#failfailfail

[giggly-squiggily]

squiggily my love how are you, i feel like it's been forever since i crashed in your ask box 🖤 i hope the universe gives you the queen treatment you deserve and i will just humbly leave my present in your courtroom and then show myself out to watch from my evil tower of evilness how you open the box and find *drumroooooll* a kny modern au scenario because i'm BACK BABY (moderately so i still need to write job applications but i'm back that's the point)

so anyway the scenario. and it needs to be modern au because. people are alive there.

i've been having some sabito brainrot and he would just be SUCH a horrifying ler, i know it. he knows exactly what teases get to his victim, he knows all their spots, he's agile enough to dodge attacks and strong enough to pin people down, he just has the full package. taking him down is literally impossible.

giyuu tries it. epic fail abort mission the absolute worst day of his life and he's had many of those so you know it's bad.

tanjiro tries it. EPIC fail, sabito is a substitute coach in urokodaki's dojo after all and he knows ALL of tanjiro's moves, it's hopeless.

nezuko tries it. failfailfail because yeah she's cute and dangerous but sabito is a teacher, he knows of the danger that comes from small people and once you see where kids stick their hands you become kinda immune to any kind of cuteness.

giyuu ropes his friends into it. some of them only need a little nudge ("i've been wanting to kill that guy for years" - "SANEMI"), some of them need extra encouragement ("and what's in it for me?" - "fun? exercise? come on kyo..." - "listen if you want this to happen you better treat me to some quality burgers because i won't risk my life for nothing") but in the end they do indeed end up trying their luck. emphasis on trying.

kanae and kyojuro fail spectacularly and publicly because they thought it was a smart idea to ambush sabito on campus. tengen and mitsuri fail embarrassingly because they have all this strength and at the end of the day it really does nothing. sanemi and obanai refuse to talk about it and akaza isn't sure whether he should be absolutely fuming at the defeat or ecstatic that he actually found someone whose martial art skills are on par with his own.

(shinobu and gyomei are smart enough to stay out of the mess and honestly good for them)

except there is one person who can actually take sabito down and that person is makomo. and getting the intel from her was always out of giyuu's pay league (she's EXPENSIVE) but now that sabito has humiliated all of his friends, tengen and his disgusting off-shore untaxed bank account are happy to chip in. and the trick is really just that sabito has one really weird spot but once you get that the rest of his spots sort of unlock like bonus levels and then it's bad. if you're just one person, getting the spot might be hard but well. they're eight now.

that's it i don't have any details after it i just wanted to share the setup. have the most lovliest wonderfullest day and stay hydrated, i will now go rewatch sk8 as i yearn for the ova they announced 🖤🖤

REY! 💖💖💖💖 Hello my love! It’s always a bright day when you come by! I wouldn’t say the universe is treating me very luxurious right now (shark week started and I’m hurting baaaaad 😭) I can’t wait to devour this delightful present! *opens it and gets smacked like a giant boxing glove full of modernAU goodies* YIPPIE! 🥰🥰🥰

SABITO HELP WHZHWJDJSJSJS He’s that one guy you just don’t expect to be so deadly in tickle wars? First glances are deceiving; with his sweet smiles and charming nature you’d think he’d be such an easy lee…BUT THEN- oh as you said; he is DIABOLICAL! Endless knowledge of everyone’s tickle spots combined with his endless agility and strength and there’s no one who can defeat him!

JANZJANZNSNNS SANEMI WHHSB 🤣🤣🤣 He’s so ready to kill good lord! And Rengoku is a MOOD! He’s not going down without proper compensation and I love him for it whsbbsbbsnsbs (Akaza reluctantly impressed is GOLD QJZNANZNSNND 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰🥰🥰🥰) They all just kinda shuffle back defeated and Giyu’s genuinely concerned there’s no way to defeat Sabito

Makomo knows her worth like a true girlboss and I love her for it whsnwnsnwn TENGEN ABXBNWHSJS He’s not ashamed- Sabito took his built like a building down so fast whsnnwnsns I love the idea of Sabito having such a unknown spot qjsnnsnsns (I don’t know why- I’m thinking elbows; like- just above the joint if you squeeze it with the right pressure it’s like an on switch) He gets all giggly and then shocked cause “Wait that wasn’t supposed to happen” and now everyone’s looking at him like 👀👀👀😈😈😈 and he’s RUNNING!

It goes down in history as the greatest fox hunt of all time- Shinobu took pictures and everything (she needs blackmail for future endeavors) and now Sabito has to get even more creative with his tickly attacks to avoid said antics 🤣🤣🤣 God this AU is so GREAT!

Thank you for sharing Rey! This made my kinda iffy morning a lot better 🥰🥰🥰

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Why didn’t you behead him, M. le Pointy Lake???

If ever there was a time to go full Judith-on-Holofernes, NOW IS THE TIME.

…oh my god, et tu, Claudia? FAILFAILFAIL.

[helpimstuckinafandom]

"I'm willing to fail the deception" fail fail failfailFAIL FAILFAILFAIL "I'll keep it together for the Lady-" FUCK

[lapoema]

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data crash amigue uhmanx .

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:honeyshit

now AM Dapoëm

[msquillee]

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Adventures in yoga

[fredrikunderhaug-blog]

After a wonderful yin practice last night with the wonderful @carolinepegnayoga I'm now ready for my inversions again! Happy days!!! One more class left today @thepoweryogaco at 4pm, hope I see a bunch of you guys there. #healthyandfitter #happy #saturday #hopeful #class #wonderful #work #london #life #inversions #handbalance #handstand #practice #failing #perfect #failfailfail #lululemon #yoga #yogafun #yogi (at Holland Park)

[ryenleemee]

Đi hoang... Bị kêu nhạt.. Bài nhạt, đời mình cũng nhạt luôn... Mần răng cho mặn bi chừ?? #HansFilm #FailFailFail #BetweenHeavenAndHell #04042017

[moncsika]

i made an entry for this month #cdchallenge (maori warrior)... actually i don't really like it so i post the only detail what i like it... ⭐⭐⭐ #failfailfail 😥😭 #characterdesign #maori #illustration #artistoninstagram

[eternal-calypso]

Hahahhaha what the fuck is this bullshit i can't stop talking i love it, doesn't matter if it's small and personal subjects or big and non-personal there is no shutting me up

I'm so glad no one has gotten upset (yet), they all agree but it's a bit boring 'cause i don't get much feedback and new ideas to play around with

I feel an urge to get slapped with truths and good opinions

Slap me with personal criticism

Also

Slap me physically, i'm not much in my body and can't feel bodily emotions as well as before.

Emotions: Body's reaction to stimuli. Ex anger.

Feelings: After we process emotions, memories and experiences. Ex hate.

Being an always logical thinking individual subconciously distances yourself from your emotions since having the opinion that emotions are illogical and/or irrational and/or not useful to solve problems with, they no longer make themselves known, you become numb to your body because your psyche, body and bodily emotions don't wanna cooperate, or have vague connections, therefore things that strongly affect the body bring great and intense satisfaction and pain is one of them making it a great combo with endorphins. Also being a highly thinking individual makes you identify yourself more with your brain, the "you" as in "i am" is now located in your head. I remember being a very sensitive, emotional person and locating the "i am" in my body, pointing at my heart or soul while also feeling myself in my stomach? (((Now that this weird bullshittery is happening i no longer feel myself in my body, i feel that i'm more in my head???))) I remember i was so in touch with my emotions that whatever affected my body, even the smallest touch made my feelings sky rocket, which unfortunately most of them were negative, making my psyche take in that info messing with my thinking. Not only that but reappearing, similar experiences firstly go directly into your thinking and my thinking is ofcourse connected to my feelings, connected to my negative feelings, connected to my core emotions, connected to my bodily emotions, connected to my body.. Ye, i hurt physically and mentally almost all the time. A vicious, painful cycle. Though all this mess was going on, i still knew and could feel the emotions i should be feeling, and knew how i should be thinking about the subject.. I just didn't know how to break free from the negative ones that made themselves feel so powerful.

Also, maybe, i felt positive feelings/emotions so vaguely before that i somehow held on to painful feelings and sadness just so that i could feel the contrast and value my positive ones..??.... Much more to it but definitely a part of it.

BUT/AND

I no longer feel negative feelings since i've learned to break them down to pure, core emotions everytime as much as needed. Most of the emotions in the spectrum are positive but that does not mean anger and sadness (maybe some more emotions) are negative. There are no negative emotions. Only negative feelings. I think that when i started to heal from my negative feelings i also stopped feeling the contrast from my positive emotions making everything that i feel right now pretty neutral but in a comforting and content way with a pinch of melancholia? As i explained above in the beginning nonstop thinking is also a big part of not feeling much emotions so there is that too. So feelings and positive emotions don't play much in my body which makes my already numb body send weak connections to my psyche, not being able to feel strong emotions or feel them to its fullest. I feel joy, but i think is just as vague as before, only difference is there are no negative feelings attached and my body and psyche are just learning how to handle them and expressing them in a correct way but being difficult for not being in touch with my body.. This is a failfailfail situation, i need to get myself back down to my emotions and the only way to do that is by stop thinking and only start feeling and then try to balance it out. Now that i'm much better i shouldn't suffer so much from being an emotional person.. It seems that knowing how an emotional wreck of a humans thinking looks like, has helped my wreck of a logical ass to understand and see a lot of perspective about A LOT of things, and vice versa, while also helping the people around me break vicious cycles.. Looks like i will not be shutting up anytime soon.

AH

The bodily emotions seem to have bodily negative feelings because my body CAN STILL react badly to a certain kind of stimuli, i've broken it down as much as possible and nothing else affects me, it's only this one reaction. To heal from negative bodily reactions it seems that you have to overwrite the old memories with new positive ones with similar stimuli in small steps.

But yeah ugh have i ever taken small steps to change anything in my life?

No.

It's either 0 or 100 soooo once again

SLAP ME OR SPANK ME I PROMISE IT'S OKAY I LOVE IT IM 90% HEALED

SLAP THE BAD OUT OF ME

[anki14542]

Fail Fail Fail And Rise Like A Phoenix

[hobobuzz]

New #hoboken tweet. @NJTRANSIT Why didn't you announce this earlier? Could have went to Hoboken instead of transferring at Secaucus. #FailFailFail

[n-u-o-c]

#22 Đăng ảnh để chuẩn bị đi học năm học mới. Ảnh này đẹp quá mà ứ nghĩ ra cap gì thật đíp :v Mà đang ngồi gõ đột nhiên nghĩ đến một thằng bạn đang tán gái. Lạy trời mai mình nhớ cảnh cáo nó nếu một mai tán gái thành công thì chớ được kể cho mình kẻo lỡ đại sự. Buồn cho chúng bạn luôn bị cái vía cô thần quả tú của tui làm hỏng chuyện :(( tui buồn lắm nhưng chỉ có cách doạ nạt cảnh cáo huynh đệ tỉ muội gần xa không được đem chuyện yêu đương ra tâm sự với tui kẻo phải vía 😅😅 muốn nghe mà cứ không nên nghe luôn ấy 😪😪😪. Chuyển chủ đề hào hùng chút là bức nè chộp ở Nam Định. Đối với tui đây là bức chụp đẹp nhất ở đó, kì công nhất vì mấy lần mới chụp được và cũng may là trời hôm đó gió nhẹ nên cờ bay chầm chậm như slow-motion. Ảnh chụp tại quảng trường Trần Hưng Đạo, công viên Vị Xuyên tp Nam Định. Nghe ghê gớm vậy nhưng điều tui thích nhất ở đó lại là sự đông vui của tất cả lứa tuổi đến đó giải trí, tập thể dục, chụp ảnh v.v... mà Thái Bình không có địa điểm nào lí tưởng được như thế. Nhưng mà Nam Định thì vẫn là đất khách thôi, không vương vấn bận lòng mà chỉ là kẻ ham chụp ảnh sống ảo. Mà nay đíp fail vl vì Sho nằm cạnh hôi quá, trời lạnh ít tắm cái biết ngay 🤧🤧 #experience #flags #park #square #tranhungdao #newschoolyear #failfailfail #lovephotos #sho

[confusedconcept]

fuck school. fuck stress. literally failing. i feel like a failure. i quit.

[2christel2-blog]

Cheating on Essays

So I’m in a mood right now. I just looked up several different ways to cheat on English essays to make sure I knew them all. Newsflash! Most professors keep up with this. Changing font size, margins, whiting out words, etc are standard things professors look at when grading. It’s easy to pick out words and phrases that students do not know or did not write. It’s better to try and fail than to spend money on an essay and definitely fail. Stop trying to get around the system. All it does is hurt you. Most institutions have the power to ruin your academic career if you cheat. So I went around to various Tumblrs today to look around at what people were saying to do in order to cheat. If any of my students did some of these things, I’d question their intelligence. Because it’s stupid, and I thought better of their abilities.