Any inspiration from Artemis Fowl series? Think you might’ve mentioned it once in an author’s note! I used to be obsessed with those books and there is a hilarious resemblance between the dry haughty plumminess of your Draco and Artemis XD. As a side note I am absolutely obsessed with your writing. Lionheart is one of my favourite fics ever. You are so incredibly talented and have such a unique and witty writing style - I feel so excited when it’s Friday!
Thank you very much!
I have read Artemis Fowl, albeit a very long time ago, when I was a kid. The first book is an actually brilliant piece of middle-grade fiction, and it's got the knockout pitch of "fairy heist story," whereas I was sold at "heist." Plus, the faepunk underground version of fairyland is objectively cool as hell, and I sort of wish it got a TV show so a younger set could be introduced to it.
Artemis and Draco share strains of the same haughty, bratty intelligence, and I think the focus on their mothers is another resemblance. "Last scion of a house known for its questionable behavior" doesn't hurt. I think Artemis, being a genius, is a more active and manipulative than Draco — Draco is never getting a gold star for integrity, but he's not going to take hostages and going out of his way to manipulate people. Probably not because of any moral objection, either! It's just usually not the most efficient way to get what he wants.
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That's 645 more posts than 2021!
96 posts created (7%)
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#he went on to tell me that i'm not allowed to work on sprites or anything today because i'm running myself into the ground mentally over it
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
I just dreamed the newest Tumblr meme was posting pictures of baroque art with your estimation of how long it would take you to destroy said piece of art, frequently along with very aggressive assertions that your guess was exactly right down to the second...what the fuck, sleeping me?
29 notes - Posted June 16, 2022
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Psst. Do you like white mochas? Do you not want to give Starbucks money right now because they're a bunch of union busting assholes? 'Cause I got something special just for you.
I have reverse engineered the ingredient list I remember off their white mocha bottles from when I worked there, and made it about ten times better, and it is mad easy to make at home.
YOU'RE GONNA WANT:
A bar of good quality white chocolate; Ghirardelli's baking bars are fantastic for this. Look for something that's mostly cocoa butter.
About 3-4 tablespoons of sweetened condensed milk
About a tablespoon of heavy cream
About a tablespoon of boiling water
A dash of salt
Break the white chocolate up and put it into a small microwave-safe container. Microwave it on high for 30 second intervals, stirring between each one, until it's good and melted.
Drop 3 or 4 tablespoons of sweetened condensed milk in there. It's not an exact measurement because let's be honest, that stuff's hard to measure.
Start mixing.
It will immediately seize into a solid mass and you'll think I'm fucking with you after all. This is normal. Chocolate is an incredibly weird emulsion and this is just how the chocolate do when it sees a water molecule! Stir until it's at least a uniform solid mass, and then add a tablespoon of boiling water. The hotter the better.
After a little bit it'll unseize and abruptly turn smooth again. If it doesn't, hit it with another teaspoon of boiling water and it will.
Add that tablespoon of heavy cream and mix in. You can even make it two tablespoons if you want. I'm not the boss of you.
Add a dash of salt to taste. I'm a two-dash kinda person myself, because it counters how much sugar is in it. Which is a lot.
And boom. That's it. You now have white mocha sauce comparable to any coffee chain's brand except actually it's way better. Store it covered in the fridge, it'll keep a while but it's probably best to use it within the week since it's got fresh dairy ingredients.
Can it be made vegan? Probably but you'd have to find white chocolate with no dairy additives to start with, and then sweetened condensed non-dairy milk if that exists, and probably use coconut cream, and I dunno I haven't tried at all so you're on your own for that if you want to experiment.
Anyway, enjoy your white mocha sauce, fuck Starbucks, union strong. ✊🏻
65 notes - Posted July 15, 2022
#3
Annual petition to put thorn and eth back in the alphabet. Icelandic gets ðem, why can't we have nice þings too.
92 notes - Posted September 27, 2022
#2
Feminist spaces are currently pretty hostile to men, particularly those who want to talk about what they face under patriarchy, and who want to participate without being pressured to self-flagellate or allow themselves to be a target for other people's unrelated frustrations.
Oh, there it is. There's why I hate it so much when someone's like "all men are dogs" or whatever right to my face, and even more angry when they say, "shut up and don't argue with me because you should know I don't mean you, but you're being part of the problem now."
If they so obviously don't mean to include me, are they saying then that I'm not a man? I'll fucking fight. And it is NEVER, EVER "part of the problem" for a trans person to deny someone the ability to talk shit about them on the basis of their gender.
It's not my job to be a punching bag for shit I didn't do. There's certainly things I'll accept that I've been complicit in, even if it was through ignorance. That, however, is not one of them.
(Emphasis mine, text from a post by nothorses that I didn't want to hijack just to make a personal point on.)
97 notes - Posted May 16, 2022
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516 notes - Posted May 23, 2022
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