#failedwish

[briilliance1]

“My girlfriend is so pretty and y’all can rot with envy.”

[briilliance]

buttercup && rachel for the ship meme!!

ship meme #1 █║│♛

Send me a ship, and I’ll reply with:

Who would throw the other in the pool: Buttercup

Who is the better carer when the other is sick: Neither. Bubbles or Boomer 

Who would force the other to do extreme sports with them: BUTTERCUP IS SUCH AN ADRENALINE JUNKIE tho tbf when you’re super nothing really is “extreme” to you

Who would cook a better romantic dinner: Uber Eats

Who would build the blanket fort in the living room: Rachel

Who would have the best holiday ideas: Rachel and ngl Buttercup HATES IT. Rachel’s too extra

Who would need to clean out the other’s stuff to make room for their own: There’s a small section in her closet for Rachel’s clothes whenever she comes over to the Utonium house but no one’s moving in with anyone.

[voidfcllen]

FROM THE INBOX: @failedwish​​ get’s a tweet from the boif

[isoscelescurse-movedto-blog]

@failedwish​

MADE   A   DEAL   THEY   SHOULDN’T   HAVE   MADE!

                                   ‘   world   domination   is   within   my   grasp.   thank   you   for   summoning   me.   names   bill.   ’

[vriisket]

failedwish | STIRRED THE NEST.

ᚐᚚᚌ ⊰ Vriska gave the balisong a skillful twirl between her right hand’s fingers as she stepped over the writhing corpse of a burglar, stepping into the open, broken glass of a window, and looking around in the gas station where a duo of crooks attempted to make off with the cash register money.

    Vriska: Take a peak into the open register.

ᚐᚚᚌ⊰♏⊱ᚒ “Woooooooow!”                 “You guys didn’t even manage                  to get any of it!”                 “Fuckin’ nice!!!!!!!!”

ᚐᚚᚌ ⊰ She quickly scoops up the cash for herself- you know, as payment for her help!- and stares off over the snack aisles. It was easy for her to peer out at most of the interior- but there was still one baddie remaining, hiding.

ᚐᚚᚌ⊰♏⊱ᚒ “Maybe if you cower on your                    knees, I’ll let you live!”                  “I’ll give yoooouuuu... m8y8e like                   two, three minutes tops!”

[klngmax]

contribution of stoopid rps that have came up in our crazy server there are probably people im missing im srry

@ateloist @nmbh1 @builtperil @guiltycharge @an-ordinary-roach @voidfcllen @failedwish

[piinkbcws-blog]

( @failedwish liked ! for a starter. )

“ listen, girlie — your first day might’ve gone off without a hitch, but now we gotta set some ground rules. one ; im always the batter when we play baseball.

two ; don’t think about getting close to phoebe, she’s mine.

three ; don’t forget who the boss is around here, sister. and lastly ; don’t even think about becoming friends with arn — ”

she stopped, face flushing.

“ with arn, arn ... aren’t you hot ? we should go inside, criminy ! ”

[ouranking]

🌹 ⏩ @failedwish​ II Starter Call II Lyric Source

“ Le boulanger porte son plateau bien garni Du bon vieux pain de son fournil. Depuis qu'on est arrivés, Les gens me sont étrangers, Dans les rues qui pleurent d'ennui.” 

[voidfcllen-a]

@failedwish​ is getting an ANTI FAERIE

She took a deep breath, steeling herself for her big entrance. She couldn’t mess this up, her hubby was counting on her! All the Anti Faeries were. This was the first big step to them getting godkids of their own.

If she messed this up (as she was prone to doing), she’d have ruined both her biggest dream, and so many of Anti-Cosmo’s plans.

She couldn’t let them down.

“Howdy, Kiddo! My names Anti-Wanda, and I’m your Anti-Faerie Godparent!”

[nmbh1-moved]

                                                      ❝      you  can’t  keep  living  like  this  ,    rachel  .      ❞     his  tone  is  stern  ,    yet  sympathetic  .    he  takes  a  step  towards  the  girl  ,    cautious  ,    and  holds  out  a  hand  to  her  .    ❝      let’s  get  out  of  here  .      ❞        // @failedwish picked #90.

[wishingfails]

                       Let me TELL YOU what I WISH I’d known                    When I was YOUNG and DREAMED of GLORY                               Don't NOBODY have CONTROL

      WHO LIVES, WHO DIES, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY

[briilliance1]

mistletoe !! ( for buttercup for failedwish )

@failedwish

“I-I don’t do that kinda stuff, it’s sappy!” 

Kicking at the floor Buttercup huffed, attempting to hide her embarrassment and bashfulness behind a scowl and roll of eyes as the heroine kicked at the floor. Of course, she had noticed the stupid mistletoe, it was right there hanging so damn low it could basically slap your forehead on the way in.

“You did it on purpose, we could have just gone out the same way we walked in from.”

It’s not that she didn’t want to kiss Rachel, that would be insane! But why did it have to be in public? Everyone made such a stupid big deal of everything!

“You’re not gonna move until I do it huh?” Giving an exaggerated grunt and stomping of her feet Buttercup began walking back and forth, hands stuffed into her pockets as she tried to calm herself down. 

”I’m going! Just, just give me a minute.. I will do it!”

Just gotta kiss her girlfriend. In public. In front of everyone.

“Aaagh! Fine! Fine!” Walking forward she reaches for her hand, pulling the shorter blonde closer as her other arm wrapped around Rachel’s middle. 

It was a quick kiss, a dipped over kiss as Buttercup centered herself with her back towards everyone as she dipped the freckled girl wrapped in her arms before pulling away.

“Th-here..can we go now?”

She’s still blushing.

[frcgmentmuses]

DOWNPOUR ( also @ dipper from rach im to lazy to switch blogs )

Send me  “DOWNPOUR”  for my muse to show up on your muse’s doorstep during a rainstorm, drenched and shaking from the cold.                                          @failedwish

“Rachel?” He doesn’t ask why, just moves to pull her inside. “I’ll go get you a towel or something, hold on Mabel’s out right now I’ll call her so you can borrow some clothes.” 

Dipper doesn’t question it, beyond asking why she hadn’t gone to her brother or David first. First priority right now is just getting her dry and inside.

[voidfcllen]

there's a girl??? to steal a kiss?? and run. bye she loves u dip

yALL THEY’RE SO SOFT??

Dipper hadn’t been EXPECTING it, focused on transcribing the day’s adventures into the shiny new JOURNAL 3 Mabel had crafted him earlier in the summer. The cover of which was plastered with a rainbow mermaid tail that he suspected was SUPPOSED to represent his girlfriend JOURNAL 1 had been his signature pine tree symbol, and JOURNAL 2 a shooting star.) He was so caught up in his work that he didn’t even NOTICE her creeping up behind him.

Though maybe that was just MORE PROOF that he needed to get more sleep at night, his paranoia USUALLY didn’t let anyone catch him off guard like that anymore.

It’s not until AFTER she’s kissed him and turned tail to run that he’s even able to REACT, dropping his pen from his cramped hand in surprise, sputtering and staring after her.

“Rachel what the heck? Hey come back–” Okay he KNOWS she’s laughing at him because he can HEAR IT as she runs away. “Rachel!”

He snaps his journal closed and runs after her.

“You could have just ASKED me to take a break!”

[kaeruhop]

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☆    ━━    andy  rants  for  once    /    @failedwish .

sometimes callouts are necessary & it's not hard to tell a legit one from a petty one because a legit callout will have substantial evidence & less fluff to it. anyone whos been following me before tsuyu knows that i'm not the type to reblog anything i see ━ i tend to stay out of shit unless i feel it's necessary for me to join in which is almost never. but sometimes it's just necessary to spread info on those who could be dangerous to others.

[eidetic187]

is it optional for me to say i love one ( 1 ) fbi agent. bc that agent is spencer reid

spen.cer rei.d loves you too