#fakepriest

[yoakenouta]

Rin.

ㅤㅤAS soon as she hears the voice of her nightmares, she immediately turns on her heels and begins to speed walk the other direction.

[rake-rake]

@fakepriest replied to your post “”:

plot twist he scored higher just to sow discord among these two :)

KOTOMINE KIREI CORE

[soulgathered-archived]

✏️ for emer 😇

*at a zoo*

Emer: What are they in for?

Kirei: Emer, this isn't prison.

Emer: So they can leave?

Kirei: No, but-

Emer, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Emer: You’re alive.

Kirei: No need to sound so disappointed.

Kirei: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Kirei: Not you Emer. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

BONUS:

Kirei: Hopefully Hime has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings.

Hime: Oh, shut up and die Kirei.

incorrect quotes meme ( accepting ) // @fakepriest .

[madamhatter]

thief, thief!

"Am I a thief to you?" Although she often shies away from attention, the seamstress has a peculiar knack for being self-involved in affairs that matter not to her. "Never in my life have I stolen—be it physical materials or intellectual property."

What she might be guilty of, albeit reluctantly admitting it, is trespassing! In the eyes of the law and her eyes, there is far bigger difference! Indeed, thievery is a graver crime than merely breaking and entering (according to her)! 

The English woman retorts sharply, "A real red-handed criminal is amidst us!" Narrowed eyes stare down at the accused, the man clothed in saintly robes. A sanctimonious claim! "The man who's stolen hearts is Father Kotomine." 

Father Kotomine might take this as a backhanded compliment in Sophie's long-winded way. After all, wouldn't a thief of hearts need a certain degree of charm and physical irresistibility to them?

[nulltune]

baby?

unprompted,  always accepting !!   @fakepriest  ♡

baby ...  a dispassionate expression is a constant, no reaction from the baby hakuno,  gaze only listlessly staring at the other—  until,  she blinks once,  and proceeds to unceremoniously kick the baby father kotomine.

there can only be one.

[lyriccl]

@fakepriest replied to your post:

slams bible on the table.

Hisses.

[duunswitch]

✏️

Kirei: I just ended a five year relationship. Leanne: Oh no, are you okay? Kirei: It's okay, it wasn't mine.

[dnangelic]

OF COURSE IT'S THE PRIEST THAT GETS FIRST DIBS ON HIM

[sciobtha]

@fakepriest​ replied ; cu just making the rounds around the house leaving the toilet seat up, the windows open, THE OVEN ON-

       ❝ Hey, hey listen up, that was a lil slip up alright-. ❞ It wasn’t.

[fragmentm]

@fakepriest // starter call (accepting)

"Mister, I heard from other Servants that you own a dog. Is that true? May I see it? Oh, I have never seen a dog, how exciting." Excited about the prospect of someone having a dog of all things in Chaldea, Caster simply could not stay still. Her fingers crossed, she looked up towards the figure that some had warned for her to stay away from, with eyes sparkling from excitement.

In truth she only had simply overheard some talk of the man having a dog, but that alone had filled her with excitement. Oh, how lovely. She truly loved kind animals. 

"How did you come to acquire one? Is he part of your Spirit? Is that how you are able to have him here in Chaldea as well?" Looking up at the towering figure of the darkly dressed man, the questions she asked him seemed to be never-ending.

[yoakenouta]

@fakepriest replied:

Who is terrorizing you, master? I shall deal with them at once.

ㅤㅤ" HAVE you considered you're part of the problem ?! " He was 100% doing this on purpose.

[rake-rake]

@fakepriest replied to your post “do u care her”:

kirei vc no

"You're still my favorite master, wolverine!"

[nobuverse]

@fakepriest said: “Why do they always insist on being so difficult?“ for Jeanne if you'd like :3

Lucifer Sentence Starters

"I find....most people lack motivation without intervention. I think it's just something in human nature"

She replies the best she can to his frustrations. She can understand the desire to move things forward, to be impatient in the presence of inaction. She had witnessed much of that in her time; as people grew fatigued from the decades of war.

"I wonder if I would have been any better, had the saints not spoken to me directly - have you ever heard them, father?"

[pseudomonacarriea]

@tenkoseiensei:

ill smuggle ya one lil guy

Yan Qing you’re a hORRIBLE influence. The pout ceases and he’s happy! Will you try it with him?

@jaakunxkaze:

Kotaro vc: No he is banned and now so are you!

Kotaro vc: And pounting doesnt works for me!

@fakepriest​:

Ineffective

aNGIE POUTING!!

[pitchdarkhook]

@fakepriest replied to your post “thonking.... twin piece?”:

why the fuck you never sleep, why you never sleep mmm oh my god please go to sleep (to the rhythm of why the fuck you lyin')

​FNJAFJKFA FKEANB HELP NOT YOU TOO MI WIFE GODDD

[somnim]

What up Leonardo

Go die in a ditch.