#fallingstrength

[deathsfavoriteintern-blog]

Loud raspberry noises at.

[wavexrider]

(( I hate to be the bearer of bad news but your girlfriend wants nothing to do with you. She moved on. To me. ))

.... Okay, if this were true, then why didn't she tell me?

I'm going to guess you're bullshitting me but since I have no idea where she stands anymore. I'm going to ask her myself

[thebrokenboyking-archive]

           "You know that's on video, right?"

[mercenarydealer]

❝ You almost knocked over your alcohol with your knife. ❞

zombieland quote meme

     ❝ It's called multi-tasking, sweetheart. ❞

[ofkansasarchive-blog]

fallingstrength

                    ❝ You're very tall. ❞

[deathsfavoriteintern-blog]

"Am I the only sibling of ours you haven't shagged?"

[coinquinatus]

"So what are you going to do to me now?  Why not just kill me--get it over with."

[wavexrider]

★

★ :A socially unacceptable thought they've had

Usually Salem is fairly clean with his thoughts. He doesn't think obscure things in public because he does know of the supernatural world, and there might be a mind reader.

But, when his thoughts do run away from him it's because of (depending on the verse) his lover or someone super hot. It could either be "I'd ride that." or "His face would look good between my legs."

[repentiisms-archive-blog]

"Are you threatening me?"

starter sentences

“I’m askin’ you which righteous dick you are.”

[malusangelus-archive-blog]

asksammysbigbrother replied to your post:fallingstrength replied to...

oh god. the images. Dean is grossed out beyond repair.

i am so sorry dean but i figure in for a penny, in for a pound

supernxvaa replied to your post:fallingstrength replied to...

ohmYFUCKIGNGOD

aREN'T PEOPLE THE BEST??? "I LOVE UR URETHRA BUT IT WOULD LOOK BETTER WITH MY DICK INSIDE IT"

fallingstrength replied to your post:fallingstrength replied to...

"Yes this wine is excellent! where by chance did you buy it?" "I stuffed it into my vagina for 9 months. It came out screaming lemme tell ya."

omfg i'm crying

fallingstrength replied to your post:screams internally

I’m like 90% sure her dad was a hose

sTOP you're actually gojng to make me pee myself

[mercenarydealer]

♒

send a ♒ and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours

     ❝ There's blood on your shirt. ❞

[ofkansasarchive-blog]

"The human world is a mess."

Little Mermaid setence meme

         ❝ How do you suppose it could be fixed? ❞

[deathsfavoriteintern-blog]

ozzy is very interested in this boyfriend fella of you twoses

gotta pass the big bro inspection. its law.

[wavexrider]

My Tumblr Crushes:

thegrimsoldier

archangel-dimmock

ivegotbrawnandbrains

oh--thatbane

fallingstrength

samsxprotector

thehopelessromanticrp

quodoculispurpuram

casorpiedeanwinchester

Yooooooo

[thebrokenboyking-archive]

[peacesign]

if i receive 5 ✌ i will post a photo of mun

5/5

[malusangelus-archive-blog]

fallingstrength replied to your post:fallingstrength replied to...

i meant more for a woman but yes you’re right. also; CUCUMBER DOWN A DUDES URETHRA???? HOW???????????

omg what if you stored it in your fanny for nine months and then gave birth to the contents of a bottle of wine

oH MY GOD IT WAS DISGUSTING basically the guy like stretches his urethra over time and then you stuff things down it and have a wank and it's meant to feel like being wanked from the inside out but i dont??? apparently people have gone big enough to fit a penis down it and they've have like urethral sex wHAT????