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girlboyburger · 2 months ago

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bites you bites you bites you bites y

#happy halloween!!!!!!!#i m so excited to actually be doing SOMETHING on halloween. its been years #aoaoaoaoaoaoaoa #WEE #real cow not fake #i vant to suck your dick -gay dracula

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cowdragons · 11 months ago

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today's fit :]

#love wearing tanks underneath things cause then i get to be home and sport the hot tank and jeans look for the rest of the night its awesome #real cow not fake #feeling. v good abt myself and the world today :]

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lemonlimestar · 11 months ago

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supernova kon ✨ my boygirlthing <3

#bart (as in bug art)#kon el #conner kent #superboy #i’ve changed his supernova design a couple times #i think this is thee one #i might still keep the ombré pants tho idk!#all the piercing are fake btw ❤️ poser #he has his cow tag and that’s It #anyways play the liz phair song #dc #dc comics

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m340700 · 1 month ago

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it was gonna happen eventually

#doodle #moondrop #fnaf sb #obey me #obey me belphegor #idk if i should tag that but im doing it anyway 🔥#cows are cool but moon you will always be a Rat to me #the horns and tail are fake smh i bet one of the children could pull em off if they manage to catch him #god i want him to explode #i miss him :(#bonding time with moon except its just you pulling for the cards 😋#sun would be lucky with the gacha for some reason. idk it sounds funny to me

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bovineblogger · 11 months ago

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import.ant.

sending this to my partner rn

#i often get fake mad at him for not buying me cows #teehee #asks #cattle

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woetoy · 2 years ago

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begging for more cowsona he's so cute

something saucy cause he works at a shady inn 😌

#art #sona #cow #anthro #furry #I love his fake furboobs hehe #woetoyart

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gummi-stims · 8 months ago

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🍎🤡The Amazing Dancing Appleccini!🤡🍎

#stimboard #moodboard #stim #puppet #fake food #apple #clown #marionette #puppetry #dancing #clowncore #white #red #green #visual stim #peach #cow

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7-andahalf-rats · 1 year ago

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mooooo

#used no ref for anything besides m5's colors lol #I have no clue what cows look like... despite being an Ungulate Lover™... I'm a fake fan </3 #anyway some things look weird #but I still like this #I'll probably redraw this another day :)#spookys jumpscare mansion #spookys house of jumpscares #sjsm #monster 5 #karamari hospital #showed my mom this and she said she wanted to scratch his belly #mood #(get it. like moo-d)

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pubby-mill · 2 months ago

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gimmie kisses,, been feeling femme lately

minors and ageless blogs fuck off

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girlboyburger · 11 months ago

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its ur blog youre entitled to as many selfies as you want

u know what. ur right. fish earrings be upon ye

#old photo cause im abt to bathe my cat and the internet is not ready for my cat bathing fit #(literally just underwear and a hairtye)#also for clarifications sake #<--- he needs a bath because he's tremendously dirty and oily and clearly itchy as hell #not bathing him for no reason. he is suffering smelly style #real cow not fake #takes my main's selfie tag

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cowdragons · 11 months ago

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had to see my family today (bad) but felt cute in this dress (good)

#i like having my hair up. it looks nice and it feels nice and i should do it more #real cow not fake

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skyward-floored · 6 months ago

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Wait, as someone who interacts with the LU side of things very rarely -- is there a fanon interpretation that Wind curses more than the average Link? Or is it just fans have him -- like all Links -- curse a lot, which is offputting?

(I have always imagined that after the rope exercise with Niko, there's an utterly failed attempt to give WW Link a course in Remedial Profanity, so I'm with you on character interpretations either way)

Yeah, there definitely used to be, though I think it's a bit better than it ever used to be. Him and Legend (alttp/oos/oos/la/albw Link) always seem to be the two that people make curse so much that I tend to get turned off by any fics focusing on the two. Though like I said it's generally been better with Wind-- not so much with Legend, but hey, you can't win 'em all.

And I know I'm in the minority about finding characters who just say the F word every other sentence annoying and dumb, but it's been one of my dumb pet peevs ever since I got into fandom-y stuff. A few well-placed curses can be ok. I just don't like the constant endless cursing people seem to be obsessed with.

(I do like the idea of some of the pirates attempting to teach WW Link profanity and utterly failing though, that's hilarious)

#and besides fake swears are funnier anyway #'holy cow' and 'cheezits' are personal favorites of mine #answers from the floor #lovely vaegtersang

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sleep-pup-sleep · 1 year ago

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