#failboat kirby

[daily-failboat-clips]

(casually) I'm a switch

[knightedgem]

Crystal Shards Waddle Dee? You okay?

Maybe being forcibly turned into a Waddle Doo is not a pleasant experience...

[muffin-snakes-art]

Have you seen Failboat's latest video? He let me choose what the horde would be carrying

If I had a nickel for every time I'm paid to draw Kirby with a detailed/strange face this year, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

[mistilteinn-magolor]

"kill them with kindness" WRONG. BEAM ATTACK!!! ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡

[citradreampainter]

Official 2D Artwork of Doofilin for A Devious Plan Gone Live: Doofilin's Big Time

[calscompositions]

don’t mind me, just putting some of my favorite Failboat quotes here

“…now I’m actually able to broadcast to people in, like, what? Lithuania! And… California! [long silence] …I’ve run out of locations in the world that I’m aware of.”

“Sorry, it’s not ‘Do you’, I’m an idiot. It’s ‘triangle-o-trident-o going through (can’t remember what was said here and the quote I’m copying censored this bit)-u with a lil extra somethin somethin-double t-pi-upside down triangle-square root of Christ.”

“That’s not a boot! It’s the god of death, Grandma!”

“Nice balls. Your life is forfeit.”

“So, yee— and I cannot stress this enough— haw.” *launches self into the air while riding another player disguised as a llama*

“Frosty the Snowman decided that one day / That if you see him approaching, you should pick a god and pray”

“Hello there, your call is very important to us. Thank you for calling Bed Bath and Beyond, you are currently number 289 in cue, estimated time remaining: 14 years. You'll be here forever, we have actually stapled the phone to your ear. That's right, you're here forever, we own you. People always wondered what was in the beyond department. Everyone you love is in the beyond department. Thank you for calling.”

“I’m gonna fire a drill and I’m gonna fire a drill and I’m gonna kill this guy by firing a drill and I’m gonna fire a drill and I’m just gonna kick this guy and guess how you’re gonna die? By firing a drill.”

“Careful Link! It’s an apostrophe!”

“Thank you Goku, for creating the Hatsune Miku gun.”

(talking to chat) “Chat, you don’t sound a lot like denomination right now. Say something a coin would say.” “Father, give us hands so that we can feel something other than pain.” “An official quote from the US dollar bill!” “Rising house prices.” “Ok hold on that sou— that’s very coin-like.”

[dragons-hoard-of-fandoms]

"I will die on this hill before I bend on this matter" is kind of a raw line to come from a YouTube streamer trying to convince his livechat that Kirby wouldn't jaywalk.

[ridgette58]

"madeline is trans"

(catagory: ADVANCED CELESTE MOVEMENT TECHNIQUE)

[explosiv-glasses]

Failboat comments

[lolipop-lord]

super waddle doo!!

[snickers-the-fluffy-boi]

I ship Magolor x the Lor Starcutter

Why?

Because of the Magolor x Lor mod for Kirby Star Allies.

The Lor was already sentient in cannon anyway.

[daily-failboat-clips]

Life Is Finite

[cinnabuncrumbs]

wanted to make a eyea gijinka for the new kirby mod failboat video nun serious

[muffin-snakes-art]

Forever being pummeled

[citradreampainter]

Fecto Doo is a lad yes

[apollo-fizz]

law abiding citizen