#failedhero

[failedbeliever]

Y’ALL. I DID THE THING. WE MOVED 2K MILES AWAY FROM MY HOMETOWN. I FEEL SO POWERFUL. but yes, i am here and i’m so proud of myself. anyway, i’m up for plotting and such, while we still get settled. i haven’t started work yet, so!! let’s do stuff?

[legacy-snk-vs-capcom]

here is the proof that each one is special in what they do, always be yourself 😂😂😂

[ceoofvariants]

failedhero said: dean vc: salt.

“Huh. The hunter uses salt. Predictable.”

[compatiissante]

@failedhero​ replied to your post:

BIG SIGH FROM DEAN OVER HERE MY FRIEND

maya vc: DEAN, I LOVE YOU, BUT I SAID WHAT I SAID--

[upwardstrokes]

@failedhero​ || Dean & Evie

He had been caught by her MOTHER. After a rather routinely LURE turned into a switch and bait with some hunters, her mother wasn’t one to go down easy. After snatching Dean away from his precious BROTHER Sam, the two women had him TIED up in the back room of the house they had made into a HOME for the last few months. It would take a while to track them down, so Evie’s mother decided to have a little bit of fun. But before that, she sent in her beautiful young daughter to set the room up with a few THINGS. A few TOYS. And that’s what she was doing when the oldest Winchester came to. The room was DARK, lit only by a few candles flickering shadows across their faces, but Evie worked expertly despite all of that. Though she made sure to never let her eyes catch his own. Hunters were dangerous - her mother had taught her that.

[rv118a]

❛  i  can  TAKE  CARE  OF  MYSELF  just  FINE.  ❜

𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐀𝐂𝐓  :  @failedhero​  //  𝐉𝐎𝐁  :  starter  call

[saltnburn]

@failedhero​

“you can’t possibly think that’s a good idea.”

[seesgood]

A call comes in from somewhere in Maine, Dean's voice crackles from the other side. "Bah Bah Baaaaah" his voice was cut off but you can guess there was a 'Sweet Caroline' before the call connected. "Just wanted to give you a heads up there's some hunters coming through. Told'em I already checked the place so you should be good. You take any breaks yet?"

❝ For your sake --- I'm writing that first bit off as static interference. ❞ She sounds irritated. And she is, both by the fact that the better part of he day has involved dealing with Damon and now by the fact that Dean 'Bane of Everyone's Existence' Winchester is calling her. Which only ever means bad news. The mention of hunters makes her bristle. Freezing in place, hand hovering just a few inches away from her blood bag as it sinks in. Hunters. ❝ You... ❞ Brow furrows and she stands taller, flicking the fridge door closed and turning to give the wall across from her an inquisitive stare. As if it can somehow unravel the mystery that is Dean Winchester and spell it out for her. ❝ Breaks. Um...define breaks. Nothing's tried to kill me in the past 48 hours so, that's something, right? ❞ A pause, and she debates asking the rational follow up question for a beat longer than she should before she does. ❝ What about you? ❞

[evermxre-a]

“You look like a beautiful piece of wallpaper.”

adam blinks. head tilts, blue eyes narrowed slightly. quite honestly, he’s just not sure whether or not dean means that sarcastically or as a compliment. the outfit in question is indeed rather sparkly— a golden jacket, complete with glitter— but he wouldn’t say it looked like WALLPAPER necessarily.

“ are you complimenting me or are you just being an ass? ” arms fold across chest, bottom lip now sticking out in the form of a pout. “ be more specific, dean. ”

[shesdaylight-arch]

What’s black white and green with 16 wheels?….. a cow on roller skates :)

AND YOU KNOW WHAT that is the coolest cow to ever live

[failedbeliever]

so, Dean and I met. That was a cool birthday surprise. @failedhero

[thunderbringerarchived]

coming at you on the heels of that photoset to send you BLESSINGS FOR NOT MAKING THOR A 'HIMBO' thank thank thank. He is SMART and you play him as such and I just- appreciate it fam.

listen. listen. listen. don’t get me started. this is a subject i could rant about ALL DAY. and its one of those nitpicky things that i probably annoy people about cause i don’t want it mentioned in front of me in reference to thor. cause its just NOT TRUE. for some reason he can’t be silly or even a bit clumsy without someone mentioning he’s a frickin himbo. like no. can we please not diminish his intelligence just cause y’all like the term. i’ve made so many posts about this. 

[therelentless]

♦

Send me a ♦ if your character has ever had sexual thoughts about mine. II accepting II

hopefully none of these end up with him with a stake in his chest. kind of hot, but not what his into.

[compatiissante]

Except Dean wouldn't say anything to Maya because her life would be a lot less dangerous without him or Sam in it. I think once a year though, around his birthday, he'd give her a call just to hear her voice then hang up the payphone and go back to business.

My muse has lost their memories. Send them things you would say or do to bring them back around. Can be as sincere or manipulative as you want.

but see, amnesia!maya would still be drawn to him and look forward to the calls every year, even if she didn't understand WHY. life goes on, but there's still a part of her buried deep inside that knows she's missing something. or someone.

[mieczlw-a]

this is spurred by the intimidation thing but different. Stiles is an amazing character who is, for the most part, cuddly. But dude has some darkness in there too and he's smarter then he has any right to be. Stiles is one of those 'don't push him' characters and it gives me life. He all cool and cuddly until he absolutely is not. 10/10

insert  a  sobbing  mess  gif  because  all  of  this.   you  get  him ,  you  really  get  him.   for  the  most  part ,  he’s  just  a  peter  -  pan  being ,  never  growing  up ,  massive  nerd  who  loves  cuddling,  holding  hands  and  long  walks  on  the  beach.   but  one  thing  he  will  never  do  is  back  down ,  which  will  be  the  death  of  him  most  likely.  but  he  will  fiercly  protect   his  friends,  his  family ,  his  loved  ones  and  whomever  else  might  need  it.  he  will  do  anything  that  it  takes  to  do  it  ;   and  when  he  gets  in  that  mindset ,  it’s  terrifying.  thanks  to  void ,  he  will  always  have  that  darkness  around  his  heart  that  blurrs  the  line  he  shouldn’t  cross.  

[saltnburn]

@failedhero​ gets a starter from sammy

     “please tell me you’re not actually gonna eat that and that you only took it from the lady that runs the bakery because she has a weird crush on you.”