#f: big man

[kah-way-loh]

So it seems Big Man is picky about what kind of batteries I use. He refuses to run on Duracells (which are new from the package and have been tested in other Furbs) but he likes Exides and works perfectly fine with those?

[syoddeye]

short, unedited ghost x f!reader thing.

you must've stepped on a mirror. walked under a ladder. let a black cat cross your path.

because it's near two am, and you're trapped under a tiny, leaky awning during an absolute downpour after closing. your keys? locked inside behind you. your phone? in your desperate search for your keys in your bag, you dropped it and the screen's kaput. now you're fighting off tears and cursing the manufacturer of your worthless umbrella, because it's fucking broken. insult to injury.

you don't hear the big man coming with all the swearing and muttering to yourself. "son of a fucking..." you furiously shake the mangled metal and nylon, like a terrier with a rat. it's ten minutes on foot to the closest station and of course you wanted to look cute so you bought the pretty albeit useless raincoat—

"want to borrow mine?"

you nearly stab the owner of the voice with the broken exposed ribs of the umbrella, wheeling on him with your best do not fuck with me face. a face that disappears, morphing into frozen terror at the skull-faced giant in front of you. he's drenched, which can't be good for th leather jacket stretching across his shoulders and chest. it's shiny, catching the streetlamp on its slick surface. a gloved hand offers an umbrella. a sturdy looking one.

"y'alright?"

well, he hasn't eaten or stabbed you yet, so.

"y-yeah."

"take it. yeah. sweet girl."

"thanks?" you swallow and pop the umbrella open, holding it aloft over your head under the awning.

"run along home now. don't you know that sugar melts?"

it's. it's not the worst thing a man's ever said to you, but the tone with which he says it—you're dashing off down the sidewalk before he can feed you any other deeply unsettling lines. a laugh echoes in the dark.

[andy-clutterbuck]

requested by Anonymous

[saturnniidae]

Shout out to Sweet tooth for having strong male-female friendships that end in tragedy but remain completely platonic as well as little to no romance throughout the entire show

[kiddphel]

happy pride months to self shippers and their masc lesbian f/os. their femme gay man f/os. their gnc f/os. happy pride to selfshippers with canonically trans f/os and f/os they headcanon to be trans. happy pride to the masculine f/os who wear makeup.

happy pride to self shippers and their f/os and whatever gender expression makes them happy

[apricote]

sixth (and final!) member of the family was adopted. her name is sadie :)

[biblically-accurate-dca]

sb humanizations + various vannys :3

[vgtrackbracket]

Video Game Track Bracket Round 3

BIG SHOT from Deltarune

vs.

Thunder Tornado (Tornado Man Stage) from Mega Man 9

Propaganda under the cut. If you want your propaganda reblogged and added to future polls, please tag it as propaganda or otherwise indicate this!

BIG SHOT:

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE BIG SHOT! BE A BIG BE A BIG BE GET SHOT!

Everyone likes to [CANNED LAUGHTER] at Spamton G. Spamton for being the game's [TUMBLR SEXYMAN], but the theme is a legitimate [MAESTAHPEECE]. The use of previous leitmotifs combined with [CONTEXT COMPILATION] turns a [NO MORE HEROES 2: DESPERATE STRUGGLE] into one with drama, stakes, and [PIPIS]. The lore implications of using [THE WORLD REVOLVING] and [POWER OF NEO], combined with Spamton Neo's [HOT BOD] adds an extra layer of mystery to this [WHOLESALE SEVEN LAYER DIP]. Plus, don't you wanna be a [BIIIG SHOT]?

[royaltea000]

An extremely American post

[lesbiandemondaddy]

Every lyric drawing for HBx3 in Useless Magic 💙

[scoobywrites690]

Another Price as a big boss man??

-Previous Part-

It's been a good 2 months since the incident in the office with my boss. And i've been doing my best to avoid him.

If he enters the room i'm quick to leave it. Every time I know there's a big meeting happening I phone in sick.

I know it's pathetic but I gave my boss a blowjob just so I could keep my job, and you expect there to be no tension between the two of you. 

That's not happening 

However since then i've kept my promise, and i've been on top of all my work.

Completing work days before the actual deadlines.

It's a Friday evening, and I have about an hour until I can go home.

Deciding to finish up on some emails before going home so I don't have to do it over the weekend. I'm about halfway through all the emails when I get told that my boss wants to see me in his office.

Taking a deep breath I get up to walk towards his office, with each step I take my heart rate skyrockets even more in my chest.

I knock on the door waiting for him to tell me to enter 

"Come in" I hear him say on the other side of the door. His voice itself instantly makes me feel weak in the knees. Opening the door and entering, I just stand there unsure of what to do with myself.

"Well, are you going to sit then?" He asks without even looking up from his laptop.

"O-oh um, sorry" I say, hurrying over to take a seat.

As he types away on his laptop, completely unbothered with me just being sat here I do my usual, just stare at a spot on the floor until he speaks. Closing his laptop with a sigh, he looks up to make direct eye contact with me.

Instantly my heart rate skyrockets again. Honestly pull yourself together, woman.

"So" He says "You've been avoiding me" He tells me 

"W-what, n-" 

"There's no point in lying to me, it's quite obvious" He says 

"Oh" I mutter 

"Do you want to tell me why?" He asks 

"You know why" I tell him 

"Yes, I know" He says "But I want to know since that happened why you've felt the need to avoid me?" He tells me 

"It's just awkward" I say

"How?"

"I gave you a blowjob, why wouldn't it be awkward" I tell him 

"You're the one that's made the situation awkward, there was no need for it to become awkward" He says 

All I can do is look down at my lap, not sure of what to say or do.

"Come here" He says 

"What?" 

"Come here, I said" He tells me 

Getting up to walk round his desk, he pushes his chair out so I can stand in front of him.

"Sit" He says 

Before I can even say a single word, he's already speaking again 

"I swear to god woman, if you say what again" He tells me as he reaches out to grab my waist and pulls me down onto his lap "I'm not going to be very happy, so just sit" He says 

Sitting down on his lap, I instantly felt the need to squeeze my thighs together to ease the ache that appeared down there.

"Now" he says "I want you to sit here for a minute and just feel what your body does to me" He tells me as he leans back in his chair to relax, pushing his hips up as he does.

Which gives me a clear feeling of his already semi hard dick.

"Oh" I say my voice barely above a whisper 

"You see" He says with a amused look on his face " This is what you do to me" He continues 

"Just your presence alone makes my body go crazy" He adds 

Gripping my chin between his thumb and forefinger, he turns my face to look at him 

"Can I kiss you?" He asks 

Nodding my head to give him permission. Which quickly gets me a stern look in return.

"Yes" I say quickly after remembering to use my words. Bringing his lips to mine, he kisses me softly and passionately at first. Each kiss gets more desperate as he continues.

Running his hands down my body to my waist, gripping it with both hands he starts to grind my hips into his, with each movement making his dick harder.

I groan against his lips, giving him the opportunity to slip his tongue inside my mouth. Lifting me up to place me on the desk, he breaks the kiss to remove his shirt.

"Wait" I say, before he removes anything.

"What's wrong, darling?" He asks me.

"I-I don't know if I can do this" I say gesturing between us.

"Why's that?" He asks giving me a look of concern 

"I'm scared" I admit 

He gives me a confused look.

"I'm scared it's going to hurt, because you're so, you know" I tell him 

"Oh!" He says, as relief washing over his face "I thought you were going to tell me you weren't attracted to me" He tells me 

"What!, God no" I say "I'm ju-"

"Intimidated" He says cutting me off, with a smug grin plastered across his face.

"Yeah, you could say that" I say

"There's no need to be intimidated, darling" He says with a smirk as he leans down to press a kiss to my lips.

"No?" I say against his lips. He breaks the kiss so he can make eye contact with me.

"You don't have to do anything if your scared" He tells me "I'll just make you cum" He adds

"Really?, You'd do that" I ask 

"You mean eat your pussy, until you're cumming all over my tongue? Fuck yes" He says. Connecting his lips to mine again he gives me a deep kiss before laying me onto my back and pulling my hips the edge of the desk.

Pushing my skirt up over my hips, giving him a clear view of my soaked panties 

"You're already soaking, love" He says staring down at me 

Getting down onto his knees, he slowly takes my pantie off before placing both my legs onto his shoulders. I feel his lips begin to kiss and suck my inner thighs, inching closer and closer to where I need him most.

"Please" I whine out, not being able to take it for much longer.

"Are you needy, baby?" He says

"Please, I need you" I tell him

Feeling him push his index finger and middle finger into me, and his mouth latching onto my clit. My back arching of the desk and I let out a loud moan.

"There we go" He says "Let me hear those sweet moans of yours" the vibrations of his voice waver through my body making me throw my head back. Sucking my clit into his mouth, he adds another finger bring me closer and closer to my orgasm.

"You taste so fucking good" He says

"I'm so close" I tell him

"Cum all over my tongue darling, let me taste you" He says as he speeds his fingers up. Feeling myself release all over his fingers he instantly starts to lick up my mess. My hand reaches down to grab his hair, pulling his face away from me. He looks at me confusion written all over it

"Will you be gentle?" I ask

Still looking at me confused it takes him a second to realise what i'm talking about

"Of course I will" He says once he understands "Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm sure" I tell him 

Standing up I watch him unbutton his pants and unbuckle his belt, stopping before pulling them down and taking them off completely 

"You absolutely sure" He asks 

"Yes" I tell him again

Taking his pants off completely and throwing them to the side.

God.

I forgot how big he is.

"Shit" He says "I don't have a condom" He says 

"It's okay, I'm on birth control" I tell him 

"You sure, we can do it another time" He says 

"Just hurry up and fuck me" I tell him starting to get frustrated with how much I need him

"Yes ma'am" He says with a smirk. Spreading my legs so he can stand between them I watch him line himself up at my entrance and slowly start to push himself inside 

"Fuck" He mutters "Your so tight" He says 

Once he's all the way in, he gives me a minute before he begins to move

"Ready?" He asks

"Ready" I tell him 

Slowly he starts to thrust in and out of me, with each thrust getting deeper and deeper.

"Fuck" He curses under his breath 

"Oh god, that feels so good" I moan out

"Yeah?" He says with a smug look on his face "How good does it feel baby, tell me" He says 

"So good" I moan out "So fucking good" I tell him, as his thrusts start to speed up hitting my g spot over and over again.

The sound of our skin making contact echoes all over the office walls, along with our grunts and moans. My back begins to arche off the desk as he hits that one spot repeatedly.

"Oh god, I'm going to cum again" I tell him 

Bending down to place his forehead against mine, he presses a kiss against my lips, allowing me to taste myself on his tongue

"Cum for me, let my feel you cum around my dick baby" He says as his thrusts start to get rougher and sloppier, telling me he's close too.

"Fuck" I moan out as I feel myself cum all over his dick 

"Oh god" He groans "I'm gonna cum" He informs me 

"You can cum inside" I say without even thinking about it

"What?, Are you sure" He says through gritted teeth as he tries to stop himself from finishing.

"Yes" I pant out "Cum inside me".

Feeling his warm load release inside me, he slumps his body on top of mine as he catches his breath.

"Fuck me, that was amazing" He says pulling out of me and watching his load slowly drip out.

"Here" He says handing me my panties "Put these on and I want you to keep my load inside you until you get home" He tells me. 

"Will you do that for me" He asks.

"Yes, I will" I tell him sliding my panties back on and pulling my skirt down. 

"Good girl" He says before planting a soft kiss to my lips.

Pulling his pants back on and straightening himself out, he turns to look at me"Will you have dinner with me" He asks with hope in his voice.

"Of course, I will" I tell him, a smile instantly appearing on his face.

Pulling me in by my hips he places another kiss to my lips before resting his forehead against mine.

"You should go home and rest" He tells me "I'll email you dinner plan, okay?"

"Okay" I tell him placing a soft kiss against his lips before pulling away to leave.

"Now go rest at home" He says. 

"I will, I promise" I tell him.

"Atta girl" He tells me as he watches me leave his office with a smile on his face.

"Wait" He calls out making me stop in my tracks.

Turning to look at him, I give him a confused look.

"What's your address?" He asks.

"Why?" I question him.

"Because, I want you to have a nice hot bath and then I want to send you some food" He says.

[andy-clutterbuck]

6x16 | Last Day on Earth

[citroncynique]

I haven't drawn Marie/Meursault in a while and I was desperate for it so hey, there's probably a mirror world where they get to walk along the beaches of District U and NOTHING BAD HAPPENS

[yourlocal-goodgirl]

there's a severe lack of hand pics in my dms/asks

[tyrianludaship]

Today is gonna be a classic heavy type day I guess. Okay, okay, fine, I'll trust the brainrot.

(also I miswritten cleavage. goddamnit im embarrassed /lighthearted)

Proships DNI

[lieutenantselnia]

You ever get that feeling like you're f/o-ing characters by proxy? Like, you don't necessarily want to f/o them yourself, but you still want them to be f/os to someone and see other people self ship with them? Well, because I think I do ...

So I started rewatching Star Wars Rebels a few weeks ago and oh boy I think my dormant Star Wars hyperfixation is no longer dormant but instead coming back full force - AND NOW I WANT TO SEE THESE DORKS GETTING KISSES GODDAMMIT

These are just the first few that came to my mind but there's more (it's just that it's half past 5am and my brain is soup), but I'd love to see some self-inserts (or OCs) being shipped with them! And even if you don't like Imperials you could also just make them defect with/for you😌

In oder: Lieutenant Yogar Lyste, Commandant Cumberlayne Aresko, Minister Maketh Tua, Admiral Kassius Konstantine, Agent Alexsandr Kallus, Grand Admiral Thrawn

I wasn't quite sure about including Kallus (bottom left) and Thrawn (bottom right) in this list, because 1. they're not nearly as underrated as the others (although I haven't really seen them around in the self ship community), and 2. I also very much ship Kallus with Zeb (I'm rarely crazy about canon x canon pairings but those two are really cute), and well Thrawn is also on my own f/o list anyway xD (I usually don't mind sharing though)

Bonus: Admiral Yularen, however I prefer his look in The Clone Wars, but he makes an appearance in Rebels too!

(I really want to rewatch TCW as well once I'm finished with Rebels it's always been such a joy to watch when I was younger😭 I hope I can get my sister to watch it together with me like we used to)