#fía’s night out

[monamoe]

New Challenge for writers who are also fans of games made by arcadekitten! ~ ✩

I’ve notice that way too many Ao3 fics on the Crowscare, INMIMB, etc. tags are smut and…. Let’s just say it’s not a very nice place \(˚☐˚”)/

I don’t want people who enjoy Noisrevverse games to have to scroll through insane NSFW works to find a rare gem that’s actually interesting (•᷄- •᷅ ;) (not to say NSFW is boring, but when 98% of it is parent-child incest…)

I’m currently trying to write lots of Noisrevverse fics before posting any, so people have more options other that smut! (Fluff, crack, angst, etc.)

The only rule for this challenge is to not write smut! You can write ships, AUs, anything that isn’t smut!

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[bellamer]

Snoring (Kabal x OC)

(After carrying out a mission for the Black Dragon, Erron, Kabal and Fíametta stay the night in a motel room. Only for Erron to find out that Fía is a problematic sleeper.)

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Erron Black just wanted to get a good night's rest before having to ship out early in the morning, after carrying out a rather harrowing mission.

Erron had slept in difficult positions before and he wasn't the quietest sleeper himself, but he had never heard anything like this before.

His fellow Black Dragon member, Fíametta, had been the first to fall asleep, and that was fine, but after a few minutes of doing his night time routine, Fía had begun to snore. Erron usually wouldn't have a problem with snoring, but her snoring was unusually loud. He swore that the picture frames were shaking from it.

He tried his best to ignore it, and even put a pillow over his head to muffle the noise, but that didn't help. He turned on the air conditioning to try to drown it out, but that just made her snoring so much worse.

The cowboy wearily looked at the clock, glaring at it. It was three in the morning. They had to be up and out by six.

And the worst part ? Kabal, his fellow Black Dragon member and Fía's boyfriend, was sleeping like a baby ! As if Fía didn't snore loud enough to wake both Outworld and Earthrealm.

Erron sat up and threw his pillow at Kabal, waking the speedster up with a start, ready to grab his blades that were hidden behind the bedframe, only to see that it was just Erron.

"What the fuck was that for ?" Kabal hissed, trying to keep his voice low, as if he was trying not to wake Fía. Erron thought that was just hilarious.

"How the fuck do you sleep through that ?" Erron asked, not hiding the fact that he was tired and irritated. "She snores worse than a tarkarthan !"

"Man, we've been together for years, I'm used to it by now." Kabal said, waving Erron off. "It's not that bad, now just go to sleep !"

"I can't sleep with her soundin' like an 18 wheeler !" Erron snapped.

"If you can't sleep, then go sleep somewhere else !" Kabal snapped back.

"Where the fuck else am I supposed to go ?!? Kano was too fuckin' cheap to get us separate rooms !" Erron shouted.

Suddenly, the snoring stopped and Fía sat up.

"Can you two shut the fuck up ? You're too loud !" Was all she said, before laying back down. It wasn't long before she started snoring again.

Erron growled, grabbing his blanket and his gun. He was just going to have to sleep outside, because he couldn't take this anymore.

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When 6am came, Erron woke up exhausted, with a crick in his neck from sleeping on the stone floor, and was currently trying to finish the shitty motel coffee he had to wake himself up.

Meanwhile, Kabal was packing up the car, getting ready to get back to base, Fía, sitting in the passenger seat.

"What's wrong with him ?" Fía asked, noticing that Erron seemed to glare at her. If looks could kill, she would be dead.

"Didn't sleep much last night, but he can sleep in the car, we've got a long trip ahead of us anyways." Kabal said, waving Erron over to get moving.

"I'm comin !" Erron harshly snapped, making his way to the car.

While everyone was getting situated, Kabal looked around and took out the earplugs he was wearing the entire time. They were noise canceling and he often wore them around base when Kano was shouting about something or when things started to get loud and he wanted to read in peace. He wore them so often that he could understand people by just reading their lips, so they never knew he was wearing them.

And they sure came in handy when his girlfriend started snoring.

[dylan-xiv]

☆LF: RP - Dylan Finn☆

☆ The Basics ––– –

Nickname(s): D2F as in Down to FUCK, just kidding, it’s Dill. Age: Twenty-Five Birthday: 5th of August Race: Rava, Viera Gender: Female Sexuality: Straight Marital Status: Adamantly Single Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

☆ What I’m looking For ––– –

Fun, excitement and adventure! Friends, enemies and everything in between! RP Groups

☆ What I’m NOT looking For ––– –

Possessive/rude/pushy/impatient partners. People seeking to ‘get with’ Dylan then leave.

☆ Additional information (OOC) ––– –

Dylan is just a baby, her story is practically a clean slate with a lot of potential to work with. I’d much prefer to work with bigger rp groups, but I’m still happy to do some 1x1 role play.

As for me, I’m Australian so my time online will be different, but I can be rather flexible. I can become distracted easily, but please don’t assume that I’ve become bored with you. I have simply forgotten and need a little poke~!

[In Character Tag] �� [Answered Asks Tag] ☆ [Aesthetic Tag]

☆ Contact Information  ––– –

You can message me here on Tumblr for my contact information or catch me in game~! I only RP through XIV as I found it to be a far less stressful medium for me. However, I would be delighted to discuss any potential RP plots through Discord.

  ☆ Character Profile Continued Under the Cut! ☆

☆ Physical Appearance ––– –

Hair: Dylan’s natural hair is a soft and sandy blond colour, but she will often dye it a random assortment of colours depending on her mood. The style of hair is usually a cute pixie style cut with a few longer pieces to braid a collection of beads through. Eyes: Both eyes are a bright, sapphire blue colour. Build: Lithe and athletic. Distinguishing Marks: A blueish grey marking on the ridge of her nose and a beauty mark just below her right eye. Common Accessories: A collection of colourful beads that she braids through her hair. Usual Attire: Whatever she finds lying on the ground wherever she’s staying. She has a preference for comfortable clothing in bright colours, usually paired with some cute shorts and bare feet. Check out her aesthetic tag for examples of her colourful tastes! [Aesthetic Tag]

☆ Professional ––– -

Languages: Common Tongue, Sign Language, Old Script. Profession: Professional Vagabond. Skills: ☆ Dancer: Dylan is a skilled dancer, it is her chosen disciple. She’s more of a hunter that prefers to stalk her prey rather than a fighter who challenges someone head on, but she will launch on the offensive if she’s been provoked. ☆ Water Control: A skill passed down through her family line, Dylan has the ability to control and manipulate water. However, traditionally the practice of this skill is forbidden outside the protection of her forest home and so she will only ever use this power when under great threat or stress. ☆ Painter: Dylan loves to paint, whether she is actually any good has yet to be seen. Her favourite medium is acrylic paint on any blank surface and applied with her hands. She thrives in this chaotic mess. ☆ Musician: Dylan is learning to play the drums to the great annoyance of anyone who has the displeasure of living under the same roof as her. ☆ Basic Grasp of Old Script and Ancient Teachings: Thanks to the knowledge passed down through her family, Dylan has a knack for deciphering old script and ancient ruins. However, never bet your life on this skill as Dylan is not exactly fluent! Gee whiz, the old script symbols for ‘exit route’ and ‘obvious trap’ are awfully similar, aren’t they?

☆ Personal ––– –

Birthplace: Fanow, The Rak'tika Greatwood Patron Deity: Azeyma because I forgot to change it when I fantasia’d from Kee. Residence: A small and run down garden shack on the beach in Mist (Her FC Room). Personality: Dylan is a bubbly and exciting energy! She loves stirring up trouble and making every mundane task an adventure. Dylan is still very much a child at heart and wants nothing more than to bring out the fun for everyone. Likes: Food, loud music, the beach, blue skies, flowers, dancing and making a mess. Dislikes: Working, boring people, shoes, lectures and ants. Favourite Food: There isn’t a food that exists that Dylan doesn’t love. Virtues: Overly friendly, bursting with positivity, optimistic, easily amused, fun. Sins: Naive, vague, obnoxious, abrupt, silly. Excitement: Dylan becomes excited for food, loud music, being near the beach and having fun with friends. Fear: Dylan is afraid of being alone for too long, getting lost and dark/tight spaces.  

Short Biography: Six years ago Dylan encountered a mysterious person, who at the time she believed to be the Warrior of Darkness, traveling through the Greatwood. However, trouble stuck when that person began to teleport away. The pull of their aether had been so strong that it dragged Dylan into the void between worlds and launched her across time and space! When she came to she found herself on a completely different world. A seemingly peaceful world, but one in constant strife much like her own. With no idea how to get back home she decided to wander this new world, learning whatever she could about it and helping the friends she makes along the way. Hoping that one day she would once again find the Warrior of Darkness and convince them to take her home.

OOC: Dylan landed in Eorzea at the beginning of 2.0 and has been living among its people for the last six years. She has a pretty good grasp of what’s going on within Eorzea, but some days she does suffer from a lapse in knowledge. Dylan’s primary goal is to seek out the mysterious Warrior of Darkness who launched her through time in the first place and convince them to send her back home. However, she seems quite content to delay that goal in order to enjoy her time in Eorzea.

☆ Relationships ––– -

Spouse/Partner: None Children: None Parents: Mother, Aníka. Father, Unknown. Siblings: Five sisters, all younger (Britt, Fía, Laíla, Ida and Grét). Pets: A Shoebill named Bill.

☆ RP Hooks ––– –

☆ An idiot has been breaking into your house and ransacking your fridge every night. You lay a trap and catch yourself a wabbit.

☆ You need a papsy and you happen to run into the most gullible fool imaginable. Convince Dylan she’s your only hope and watch her follow you to the ends of the earth.

☆ A flyer was found that calls for anyone versed in old text to apply for an open position, the only one dumb enough to go for something so vague is Dylan. Will she prove useful? Probably not.

☆ I honestly have no idea what RP Hooks to list here, but come talk to me and we’ll work something out! I would love to brainstorm with you and come up with something unique~!

☆ Thank you for taking the time to read all this! ♥ ☆

[vxsicns]

✩ Ty x Ren my dude

The Ultimate Relationship Tag

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? Ren, Ty raramente gritaría.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Ren, jé.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Tyson, yep.Who trashes the house? REN!!!Do either of them get physical? Nope¨???How often do they argue/disagree? dUDE CASI TODOS LOS DÍAS POR LA COSA MÁS INSIGNIFICANTE EVERWho is the first to apologise? yo creo que ninguno, just lo dejan pasar.

Sex:

Who is on top? TyWho is on the bottom? Ren (?)Who has the strangest desires? NINGUNO pese a que Ty c le vaya la cabesha en los lugares públicos, ah.Any kinks? No c ????Who’s dominant in bed? Both.Is head ever in the equation? ... maybe??? JAJAJAJAJIf so, who is better at performing it? both ?????Ever had sex in public? yES HASTA QUE A TU HIJA LE DIO LA PARANOIA.Who moans the most? Ren.Who leaves the most marks? Ren.Who screams the loudest? Ren.Who is the more experienced of the two? Yo diría que ambos.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Kind of both.Rough or soft? Roughhhhhh.How long do they usually last? dUDE YO KE SÉ DE MOMENTO ESTÁN EN AGUAS CALIENTES JAJAJAJA.Is protection used? Sí.Does it ever get boring? Yo diría que no.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? Donde el lavandero??? idk.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? nope, de momento.If so, how many children do your muses want/have? en el hipótetico caso, 1.Who is the favorite parent? Ren.Who is the authoritative parent? Ty.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Ren.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Ren for sure.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Ty.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Ty.Who changes the diapers? Both.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Ty.Who spends the most time with the children? Both.Who packs their lunch boxes? Ty bc entonces pasarían hambre x Ren, lol.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Ren.Who cleans up after the kids? Ty.Who worries the most? Ty.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Ren JAJAJJAJAJ.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? Ren.Who is the little spoon? Ren.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Both.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Ren.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? no c pero por mucho rato o hasta que el sentido del deber de Ty c encienda.Who gives the most kisses? Ren.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Estar tirados bebiendo cerveza en el couch y fumando.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Ren.How often do they get time to themselves? Frecuently cuando Ren se va de gira y Ty tiene trabajo con las citas en el shop.

Sleeping:

Who snores? ninguno ???If both do, who snores the loudest?Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Both dependiendo del mood (?)Who talks in their sleep? RenWhat do they wear to bed? Ty calzones, Ren braguitas y una camisa?Are either of your muses insomniacs? nopeCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? nopeDo they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? side by sideWho wakes up with bed hair? Ty, jéWho wakes up first? TyWho prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Ty sólo cuando Ren está malita.What is their favourite sleeping position? no c, de cara a la pared??Who hogs the sheets? RenDo they set an alarm each night? Ty sí, Ren la quita cuando no le veCan a television be found in their bedroom? YesWho has nightmares? idkWho has ridiculous dreams? RenWho sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? RenWho makes the bed? TyWhat time is bed time? around 2/3 am.Any routines/rituals before bed? Ty va al aseo y Ren se peina ??Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Ren

Work:

Who is the busiest? BothWho rakes in the highest income? RenAre any of your muses unemployed? nopeWho takes the most sick days?RenWho is more likely to turn up late to work? RenWho sucks up to their boss? RenWhat are their jobs? Ren es música, Ty es tatuador y hacer other stuff like pinturas y asíWho stresses the most? Ty JAJJAJAJDo your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Les gusta, pls.Are your muses financially stable? ofc.

Home:

Who does the washing? TyWho takes out the trash? TyWho does the ironing? TyWho does the cooking? Ty bc no se fía de RenWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? rENWho is messier? RenWho leaves the toilet roll empty? reeeeeeeenWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? reeeeenWho forgets to flush the toilet? renWho is the prankster around the house? rebWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? ningunoWho mows the lawn? TyWho answers the telephone? TyWho does the vacuuming? both bc ty le obligaWho does the groceries? bothWho takes the longest to shower? TyWho spends the most time in the bathroom? Ren

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? nopeHow many cars do they own? 1Do they own their home or do they rent? alquileeeerDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? cerca de la costaDo they live in the city or in the country? CiudadDo they enjoy their surroundings? more or lessWhat’s their song? aún no tienen, ah, pero seguro que acabaría siendo una de renWhat do they do when they’re away from each other? Ty la textea y Ren maybe le llama para picarloWhere did they first meet? En un conciertoHow did they first meet? pueh Ren estaba haciendo cosas cochinas con una groupie JAJAJJAWho spends the most money when out shopping? RenWho’s more likely to flash their assets? RenWho finds it amusing when the other trips over? TyAny mental issues? noWho’s terrified of bugs? Ren?Who kills the spiders around the house? TyTheir favourite place? El salón de casaWho pays the bills? TyDo they have any fears for their future? no de momento??Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? ningunoWho uses up all of the hot water? RenWho’s the tallest? TyWho’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Ren for sureWho wanders around in their underwear? bothWho sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? RenWhat do they tease each other about? Ty sobre que se va a quedar calva si se alisa tanto el pelo y Ren de que es un aburridoWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? ninugnoDo they have mutual friends? maybeWho crushed first? TyAny alcohol or substance related problems? nopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? bothWho swears the most? Ren

lOVE U DUDE, NO IMAGINÉ QUE FUERA TAN LARGO SWEETJESUS