma.

Cage’s music comes on.

Striker: Cage won his match to open things up tonight and now he’s coming out here to try and claim the Gift of the Gods championship.

Styles: His size and strength are sure to bring an advantage to him since you have to eliminate the other luchadores by throwing them over the top rope.

Cage enters the ring looking at the other sixteen wrestlers.

Striker: And Joey there is a lot of talent in that ring tonight.

Arabian music comes on.

Striker: Oh my goodness. Look at the top of the stairs.

Sabu at the top of the stairs points to the sky in signature fashion.

Striker: This man is a maniac. A very well decorated wrestler who has inflicted pain all around the world he will definitely be a great addition to the Gift of the Gods battle royal.

Styles: The Sucidal, Homicidal, Genocidal Sabu is now in the ring with some of the best luchadores in the Temple I cannot wait to see what happens when that bell rings.

Rhyno’s entrance theme comes on.

Striker: I’ve always wanted to say this!!! Gore! Gore!! Gore!!! The man beast Rhyno has set foot in the Temple. I cannot believe all the great talent that has come to the temple to mix it up with our already great roster!!!

Rhyno climbs in the ring and gets nose to nose with Cage.

Styles: Rhyno is scared of no one and he’s making it very clear of that to Cage!!

Matanza’s music comes on.

Striker: The very scary brother of Dario Cueto making his way to the ring accompanied by his brother making his way to the ring.

Styles: We saw this monster of a human being tangle with two other monsters a few weeks ago when we saw Brock Lesnar decimate some of the best that the Temple has to offer. Now we are so close to finding out who will be the Gift of the Gods champion. Who will get the opportunity to challenge Brock Lesnar for his Lucha Underground Chamionship?

Striker: Who wants to?

Styles: An even better question from my colleague Mat Striker as Matanza gets in the ring. The other nineteen wrestlers are backing away to the other side of the ring giving the monster Matanza plenty of room.

Striker: Gore!!! Out of nowhere Rhyno Gore’s Matanza Cueto! The match no under way and again a Paul Heyman guy has proven Matanza can be knocked off his feet!!

Styles: Cage quickly and violently power bombs Spike Dudley to the floor. That’s the first elimination of the match.

Striker: Look what’s waiting for Cage as he turns around. The other two Dudley boys. Here it comes!!!

Styles: 3D!!!!

Striker: It was almost as if the entire ring stood still for a moment as that incredible 3D took place. Matanza now choking the life out of Tommy Dreamer over in a corner.

Styles: Van Dam coming up and jumping on the back of Matanza. Monkey flips both men out of the corner!!

Striker: On one of the other sides of the ring. Kobra Moon has The Moth on outeredge of the apron. However it seems she is struggling to seal the deal as Marty continues to fight back.

Styles: El Dragon Azteca jr and Prince Puma both assist with a pair of dropkicks! We are now down to eighteen.

Striker: The Dudley’s wasting no time as they come up behind and flip Kobra Moon over the top rope.

Styles: Ivelisse eliminates Chavo Guerrero!!!

Striker: Taya mixing up with Sabu. She delivers a strong round house, giving one heck of a dizzy spell.

Styles: Oh man!!! As soon as Taya turned around RVD hit her with one of his roundhouse kicks!

Striker: Matanza double chokeslams the Dudley boys out of the ring!!

Styles: Dreamer slid out to get a Singapore cane and smacks Matanza across the back!

Striker: A poor decision on his part as Matanza slowly turns around and grabs Dreamer by the throat!!

Styles: Wait here comes El Dragon Azteca jr, Prince Puma, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Rhyno and Cage. They have him on the ropes!!! Wait!! Matanza eliminates Van Dam and Dreamer. The rest are shoved off in various directions!

Striker: Rhyno coming back for more! Matanza has him over the rope on the apron. Matanza going for a running shoulder but Rhyno pulls the rope down and out goes Matanza!!!

Styles: The man beast has just eliminated Matanza Cueto!!!

Striker: and Cage just powerbombed Son of Havoc to the floor!

Styles: Rhyno still on the apron as Puma has now begun trying to eliminate the man beast. Goes for a dropkick but Rhyno catches his feet and throws him violently to the floor.

Striker: Puma’s head hit the barricade pretty hard there.

Styles: Cage gets a ddt from Sabu . He’s now going for the triple jump moonsault.

Striker: El Dragon Azteca jr pushes Sabu to the outside!!! Yet another has been eliminated.

Styles: Ivelisse eliminates Taya with a tarantula like move.

Striker: That’s a bad idea as she is now on the apron. And King Cuerno takes advantage of it with a super kick to the jaw!

Styles: Texano throwing Rhyno in the corner. Rhyno puts his big boot in Texano’s face to counter being rammed with his shoulder.

Striker: Cage trying to dump El Dragon Azteca jr over the top rope but Dragon Azteca is holding on to the bottom rope!

Styles: Texano picks up the legs of Cage and tries to throw him out Cage does a hurracanrana and eliminates Texano.

Striker: Cage’s feet almost touched the floor but he maintained! Cuerno and Dragon Azteca fighting in the middle of the ring.

Styles: Mack comes over to try and push Cage off the apron but is met with a hip toss and is eliminated!!!

Striker: What a battle royal so far as we are now down to four! We have King Cuerno, Rhyno, El Dragon Azteca jr, and Cage. Cage getting back in the ring. Rhyno goes for a Gore but Cage counters with a Massive discus lariat!!!

Styles: Cage getting back to his feet. Wow!!! Super kick by Cuerno on the left side of his jaw!

Striker: And Dragon Azteca with a super kick to the right side of Cage’s jaw. Down goes Cage!

Styles : Cuerno and Dragon Azteca looking at each other. C'mon guy your wasting too much time. Get one of these guys outta there.

Striker: The duo picking up Cage and heading over the ropes. Cage with great awareness elbows both men in the side of the head and connects with a double clothesline!!

Styles: Rhyno getting back to his feet. He grabs Cuerno and puts him over his head.

Striker: Huge press to the outside good bye King Cuerno!

Styles: Cage tries to hit the Discus lariat again but Rhyno ducks! Gore!! Rhyno now picking up Cage on his shoulders for an electric chair drop. What’s this?

Striker: El Dragon Azteca jr climbing on the turnbuckle. Dropkicks Cage off of Rhyno’s shoulders to the outside! We’re down to two!!

Styles: Rhyno tosses Dragon Azteca into a corner and climbs up to start punching him in the head.

Striker: After five punches Dragon Azteca jr tries to dump Rhyno over the side we have a new champ!!

Styles: Almost but Rhyno hangs on and too much pre celebration by Dragon Azteca in the ring look out!

Striker: Gore!!! Rhyno picking up what’s left of Dragon Azteca. He throws him over the rope!

Styles: But El Dragon Azteca jr grabbed the wrist of Rhyno. Pulls him into a clothesline.

Striker: Dragon Azteca jumps over Rhyno, hits him with a super kick. Rhyno tumbles out of the ring to the floor! El Dragon Azteca jr is your new Gift of the Gods champion!

Styles:From start to finish this match had a bunch of amazing moments. Congratulations to El Dragon Azteca jr on becoming the Gift of the Gods champion. Next week we start the Jucios des Dioses.

Striker: I’m Mat Striker and for my colleague who was so helpful in sitting in one more week Joey Styles. This has been Lucha Underground.

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