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the-most-humble-blog · 2 months ago
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🚨 AIR FORCE TRAINEE, 1997: I WANTED A DONUT. I GOT SMOKED INTO THE VOID. 🚨
I joined for structure and benefits. I got PTSD from a powdered donut and a man named Staff Sgt. Painstroke.**
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It’s 1997.
Clinton’s president.
Titanic’s in theaters.
And I, in all my 18-year-old glory, just got off a C-130 straight into military basic training brain rot.
I’m talking shaved head, eyes wide, pants too big, and dreams still intact.
Spoiler: they wouldn’t be for long.
This is the story of how I—brilliant, brave, and deeply dumb—got annihilated in front of the Snakepit for chasing donuts like some sugar-starved raccoon.
🥯 ENTER: THE SNAKEPIT
The Snakepit is not a place.
It’s a military fever dream built from the collective trauma of everyone who’s ever disrespected chow hall etiquette.
You think it’s just a table.
Wrong.
It’s where MTIs (Military Training Instructors) sit like apex predators.
Watching.
Waiting.
Hunting.
And on that fine Texas morning, I—newly shaven, spiritually soft—decided to waltz up to the dessert tray like I had f*cking rights.
MTI: “TRAINEE! WHAT THE F*CK DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A GODDAMN BUFFET?”
Me, mouth full of Boston cream: “…Sir?”
I didn’t chew.
I didn’t blink.
I just stood there, frosting leaking out the corner of my lips like a war crime.
A half-bitten donut in my hand.
And three MTIs rising from their thrones like wrathful calorie-counting demigods.
🧠 THE FEAR HAD A FACE
They say you’ll never forget your first kiss.
I say: you’ll never forget your first smoke session in front of a hundred other terrified airmen while a Boston cream donut mocks you from the floor.
“TRAINEE! YOU WANT DESSERT?! DROP AND GIVE ME FIFTY!” “TRAINEE! THIS AIN’T NO GODDAMN HONEYMOON!” “TRAINEE! I DIDN’T KNOW WE SERVED PASTRIES IN COMBAT ZONES!”
They were yelling in acronyms, bro.
Like war ASMR.
“WHY YOU AT MY TABLE, EATING MRE—MINIMUM RESPECT EXPECTED!” “YOU WANT A PTC?! A PERSONALIZED TRAUMA CYCLE?!”
🇺🇸 “AIR FORCE IS EASY,” THEY SAID
Yeah?
Then explain how I got verbally waterboarded for 12 minutes straight by men who looked like they were carved from rage and powdered protein.
I walked into that chow hall thinking it was Golden Corral.
I left like it was Vietnam.
I wasn’t even hungry anymore.
I was spiritually full.
Full of shame, regret, and what may have been PTSD sprinkled with powdered sugar.
😵 “YOU GOT DONUT BALLS, TRAINEE?”
Yes, an MTI actually yelled that at me.
Not “balls.”
Donut balls.
Like it was a slur.
And I knew, in that moment, that I had become folklore.
Future trainees would whisper, “Remember the kid who reached for dessert on day three?”
That’s me. I’m dessert-boy. I’m pastry-shame legend.
📉 THE DONUT TO DEMORALIZATION PIPELINE
Let me break down what happens when you fck up at the Snakepit:
You approach the forbidden zone.
You spot the tray of innocent-looking glazed goods.
You forget that the Air Force doesn’t give a single flying f*ck about your blood sugar.
You reach.
The table erupts like a Marine birthday party—just without the cake or celebration.
You die inside.
The worst part?
The donut was mid.
I got publicly executed for mid.
🥵 THE PUSHUP APOCALYPSE
“FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE!”
If you’ve never done pushups with three MTIs in your face calling you “Gordon Ramsay of stupid decisions” while your buddies look away like witnesses to a crime scene—
Then you haven’t truly served.
They had me doing flutter kicks while screaming,
“FLY, DONUT BOY, FLY!”
I swear one of them started beatboxing cadence:
“Down, up, pastry pump, down, up, donut dump—”
💡 BUT THE LESSON?
Never get between an MTI and his f*cking reputation.
Because when I reached for that donut, I didn’t just grab dessert.
I declared war on discipline, decorum, and decades of chow hall trauma.
I disrespected the ritual.
And in the military, disrespect is punishable by:
Immediate regret
Pushups in Hell
Nicknames that follow you until retirement
🤡 THEY NEVER LET ME FORGET IT
For the next six weeks:
I was “Krispy Kreme” on every roster.
Every time I passed a vending machine, someone whispered, “You good, man?”
During chow line, MTIs would fake-reach for donuts and say, “Hey Trainee, wanna relive your war crime?”
I became folklore.
Not because I was brave.
But because I was hungry. And dumb.
🏁 THE AFTERMATH
Years later, I still wake up sometimes, hearing:
“DONUT BOY! WHAT’S THE GLYCEMIC INDEX OF FAILURE?!”
But you know what?
I made it.
I passed.
And I’ll never forget that moment of deep, personal shame wrapped in a golden-brown shell and filled with disappointment custard.
🧠 REBLOG if you’ve ever committed a food felony
👣 FOLLOW for more shame-soaked flashbacks
🗣️ COMMENT if your spine curled reading this
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is written for the purpose of artistic expression, cultural commentary, and psychological exploration of social and gender dynamics. It does not condone or encourage violence, harassment, or discrimination of any kind. Any references to power, strength, restraint, or critique are metaphorical, symbolic, and rooted in historical and cultural analysis. This is not a call to action — it’s a cultural mirror. If you feel offended, ask yourself if it’s from actual harm — or from seeing something you hoped no one would say out loud.
✨ TL;DR: If you're mad, it’s probably not because it’s wrong — it’s because you know it’s true.
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tmarshconnors · 1 month ago
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Common Sense Prevails at Last
Well, well, well… it only took until 2025 for the UK’s highest court to state the blindingly obvious: a woman is an adult human female defined by biological sex, not someone’s feelings, pronouns, or personal identity delusions. The UK Supreme Court has finally done what politicians, universities, and public institutions have been too spineless to do: put science, reason, and truth back at the heart of the law.
It’s common sense, isn’t it? Should have been settled years ago. But for over a decade now, we’ve lived in a world where stating the plain fact that “women are female” was treated like an act of heresy. People lost jobs, got silenced, and were branded as “transphobic” for merely repeating what every biology textbook has taught since primary school.
But now, thanks to this landmark ruling, the legal framework catches up with what the public has known all along: that sex is not a costume you put on. You can't just declare yourself a woman and gain access to female-only spaces, sports, prisons, or rights. Womanhood is not a mood. It’s not a club. It’s a biological reality. And no matter how much lipstick, surgery, or hashtags are involved, that fact doesn't change.
This ruling isn’t about hate. It’s about boundaries, fairness, and protecting hard-won women’s rights from being diluted into meaningless sludge by radical ideology. It's about ensuring women’s safety in prisons. It’s about ensuring fairness in sport. It’s about ensuring that language, science, and law are rooted in truth, not delusion.
Frankly, it should never have come to this. We should never have entertained the idea that truth is “offensive.” But here we are — and I’m grateful the courts have restored some sanity in a society that has gone utterly mad with virtue-signalling nonsense.
To all the women, the real women, who have stood firm in the face of mob attacks, silencing, cancellation, and online witch hunts: this is your vindication. You were right all along.
And to the institutions still parroting that “transwomen are women” like it's gospel truth? Time to pack it in. Biology is back in the courtroom. And it's not up for debate.
A woman is a woman because she is born a woman. End of.
God Save the King, Thomas Marsh-Connors 🇬🇧 Angry British Conservative
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wilddixiechild · 1 month ago
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Lol. This post is obviously coming from the viewpoint of “Orange Man Bad” but what the left doesn’t realize is that the call is coming from inside the house.
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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theloulouge · 7 months ago
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Reminder Reflections 223
Facts over feelings. Don’t let your emotions play with your intelligence.
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rosecolouredflames · 4 months ago
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the simplest most obscenely head-empty borderline childish explanation and oversimplification that fits human conditions and literal life into 1 singular sentence is most logical and must be forced onto everything and you are stupid if you don't think this is ObViOuS which makes me entitled to insult you btw no this is not an opinion #factsoverfeelings ur not disagreeing w me u'r too dumb to see the truth vs the most irrelevant overly complicated explanation should be applied to this particular situation to make it fit my regular worldview since Obviously there is an explanation as to Why it doesn't fit all of the other situations that i definitely correctly understood btw and your intellectual capacity is reliant on how well i can bully you into believing me by using SO MANY WORDS except i'm gr8 at bullying so u either get it or lowk you are lying either to me or to urself about disagreement i mean not seeing fact. for some reason. #intellectualdishonesty
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ican502 · 2 years ago
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the-most-humble-blog · 3 months ago
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Oh look, a drive-by insult with zero rebuttal—the intellectual equivalent of flinging sh-t and running.
You didn’t address a single point I made. Not one. Instead, you defaulted to:
“Trumpie” → Weak deflection. Yawn.
“Fourth-grade vocabulary” → Cute projection. Try reading my words without your brain buffering.
“Blame everyone but Trump voters” → Meanwhile, you’re blaming everyone but your own failed ideology.
And then you completely changed the topic to taxes? 😂 That’s like losing an argument about theology and screaming “BUT EISENHOWER!” in a desperate attempt to feel relevant.
You came at me thinking you had heat, but all you brought was moist ass air. Try again—if you can actually form a coherent thought this time.
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renee00124 · 2 years ago
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​*HIGH-TECH MILITARY COINTELPRO* The fact is using military grade, PATENTED, beamed weapon systems and devices, that are portable, handheld, land, sea, drone and space based, anyone can be used or setup and even subliminal influenced. The weapon beam, when effortlessly focused on tissue, organs and joints, head, heart, breast, etc., can factually create synthetic brain aneurysms, a synthetic heart attack, cancers, crippling, etc.  
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the-most-humble-blog · 3 months ago
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🚨 THE VICTIMHOOD OLYMPICS: HOW TRAUMA BECAME CURRENCY 🚨
Suffering Is Real. Clout-Chasing with It Is a Disease.
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Once upon a time, people overcame their struggles—they grew, healed, and maybe even helped others do the same. Fast forward to today? Healing is out. Milking your trauma for social capital is in.
Welcome to the Victimhood Olympics, where the gold medal isn’t earned—it’s claimed through compounding layers of oppression points. The grand prize? Clout, validation, and a get-out-of-accountability-free card.
🏆 HOW VICTIMHOOD BECAME A STATUS SYMBOL
✅ Pain used to build character. Now, it builds engagement. ✅ More oppression = more credibility. (Facts? Logic? Experience? No. Trauma trumps all.) ✅ Personal responsibility? A scam. It’s easier to say, “The system is against me” than “I need to change.”
The most dangerous part? It kills resilience. If you’re rewarded for being broken, why would you ever heal?
💀 THE HIERARCHY OF OPPRESSION: A GUIDE TO THE GAME
In today’s social clout economy, you aren’t measured by intelligence, skill, or contribution—you’re ranked by how many layers of victimhood you can stack. Here’s how it works:
🔺 LEVEL 1: Basic Trauma Starter Pack
Had a tough childhood? A bad breakup? Anxiety? Congrats, you qualify for entry-level sympathy points.
🔺 LEVEL 2: Identity Bonus Round
Marginalized in any way? Perfect. Each identity factor adds multipliers to your victim score.
🔺 LEVEL 3: Retroactive Trauma Claims
If you don’t have enough suffering points, just dig into your past and reframe minor inconveniences as life-altering events. "That time someone didn’t text me back? Emotional abuse."
🔺 LEVEL 4: Performative Public Meltdowns
Show your pain for maximum engagement. Crying selfies? Trauma dumps on Twitter? Milk it.
🔺 LEVEL 5: Attack Mode – Monetize & Weaponize
Once you’ve built enough clout, weaponize your victim status. Criticism? Oppression. Accountability? Harassment. Anyone who questions you is an abuser.
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🔥 THE SICK IRONY: THIS DESTROYS REAL VICTIMS
For people who actually suffered horrific things, this trend is insulting as hell. Trauma isn’t a brand. It’s not a personality. And it sure as f-ck isn’t something to flex over like a Gucci bag.
When everyone claims to be a victim, real survivors: 🚫 Get drowned out. 🚫 Aren’t believed. 🚫 Get lumped in with performative frauds.
The worst part? This discourages healing because being broken gets more attention than being better.
🚨 COLD HARD FACTS: THE VICTIM MINDSET IS LETHAL
📉 Studies show that victim mentality leads to higher rates of depression, anxiety, and reduced life satisfaction. 📉 People who adopt a victim identity are less likely to take action to improve their lives. 📉 Chronic victimhood is linked to narcissism—because it turns the world into a stage where your suffering is always the main event.
THE TAKEAWAY: HEALING IS A REVOLUTIONARY ACT
You want to be powerful? Get stronger. You want respect? Earn it. You want real freedom? Stop relying on pity and start relying on yourself.
The world owes you nothing. And if you think "being a victim" is your greatest asset? You’ve already lost.
💀 REBLOG if you’ve seen someone farm trauma for clout. 💬 COMMENT the worst performative victim take you’ve ever seen. 🥩 LIKE if you believe strength > pity points. 🚀 FOLLOW for more brutal truths, cultural dissections, and the art of not being f-cking fragile.
⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is written for the purpose of artistic expression, cultural commentary, and psychological exploration of social and gender dynamics. It does not condone or encourage violence, harassment, or discrimination of any kind. Any references to power, strength, restraint, or critique are metaphorical, symbolic, and rooted in historical and cultural analysis. This is not a call to action — it’s a cultural mirror. If you feel offended, ask yourself if it’s from actual harm — or from seeing something you hoped no one would say out loud.
✨ TL;DR: If you're mad, it’s probably not because it’s wrong — it’s because you know it’s true.
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arrk3000 · 2 years ago
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dangthatsspiral · 21 days ago
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THEYLL NEVER BELIEVE YOU. #FACTSOVERFEELINGS!!!!
@dangthatsspiral, you are a terrible, DISGUSTING, DIABOLICAL FREAK. I want you dead..
If anyone is wondering what they did, they gave me an unplugged controller and made me look like a FOOL in front of my friends.
Megamind is not happy with what they did.
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plasmaiasacademy · 4 years ago
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🇵 🇱 🇦 🇸 🇲 🇦 🇫 🇦 🇨 🇹 🇸 Peruvian food is becoming increasingly popular in the United States, is especially famous for its corn. In fact, the South American country boasts a whopping 55 corn varieties. Here’s a rundown on some of the different types of Peruvian corn worth trying this summer, and where they got their start. Peruvian corn has a long history, as it has been grown since 1200 BC at least. Ancient farmers in Peru stand out today for their sophisticated approach to selecting and creating brand-new varieties in their day. These varieties were able to adapt to various climates and terrains, thus leading to the many Peruvian corn varieties enjoyed today. In fact, a Spanish writer named Bernabé Cobo mentioned how ancient Peru had corn in a multitude of colors, ranging from red to black, purple, yellow, white, and even mixed. Thanks to the efforts of ancient farmers, Peru continues to boast the largest number of corn varieties found anywhere on planet Earth. 🅟🅛🅐🅢🅜🅐 #facts #fact #factsdaily #facts 💯#didyouknow #didyouknowfacts #didyouknowthat #factsaboutme #factsoflife #factsarefacts #factsonly #factsoftheday #facts💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 #factss #factsmatter #factsoftheday #factskpop #factsoverfeelings #instafacts #factsforall #factsforlife #dailyfacts #facts💯💯💯 #interestingfacts #facts‼️ #facts_of_mind #worldfacts #realfacts #allfacts #didyouknow (at Plasma IAS Academy) https://www.instagram.com/p/CVXgfazPBj5/?utm_medium=tumblr
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legsopenteethout · 4 years ago
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call me controversial but if I was pharaoh I wouldn’t fuck the enemy and then kill myself with a snake. Boo hoo brother fucker go suck a snakes teets ....
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rpphil96 · 4 years ago
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#facts #factsoverfeelings https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ6LsIiHX1d/?utm_medium=tumblr
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colthorfashion · 4 years ago
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#facts💯 #facts #factsoflife #funfacts #factsdaily #factsonly #dailyfacts #factsonfacts #interestingfacts #animefacts #amazingfacts #instafacts #facts💯💯💯 #factsarefacts #facts_of_mind #facts💯💯💯💯 #factsoverfeelings #facts💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯 #factsornah #factsforall #factsdontliepeopledo #knowledge #fact #funfact #know #generalknowledge #knowledgefactory #dailyknowledge #truefacts #awesomefacts https://www.instagram.com/p/CQTnEiWnh0H/?utm_medium=tumblr
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the-most-humble-blog · 3 months ago
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Are You a Retard? A Self-Assessment Guide for the Chronically Clueless 🔥
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💀 Breaking News: Some of you are out here living life on tutorial mode, making the dumbest f*cking decisions imaginable, and still wondering why sh*t keeps going wrong.
🚨 Don’t know if you qualify? Let’s check.
1️⃣ Do You Ignore Reality Because It Hurts Your Feelings?
✔ Do you believe the gender wage gap is real? ✔ Do you think “words are violence” but support actual riots? ✔ Do you get offended by jokes but laugh at TikTok “kill all men” trends?
💀 If you answered YES, congrats! You are officially living in delusion and might just be retarded.
2️⃣ Do You Make the Same Dumb F*cking Mistakes Over and Over?
✔ Do you date walking red flags, then cry about “all men/women being trash”? ✔ Do you take financial advice from people who are broker than you? ✔ Do you ignore sound advice because “you don’t like the way it was said”?
🔥 Reality doesn’t give a f*ck about your feelings. You keep touching the hot stove and acting surprised when you get burned.
3️⃣ Do You Believe the Internet Is Real Life?
✔ Do you base your entire personality on Twitter opinions? ✔ Do you think retweets and Tumblr discourse change the world? ✔ Do you engage in online debates like they’re Supreme Court cases?
🚨 If your “activism” consists of yelling into the void online while doing f*ck all in real life, you might be suffering from digital retardation.
4️⃣ Do You Refuse to Take Responsibility for Your Own Life?
✔ Are you always the victim, never the problem? ✔ Do you blame “society” for why you’re broke, out of shape, or single? ✔ Do you demand that other people change instead of improving yourself?
💀 The world isn’t unfair. You’re just dumb and lazy.
5️⃣ Do You Get Angry at Facts?
✔ Do you rage at statistics that don’t fit your worldview? ✔ Do you call everything “problematic” instead of acknowledging reality? ✔ Do you shut down conversations by screaming “bigot, misogynist, incel, racist” instead of making a coherent argument?
🔥 Facts don’t care about your emotions. Cope, seethe, and stay losing.
🔥 Final Verdict: Are You a Retard?
✔ If you got offended reading this, yes. You are. ✔ If you recognized some of this but are willing to fix it, you might have hope. ✔ If you read this and nodded, congrats—you’re one of the few people left with common f*cking sense.
🚀 The good news? You can stop being a retard. The bad news? Most won’t.
🔥 REBLOG if you’ve met one of these f*cking people. 💬 COMMENT if you have real-life retard stories to share. 🚀 FOLLOW if you’re done dealing with idiots.
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