calscompositions
the Cal who Composes
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I make music! Sometimes I also make things that are not music, like jokes, which are rarely funny, but I do my best.I'm a white Christian cishet guy, so definitely an oddity on this site, but I'm sure we can get along despite our differences! I'm also auDHD, so it's not like I'm completely out of place here.One of these days I'd like to make a game. Or rather, I'd like to get someone else to make a game for me that I can write, direct, and compose for. Until then, I'll just keep makin' other cool stuff!
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calscompositions · 12 hours ago
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you know what, screw it. new life goal: make enough money to buy all the lego sets i wanted as a kid but never got
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calscompositions · 2 days ago
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one time in english class we had to draw scenes from The Great Gatsby for an assignment. in mine, Nick was replaced with Spider-Man, Gatsby was constantly in the raising-a-glass pose from the meme (and began and ended every sentence with "old sport"), and Daisy was replaced with Princess Daisy from Mario.
i was one of only four students to get a 100% on the assignment and everyone else failed it horribly.
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calscompositions · 3 days ago
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sometimes i think God made a mistake giving us free will.
then i go eat a chocolate truffle (which i probably wouldn’t have done without free will) and think “nah He had the right idea”
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calscompositions · 4 days ago
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the cake was a lie. and i'm once again a fool.
guys the circumstances are aligning again
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calscompositions · 4 days ago
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tumblr decided not to notify me that i was pinged here but yes! i have checked this and mine is off :) i encourage fellow artists to do the same. that being said, opting out doesn't guarantee that third parties won't just steal your stuff anyway... there are filters to protect your art, but i don't know how to protect music from this.
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i feel like this is important enough to put on here.
if you have any videos on youtube make sure this is unchecked
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calscompositions · 4 days ago
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youtube
It's here! Go watch it!
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calscompositions · 6 days ago
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i have my clown makeup at the ready but. guys. guys i think it might be happening.
guys the circumstances are aligning again
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calscompositions · 6 days ago
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guys the circumstances are aligning again
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calscompositions · 6 days ago
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i can't wait for 20 years down the line when someone gives WordGirl the DuckTales treatment and gives it a 3-season story-driven reboot that appeals to both kids and a slightly older demographic that the internet obsesses over for like a year before the fandom dwindles down to like 20 people again
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calscompositions · 8 days ago
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i need to *remembers i shouldn’t make suicide jokes* die. not by my own hand i need something else to do it for me.
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calscompositions · 9 days ago
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hey everyone! reminder that the first of three Aurora tracks goes up this Saturday at noon EST! each subsequent song will also go up at noon EST on their respective Saturdays-- the three of them will be releasing in a row, so January will be a very Aurora-ful month for me :D
i'll post about it again when it actually releases :D
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calscompositions · 9 days ago
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i’m not even watching the superman movie for the superman i NEED green lantern to get some good representation in a film for once. even if it’s not hal i NEED this. guy gardener please don’t mess this up.
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calscompositions · 12 days ago
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I want my eventual demise to serve as a grim cautionary tale, but not, like, in a useful way. I want the way I go out to be something it wouldn't ever occur to you to try if you'd never heard my story.
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calscompositions · 13 days ago
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plot twists are just me surprising myself because i didn’t plan ahead.
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calscompositions · 13 days ago
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actually the closest thing we have to a supervillain in modern society is probably, depending on who you ask, either trump or musk. and nobody takes either of them seriously. so. point proven.
supervillains would absolutely not be able to function in modern society. they’d start monologuing dramatically and get about 2 sentences in before the hero went “what is blud yappin about.” nobody would take them seriously at all.
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calscompositions · 14 days ago
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supervillains would absolutely not be able to function in modern society. they’d start monologuing dramatically and get about 2 sentences in before the hero went “what is blud yappin about.” nobody would take them seriously at all.
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calscompositions · 14 days ago
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whale shark appreciation moment!!!! i love them so much and all carpet are so cool i especially love Wobbegong they’re so funky looking
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