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Oscar Wilde: Friends, acquaintances and enemies
Oscar Wilde, three-quarter length portrait, facing front, seated, leaning forward, left elbow resting on knee, hand to chin, holding walking stick in right hand, wearing coat. (Photo credit: Wikipedia) “I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.” —Oscar Wilde.
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see, i think boops should be a forever feature BUT i also think they should be limited as a forever feature (rather than a one day gimmick, where going balls to the wall makes more sense) so you can only do two or three per hour. not because i mind the boop spam (its great) but bc the IDEAL version of the feature would make it so you can tell your friends and mutuals and such "im saying hi ^_^" and if there are too many the message will be harder to get across. however i do think on april fools unlimited boops should be allowed, even in conjunction with future gimmicks. thats my opinion.
#did facebook pokes have limits i never really used the website lol#does it still have pokes even i have no idea#but yeah tumblr does have limits on other features like daily post limit and asks you can send in 1 hour#so. it would make sense w that too
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our sacred tumblr boop vs their vile facebook poke
#i can post stuff too#boop#tumblr#facebook#april's fools#honestly social media needs more silly little features#bring em back
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i feel like the digital world has become completely uninhabitable in the last 6 months and if i didn't have tumblr i would be crying in a corner pointing a fork threateningly at anyone passing by
#facebook just told me i was 'blocked from using this feature for using it inappropriately' and literally all i did is try to scroll down#i reinstalled instagram and its now pretty much useless#i snoozed 'show recommended posts' but my feed is still 90% recommended posts and i can't see the posts of anyone i've followed#that i only reinstalled it specifically to see#i was in hell the last semester with my school's digitization of everything#is this the point where we've progressed with digital technology so much we've enclosed ourselves from the system#at least tumblr does the basic functional thing it promised ... allow you to scroll down a webpage and look at what people posted#(that you chose to see)
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🔥 on reddit fundie snark (any/all subs)
anyone who's been around for a minute can probably guess where I'll go with this one lol but I think my biggest beef with fundie snarkers on reddit is the focus on shit that just does not matter....... it's just riddled with things like body/looks shaming, parent shaming, poverty shaming, and sometimes it feels like people there almost WANT awful things to happen to fundies,if that makes sense. like sure, sometimes it is important to call out bad parenting choices, but maybe it's stupid to throw a fit over the brand of high chair this person is using, y'know?
And I think if you asked some of the worst ones why they do it they would tell you something like "to spread awareness about the dangers of Christian fundamentalism" and really believe that, when it's like girl be so for real........ your comment history is just you talking about how poor the Rodrigues kids look on any given day. How is that bringing awareness to anything??
Idk I think a lot of people are attracted to snarking as a whole because they're looking for an outlet to vent frustrations, prejudices, insecurities, etc etc, and fundies are a particular gold mine because it's very easy to justify being awful to them and it just clogs up the legitimate discourse. And it's not everyone even on reddit obv, there are definitely many decent people with genuine interest and good takes, but it makes it hard for me to participate in fundie reddit a lot without feeling kind of icky.
And it certainly makes it hard to be taken seriously when then ARE legitimate concerns, because if you try to sound the alarm on something dangerous that say, Karissa Collins is doing, she has an endless supply of frivolous threads on fundie reddit to point at to be like "see they just hate me no matter what i do".
#unpopular opinions#I'm also guilty of talking about pointless shit don't get me wrong. I have a whole series on Jill R's interior design#it just gets to be a little much in places like reddit and Facebook where they're going after things like the size of her body and the#where her features are on her face 👁👄👁#which sounds made up by i saw a discussion on reddit once about how Jill's eye placement means she has a chromosomal disorder
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tumblr pvp....
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I'm old enough to remember the Poke Wars of 2008
#it was one of the OG features on Facebook#technically never went away tho they've moved how to access it every few years
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yeah i don't think giving information from my PRIVATE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT to ai is a good idea thank you very much.
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achievement unlocked: accidentally starting something in my tiny town.
#To put it simply: local thrift store has a 48 hour hold policy. Wanted a furniture piece that would be helpful w dad being more homebound.#Was told it was bought two days before and lady would be back for it. Was in thrift store again today. Four days later.#Asked if policy meant it was back up for grabs or not. Shop manager herself said after six days abandoned when they needed floor space#I could take it home as long as I picked it up today. Slapped money down for it thinking SWEET NOW HE WONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT STEPS#dear reader. The woman had the audacity to show up for it not long after I left with it. Owner stood by store policy.#Oh facebook having a field day about this little rolling table.#out of stories#ANYWAY IT'S GONNA BE SO HELPFUL IT HAS FEATURES TO BE A NICE LIL MINI DINNER TABLE FOR MY PARENTS + ME IF THEY WANT JUST FOR THEIR ROOM.#SO ON DAYS WHERE HE CAN'T WALK OR BALANCE HE CAN JUST HOBBLE TO HIS CHAIR AND SIT AND EAT AND STILL HAVE DINNER W US.#NO MORE WORRYING ABOUT HIM AND THE STEPS!!!
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Guys we be BOOPIN out here
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Just wanted to give a quick happy birthday to one of my best friends @angelicrosee
I hope you have a fantastic day and you feel ur bones cracking from ur age. I swear to god If you don't end today with your legs collapsing in on itself like a university students first architecture project then the universe has not done its job.
In all seriousness, she's amazing. She's the reason I got into Hellsing and started writing.
#zest.talks#im like one of those facebook moms#tumblr should add a birthday feature for ur mutuals#but instead of a cake its a possum with a birthday hat
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my neighbors are freaking out about how "unsecure" our neighborhood group platform is so we're moving it to...discord. because someone's kid is a "cybersecurity expert" and says it's safer.
#i am. so tired#like i promise no one is going to be able to steal your identity because you posted that you have free moving boxes#it's discord or facebook though so i guess i'm picking discord#i have a vague recollection of 'turn off X feature so discord can't spy on you' being posted but I can't remember X feature#so if anyone remembers could you let me know? thanks
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i will not start crushing on the photographer i met today.
#as soon as i entered the festival she was there in a museum shirt with a big camera and shes like HOT hot okay#so im all flusteres as she holds the door for me#THEN shes like oh your makeup is stunning can i come find you for some photos later#and im like. yes (:#and then when we bump into eachother again she waves at me and positions me for the photo and the whole time shes telling me how my#facial features are beautiful and i look good#THEN LATER she adds me on facebook and sends me the photos being like thank you so much btw we might need makeup artists for the fall#so ill keep a foot in the door for you if youd like and you could just crash with me since you live so far#i am. not. crushing
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My favorite bit that no one finds funny is calling the social network the all too well feature film 😞
#‘hey do u wanna watch the atw feature film tonight?’ ‘hey have u seen the all too well feature film? yeah its the movie w andrew garfield?#its about facebook?’
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the way this boop feature breaks my phone repeatedly but i CANNOT stop booping
#i don't wanna start my day i wanna boop da moots#this is the facebook poke feature we've all missed and mourned#dots on the soapbox
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Man they really just have to copy everything twitter does huh lmao
#ramblings#to clarify i dont find this a horrible idea honestly its just funny to me that this only happened after twitter did it#like facebook has had communities for years now and tumblr has always been about fandoms#i used to wish tumblr had a community feature when i was more involved in fandoms but they only do this now smh#ah well. it'll probably be pretty cool for friend groups at least
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