#fakemon irl

[tannuki-in-training]

//a bit different from my usual posts but this is a big artfight attack I finished yesterday!! It's an attack on @pokemonshelterstories and obviously pokemon themed so I wanted to post it here <3

Other characters: @aquaspiderart , artisticmiaou , @olaxisap , @s4ndwitch3s , @kingspacebar

[oreburghminingmuseum]

Velocivolt Rock/Electric Reconstructed from a bird fossil found in Galar, Velocivolt is a small flightless bird pokemon. While it lacks the electric abilities of its older form, Nykazolt, Velocivolt is a pokemon capable of incredible speed and agility, presumably to keep it safe from predators.

Nykazolt Rock/Electric The evolved form of Velocivolt, its feathers are charged with incredible electric power, and it often shakes them loose as a form of attack, though it will also slice apart foes with its deadly electric arm blades. These blades can also be used to glide an impressive distance with a running start.

Some extra information: - It is thought that this fossil pokemon once lived in rocky and mountainous terrain due to their claws built to dig and grip onto sheer mountain surfaces. - The pads of the pokemon's feet are almost rubbery, and thought to act as a grounding mechanism for large electric attacks. - They're carnivores- presumably feeding on smaller mammalian pokemon and pokemon eggs.

Thank you [Anonymous] For donating this fossil so we can continue to learn more about this species of pokemon!

[quillpokebiology]

New Pokemon: Spitillar, Orcoon, Drorchid

Pokemon researcher and artist, stARTboi on Inksaygram, has discovered a 3 potential new pokemon, all from the same line! Their names are Spititillar, Orcoon, and Drorchid!

Spitillar

Spitillar is known as "The Cradle Flower Pokemon," and is a pure bug type. When eggs, their mothers will hide them in flowers where they will be fed until they evolve. They're very popular in the fashion industry, and a lot of trainers use them as inspirations for clothes.

They're really small, only being about 8 centimeters. Their abilities are either Flower Veil or Honey Gather.

Orcoon

Orcoon is the evolution of Spitillar and is also known as "The Cradle Flower Pokemon." They're pure bug types as well.

Once Spitillar evolves, they are trapped by the petals of the flower they held. They don't do much, preferring to sleep all day and gather sunlight. They know when they're ready to evolve when their flower blooms. Their abilities are either Flower veil or Shield dust.

Drorchid

The final stage! Drorchid is a Bug/Dragon type and is known as "The Blooming Pokemon." Drorchid is bigger than its pre-evolutions, being about 3'1.

Once Orcoon's cocoon is finally open, it becomes the majestic Drorchid. Drorchid love to eat old clothes, and they love making things out of them coats for their young to wear as well. They are commonly used by people in the fashion industry for their beautiful appearance, ability to make clothes, and caring and calm nature.

I think this pokemon is very pretty, and even if it isn't proven real by researchers yet, I'm glad this researcher found it.

Ooc: I've seen a lot of people mention how it looks like Valerie. The guy who designed it said that he got inspiration from Valerie since he thought it'd be neat to see a pokemon that resembles her

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

Hey, all trainers, professors, gym leaders, even team leaders, send me pictures of your most babiest Pokemon and I will rate them on the level of baby they are based on: size, cuteness, goodestness, and silliness

[historianofgalar]

Folklore Pokemon: Sāriknight

Sāriknight is a mythical pokemon that appear in many beliefs and folklore related to Arceus. They have the appearance of Gardevoir and Mega Gardevoir, but with differently shaped ears, completely green (sometimes yellow) eyes, lighter hair, and wings. They are said to be messengers of Arceus. While they originated in Hoenn of them being messengers of Rayquaza, beliefs of them soon spread around the world, and are now most commonly associated with the Arceus faith.

(Artwork of one in an old folklore book written in the late 1500s)

Their name comes from the word "Sār" meaning "princes" and "Sirknight," which is their Hoenn name. Legends state that these pokemon often give messages to humans through dreams or unown, with some sources even stating that they give prophecies using these methods. Despite their supposed strength, Sāriknight was stated to not be as strong as legendaries, but more powerful than the average mythical.

//this can be used by anyone if you credit me!

[metaoflocasol]

I found this weird egg at my doorstep…

Something isn’t right about it, however… It’s cold, metallic, and cube shaped. An X-ray showed that there is certainly a living creature inside it, but I don’t recall ever hearing about one of these types of eggs before…

No note, no person, no nothing. Our Rockruff didn’t even bark!

@eggs-are-my-passion, sorry to disturb you, but do by any chance know what type of egg this is?

[dakota-and-paris]

For those curious I compiled a bit of information about Lilosian Pidoves!

They are a very popular pet pokemon in the town of Twistvale and even when they're not pets you can find them all over the place just like here in Unova! Though in Twistvale they have huge bird houses that they all go to roost in at night and if you ever visit I definitely recommend going because they're so so friendly and will eat right out of your hand if you offer something to them(or if you don't lol, I've definitely gotten my snacks stolen a couple times)

They also come in a lot of styles and variations but the most common is the one pictured above- but they also come with speckles and spots and in different colors like black, blue and brown apart from the standard red (I've even seen a couple of more golden ones before!)

They're very sweet- and I would show you my pal Denton who lives at the shop with me as an example of their fully evolved forms but he's pretty camera shy and I don't have any good pictures from when he was little...

I love Unovan pidoves too!! Their little tufts of hair make it look like they have crowns and it's so so cute I also love the sleek look of their black beaks and wings! They're like a whole different species compared to the fluffy lilosian boys :D

[alexanders-pokemon-adventure]

Endless Mountains Region Pokédex.

[teamphobia]

Shame on them both.

[oreburghminingmuseum]

Coelevish Rock/Water Reconstructed from a fish fossil found in Galar, Coelevish are the unevolved counterpart to the much larger Dunklevish. Coelevish feed on small crustacean pokemon and have a generally mellow demeanor, they have hard armor on their face and aren't bothered by many other aquatic pokemon species. Dunklevish Rock/Water An incredibly large fossilized fish pokemon- Dunklevish- despite its dopey appearance is an incredible predator of the deeper seas. It will eat just about anything that can fit in its mouth, and is a very fast swimmer. Hard armor on its face and sides also protects it from most attacks. Some other facts: - This pokemon has an incredible bite force despite its appearance! - It also has the habit of spitting up its preys bones after consuming it.

Thank you [Anonymous] For donating this fossil so we can continue to learn more about this species of pokemon!

[quillpokebiology]

OOC: Sayings that need to become Pokemon

I was thinking about how Foongus and Amoongus were "There's a fungus among us" so why not add some more?

'Snug as a Bug in a rug'

Obviously needs to be a bug type. Obviously, the whole line doesn't have to do with sleeping. But imagine the bug was based off a tent moth or something, and the middle evo could be lime a cocoon, but the cocoon was a literal tent. (I looked it up and that's already a fakemon bt Brian12 on Deviantart and that makes me very happy) But since that already exists, it could be moon based or lamped based them, with the middle one being a sleepy bug.

'Sleep Tight, don't let the Bed Bugs bite'

Actually, this could be a combo of the one above. The caterpillar stage could be the Snug bug in a rug, where the pokemon wraps itself in a cozy silk blanket, the middle evo could be fully engulfed in a bed like cocoon where it's 'sleeping tight' and don't let the bed bugs bite could be a dark/bug or bug/ghost or ghost/dark type bed bug/moth/spider thing that will bite children when they sleep and depending on the type, sucks the blood from them or sucks the life from them.

'Ignorance is Bliss'

A happy-go-lucky pokemom that enjoys doing whatever and erasing the bad memories of anyone. It could be a mythical.

'Fight or Flight'

I actually made this one if 5th grade, and it's actually one of the favorite fakemon I've made. It was a blue cloud bat that that had a unicorn horn. It was like a mixture of Togekiss, Swoobat, and Altaria if that makes any sense. But it could evolve into a pokemon called Cloufree, a flying/fairy type, or Cloustorm, a flying/fighting type. Actually, I'll probably revise the fakemon and post it here, since as much as I love them, I can't stand the old art of them.

"When Pigs Fly'

A flying type pig. That's it. Honestly, if I ever draw these, I'm definitely adding a lot more elements to it since I don't just want it to be a pig with wings.

'A blessing in disguise'

This would probably be a mythical pokemon as well. It could be like a helper of Arceus that resembles the angels we see in media. This pokemon is known for its disguises, watching people and giving good fortune to those it deems kind-hearted. It would have the same ability as Zorua/Zoroark, going into battle disguised as the last pokemon in your party.

'Curiosity killed the cat'

Not much we can do with it, but I just like the idea of a Ghost/normal type cat pokemon. It could have a similar position to Greavard, and even be a counterpart to it. Also, did you know that the full saying is; "Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back?"

Knock on Wood

It'd be a pokemon based on Pinnochio, but it would also be the puppeteer. Many years ago, this Pokemon was made by a puppeteer, but when its master died, the pokemon wanted to honor his crafts by making their own own puppets. Do they take pieces of wood from trees and make wooden puppets of their own, giving them life with their psychic powers. This pokemon will have little wooden stick puppets follow it around, like how Dragapult have Dreepy follow them around.

That's all I can think of right now. While I'm probably going to draw a lot of them, feel free to use these ideas yourself, or add to these ideas!

[welcome-to-nakos]

should I explain what a Nano is or...

[the-daycare-pokecenter]

When I tell you mates that there are evil team members in the lobby right now. My job rn is just work the counter PLEASE

[professor-sandalo-fakemonblog]

You're a professor specialising in genetic conditions (among other things), yes?

I thought you might be interested to learn about my Gastrodon, Moran. I rescued her as a Shellos from a reef that had experienced an oil tanker spill, and was quick to discover that she was affected very acutely. More so than most of her peers in the area.

I came to discover that she lacked the protective membrane of mucus that most Gastrodon have. Instead, her squishy flesh is just porous and open to the world.

Come to find she has a genetic mutation that causes the glands that would produce said mucus to instead just grow odd crumbly keratinous cysts.

To prevent constant invasive treatment, her glands were injected with a solution that basically solidified them and stopped their function.

Now, after recovering from the spill, her only real symptoms are being very dry and even weaker to fire types than the standard.

Thought you might find that interesting.

Oh, wow! Sorry, for the delay in response, but that IS quite fascinating. Have you noticed any other symptoms? And that poor dear, those cysts must have been awful. I’m glad she was able to get some kind of relief. Have you been able to find any way to protect her skin? None of my ‘mons have that specific problem, but a couple, like my eevee Joan, have sores and I have to use Vaporine to protect their skin and things

[sacrificial-jewels]

Oh my jewels.. they are so smol...i love them