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evan peters as ralph bohner in agatha all along
#WE WON#ralph bohner#quicksilver#peter maximoff#fake pietro#pietro maximoff#evan peters#american horror story#tate langdon#kit walker#kyle spencer#jimmy darling#james patrick march#kai anderson#austin sommers#colin zabel#warren lipka#we can't be friends#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#marvel#wandavision#xmen#girlblogging#tumblr girlies#this is a girlblog#stan bowes#max cooperman#cooper day
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I know it probably doesn't actually mean anything, but I like that Fietro always had his hands partially covered (besides the outfit he wears in the opening of episode 6) because it’s either a) clever costume foreshadowing that he’s hiding something--like his real identity and working for Agatha--and isn't trustworthy, or b) this poor guy is just freezing all the time and he can’t do anything about it because he’s mind controlled
#i like to think he's just cold all the time and is internally like 'why won't anyone fix the thermostat :('#peter maximoff#quicksilver#ralph bohner#wandavision#fake pietro#peter maximoff truther#evan peters
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wandavision family
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#wandavision#wandavision icons#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff icons#fake pietro#pietro maximoff#pietro maximoff icons#fietro#vision#vision icons#marvel#marvel icons#billy maximoff#billy maximoff icons#tommy maximoff#tommy maximoff icons#icons without psd#icons#avengers icons#avengers
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i LOVEEEEE the way you write leo <33333 he’s so sweet and perfect and hot and perfect and amazing and perfect
THANK YOU <333333 he literally is the perfect man.
Leo Valdez is the type of boyfriend to take a fuckton of pictures of you, half of which are on polaroids or film cameras bc he likes sticking pictures of you in his phone case. you look so gorgeous, so organically etherial and happy in every shot he gets of you that people think they're like,, those bonus polaroids you get sometimes with albums. they think he got them from pinterest for the aesthetic. he informs those people that "nah that's actually my s/o aren't they so fuckin gorgeous lol" and people don't believe him. all his stem bro friends have no fucking idea how he bagged you, and he's used to guys thinking he made you up until they meet you. they get fucking whiplash when you're like "no no HE'S the catch in this relationship. I would commit war crimes to keep that man happy I love him to death and back. that's not a euphemism." you both just love and cherish each other so much. he talks to his mom about you all the time. anytime anyone who knows him wants to talk to him all they have to do is ask about you or whatever project he's working on and he lights up like a fucking christmas tree. his mom loves you. all her worries that Leo would fall for someone who wouldn't treat him right (which in all fairness he does have a bit of a track record for) fly out the window with you. Esperanza trusts you with her son which is literally the highest honor you could ever recieve. it's not something you take lightly and it's absolutely something you cherish and take care of every day.
#drabbles#leo valdez#leo valdez drabbles#leo valdez x reader#heroes of olympus#heroes of olympus drabbles#heroes of olympus x reader#barking growling woofing#my eyes turn into little hearts when I think about him#takes polariods boyfriend x takes camcorder videos girlfriend#i get actual cravings for this man#idk what to do about that lol#me 🤝 leo having incredibly questionable taste in men/women/people#i watched wandavision today and i regret to inform you that i was in fact very attracted to fake pietro#new low guys lol#specifically 90s fake pietro?????????? why was that attractive?????????????#first luke cooper now this?????#am i just doomed to fall for every dickwad cameo part played by evan peters????????#looks like it#ALSO HOLY SHIT MALADAPTIVE DAYDREAM FUEL#50s!LEO???????#80s!LEO??????????#as someone with a soft spot for vintage sitcoms and chronic im in love with a book character i dont think wanda did anything wrong#like#girlboss#id do the same thing tbh#like how could i not#come on#i made 50s through 2010s outfits for me and leo on my shoplook bc of that#90s leo is my favorite
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Lots of Love
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dark master list
Post AoU (WandaNat)
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TW: Mentions of Hydra, Ultron, Pietro Death
It has been four months since Pietro Maximoff was killed by Ultron.
In those months, no one had grieved more than his sister, Wanda Maximoff.
Between leaving the only home she'd ever known in the worst state it had ever been in—the culture shock of America. Testing, training, and above all else, trying to live free once again... it hasn't exactly been easy for the young woman.
Sure, the team, The Avengers, have tried to be there for Wanda. Steve acting as a mentor and trainer for her abilities. Sam there for a good laugh when he wasn't tracking down leads for Steve's missing friend. Clint becoming somewhat of an Uncle with trips to the farm to see little fat Nathaniel and is always there to help with any questions regarding her newfound home.
For instance, a few weeks after Clint got Wanda her first-ever phone, she was confused by words and phrases being thrown at her.
"Clint." Wanda, with her accent still heavy, approached the man who had an arm around his wife as the two sat in the living room watching some reality trash. Wanda secretly stayed up late and watched the night before. "Sam texted the chat and said, lol,what does this mean?"
"It means lots of love," Clint responded without a second thought, earning a slap on the arm from Laura. "Not it doesn't." "Yes, it does." He countered. "Wanda." Laura sat up. "It used to mean lots of love. But everyone uses it to mean laugh out loud nowadays."
While Laura's explanation correct. It confused the witch even more. She looked at her phone and back to Laura. "So when I wrote, Sam Clint mentioned he was going to work on the house today and show me how to tend the horses, but all he's done is sit on the couch for the last two hours. Is this normal? He thought I was joking?" Wanda states, deeply unaware of how insulting the text sounded to none other than Clint's one good ear.
However, Laura laughs hard as Wanda stands beside the couch with an awkward feeling around her.
Clint musters up the strength within him to let Wanda know that, yes, Sam thought she was joking and that maybe she doesn't have to be Avengers-level observant when on the farm.
"Anyways, Birdman clearly doesn't understand the amount of work I do, but he will during training on Monday." Clint winks at Wanda, who shrugs. "I guess." Wanda still a little lost answers, honestly.
"Here, why don't you come sit, and I'll get started on those chores." Clint has Wanda take his place while Laura gets ready to start lunch. "You okay, though, right?" The guy with the weapon choice of two strings and stick asks, earning a nod from Wanda.
Truth be told, Wanda was doing better today. She just kept getting lost in her thoughts. She was excited to be an Avenger. To help others. Fight for the greater good. Save people from a cold, abused life she had while with Hydra. But training was exhausting. Especially when her powers grew more and more each day, that just meant pushing herself further and further.
Sometimes it worked. Like when she could lift and move Steve several feet in the air.
But there were still setbacks. And those hurt Wanda. It made her feel small, like no one would trust her if she accidentally threw Vision just a little too hard into a stack of mats one more time.
Thankfully, Vision has an indestructible head.
But you see what I mean? These last four months haven't exactly been easy for the young woman.
"You start with Romanoff this week, right?" Laura asks as she enters the room again.
There was the last little kicker—the Black Widow.
Ever since the red jacket incident, the only women on the team haven't said, well.. anything to each other. But the two women knew why. Natasha intimidated the younger woman, while Wanda's powers frightened and angered Natasha.
Years of trauma and memories were pulled back to the front of Natasha's mind in a snap, and it destroyed her. Days after the fall of Sokovia. No one saw Natasha.
Days turned into two weeks before Steve was surprised to find her alone in the vast training room before sunrise. Knuckles and feet bloodied. However, she still didn't talk. And when she did, it was in Russian. Something the old man didn't know.
The only person on the team to know Russian. To be able to communicate with Natasha was playing host to the enemy from three weeks prior.
And then the witch was back in the compound. Everyone greeted her. Except one. Everyone showed her around. Except one. Everyone apologized and tried to make conversation about the rise and fall of Ultron. Except two. Tony and Natasha. But Stark is a story for a different day.
So those weeks turned into months, and Wanda and Natasha could be in the same room, but whenever the younger one opened her mouth, the older one would leave, not without a glare or longing stare of curiosity. Those became normal.
So when the question was asked. "You start with Romanoff this week, right?" Wanda started praying to everyone and anything that Natasha Romanoff wouldn't kill her.
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Wanda and Clint step into the smaller gym reserved for Wanda's training. "Don't sweat it. I talked to her." Clint tried to reassure the enhanced individual, but what he says does the opposite. "Thanks, Clint." She manages to reply through a panic hidden beneath her smile. "Should I warm up-"
"You're late!" The booming voice of Natasha scares Wanda and Clint. "In the future, Clint, if I say I want Wanda here at 7, what time do you think I mean?" Clint rubs the back of his neck, realizing his fuck up. "6:30." Wanda gives Clint a crazy look as he hides his face. "So she's late," Natasha emphasizes. "You can go."
"But I thought I would..." His voice trails off as Natasha raises her eyebrow. She's in a mood already, and Clint doesn't want to end up on the inside of a punching bag. Again. "Good luck, kid. I'll see you later." Clint frantically leaves Wanda without any protection.
"Alright. Stretch. Let's go." Natasha doesn't give Wanda any time before she's already in the middle of the floor doing a pose Wanda has never seen before.
Wanda tried her best to follow suit, but she can't bend like Natasha can. Natasha knows this, too. For the last month since Natasha got the word she'd be training Maximoff, she started doing expert-level training poses three times a day. Even on the days when she was busy, she would find a way to excuse herself to train.
So, as Nat does her moves flawlessly, Wanda falters at every step. Making a smile crack onto the Russians' face. So the little witch needs more help than she thought. Excellent.
"Am I really going to be a pretzel when I'm doing stealth missions, or is this just to punish me?" Wanda complained 45 minutes after Clint left. "It's not called the pretzel." Natasha quickly warns, making Wanda roll her eyes. "Doing stretches like this will make you more nimble." Natasha stops doing her pose and lets out a big breath before standing up in front of Wanda, lying on her back.
"You know I can move things with my mind, right?"
Now Natasha rolls her eyes. "Using your powers won't mean anything if you can't fight or escape a situation using your body. Get up."
Wanda groans, completely tired at Natasha, who hasn't even broken a sweat. She knows I'm not a widow, right? I can't just do what she does? Wanda thinks to herself as she follows Natasha across the room.
However, Wanda goes from thinking about all the stupid poses she just did, to pretzels, to watching Natasha. She walks with pressure on the front of her feet. It makes her silent, Wanda realizes. Wanda's eyes move up Natasha's legs covered by fabric, but the toned muscle underneath can still be seen. The higher Wanda goes, the more her breathing picks up.
Natasha walks in front of Wanda, aware of the wandering eyes behind her. She can sense them from miles away if she wanted to. But here, right now, Natasha feels Wanda's eyes scanning down her back to her butt. Again.
Stop staring
Wanda lifts her face to see Natasha stopping and turning to face her with a smile. Those thoughts weren't Wanda's own. Were they Nat's?!
Green
Wanda goes to open her mouth, but Natasha stops her with a punch thrown to her hip. Not using ALL of her strength, but the Russian could've been kinder.
"Ow fuck!" Wanda screams, using her favorite American curse word. "What the hell?!" She lifts her eyes up to see Natasha with a smirk on her face in a fighting pose.
She's such a poser, Wanda thinks as the pain in her hip subsides.
"You need to be ready at all times. Observant always." Natasha takes a step towards Wanda, who puts up her hands. "So instead of staring at my ass, you could've been assessing threats!" Wanda's cheeks go red. She was caught. And those thoughts she heard were Nat's. Shit.
"Oh please, you're not the first person to ever look." Natasha snarks, dismissing Wanda's embarrassment. "Now, will you try to train or think about me some more? I can do both. Can you?" This makes Wanda want to fight. She doesn't like being called out for a mistake like this one. She didn't even mean to stare at her ass that second time! (She did.)
Plus, seeing Natasha saying this many words in this close proximity is throwing Wanda for a loop. If she didn't know any better, Wanda would think Natasha was being friendly.
"No powers. Remember." Wanda nods. "You should speak up when I talk to you, Maximoff." Wanda glares daggers that bounce off the redhead. "Yes. No powers." Natasha smirks. This the first time she's been able to get under the skin of the person that sent her spiraling.
After circling each other once more, Wanda tries to make the first move. But Natasha was counting on it. When Wanda lunges forward, she fully extends her arm—mistake number one. Romanoff grabs Wanda's bicep and pulls her off balance before Nat sweeps Wanda's legs, causing the younger woman to fall face-first on the mat.
"Wow. Are you sure you've been training with Steve?" Natasha mocks with a smile. Whether it was her intention or not, Wanda is getting upset. But when her face, back, and ass land on the mat in succession, followed by mocks, Wanda thought she went from being upset to pissed.
It didn't help that every time the Widow got the upper hand on Wanda, she could hear Natasha's thoughts.
Red jacket
Sloppy
Should've grabbed here instead of here
"You're trying to fail."
Green eyes
She can't rely on her powers
"You're made of marble."
Like I said. Wanda thought she was pissed. So when she got up from the mat quicker than Natasha anticipated and charged, Natasha couldn't do anything but take the hit as the two fell to the mat again. Wanda quickly holding Natasha's hands above her head. "Finally!" Natasha exclaimed through the tiny amount of pain she felt. "It's about time you got that emo anger back."
She immediately made this a lesson that Wanda failed to see it was. Even though Wanda used all that she had without her powers, Natasha didn't flinch. 'Emo Anger.'
For the multi-hundredth time since entering the compound, Wanda was hurt. It was written on her face. Natasha could look up and see it but wasn't sure what to do. For the second time since the flight back from Sokovia, Natasha saw Wanda as something other than the opposition. She saw something else. But first...
She was about to see Wand cry.
That chipped away at the rough exterior Natasha had built up since they met. "Hey Wand-"
The tight grip Wanda had on Natasha's wrists melted away as the more petite woman started to cry. Her body sliding off of Natasha's, landing on her side. Natasha quickly and without thinking wraps her arms around Wanda, sending jolts of electricity through their bodies.
It was then Natasha realized that, yes, she was terrified of Wanda's power but not Wanda. For the last four months, Natasha had been observing Wanda. At first, it was a way to protect her team members from an outside threat, but it slowly and somehow became a crush that hadn't made itself known till this second.
As Natasha held Wanda close, the witch cried more. She was mentally tired and physically exhausted. She was sure Natasha hated her even more now, and all she wanted was her brother. She wanted to speak to him one last time. Tell him that he was loved. That her favorite shows weren't the same without his complaints. She wanted to see him.
But here she was, lying on the floor, crying into the arms of the Black Widow.
"Let it out, Wanda... It's okay.." Wanda, through her calming tears, heard the sweet murmuring of Natasha. And through more sniffles and confused thoughts, Wanda couldn't help but say: "Do you hate me?" Natasha peered over Wanda's face.
Green eyes
Pink lips
Wanda's sad-looking eyes opened wider at the sound of the other woman's thoughts. "I don't hate you, Wanda."
"But you did." Wanda counteracts. Natasha thinks as she moves a hand up and down the witches back. "I did. But that was misplaced. I'm sorry for that." Wanda couldn't believe what she was hearing. Her brain was still stuck on the thoughts from earlier.
Natasha is thinking about her.
Natasha doesn't hate her.
Natasha apologized.
Natasha.
Wanda looked up to see Natasha already looking at her. "Are you feeling better?" Natasha asked. "Yes. Thank you." Wanda answered, but neither one moved. Natasha kept her arms around Wanda. While Wanda kept her face near the crook of Nat's neck. "Cinnamon."
"What?" Natasha had a smile people would pay to see. Or would be killed if they saw it. "Your hair. It smells like cinnamon. The great Black Widow uses cinnamon-infused shampoo." Nat rolled her eyes but couldn't help but be happy in this moment. "Lavender." She replied. "That's what you use." Natasha looked down at the smiling teammate, who wiped her eyes free of any remaining evidence of tears.
She saw it—a smile on Wanda's face.
A smile that Natasha made happen.
Beautiful
Wanda pushed her head into Natasha in an effort to hide the fact that she read her thoughts and to not let Nat see her blush.
"Natasha." Wanda's muffled voice hit the spy's ears. "Yes?" Wanda was nervous on what to say next. She hadn't felt this way in a long time. "Your thoughts... I can hear them. I promise I wasn't trying. They were just loud."
Silence.
When Wanda had the courage to poke her eye out of Natasha's neck, she saw her staring away. "I think we should end training. I'll let Steve know that-" "Wait, Natasha, I didn't mean-" Natasha tried her best to pull her arm out from under the witch, but the Black Widow trained Wanda. So, in one fell swoop. Wanda gripped Natasha's arm back and kicked her forward, so Natasha surprisingly was on her back once again.
In an instant, Wanda was on top of her.
"It's okay," Wanda spoke closer to Nat's face than ever before. "You're not who they made you to be." Natasha's eyes became sad, knowing that Wanda had seen the memories she made her relive months ago. "You're not made of marble, Natasha. You're made of so much more. I like you because of that."
"You like me?" Natasha's voice cracked. She was thankful no one else was around to hear that. "Well, I don't hate you. And you don't hate me." The woman on top spoke.
Slowly and carefully, Wanda began to lean into Natasha more. "Is this okay?" Wanda asked. Natasha nodded and brought her face up until their lips softly touched one another. A quick kiss turned into another and another until the nervousness was gone, and all that remained was the lust for more. "Natasha.." Wanda began to moan as Nat's roaming hands slid down Wanda's back.
Natasha smirked. An accent never made her name sound so good.
In the far corner of the gym, Clint was retracing his steps. It had been over an hour and a half, and no one had yet come out of the room. Alive or dead. So Clint took it upon himself to make sure everything was alright.
But once he saw his two teammates tangled with one another, he decided to exit and text his wife.
"I think I'm going to have to make some upgrades to the guest bedroom on the second floor."
"lol."
dividers by @/benkeibear
#wandanat#wanda crying#wanda maximoff#black widow#natahsa romanoff#scarletwidow#wanda#nat#clint#farm#ultorn#pietro maximoff#pietro death#training#fluff#fake msut#youll see#enhanced#gym#texting#olsenmyolsen#one shot#drabble#fanfic#wanda maximoff x natasha romanoff#wanda maximommy#wanda marvel#marvel#natasha romanoff#natasha romanov
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Pietro from animal crossing pleaaaaase!
🐏-🤡-🐏
🎪- x -🎪
🐏-🤡-🐏
#stimboard#animal crossing#acnh#pietro#acnh pietro#stim#moodboard#clowncore#carnival#circus#balloons#food#ice cream#fake food#cake#ball pit#lights#rainbow#kandi#clown#lps#custom lps
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OH return of the king!!(fietro 🥰)
oh he’s BACK
#pretty sure there’s a version of this that says ‘fietro’ but I couldn’t find it so instead you get this#peter maximoff#quicksilver#ralph wandavision#ralph bohner#fake pietro
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Imagine tho if everyone believed in their hearts that Teen is Wiccan, only for the showrunners to go "Just kidding!" and never revisit it.
#agatha all along spoilers#i am tagging this way so that people who follow the tag can keep this post filtered#because i try to keep a full two weeks before posting anything with heavy spoilers#but imagine the whiplash for a second with me. like how we all fell for fietro (fake pietro)
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Ironwood and Pietro are reviewing the footage from Penny’s interactions with Team Rwby in volume 1
Ironwood: I see her lack of traditional adolescence has left her… socially challenged?
Pietro: Oh no, shes just autistic.
Ironwood: Wait, What, Why?
Pietro: You cant just ask someone why they’re autistic.
Ironwood: Im not asking her im asking you, shes a robot, why did you build an autistic robot!
Pietro: You think i intentionally gave her autism? No shes just like that!
Ironwood: How does she coincidentally have an atypical neurotype, she doesn't have a a brain!
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Finally made the zombie!Pietro gif version of my drawing from a week ago! It's blurry (sadly), but I couldn't get it to not be once it got turned into a gif. It’s clearer if you click on it though!
below is the zombie!Pietro drawing since I didn't post that earlier.
Like with the other drawing, you'll most likely have to click on this for it to show up clearly!
For now only the other drawing in the gif is on my redbubble, but I may make zombie!Pietro into a sticker xD we'll see
#peter maximoff#quicksilver#xmen#evan peters#ralph bohner#wandavision#ralph wandavision#peter maximoff truther#fake pietro#zombie pietro#fanart#drawing#digital drawing#fietro's art
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I’d definitely feel pretty happy about having the theories be true and Peter being back (plus it makes all the stuff in Wandavision hinting at Peter actually pay off instead of seeming like salt in the wound in hindsight). I just want to be able to use that one gif from B99 that’s like “VINDICATIOOON!!” and then go buy a Twinkie to celebrate
What I don’t get is how quickly people’s opinions totally flipped after the finale? I remember seeing posts before it being like “there’s absolutely no way he’s a random guy. he’s definitely Peter, and if somehow he’s not, he’s Mephisto!” and then the finale happened and suddenly lots of people were like “aha, I knew it all along! everyone who thought there was proof for Peter is just gullible” [insert the 1960′s-era car in his halloween flashback, the silver hair in episode 5, the fact that his superspeed looked different from Pietro’s, the P8M license plate, the formatting of the end credits as [real name/alias] so that Ralph is the alias and not his actual name, etc etc etc....]
Okay listen this may be very petty of me but one of the reasons I want Ralph to be Peter so bad is to say “I TOLD YOU SO!!!” to everyone who told me “casting Evan was just an Easter egg, get over it 🙄” like no I will not get over it I will never get over it and I hope I get to rub it in everyone’s faces
#peter maximoff#quicksilver#xmen#wandavision#wandavision finale#ralph wandavision#ralph bohner#fake pietro#peter maximoff truther
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#wandavision#wandavision headers#wanda maximoff#wanda maximoff headers#pietro maximoff#pietro maximoff headers#fake pietro#vision#vision headers#red#red headers#the scarlet witch#quicksilver
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So I have to say, the “Person A and Person B are best friends, Person A is in love with Person B, but Person B has no idea and is desperately in love with Person C, so Person A buries their feelings and helps Person B with their Person C problems because they care about them so much” trope is severely underrated
#yes this is me vagueblogging about bia#like my gosh this show has SO many top-tier ships but Daisy and Pietro came for my entire life#why are you bothering with this tactless buffoon jhon when there’s a perfectly wonderful sweet loyal guy right in front of you???#who is a GOURMET CHEF no less#he lives in your apartment building and makes you food all the time#AND he helps you on your dates and even helps you fake-fly a drone to impress jhon??? like COME ON one of these is the better man#I really really hope they end up together my gosh#tropes#writing#ship dynamics#disney bia#disney+
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There is one of my most favourite legend-stories on real history, which is completely fictional from the end to the beginning but I still adore it
So it’s about that book people used to attribute to Frederick II - The Treatise of the Three Impostors (an anonymous half-legendary work which was rumoured about a lot, but haven’t really existed till 18th century)
Again it’s fake to the bones, but as hearsay suggests Pope Gregory IX accused the Emperor and “his loyal supporter” of such a heretic text
In response Pietro della Vigna dropped something like “EXCUSE YOU I have nothing to deal with this pathetic excuse of a text, I would have written a work much more beautiful in words and language”
#It is completely fake but it just get’s della Vigna’s personality so good#slay chancellor slay#federico ii#pietro della vigna#duke’s jokes
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Breaking news: Namor arrested at boyfriend's 4 year old daughters pretend restaurant after making a scene about "being charged 8 bajillion dollars for cold air pie"
#that lil girl put a roach in his fake water and now they beefin#namor mckenzie#this is not mcu namor that man is too fone to be caught in the machinations of a mixed race pre-schooler#pietro maximoff#marvel comics
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Cannot fucking believe I forgot that Arthur's villainouse backstory was "James didn't love me enough"
#james: i like pietro's idea that feels like it will help me protect people more easily#arthur: i'm entering my fucking joker phase i'm going to fake my death and work for the immortal witch queen with a goddess complex now >:(
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