#fairly odd parents fanfiction

[isabel3710]

I’m not going to lie, I would totally read a fic where instead of being a Godparent Peri goes to work for his Grandfather in the “trash disposal business.”

[isabel3710]

….. Did you read my mind? How did you explain my thought process behind my Fairy Swap AU perfectly? How did you guess some of my plans for the fic?

Are you a witch? Do I need to scrap the rust off of my pitchfork?

On my daily rewatch of anw I'm thinking about how people thought Hazel and Dev should've swapped fairies because of how unfair the godparent system was and how Dev needed more experienced godparents or how Peri should've been assigned an easy case and while that may be true, I'm just thinking how that swap would have suited the kids' needs.

With Dev, yes, he was a hard case and probably should've had godparent who had more experience with children like him, but he is a child who is lacking in the parental department and needed someone to fill that role.

Same is true for Hazel. She would have been more suited for a first-time godparent, but what she needed and missed the most was her brother and who do we know who has experience with being someone's godbrother? Peri.

I'm probably just rephrasing stuff here so this probably didn't need to be said. Everything more or less worked out for everyone and eventually for others (hopefully).

Anon I have been rotating this ask around in my head since it popped up into my ask box

Confession: I and many others have thought about the similarities between Peri and Hazel, and pointed out that Dev was not a case for a beginner, but I haven’t seriously considered a full out fairy swap until now because I’m actually very fond of the Hazel-Cosmo-Wanda dynamic and the Dev-Peri tragedy dynamic

Still… yeah, you’re kinda right. Dev genuinely would’ve been better suited for experienced godparents, and he might actually benefit from Cosmo and Wanda specifically because A) there’s two of them and B) they’re very parental with their godkids. And Hazel — having Hazel, the kid who misses her brother so much it tipped over the Needs A Fairy edge, be paired up with the godparent who lost his older brother is kinda brilliant

It kinda makes me wonder about how things would be different if we got Hazel-Peri and Dev-Cosmo-Wanda…

Heads up, this gets long

The first thing I wonder about isn’t so much the dynamics, but rather who would be the protagonist? I adore Hazel as a main character, but Cosmo and Wanda are the FOP difacto mascots. They’re the ones who get the cameos and appear in the reboots/sequels. They can exist independently from Timmy/Hazel/Chloe/Viv. If they’re Dev’s fairies, then Dev would be the main POV character. And like. I love Dev, I do, but he’s an asshole. I understand why and I’m down to justify anything he does, but he’s a dick. Plus, well, he’s also super sad. It’d be very hard to make him a fun POV character, especially pre/mid-character development, at least without switching the genre from Heart Felt Comedy Aimed At Children/All Ages to something much darker and more mature. He’s a great side character/deuteragonist, but it would be a Commitment if we followed him 95% of the time

(And before anyone comes at me about Timmy also being The Worst, a lot of that was flanderization. By the time he gets that that point, let’s be real a lot of people stopped watching, and even then he at least had half a dozen I Love Yous and sweet moments with Cosmo and Wanda to make the commitment worth it to the audience.)

Hazel and Peri

So if we keep Hazel as the lead and Peri as her fairy, how’d that work, writing wise? Do we keep his introduction the same and hope the audience is fine with a Sequel Babies Series. Or (and this is just me having fun), do we hypothetically cut out the part where he Introduces Himself With His Deadname For The Audience’s Sake and just hint at him as being Poof from the original series. Then, after Founder’s Day, we introduce Cosmo and Wanda as Dev’s fairies, and the Peri Is Grown Up Poof thing is treated as a Big Reveal, a la Author Of The Journals from Gravity Falls

Now that out of the way, how do I think these dynamics would work, and how would it affect Dev and Hazel’s relationship?

Like you said, Hazel and Peri connecting over missing brothers is a great starting point, and Peri getting to be the big brother for once would be so much fun to watch. Plus, and I’ve pointed this out before, they’re both rule followers (I can totally see a gag of them bonding over Hazel’s DMV love), though Hazel is willing to play things by ear, while Peri gets majorly stressed/anxious/high strung when rule breaking is in question — in fact, that could be a fun angle to some potential conflicts. Hazel makes a wish, but she doesn’t know how to find the words for what she wants, and since Peri is so new, he doesn’t have the experience to confidently guess. He hesitates, both of them get caught in a mini Anxiety Loop, and escalating event happening in the background force them into action, and through hijinx, they both receive character development

I can also see the Antony thing leading to conflict for them — Hazel’s brother is gone, but he comes back. He visits. They reconnect. Meanwhile, Timmy’s gone gone. His memory is wiped. I can see Peri occasionally accidentally fumbling Hazel’s missing Antony with his own likely grief over Timmy. Maybe after another missed flight or phone call, Peri tries to be “supportive” in the same way he tried to cheer Dev up at his birthday, and he accidentally says something that makes Hazel not only miss her old life, but thing she’ll never have any sort of relationship with Antony again.

Or maybe Peri does handle it well until Antony comes back. Then, alongside Hazel trying to recreate the past, Peri gets overwhelmed with jealousy, like he was when Irep tried taking his place with Dev but dialed up by 10. He worries he’ll lose his first godkid AND be fumbling with reawakened grief

(Plus hey, I can actually see this scenario as a good way to justify bringing Timmy back. Maybe Hazel could even include Timmy’s memories as part of her Rule Free Wish in the finally)

Basically Hazel and Peri have so much in common that if they were the main duo, those similarities could lead to so many bonding moments AND dramatic moments where through being mirrors for each other they accidentally hurt each other and help each other to grow as people

(It makes me wonder how Peri would hide himself in Hazel’s day to day life. Peri becomes inanimate objects for Dev, sure, but he doesn’t have a consistent object he hides as. Maybe Peri could have a human disguise, pretending to be a recent college grad who moves into Hazel’s building? Or maybe he could be a “new pet rock”?)

(Also I have a lot of thoughts on C&W being disguised as pets for Timmy and neighbors for Hazel, but that’s a ramble for another day.)

Dev, Cosmo, and Wanda

So the first question is how would Dev become Cosmo and Wanda’s godkid? They weren’t actually assigned to Hazel, they basically just adopted her. Maybe, Cosmo and Wanda could still be traveling and just end up in Dimmadelphia around Founder’s Day, and through their observations, they seen Dev is going through it and come out of retirement for him. This could also lead to a Cookie situation with Dev instead of Hazel (imagine Dev pretending to be a lawyer, there would 100% be a gag of him acting as every shady lawyer stereotype you know.)

I can see Dev still lashing out at them, probably still demanding perfection for hollow wishes since he can’t get what he really wants, BUT C&W would cause mischief as they misinterpret his wishes. I can also see him acting unimpressed/impatient when they take him on little side quests to meet with fairies that specialize in the things he wishes for. He’s have to defrost to them, and they (likely especially Cosmo) would push his buttons. Dev would also probably deny having fun during these adventures. I’m sure he’d eventually come to see them the same way he saw Irep)

A potential conflict could come from the fact that a lot of Dev’s wishes are by nature spiteful/fueled by pride. Again, major Dev apologist here, we’re talking about the kid who wished for a an evil ghost to come from the depths of hell after having a fairy for less than a week. C&W would still grant his wishes, but they wouldn’t approve of him being a bully, and would probably try really hard to get him to realize the error of his ways through these wishes

It’s likely that Dev wouldn’t even get involved with the anti-fairies here. If he did, I can only see this after Dev specifically makes a wish relating to his father loving him, which C&W can’t grant, or something similar — a breakdown after a big, direct moment instead of a breakdown after months of little, indirect moments

I can also see him both clinging to them as parental figures and resenting them as misplaced anger and sadness over his neglectful dad

I can also see him seeing Peri (and maybe even Timmy) as a threat here — Peri is their son, who they adore like Dev wishes Dale adored him. And since Peri isn’t Dev’s godparent here and therefore doesn’t feel the need to look out for/do right by him, Peri would like sass him harder or treat him as an annoyance, an extension of any tension that comes up when C&W their clingy thing. In a scenario where Dev still ended up under an anti-fairy’s influence, he might even wish Peri was Nothing, or still kidnap Peri here out of misplaced resentment

Dev and Hazel

I feel like swapping fairies would also affect their relationship. Part of their comes from Dev’s jealousy over Hazel’s relationship with C&W — she has two while he only has one, she has a positive relationship with her while his “can’t do anything right” (can’t cross the red tape of Da Rules, doesn’t have the experience/comfort level to go buckwild with wishes/has parents that love him/etc). Here, that wouldn’t be a problem— Hazel wouldn’t care that Dev has two fairies instead of one, and C&W would probably have an easier time getting through Dev’s defenses. It’s possible that a lot of their fights and negative interactions just wouldn’t happen here, and if they did, it would be related to Hazel wanting Dev to be nicer to C&W/Peri.

[theawesomecooljay]

Oh boy they are having a fight! Find out in the latest chapter: Uhoh 😟 what could they be arguing about. Find out in the latest chapter: m.fanfiction.net/s/12740205/37/

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[royal-daydream]

Wings and Wisps masterpost

What is wings and wisps? It is an au/fic set in a crossover of Danny Phantom and Fairly odd parents with ideas from new wish.

It takes place 7 ish years after fairly odd parents and during Dp's second season, Post secret weapons (Some inaccuracies may occur because I was watching the show on paramount which messed up the order but I'll do what I can to straighten things out plot wise.}

The plot centers around the mystery and chaos of Danny's routine getting flipped on it's head when a new couple moves in across the street (Cosmo and Wanda), Bringing in a slew of new dangers but also a new ally in the form of his new, Fairy classmate, Peri.

Read the fic here! The linked posts will be very spoil heavy

This masterpost will serve as a hub for anyone interested in the lore or ideas in the au that want to read about it without having to scroll through the tag, I will update it regularly with new posts.

Art

Current Peri ref

Marked for death

Alleyway scene

Peri is reckless

Why is this ⭐ so mad?

Chapter one preview art

I'm not calling you a good boy

Halfa Peri concept (BLOOD WARNING!)

More Halfa Peri

Posts

The problem with anti fairy/fairy halfas

Danny and Peri are cousins

Episode speculation: Doctor's disorders

Ghost and fairy reactions

Ask: Anti fairy reaction to ectoplasm

If fairies were tiny

Danny's hero complex

Aunt Cosmo and Aunt Wanda

Condensed facts

More to be added...

[roohoo]

I’m a writer, not an artist, but in honor of my FOPANW fanfic being close to completion I decided to try something new using a screenshot from the show with the original show’s art style.

The fic is called Elad, I will link it below. I will also include the song I listened to a hundred times while bringing its namesake to life through words, a sore neck, and cramping fingers (artists, I have a new appreciation for all that you do)… if only I could have just signed a certificate.

My story follows the adventures of Dev and Elad—Dale’s anti-fairy—after Dale signs a fairyfication certificate during the takeover of Fairy World, accomplishing his dream of becoming the most powerful being in the world. Elad’s dream, on the other hand, is to be the greatest dad this world has ever seen! Like Dale, he will accomplish his goals… no matter what it takes.

Thanks to my readers who have followed along through nearly 40,000 words. If you haven’t read it yet, I hope you do so and enjoy :)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58603936/chapters/149316244

[oddparentsaday]

Summary:Cosmo and Wanda can't keep their eyes off each other

[fishyhomohomo1234]

Fop Oc Characters Description

Tw:bad English, horrible grammar

- Starlight Z. Wells

Personality :

- Starlight is an hyperactive,friendly, talkative,energetic,Supportive fairy

He would always rarely take things seriously unless if it really matters to him, and he leads this into jokes/pranks

Some Fairys may call him childish and dumb because how he act

His always with his friends and cousins

Mostly with indigo, he always do pranks on him

If his not with his friends he may try going to others and try to be friends with them

Despite being childish and not taking things srsly, his a great friend to talk to and try his best to comfort you

He is rarely seen to be sad or angry

His eyes changes pupils depending on his emotions

Exp:

Love - heart

Happy - stars

Sad - teardrops

Sexuality:

Asexual,Bisexual

Family:

val and vin - cousins

Indigo and mocha - Cousins

Leon and Goldiluck - parents

Friends:

Carrot Sunny T willow

Fall U Flames

Honey C comb

Autism and ADHD

- Indigo W. dumbbell

Personality :

- Indigo is a cynical,angst ridden,short tempered goth fairy

Indigo is a introverted person who only hangout with few of his friends and mostly with his cousins

He have a lot of past relationships he try to bury in his minds but fail, this makes him very anxious and very upset

His very arrogant and quiet when talking, some would say his a huge covert narcissist

Having a lot signs of it

He tends to fish for sympathy and always act like a victim when hurt (verbally) by an individual

His sometimes can be immature whatever he gets moody, sometimes lashing out of anger and get defensive if that person slightly disagree with them

Despite all his problems, his a chill guy to hangout with

if your friends with him he will treat you like a brother to him

If he hates you he may avoid you or glares at you

His a lazy, depressed individual and have no motivation in his life, he always ask his friends for some advice to cope this

He may have once have a crush to his best friend (Carrot Sunny T willow) but try to forget about it, he always hang out with him and carrot would always make him smile with joy

Sexuality:

Bisexual

Family:

Van and vil - cousins

Starlight - cousin

Mocha - sister

Jack and snow - parents

Friends:

Carrot Sunny T. Willow

Honey C comb (ex gf)

- Mocha W. Dumbell

Personality :

- mocha is an energetic,fun, friendly,enthusiastic and care-free fairy

Mocha is an extroverted person, who will try to be friends with anybody she encounter, she mostly hangout with her 2 (unknown) fairy bff and her cousins

She rarely get along or even talk her brother (indigo w. Dumbell) who always avoid her and grunts at her for some unknown reason, this makes her pretty upset because his the only one she can't never hangout with, despite all that, she still Respect him and his boundaries

She's a very understanding person and who will comfort you at anytime, bc mentality matters more to her

She's artful and creative, she would occasionally make gifts for her friends and cousins with glittery cards and toys

She is a sporty girl who's active always

Sexuality: bisexual

- Friends

2 unknown fairys

Candy B. Sugar

- Family

Vin and val - cousins

Starlight - cousin

Indigo - brother

- Carrot Sunny T. Willow

Personality :

Carrot is a heroic,selfless,nice, friendly and playful fairy

Carrot is a friendly guy

He always prioritize others safety and always protect them from any harm

He is a police/sherrif in the fairy world,he keeps off anti,pixie, ect off the place

He have a special gun that would paralyzed someone for 5 hours

Jorgen von strangle assigned hundred of fairies to do this duty (that includes carrot himself)

When wandering around, he rarely fly's but he use a fairy horse/pony to travel to places

His a friendly guy but mostly his not very intelligent, his thinking is maybe slow but he can maybe understand you

His athletic and kinda bulky strong, he have a large appetite on vegetables and mostly when day offs he spend those time working out or spending time his friends

He grew up in a farm, his a surrogate baby and have only 1 parent, this may not matter to him because he himself already have a lot of friends and cousins to fill that hole

He have a farm boy accent

He would call others by "sir","mam","pal" and "buddy"

His always around with indigo, honey and starlight

He consider them as there best of best friends

Sexuality: bisexual

Friends:

Indigo

Starlight

Honey comb

- Amaranth R. Ruby

Personality :

- Amaranth is an self-centered,sassy,mean, sarcastic and a manipulative fairy

Amaranth is a very unpleasant man, he only care for himself and have no mercy to others

He think the world revolve around him, when interacting with others, he try to assert this mindset making him kinda hated by the fairies

He have a British accent

He owns a company somewhere in the fairyworld and a actor for drama shows

His a huge covert narcissist

Despite this he may have some kindness in him (only if your friends with him or nice to him)

Sometimes he would feel sorry for himself and wandering how did he end up being himself

He would always explore in the human world and disguise himself as a human too

He go to places would be parks and forest

He found this places peaceful and naturally clean.

His a perfectionist, he always found something disgusting if it he found it ugly and may try to change it or avoid

He have a sharp sword disguise as a crane

This can slash a fairy and tear off there fairy wings

He rarely uses it

Sexuality: bisexual

- Fall U. Flames

Personality:

- Fall is a loud,short tempered,hyperactive and maybe oversensitive

They a very talkative individual, who wouldn't shut up himself

Despite being angry all the time, his extremely friendly to others and his childish personality makes him pretty likeable

He enjoys drama acting and metal music, he would use a electric guitar when doing it

He have some history on dating, one of this is (indigo w. Dumbbell) his first partner

He have some complications when it comes to relationship, he can't stop himself arguing and is very loud, and some passionate activities he can't do because it's uncomfortable to him,that reasons why indigo broke up with him and left

Friends:

Starlight

Olive

Gender:

Non Binary

Sexuality:

Gay, Asexual

- Violet S. Berry

Personality

- Violet is a very chronically online, fashion,fandom,happy and maybe in between smart and stupid

She spends most of her time on the internet

This is might be the reason the lack of friends

She's very hyperactive when it comes to talking about her media interest

Others would say she's weird and some would say she's misunderstood and just a friendly talkative girl

This statements is true

According to violet herself

Her hobby is drawing "yaoi" fanarts,cosplaying and reading a lot of anime mangas, she would indicate herself as a

"Fujoshi"

She have bad history on relationship

This example is with (indigo) she's maybe an loud and annoying to him

This is the reason indigo would ghost her and leave her

Sexuality: Bisexual

- Candy B. Sugar

Personality

Candy is a snarky,mean,bossy,gossip,loud and sassy fairy

She spends most of the time chilling and talking alot to her friends

Also being on the internet alot

She's a talkative person, and not really good at keeping secrets

She only shows kindness only to her most trustable friends

She's a fashion designer, it's a hobby of her to sketch a lot of dresses in her sketchbook

Sexuality: bisexual

- Honey C. Comb

Personality

She's very sarcastic, serious and very truthful to everyone

She have a mean attitude, and would usually say a lot of mean words to everyone, that's how she Expresses her honesty

She's like a big sister to her friends,mostly always being in charge and disciplining them

She's a chill person and despite her traits she's very deeply care about her friends

Her hobby is to ride motorcycles and break stuff, that's how she relief her stresses

Gender:trans woman

Sexuality: demisexual, pansexual

- Olive Spinach G. Greens

Personality

His very quiet,timid,chill,Sensitive and a lazy person

He usually don't do much and spend most time sleeping

He hardly can't take insults and very sensitive to them

His hobby is playing with a skateboard, his sadly not a expert on it

He cant help himself and mostly relays to others for advice and leadership

Sexuality:Gay

-Cherry U. Flames

Personality:

She's friendly and a talkative person

She usually just hang around with her friends most of the time

She's a happy and a huge extrovert

She's very easily annoyed

She always take care of her sibling (fall U flames) and acts more like a big sister to they (even tho she's younger than they)

Sexuality: bisexual

- Cabbage Wasabi

Personality:

His a energetic,loud,brave and a slacker

He was once in the fairy military but unfortunately, he got kicked out for not following the rules

He spends most of his time in workout and get aggressive when tired

Despite that, his a friendly chill guy, some Fairys would see him as a friendly guy or some annoying muscular guy

Sexuality: bisexual

Unfortunately I can't put the png to the last oc

But they show up here in the voiceclaims video

(red girl) cherry and (green one) cabbage

Also redesign to some oc and new pngs hooray!

[vigilantsfan]

The first in my what-if vigilants one shots

*this is an experiment I am doing with this blog where I take these what if au versions of characters I've turned into vigilants fighters and write short stories about them and because the fairly OddParents posts have gotten more traction than most of the ones I've done I'm starting with this idea I had shortly after my Dev post

Hazel and Dev’s first tournament

...

Peri turned to the two children and asked

“are you two ready to make your big debut?"

Dev put on his sunglasses and fortitude field with a confidnt smirk and said

“I'm ready we've been training constantly for this and I can't wait to see how proud I make my dad”

Hazel though clearly also excited was slightly more reluctant and Peru got down on her level as she was putting on the fortitude field and said

“Hazel I know you're going to do great my parents are really great at training and you and Dev are both super talented I can't wait to see the show you two put on with the other fighters today” this gave Hazel a new bout of confidence as she proudly said

“I'm ready as I'm going to be!” the two then finished preparing for their match while Peri tapped his cain on the ground to teleport himself in front of the audience with his showman smile to kick off the tournament

“thank you all for coming to the first Cosmo and Wanda doubles showcase now it is my proud honor to introduce our first competitors in the youth bracket today”

[donpaoloslongnose]

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

After watching the recent fairly odd parents a new wish episode with Irep (Foop) I found out what happens when an anti-fairy comes to a child and the child's wish doesn't happen in the opposite,they can literally wish for anything they want without breaking the rules with the wish conditions.

So for that, the fanfic for anti-wanda and anti-cosmo being Chloe's anti-god parents is getting delayed since I have to change the plot and details.

But I do have another fanfic coming into mind though.

While watching the episode 'The secret origin of Denzel Crocker',when Timmy goes to Crocker's childhood the babysitter which is confirmed to be Vicky and Tootie's uncle and it got me thinking, "What if Crocker never forgot what his babysitter did and trying to get revenge on him by trying to take advantage of his niece's?"

This basically follows Vicky as the main character going back to Dimmsdale after her Dad died in a car accident (for explanation:Her parents got a divorce before this fanfic happened which Vicky decided to go live with her dad and Tootie decided to stay with her mom.). Their mother both suggests they should see a therapist together which follows Crocker into lying saying he is a therapist to take advantage of them. Vicky goes to her old school which is two blocks away from Tootie's school to see everything is changed and somehow makes friends with a girl named Brittany.

This is kind of 'Class of '09' based except none of the male teachers are perverts.And I need some help on the title of this fanfic would be.

[jewishrizahawkeye]

found my old diary and i’m definitely overdramatic but 14 year old me made moves with this vent poem

[isabel3710]

Me: *Get's an idea for an angsty Timmy Turner one-shot*

Me: Oh that's a good idea, I should write that!

Me: No, no, no; I got too many WIPs.

My brain: Do it.

Me: No! I don't have time and you can't make me.

Two days later.

Me: *Staring at a new Google Doc* Alright, alright! I'm caving, I'll write it. You happy?

My brain: You should call it 'Fragmented Memories.'

Me: Oh you're good.

[phantom-rambling]

(Better read this one first.)

The lights go up.

Everything beneath the circus tent is black, green, and purple. The classic three-ring-and-trapeze setups are crowded with pine boxes–stacked to form pedestals. Brainwashed ghosts of varying shapes and sizes perform as they take their places around the stage. Their movements are formless and unnerving. The crowd in the grandstands watches in bewitched silence or claps a little at the end of a noticeable stunt. Suddenly, every figure in sight stops mid-stride.

Freak Show appears in spotlight with a clap of flash paper. His heel is balanced on the lip of the center ring. His deathly white skin gleams against the darkness. He’s wearing a sharply tailored pinstriped suit—the only red in the entire tent. The crowd’s eyes follow as he reaches up to tip his hat in greeting.

But he’s startled to find nothing there. The spiderlike man smooths back the wrinkles on his forehead in a casual gesture and covertly peers around.

The spotlight abandons him, swinging up across the motionless faces of a troupe of ghosts poised on one of the stacks of boxes. It settles to shine at the top on a clown in a baggy yellow sack-style costume with loud pink polka dots all over it and orange frills on the hands, feet, and neck. The clown’s gloved right hand is extended to point, as if having drawn the spotlight’s direction by itself. Its painted face is obscured by the ringmaster’s ebony silk top hat sat snug on its head. The crowd giggles.

Freak Show, miffed and unsure, hurries through the darkness as quietly as he can toward the lit figure. Meanwhile, the clown’s elbow slowly bends for its fingers to reach the back brim of the hat. With a pinch and a tug, the hat tumbles off–revealing a long messy mop of bright rainbow hair. The crowd laughs and claps. The hat bounces off the toe of one of the clown’s pointed white shoes and rolls on the box. Freak Show appears at the edge of the spotlight and swipes to grab the hat. But the clown swipes faster and plays keep-away with it, dodging and weaving like a rubber hose cartoon as Freak Show lunges and reddens. The crowd chortles with increasing vigor at each failed attempt.

The nearly crimson ringmaster steps back and glances at the darkness above before digging in the pockets of his robe. He produces a ring. Its menacing blue jewel glares in the light. Freak Show slips it on a finger and straightens himself. He turns to the audience with a demonstrative smile and juts the ring in the direction of a nearby performer. The ghost’s body vaporizes, reduced to a green wisp that gutters on the floor. The audience yelps in amazement. He then turns the ring on the misbehaving clown. The clown stands still.

Nothing happens.

The crowd chitters. Freak Show tears off the ring and produces a talisman of blood red mineral carved in the shape of a demon’s head.

No luck.

He throws it down and tries again. The clown leans on one leg and taps its foot. After the third loss, Freak Show’s hand flies in and out of his pocket so fast that it drags out a whole tangled mass of cursed trinkets. He nearly falls to catch them, but misses. They hit the floor with a jingle and scatter. The crowd howls with laughter. Even the clown doubles over, holding its stomach. Freak Show snatches a blackened gold necklace from the pile and raises its glaring pendant at the damned hooligan’s face. The neck of the clown’s gown erupts in eight-foot flames that lick at the tightropes above. The audience shrieks.

The singed cloth falls to the wooden floor in a heap, along with the hat. Dead silence fills the air. A little surprised at the reaction himself, Freak Show regains his composure and coolly approaches his prize. The fabric twitches. He hesitates. The ashy yellow gown bucks with an “arf”, and little teeth from inside clench the brim of the hat. A dog with short blue fur and spry legs races out. It leaps down onto the dirt stage, taking the hat and the spotlight with it. The ringmaster fumes and chases it as the crowd cheers.

Dani, hiding in her ghost form in the shadows of canvas high above, laughs to herself. She likes this new guy already.

She turns around and pries apart two layers of the tent’s facade to check on the others. Danny and Valerie are still working on disabling the industrial-sized doomsday mind-control machine–or whatever it is–that Freakshow has hoisted above the stage. The two are hanging in the air at an open panel on the thing’s side. Piles of its guts have been strewn out onto Valerie’s hoverboard as they work feverishly to cut off the power supply without blowing anything up. They bicker in hushed tones over which wires to cut. Neither gives a convincing impression that they’re very sure what they’re doing.

“Almost done?” Dani interrupts.

“Getting there. This wiring is idiotic,” Valerie replies.

“How’s Tim doing?” asks Danny.

Dani zips her head back out and looks down. The dog is running literal circles around Freak Show as the inhibited ghosts fumble to assist. She snickers.

“He’s kinda making me jealous.”

“Just keep an eye out, okay? We don’t know what else could be up here,” Danny tells her. Again.

“What, you think I’m gonna get a spider bite?”

“As if you’d mind.”

Dani doesn’t really hear him. She’s busy thinking about what kind of superpowers you could get from a ghost spider.

“Why did we let the person we barely know handle the distraction again?” Valerie asks.

“You let Wulf come on the last one,” Danny replies.

“Dani vouched for him.”

“And I vouch for Tim. Besides, he’s immune to Freak Show’s tricks.”

“So am I.” Dani taps the Fenton Phones in her ears that keep out the mind control. “Especially if you’d let me pull his cape over his head and shove his stupid hat over it like I wanted. Tim coulda taken pictures. We’d have a Christmas card right there.”

Valerie can’t hide a smirk, but Danny just rolls his eyes.

His sister sighs. He’s so boring these days.

He and Valerie start talking about how to tackle a junction of cords that looks like the head of Medusa when Dani shushes them.

“Wait a second.” She propels herself closer to the outer wall of the tent. Equidistant from the roar of the crowd and the muttering of the machine, she hears tires. Footsteps. The clink of metal. She burns herself a small window with her palm, though she already knows what she’s going to see.

“We got trouble!”

The tent’s flaps fly apart as Guys in White pour in. Each of them is clad in shiny white armor with bulky projectile weapons in hand. The crowd continues to cheer as its own silhouette evaporates in the moonlight from outside. The dog raises its head and barks madly, dropping the hat. The agents ignore the ghosts around them and fire lasers into the roof. Valerie and the halfas put up their shields just in time. The concentrated bolts of plasma slice through the machine like butter. Its moorings fail, and the sabotagers lurch out of the way as the whole thing comes crashing down on the center ring.

What follows is a confusion of ecto-bolts, lasers, darting liberated spirits, and dust. The dog stumbles around on the wreckage of the grandstands with its face stuck in the top hat. Freak Show–battered but undeterred–takes his stupid hat back. He scrambles around, looking for an exit in the chaos without being seen. A crack of green lightning about two feet away scares him limp. He drops to the floor. The dog catches up, nabs the hat, and is gone before it can be reached. Unable to track the dog in the debris, Freak Show shakily gets up and lumbers away. He’s back in the hands of the agents before he’s out of the dust cloud.

The halfas hold their shields as Valerie returns laser fire with laser fire in a hail of bright red energy blasts. In preparation, they’d made up this formation to avoid each person having to juggle offense and defense. But now they find themselves unable to move much as a clump. No matter how many agents they deter, more seem to pile on. It feels like they’re coming from every direction. Closing in.

“We gotta get out of here,” Valerie orders.

“Where’s Tim?” Danny shouts over all the noise.

They have to carefully break formation to look for the dog. No one can see a thing, and they’re all getting banged up. Dani calls out for their new partner, drawing more fire in her direction. She remembers to turn intangible, but a burning shot grazes her arm anyway. She also has to be mindful of her distance to the ground, or else risk melee attacks from batons and debris that swing out of the haze. Something whacked her foot a minute ago.

The dog finally hears her, at least. A muffled bark comes from somewhere behind her. She turns and sees the dog running from an electrified net that gets thrown, reeled back, and thrown again. Dani fires a slew of bolts in the direction of its caster. She hears them hit something, but the net comes again. Her brother swiftly appears and scoops the dog up as it jumps from a collapsed heap of boxes. That’s good enough for her. She flies upward.

They all fly out of there at top speed into the surrounding fields of Amity Park’s city limits. Ghosts soar out of the destroyed tent, up into the night sky like bees from a burning hive. A deadlocked parking lot of government assault vans attempts to follow them out. Dani stops looking back and focuses on heading back toward town with the others.

Exhausted, Tim stops being a dog and returns to his street clothes. This leaves Danny holding him awkwardly by the waist with his legs dangling. Tim still has the hat in his mouth.

“Is there a reason you couldn’t have done that a little earlier?” Valerie asks pointedly.

“I forgot how until now,” Tim answers defensively after transferring the hat to his hand.

Danny turns Tim and himself invisible, so as not to be spotted. Dani joins Valerie on her board to do the same. When things go this crazy, the girls’ usual plan is for the two of them to split up and debrief remotely. But she isn’t sure Danny knows. Before anything can be said about it, the group notices familiar pod-shaped tracing jets approaching on the horizon, ready for them to scatter.

“Great. Now what?” Dani asks aloud.

“Train car!” Valerie points to a nearby train track where an engine with several freight cars attached speeds along toward town. Too low to track, and the Guys won’t be expecting it. The four of them head down and slip spectrally into a half-empty car of hay bales. Urgency finally lifts, and they all melt against the barn-smelling floor.

Danny is the first to say what everyone’s thinking.

“Well, that was a trap.” He rubs a sore spot on his side where he got hit with a stun baton. “I should’ve known something was off. Freak Show’s an ‘artifacts and occult’ guy. A big machine like that isn’t really in his wheelhouse.”

“It was definitely made by the Guys in White. Nobody overdesigns like they do,” Valerie adds. “This wasn’t just a trap, it was a sting.”

Danny nods in agreement, his head still on the floor.

“Hey, hasn’t Freak Show been in trouble with the Guys for, like… years?” Dani directs her question at her brother. She’s never had to deal with the eerie kook herself before, but she’s heard Danny complain about him often enough. “What do you bet they cut a deal where he lures us in and gets–I dunno, parole or whatever. Meanwhile, they test-drive this big honking machine that can brainwash a ton of ghosts at once. Makes my skin crawl just thinking about it.”

“Mine too.” Danny sits up and takes out the earphones. He collects Dani’s pair. “Did he actually manage to set you on fire?” He asks Tim.

“No, I did that,” he answers from somewhere behind her. “I think I singed my hair a little, though.”

Danny doesn’t hide being unnerved, which makes Dani grin. Valerie looks away impassively.

“So now, I guess we’ll have to worry about Freak Show being off the hook,” Danny thinks aloud to keep the thread going.

“Doubt it. Cause he stole this.” Tim has spent the whole conversation trying to pry something away from the inside of the hat. He tears away the duct tape and is left with a storage drive. He shows the others the label. “Blueprints and backups.”

“Yikes,” the other three say together.

“So, what do we do with it?” Dani asks. She already has her own opinion, but she doesn’t like the riveted look Valerie’s giving the rectangle in Tim’s hand.

If they built anything like that machine, there are a thousand ways they could use it to their advantage and save their town. Valerie knows that isn’t the way they agreed to handle this. At the same time, Dani knows it’s hard for Valerie to put her trust in ghosts in general. And recent events are only making that more complicated. But even if ghosts aren’t all on their side—and many of them aren’t even that human—they’re not pawns to be used. Dani herself is proof enough of that, isn’t she?

True to his promise, Danny hasn’t said anything–waiting for her lead.

Valerie tears her eyes away to look at Dani. She gives her a half-smile and says, “Well, we can’t let it get out, can we? Shouldn’t even exist.”

Dani nods affirmatively.

“Give it here. I barely got to do anything this time,” she says.

Tim hands it to her. Dani stands up and smashes the drive with her foot.

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First part of this concept/au.

INDEX

I might make a series out of this. It’s fun.

[theawesomecooljay]

Yup it's that time to be older, it ain't that day yet so let me gift you all by updating the stories, also if you haven't seen the latest chapters, CHECK THEM OUT! https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12696548/1/Lincoln-Loud-is-Bat-Boy https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12740205/1/Timmy-x-Chloe-Opposites-really-do-attract https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12267958/1/Our-next-door-neighbors-the-Butterfly-family https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13899245/1/Spookiz-The-Adventure-Continues

[heavenlee773]

Fairly Odd Parents; A New Wish finale spoilers!!

Okay so am I the only one who didn’t like the fact that Hazel’s friends now know about the fairies?

Because like, how do you go on from that? Maybe it’s because I never really got attached to her friends the same way I did with Dev, but it’s just racking my mind over how the episodes in season two will go.

It kind of feels like them knowing about the fairies will only cause troublesome situations like “oh it’s fine! Hazel can just wish us out of this mess” or “Hazel can you wish this for us please?” Which will probably cause a lot of problems, and there’s no going back from that.

It could be because on every site I watched FOPANW for free, it’s missing “The Wellsington Hotellsington” episode which I’m pretty sure is the episode where Winn gets formally introduced, and the trio’s friendship cements. I’ll probably have to buy that episode since websites don’t want to add it for some reason…

But now Season 2 most likely will be focused more on the trio and their shenanigans, so I don’t knowww… I’m really biased though, I love Dev as a character and I love his and Hazel’s dynamic (before the whole taking over fairy world thing)☹️

I like Jasmine and Winn but I just don’t care for them, you know?

And onto Hazel’s brother Antony, he’s cool and all but why does he need to know about the fairies?

Like I know this makes it SO much easier for Hazel, and it’s basically a huge weight lifted off of her, but story wise?? Eughhh I don’t know😖

I mean, if they explore his and Deja’s relationshipppp hmmm okayyyy😋😋 But I just know how they’d segue way into that, and thinking about it makes me uncomfortableeee!!

Basically what I’m saying is, I CAN’T WAIT FOR SEASON TWO AND I HOPE THERE IS MORE DEV CONTENT!!!

PLEASEE don’t have Dev just be a one off antagonist☹️☹️

The theory that Dev keeps his memories because of his shades (and also his similarities to some other rich kid that was in the original series of whom I forgot his name) is cool, but also awkwarddd— because what does he do with that information?? Like okay buddy, you remember. Now what? He never had the best relationship with Peri in the first place!! I’d prefer if maybe season one went on WITHOUT Irep interfering or at least appearing but not appearing again until the next season, because THEN Dev and Peri could’ve connected at least a little, and Dev could have more realizations about “maybe I don’t need my father’s approval” or something— then in season two when Dev goes on a spiral or something, let’s say his dad ticks him off;

Dev tries to have a heart to heart with his dad after Hazel and Peri push him to,

“I feel like you don’t care about me, and all I want is for you to be proud of me—“

And his dad is like,

“Come back to me when you do something I can be proud of.”

SO THEN he becomes bitter at Hazel and Peri for “making” him go do that, and turns to Irep to take over Fairy World.

Eughhhh but this is a kid’s show after all, and they want to cater to their attention spans so a show that takes a while to fully flesh out their characters would probably go right over some kid’s heads (or not, they could probably become smarter.)

I still love the show, and fanfiction exists for this exact reason—

I guess that’s enough of my Ramb-Lee’s for now, if anyone wants to talk about FOPANW, I’m here😝.

(Dev looks so CUTE in this scene🥺)

Peace!!

-🤍

[possamble]

What are your headcanons about Marcille's mom if you have any? It's interesting that what drew Donato to her was cause she lived the history he studied, or that was said somewhere at least. She must've had an interesting life.

so this was going to be just a normal answer but then I realized I have a Lot of Things To Say. so here goes, a compilation of what we know for a fact from the canon, what I've extrapolated from the visual cues and details, and my theories based on all of that.

Things we know for a fact about Marcille's mother because they were explicitly stated in the manga and supplemental materials:

She was a court mage for a Tall-man kingdom at the southern part of the Northern Continent

Donato, a court historian, fell in love with her because she had lived through the history he was studying, and he courted her for 17 years (age 15 to 32) before getting married

She was a cheerful person who rarely showed extreme emotion and took things as they came

She always cooked a huge meal for Marcille on her birthdays

She remarried a gnome after Donato's death and a short distance away from Marcille's childhood home

Pipi, Marcille's pet bird, was actually older than Marcille and originally belonged to her mother (bird died at 62)

She was extremely heartbroken when Donato died and ultimately ended up instilling a deep fear of mortality in Marcille with her words

the only time she showed extreme emotion in front of her family was when Donato could no longer eat his favourite dish near the end of his life.

She scolded Marcille for being cruel to ants (implying she can have a stern side when needed)

Things that are explicitly shown but mostly through visual cues

She has a very distinctive style of dress always involving a ribbon choker (mirroring Marcille's habit of always wearing a matching choker with any of her outfits that don't cover her neck)

She was almost stereotypically good at housekeeping and traditionally "wifely" things (very frequently depicted wearing an apron or doing some domestic chore when not at work, seems to have been an avid cook).

She knits? (also, note the affectionate smile as she's looking at Donato and Marcille reading a book together in the full panel)

She was as excited for Marcille's milestones as Donato was.

She didn't tell Marcille much about elven food

(there are a couple things that this panel in particular implies:

She lived a good deal of her life (if not being born and raised) in a mainly elven country in the West, implied by her knowing enough of an elven region's cuisine to prefer Tall-man food over it

seems to have a pretty carefree and casual demeanour overall, if this is how she replied to Marcille asking her about it (sounds like she never gave her culinary preferences that much thought to begin with)

slightly related to number 2, it seems like she and Marcille had a fairly casual parent-child dynamic (especially in comparison to the Toudens' memory of their father)

(local elf tastes Italian food once and never goes back))

However, she seems a lot more... serious in most of the other times we see her? Almost like the very stereotypical archetype of a graceful elf.

Subsequent conclusions about her personality:

Usually pretty carefree and cheerful at home, has been a loving and attentive parent throughout Marcille's childhood (while not being so doting that she didn't discipline Marcille).

Slightly more conjectural theories on her personality:

Had a much more graceful and professional personality at work, which would explain the more serious portraits we see of her.

Given that both she and Donato had positions at the royal court, it seems a little odd that she'd go out of her way to do all the housework herself, so maybe she just enjoyed doing it?

Now taping all the evidence together and toeing the line between analysis and fanfiction:

It's clear that she loved Donato very much and was utterly devastated by losing him. But there's one thing that really stuck out to me in what little we see of her:

Doesn't she seem... angry? The way she's gritting her teeth, clutching the tablecloth, and how this is the first and only time we see her eyes opened that wide. In the following panel, you see her being quiet and dejected after her initial outburst. She's still crying very intensely, but her brows are furrowed, and she's not really responding to Donato's affection in her body language.

We're not told the details of how she felt about losing Donato other than that it upset her. But this, to me, implies that she was angry and resented that he was aging, that the end of his life was approaching. An "it's not fair" type of preemptive grief. And if this was the first and last time she cried like this in front of her family, she was either very good at coping in private... or very bad at letting herself feel unpleasant emotions until they become unavoidable and end up overwhelming her.

It's not too remarkable a detail on the surface. It's even reminiscent of what the audience has seen of Marcille. But... when it comes to the big picture, you'd think an elf who voluntarily chose to marry a tall-man and have a half-elf child would have been better prepared for this.

It kind of recontextualizes her cheerfulness to me.

"I'm sure everything's gonna be okay!" (or some variation thereof, depending on what translation you have).

And this is stated to contrast her extreme grief when finally confronting Donato's failing body and eventual death. But I'm wondering if... maybe this optimism was why she was so upset. What if she went into all of it thinking "everything's gonna be okay"? What if she was a little young by elven standards, and just followed her heart thinking that her own resilience would get her through anything?

Of course, only to get completely overwhelmed when she actually loses Donato. She turns into a completely different person. And that's heartbreaking on its own-- but what the audience sees is the effect it had on Marcille. Can you imagine being her, watching your invincible and upbeat mother suddenly lose all the light in her eyes in one go?

I've already made a huge post about how I think Marcille models her "work persona" off her mother, but another thing that stuck with me as I was looking for more details in the manga was this:

copy pasting from the other post i made about it lmao it's like... the second she resigns herself to lifelong pain and terror, there's another portrait of her mother facing her like this. with their heads bowed, in mirrored body language of resignation and despair and sorrow. Except it's posed like Marcille is still looking at her mother but her mother is looking away.

It took me a second to realize, but I think that it's a visual metaphor for the fact that Marcille's mother was the only long-lived role model she had-- and she failed to model healthy grief for her daughter. I don't say this as an accusation or to disparage her as a character, but just as a matter of fact. In her, Marcille was seeing herself older and losing a short-lived spouse or loved one of her own, and all she saw was hopelessness.

But her mother didn't mean to instill hopelessness and terror in her. She wasn't really thinking of how it would truly affect Marcille at all (at least, that's how I'm interpreting her looking down and away from Marcille in the metaphor), she was just sad. And she, in her own way, was trying to protect her daughter and help her prepare for future losses.

What she meant was "loss is inevitable, and you have to learn how to be in pain but live on anyway." What Marcille heard was "loss is inevitable, and you will be scared and hurt for the rest of your life."

Again. Marcille's mother doesn't feature explicitly in the story the way her father does -- but in so many ways, her shadow, her silhouette, her reflection is always hanging over Marcille.

All that to say... headcanon-wise (everything from here on is 100% without evidence lmao), I'd like to think that she matured and realized that she failed Marcille. I imagine her being regretful about it, wanting a chance to fix it but never finding a way to insert herself back into Marcille's life when Marcille is so so so busy becoming the most accomplished mage possible. I imagine her being herself again, now, so many years after her loss and after remarrying -- but with her cheerfulness tempered with a lot more wisdom and the pain of having gone through loss like that. I think the second Marcille actually tells her what happened in the dungeon, she'd want to go running to her daughter again -- if Marcille tells her the full truth instead of just being embarrassed she let things get that far. (oh, the tragedy of her wanting to be more like her mother and an accomplished adult who doesn't need to be babied... being embarrassed to actually tell her mother how much she fucked up...)

There's also the tension of her having remarried -- I know that there's at least a little bit of resentment that Marcille harbours about that, because she's childish like that at heart even if she makes an effort not to externalize it. I think that her mother would be aware of that, potentially adding to her sense of guilt and apprehension at trying to reappear/intrude on Marcille's life. I honestly don't think Marcille has met her stepfather -- or even considers him a stepfather rather than "mama's new husband" and kind of a total stranger. I think she and her mother actively don't talk about it in their correspondence, like an elephant in the room.

but, ultimately, I think her mother is on her side no matter what. Ancient magic? Dark necromancy? Sure, she'll feel guilty and like she was partially responsible for setting Marcille down such a painful path, but she wouldn't care. that's her daughter!! she would've moved back west and been petitioning for her at the court, buying a house right next to the Canaries barracks and visiting her every day that she wasn't on a mission. And if her husband had opinions on Marcille becoming a "dark arts user," he either gets over it or it's divorce with him. Yes, she might have had her optimism completely humbled by losing Donato like that -- but she's still headstrong and self-assured and she doesn't care what people think of her. It's her way or the highway and she's always going to be in Marcille's corner.

(She also needs a name lol. I went with Juno, just to be cute about "Marcille"s closest real life equivalent being Marcella, which is the female version of Marcellus, which in turn is a diminutive of Marcus, which was derived from Mars. Absolutely in love with Marcille potentially being named after Ares/Mars the fucking god of war btw)

[donpaoloslongnose]

Good news, everyone!

Anti-fairly god parents are finally published along three chapters.It is now on Wattpad.

In other news,I created a project sekai x Fairly oddparents fanfic on AO3 called 'Fairly odd sekai'.It has short stories or focuses.

And also a fanfic of insert oc's (which are Timmy's cousins) on AO3 called 'Timmy Turner's cousins,the Wendell's.'