Fairy Tail Tumblr
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Its Pride month, you know what that means!
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No?
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Do we slay gay dragons?
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Please don't kill me
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@DeathMetalBruh I prefer to slay dragons gayly. Your thing is stupid
Btw, are you a dragonslayer? So am I do we know each other irl?
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@Bumblr-Bee69 Sting are you braindead?
🔥NinNinIconic (Natsu) Follow
So, you guys know how the earth is flat, right? Like, is the sun also flat? Do we even know? It'll burn your eyes if you look at it for too long, so there's no way to know
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This had better be a shitpost
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why would it be a shitpost
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I thought the earth was round?
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Fun Fact: It's actually vaguely squished! But round is pretty close
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@Catlover Nerd.
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@Bumblr-Bee69 I'm in your walls darling
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Flattered but I have a boyfriend
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@DeathMetalBruh Answer the question coward
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@NinNinIconic Because the earth is roundish Hope this helps
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I need to kick someone's ass.
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Update: I kicked her ass.
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Romance side of Tumblr, I need help. I have a date in 30 minutes what do I do?
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Assert dominance. Eat more than them. Drink more than them. Talk more than them. Dress up better. Hold doors open. Push their chair in. Ask more questions than them. Carry them if they let you. If someone else tries to talk to them, put them in their place. Take them home after (Good way of figuring out where they live)
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Don't do this.
🔥NinNinIconic Follow
Idk @Bumblr-Bee69 's advice sounds solid. I notice @Catlover failed to suggest an alternative. I know who I'm gonna trust.
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This is how misinformation spreads. I hate tis goddam hellsite.
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@NinNinIconic @SkyWatcher777 If you're going out on a date with them, they're already interested. Do whatever it is you're doing and talk to them. Try actually listening too. Might help.
Other things that may help: Taking a shower first @Bumblr-Bee69 do it now. Clean clothes too
Not picking a fight with the waitstaff (always applicable when out)
Being a decent human being
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@Catlover yo wft
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@Catlover What If i did all those things while asserting dominance?
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Yeah, that would work
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Asserting dominance didn't work. My date's friend just called me and told me she doesn't want to see me if this is how I'm going to act.
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Romance side of Tumblr, how do I get my friend to talk to me? I acted like a jerk during our date and she'd mad and I miss her.
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The one where you took the romance side of tumblr's advice?
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No need to roast them, chill
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Buy her chocolate, Show her the thread, and Apologize. Works for me.
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@Bumblr-Bee69 Not for long if you keep giving bad love advice like it's gospel.
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Well, I have a boyfriend, and he's a total catch, so I'd say I'm doing something right.
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I'll show him your shitty dating advice and this post and we'll see if you stll have a boyfriend.
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Fuck you! he wouldn't be with me if my advice wasn't solid. @SkyWatcher777 probably fucked it up somehow
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@Bumblr-Bee69 Go do your dishes instead of trolling.
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What kind of comeback is that, nerd? I bet there aren't even any dishes, my boyfriend probably did them already.
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@Bumblr-Bee69's advice worked this time.
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@Bumblr-Bee69 It's been 20 minutes, were there any dishes?
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yea
Learned how to do this from this post
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