#facebook hell

[thegoblinpit]

Guess who just got kicked out of a gardening group on Facebook for saying that killing wildlife indiscriminately is wrong and counterproductive to having a garden

[wolflover33100aj]

Type of shit I see on Facebook

Why are conservatives like this?

The fact some people think like this is wild

[gobbeanboiart]

I posted about giving away butterfly pins on a FB group and it got taken down lol

Apparently, I wasn't supposed to say I was going to *hand* them out.

But the person that reported me for it didn't have a problem until they saw someone had asked me for a custom one and instead of offering it for free, I gave them my prices.

Icing on top is they called my post trash and misgendered me the whole time.

Gotta love art FB.

[junewild]

Watching Sam & Brennan talk about the beauty of frivolity, of adults playing silly games just as seriously as they fight to survive, and... yeah. There are some things that keep us alive, and there are some things that make life worth living, and I think games are one of those things that fall into both categories. Games make our lives better and they make us better at being alive. I think that's pretty cool.

[ashleyfableblack]

Posting the following gif caught me a seven-day ban on facebook for "violating community standards on sexual content".

I wish I was kidding. 😂😁😂😁😂

All credit to the OG for this absolutely adorable- and apparently, intensely sexual, piece of animation. 💜💙💚💛💗

[lumpsbumpsandwhumps]

i feel like some people are out here fighting tooth and nail to justify any interest they have in whump and that it's NOT for sexual reasons and that they DON'T condone this irl and they would NEVER want this actions to be used on others and like baby you realize there's people out here who jerk off to the idea of sentient boeing 747s that vore all the passengers. like. you're fine.

[daphnalia]

she's going through it guys

[mbrainspaz]

people might be like "you waste like 4 hours a day scrolling tumblr and sometimes tiktok, why do you hate reels so much?"

well ya see, reels™™™ from "meta™" are a collection of completely uncultivated mindless gibberish content infested with rage bait ghouls that's constantly being thrust into my face on two platforms where I have worked for years to cultivate my experiences. On instagram I followed only artists I liked in order to see their art. On facebook I wanted to see posts from people I actually know, and nothing else. Meta hates that because I'm not CONSUMING enough CONTENT. Not clicking enough Links. Not interacting with enough brandsss.

In barges Reels with its endless stream of drivel about random bullshit like funny horse videos and celebrity drama. Do I watch videos like that on tiktok? Absolutely, and the crucial difference is that I went to tiktok and intentionally cultivated an algorithm that would give me content that I wanted to see when and where I wanted to see it. I wasn't tricked into going down a braindead video funnel by clickbait. I continuously and consciously cultivate my tiktok algorithm with a reasonable degree of success. Meanwhile Reels is over on the sidelines sobbing, begging me to click just ONE VIDEO PLEASE GODS JUST CLICK ONE! I refuse to be suckered in to watching some hour long rage bait video about ice cream in a toilet like 45 million other idiots. Like my aunt from Indiana who had to let the world know that she knows not to eat ice cream out of a toilet.

I wish I could set Reels™ on fire and feed it to wild dogs.

[halfacupofmilk]

this is that vampire song right?

FAQ

why did you make this?

bc i thought that if lestat were real he would hate it and that's really funny to me

why did you use twilight and not any other vampire media?

i know twilight the best :( diagnosed w 12 y/o girl when the books came out unfortunately

how do you hold up your head since your brain is so big? does it hurt?

somehow i manage to survive another day thank you for asking.

why are you posting this at 2:30 am?

mind your business and watch the video again

do you take anything seriously?

.....

more edits to come soon lol

Song :

Long Face - The Vampire Lestat (/Sam Reid)

Media :

Twilight (2008) - Catherine Hardwicke

New Moon (2009) - Chris Weitz

Eclipse (2010) - David Slade

Breaking Dawn pt. 1 (2011) - Bill Condon

Breaking Dawn pt. 2 (2012) - Bill Condon

[angeltannis]

Crazy that using online payment methods with buyer protection is now considered Old and Boomerish

[gasstationpopcorn]

googles what to do when your faves radiate facebook energy

[wolflover33100aj]

Type of shit I see on Facebook

This was on a post of Spencer's selling pride pins

Edit: Spencer's were also deleting comments that were atrocious

[brightlotusmoon]

[ask-shane]

hello SHANE

do you have any tech problems. you know, because ur old?

i'm not that old.

we're on tumblr, not facebook. i'll be fine.

[pineapplefulfillseveryneed]

Additional info:

2. this was published as news on Sparks' website:

3. Alvin and the Chipmunks

4. Everyone has seen it, but anyway. The Russia Today Report video.

6. When I'm Sixty-Four (Bonus videos: you may also enjoy this version performed by Russell and the band Baby Lemonade and this performance of All You Need Is Love where Russell shares the stage with Jarvis Cocker and The Residents, among others.)

[Edit: dangit I forgot an option. Sparks also joined Facebook in 2007.]

[wraithdance]

oh my GOD you’re so real for your tags on that blocking post bc Why Do People Type Like This?? I just KNOW their keyboard is fighting them every step of the way 😭

Please I’m glad someone else feels me on that! I know that I have annoying texting habits like having to do exactly 3 emojis no more no less but the capitalization thing???

Easiest way to piss me off because now I can only think about how long it took you to respond because you wanna play games. Either caps lock and yell like the rest of us or lowercase that shit there’s no in between!!!