#fake update accounts

[slimecicle-undates]

Charlie slimecicle says you should use your local library System.

Get a library card, use the computers, read a book on the couch, ask for help from the librarians, go to the events they host, look at the boards they have on the walls for local events, study, read a book in another language you are reading, take your kids there to meet other kids, hang out after school there, wait for a ride there, hang out before work, browse the audiobooks, and more.

There is so much you can do at a library just go and do it.

[rtgame-undates]

Daniel RTGame is causing the Irish reunification of 2024!

[01-05-sl]

01-05-SL is currently contained. further monitoring the unit.

[ranboo-undates]

just found out its my job to tell you about the "residents" we "house" so.

welcome to the facility, blah blah blah. all you need to know is don't go into the "rooms" alone, never go in without food or a toy, please keep bumpercar the mouser cat away from slimes "room" he keeps getting goop in cars fur, and keep racecar in ranboo's area they get weird when we take that cat away.

uhhhhh if a camera is broken send an ask or smth to one of our accounts we check these more than the company facebook messenger. manager is a weird boomer or smth.

the airlocks on the west end dont work but we have an audio file of the noise just play that on your phone REALLY loud and manager thinks it works still, its too much work to get it fixed, one of the interns can send it your way.

OH dont touch slime's monitor's coffee. we lost a tech last week to it. i think its feeding them to slime? idk i dont care enough about them to keep track.

im NOT doing the next training video. not my circus not my monkeys. if you need me im under my desk crying.

[slimecicle-undates]

Charlie Slimecicle says Sparkle on!

[slendermans-lover]

Fake Updates Incorporated does not take any responsibility in any actions done by any unit (whether thats 01-05-SL, 11-17-RA, or 06-06-SM)l.

please contact us if you have any inquiries using this account.

[delicatepointofview]

yo the louis blacklist topics for the radio interview i'm dying

[mummer]

TRUTH NUKE

[ranboo-undates]

oh god whats the procedure

Hi tumblr what’s the haps

[a-random-warrior]

Hfjone au where ONE is never started because Airy found a bunch of cats in the dimension he was teleported to

[slimecicle-undates]

Charlie Slimecicle?

[rtgame-undates]

Daniel RTGame eats rubiks cubes when he can't solve them!

[slimecicle-undates]

Charlie Slimecicle Is a Green Mississipi Watersnake!

idk if this was already asked, but Slimecicle?

Dsmp or any other thing with him idk I just like Slimecicle :3

-An unnamed silly

Slimecicle is a Green Mississippi Watersnake!

[01-05-sl]

please help, i think i saw 01-05-SL today. do you have any tips for what to do if you come across the unit? and is it properly contained at the moment?

01-05-SL is currently contained and closely monitored. if you have any sightings, please immediately exit the vicinity. Your best options are to enter a densely populated area, or Go Home. if you choose go home, lock windows and doors, and cover all glass to see into the building. 01-05-SL is not a threat to the public as of this moment, please continue to watch and listen for further updates.

[ranboo-undates]

SERVER ERROR

ALL SYSTEMS DOWN

[samixayn]