#f*ck fema

[trexalicious]

4 MONTHS after Hurricane Helene living in SUBFREEZING temps...Thank God for President Trump!

[southernprideyall2]

F*ck FEMA

[deblala]

Victims of the Maui DEW attacks finally receive temporary housing thanks to the Hungarian government. What the F*CK has FEMA been doing? pic.twitter.com/Cijj8yiVAG— Stew Peters (@realstewpeters) August 27, 2023

[meetnategreen]

Trump again threatens to cut off FEMA funds for California

By MATTHEW CHOI

01/09/2019 11:27 AM EST

President Donald Trump on Wednesday said he may order FEMA to cut off funding for forest fire relief in California, ratcheting up an old threat that received widespread condemnation for politicizing a natural disaster.

"Billions of dollars are sent to the State of California for Forrest fires that, with proper Forrest Management, would never happen. Unless they get their act together, which is unlikely, I have ordered FEMA to send no more money. It is a disgraceful situation in lives & money!" Trump wrote on Twitter. Trump sent a new tweet about an hour later correcting his spelling.

When contacted by POLITICO on Wednesday morning, FEMA news desk manager Michael Hart said he was scrambling to understand what exactly Trump's tweet would entail. As the federal government enters its 19th day of a partial shutdown, parts of FEMA's media department remain shuttered, but Hart said the administration would release a follow-up on Trump's tweet soon.

“President MotherF*cker” Doesn’t Give a Flying F*CK about  House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy!

[theminuestra]

Definition of FEMA : Fine eating made american

Earthquake = heartattack

When earthquake hit 7.2 then 72000 heart attacks are forgiven and your land is redriven

Conclusion: Buildup of clogged arteries on my compound has 4 DEA locations for $10 each deed attached when printer works

F++ck me?

Y?

[falsedescent]

MCDONALD’S IS HEALTHY!!

Hey guys, I just managed to sneak out of my FEMA camp long enough to warn you! The shapeshifting lizard/anti-christ/secret Mulsim, Barack Obama aka Barack Muhammad Obama aka Barry Soetoro has trapped me here while he time travels back and forth through the jump room to Mars, planning his attack and the beginning of his 3rd term as president/dictator/head imam. Trump sold us out for a machine that shapeshifts him to look like Jared Kushner and is deliberately sabotaging the nation to make us so grateful for Obama's/Beelzebub's return that we will welcome our own annihilation and invasion by the interdimensional lizards/Martians/Muslims/hellspawn, etc. lead by Obama. Chemtrails are making us fat and stupid so we will be more easily conquered. MCDONALD's IS HEALTHY!! They want us to keep having guns because they EAT LEAD so when we shoot them they will just get stronger. We will scream "Eat lead, motherf*ckers!" and then they will eat the lead and f*ck our mothers to create lizard/nephilim hybrids to rule over us and turn us all gay so we can't reproduce. I've been sending secret tweets to Ellen DeGeneres through a mole here in the FEMA camp, but I'm starting to suspect she is in on it. Beware the Deep State! Get the word out!

[trexalicious]

In WNC today--getting things done!

Here’s to another glorious day of Donald Trump running the show and leading the ENTIRE country to VICTORY! Oh, how exciting it is to see a politician actually do what he promised.

[smokeybrand]

False Prophet

All this stuff about Joel Osteen is comedy to me. You think a guy that pulls in 600,000 dollars a week in TIDINGS; not TV deals or radio spots or other endorsements, just the money his flock gives during Sunday collection, really gives a sh*t about his Parishioners? This cat doesn't care what people think because his core supporters will continue eating his bullsh*t up like It's candy, regardless of how awful he is as a person. So what he has millions of dollars to spare but hasn’t offered any to help rebuild Houston. So what he has a huge church that was once the Rocket’s basketball arena. Seriously, if you’re giving that much money to a guy this morally bankrupt, he can quite literally be Hitler raping a 4 year old and you’d still blindly follow his rhetoric.

I imagine the individuals in his congregation who have been devastated by this tragedy would still sign over their entire FEMA checks to him because GAWD! I don’t get religion, yo. It makes people dumb and violent. It blinds you to facts. Joel Osteen is a crook who found a niche that made him rich at the cost of peoples faith. Dude has been dogged by rumors he only preaches for the cash but when you are giving this asshole 2.4 million a month, tax free, f*ck yeah I’m in it for the money! Do you think, at this point, after fleecing devout Christians of around 40 million dollars, that he’s not in it for the money? If this is what your faith begets, you can keep that nonsense, yo.

[trexalicious]

Reblog

Is it possible to mobilize the ingenuity of the US Military to help these Americans trapped by the aftermath of hurricane Helene?

Yes, this isn’t a question of capability it’s a question of willingness.

Who benefits from not doing something?

Incompetence is a factor but not the only one.

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This is a good breakdown of what’s happening in NC.

https://x.com/justinstillness/status/1843118584823787874?s=46

[crow-sleeps]

@fema-camper is there a problem? Somebody wanted to share their art online and you don't like it?

Boo-f*cking-hoo

It wasn't created for you, so if you can't be kind and positive or offer CONSTRUCTIVE criticism you can f*ck right off. Nobody want to listen to you complain about somebody else's art, that's pathetic and most DEFINITELY shows that you're a narcissist who thinks their opinions are more important then other people's self expression. Let me tell you again.

f*ck right off.

we watch

                     helpless as the giants take

our breath away;

                                                                          and blind us