#f/o: karl heisenberg

[maxicaiman]

shakily holds them out and sets them down

[heisenposting]

Imagine Karl Heisenberg asks if he can spend the weekend working on your back yard. Thinking that he just wants to mow the lawn and trim some branches, you agree.

You don't give it another though as he goes out in his sandals and socks, in his cutoff jean shorts and his stained old tank top, coming back in for a sandwich and a beer every couple of hours. You have your own work to catch up on and errands to run, books to read and friends to visit.

On Sunday evening you become curious, and you step out onto the porch to see what he's up to. He smiles sheepishly and says that he might have maxed out one of your credit cards as he wipes his brow with a handkerchief and stuffs it into his back pocket.

You're not listening, and even if you were you wouldn't give a damn about the credit card, because what you see before you is a chaotic and verdant garden of flowers, new trees, bushes, and metal benches. The trellises and the vertical garden were bent and welded by him, but more impressive are the vegetables and the fruit plants, all lovingly tended and already thriving. The trees and the bushes are perfectly manicured. The amount of grass has been reduced, giving away to pathways and even a table and chairs, each crafted by Karl.

You run to him, throw your arms around him, and you kiss him under the peach tree. He starts a fire in the fire pit and the two of you wrap up under a blanket with cold beers as he tells you about the days before Miranda, about his mother's rose garden and how he loved to help her tend to the plants. The two of you fall asleep in front of the fire, wrapped in each other's arms.

[the-bar-sinister]

2) for karl!

2. “You know you don’t have to ask for a hug.  Come here, sweetheart.”

Despite the shy look on your face, Karl favors you with an easy grin. He sets his cigar down in the ashtray and pats his lap.

"Can't believe after everything we've been through you're still asking permission." He shakes his head, and as you sit down on his lap he pulls you into a firm squeeze. The folds of his coat envelope you and you can feel the stubble of his cheek rubbing against your as he gives you a nuzzle like a big, aging tabby cat.

"See?" he grumbles, still holding you against his warm body. "Free hugs any time you want 'em."

prompt link (open)

[whimsiloves]

Heisenberg is in the middle of one of his heated and theatrical rants with you being his patient listener. At some point, you reach out to brush his arm in comfort as he strides past you, and he comes to a sudden halt. He goes from a hot-headed solid to a docile liquid in seconds. All of his anger goes out the window within seconds as he leans against you, weary from his former displays, and needy for nothing but your warmth.

[heisen-shrine]

Happy one year for me and my beloved!

I know I don't post here as often, but I will always love this man. A year ago we finally made us official and it's been a wild ride since.

I will always love you, Karl Mikhail Heisenberg, now and forever 💙🤎

Love always,

-Ash ^.^

[eurovisionhyperfixationposting]

Not me having a picture of my f/o(Karl Heisenberg)in my pocket for when things get tough during school.

[itfitsitshipsart]

~ GREETINGS! ~

My name is Evelyn, you can call me that or Ev. I'm a 25 year old writer, artist, teacher, singer, and gamer. I consider myself fictosexual, only falling in love with fiction characters.

You'll find they're pretty much from anime, manga, and video games.

My blog I follow from:

@fictopigeon

My Adult shipping blog: @spicy-pigeon-shipping

Familial F/O List : Child F/O/Fankid List

Who I'm obsessing over varies by time, but you'll be able to see pretty quickly from my posts~

- F/O List -

Top Seat (1st Tier)

Raven - Tales of Vesperia - #all my heart ❤

2nd Tier

Reiji Sakamaki - Diabolik Lovers - #teacup lover 💙

Ignis Scientia - FFXV - #Royal Retainer 💚

Hattori Hanzo - Nioh - #cats and ninjas

William Adams (Don't separate from Hanzo) - Nioh - See Hanzo

Kalego - Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun - #demon desire 🐦🖤

Kashiwagi Osamu - Yakuza Series - #Send noods 🍜🌹

Geto Suguru - Jujutsu Kaisen - #cursed companionship 🖤

Albert Wesker - Resident Evil - #Whiskers 💉❤️

Okabe Rintaro - Steins;Gate - #Dr. Pepper pal 💕

Grimoire Weiss - Nier Replicant - #book's lover ✨✒

Kunikida - Bungou Stray Dogs -

Karl Heisenberg - RE 8 - #metal birdcage 🗡🕊

Malik Caesar - Tales of Graces f - #blades and bows 🪃

Jade Curtiss - Tales of the Abyss - #the Necromantic 👓✨️

3rd Tier

(Vague line between this one and 2)

Bonchien - To Your Eternity - #la peachy prince 💜🦚

Rowen Ilbert- Tales of Xillia - ##the lovable geezer 🗡🎵

Zaveid - Tales of Zesteria - #windy himbo

Dio Brando - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - god nor man 💛

[marmaladeships]

F/o List

Romantic

Main F/o’s(uncomfortable sharing)

•Pierre Bezukhov(The Great Comet)

Tags:

~🧸My Cuddly Bear🧸~

~🧸The Bear and The Squirrel 🐿️ ~

•William Shakespeare(Something Rotten(Christian Borle)

Tags:

~🪶It’s Hard to Be The Bard🪶~

•(Young)Charles Xavier(X-men)

Tags:

~😈🔮~

~PsychicDæmon~

(They’re almost always on my mind:3)

F/o’s I’m currently hyper fixated on:

•The 4th Doctor(Doctor Who)

Tags:

~🍬Have a Jelly Baby🍬~

~🌌Me and The Doctor🌌~

•Sweeney Todd(2023 Revival)

Tags:

~🩸Sick at Heart🩸~

~🪒Pretty Men🪒~

•The 7th Doctor

Tags:

~❓~

•Oleg Salt(CaTCF)(Broadway version only)

Tags:

~🧂When Veruca Says🧂~

~ 💗💜💙~

•Patrick Bateman(American psycho)

Tags:

~🔪Hip to be Square🩸~

•Kurt Wagner(Nightcrawler)(X-men)

Tags:

~💙Fwuffy boy💙~

•King John(Robin Hood 2010)

Tags:

None yet

•Terzo(Ghost Band)

Tags:

~✨Can't you see that you're lost without me?✨~

F/o Limbo

•Oz,The Great and Powerful(Oscar Diggs)

The Wizard of Oz

Tags:

~💚Me and The Wizard💚~

Secondary F/o’s

•Karl Heisenberg(Re8)

Tags:

~⚙️Hobo Magneto⚙️~

~🤴Beauty and The Beast 🐺~

•Remy LeBeau(X-Men Comics)

Tags:

N/a

•Erik Destler(Poto)

Tags:

~🪽My Angel🪽~

•Wilford Warfstache(MEU)

Tags:

~💕Life needs a little Madness💕~

•Mephisto Pheles(Blue Exorcist)

Tags:

~💜Mephisto💜~ 

•Gale Dekarios(Bg3)

Tags:

~🪄I’m Going to Fistfight Mystra🪄~

•Raphael(Bg3)

Tags:

~😈Me and The Devil😈~

•The Easter Bunny(Rotg)

Tags:

N/a

•Montgomery Gator(FNAF)

Tags:

~🐊Hey!Little Guy!🐊~

Clowns 

•Jack the Clown(Jack Schmidt)(Halloween Horror Nights)

•Krusty the Clown(The Simpsons)

Joint Tags:

~🤡Hear me out guys🤡~

QPR’s

•Emmett ‘Doc’ Brown(Bttf)

Tags:

~⏱️Time Travel Buddies⏱️~

•Jack Rose(Just Dance)

Tags:

~🌹Lover Boy🌹~

•Skimbleshanks 

Tags:

~🐈A Cat That Cannot be ignored🐈~

•Darkwing Duck(Darkwing Duck)

Tags:

~🦆Daring Duck 🦆~

•Sportacus(LazyTown)

Tags:

N/a

Stede Bonnet + Edward Teach(Ofmd)

Tags:

~🐙The Gentleman,The Kracken and Me🐙~

•Darkiplier(MEU)

Tags:

~🥀My Hearts Desire🥀~

•Illinois(MEU)

Tags:

~🎢My First Adventure🎢~

Crushes

•Raoul De Chagny(Poto)

Tags:

~❤️The Vicomte❤️~

•Scrooge(Muppets+Netflix Version)

Tags:

~🦪Solitary as an Oyster 🦪~

•Dracule Mihawk(Opla)

Tags:

N/a

•Aziraphale and Crowley(GO)

Tags:

~👼I can be yuor angle👼~

~😈Or yuor devil😈~

•Anatoly Sergievsky(Chess)

Tags:

~♟️~

Maybe F/o’s

•Marvin Gardens(Falsettos)

Tags:

None yet 

Special Case F/os

(these are special because it they were my first f/o or they have some sort of meaning)(Won’t post about these much)

•Johann Faust the VIII(Shaman King)

Tags:

~♥️First Love♥️~

•William Afton

Tags:

N/a

•Grell Sutcliffe(Black Butler)

~💋My Fabulous Wife💋~

•Arataki Itto (Genshin Impact)

Tags:

~Boyfie~

•Carlisle Cullen(Twilight)

Tags:

~🧛‍♂️Hey Edward!Im f*cking your dad!🧛‍♂️~

•Yancy(MEU)

Tags:

~🚫I don’t wanna be free🚫~

•Royal Margarine Cookie(Crk) 

Tags:

~🐉The Handsome Dragon Rider🧈~

•Remy LeBeau (Gambit)(X-men)

Tags:

~

Tertiary F/os

(Don’t talk about these ones much so none of them have tags)

Overall Tag:

The Doctor’s Loves

•Bowser •King Dice  •Doc Ock  •Puss in Boots  •Finn Mcmissle  •Godbrand •Emperor Belos •Ken(Barbie Movie 2023)

•Spamton.G.Spamton

•Calico Jack(Ofmd)

•The Narrator

•Divus Crewel

•Vinsmoke Sanji

•Cole Cassidy

Familial F/os

(None of these have tags except for a few)

Sun/Moon(Fnaf)

Caretaker

Tags:N/a

Allan+Midge(Barbie Movie)

Brother+Sister-in-law

Tags:N/a

Anatole+Hélène Kuragin(The Great Comet)

Brother+Sister

Tags:~😈The Troublesome Trio😈~

Eda Clawthorne(Toh)

Mother

Tags:~🦢birb🦢~

Glamrock Freddy(FNAF)

Father

Tags:~✨You’re my Superstar✨~

Stanley(Tsp)

Twin Brother

Tags:~⁉️Wait!Two Stanley’s?!?!?⁉️~

Adam+Barbara Maitland(Beetlejuice)

Parents

Tags:~🧟Fright of their lives🧟~

Nellie Lovett(2023 Revival+Movie)

Mother

Tags:~🥧Me Mum🥧~

Ethan+Mia Winters(Resident Evil)

Brother+Sister-in-law

Tags:~❄️The Winters❄️~

The 12th+14th Doctor(Doctor Who)

Dads

Tags:~🙄Do you even know what thinking is?🙄

~🌌Wibbly Wobbily Timey Wimey🌌~

~🌌You’re like my dad!🌌~

The 11th Doctor(Doctor Who)

Brother-Figure

Tags

~🎀Bow ties are cool🎀~

Platonic F/os

Willy Wonka(CaTCF)

Tags:

~🌈Pure Imagination🌈~

Retired F/os

(Still kinda love them but not enough for them to be f/os)

•Shota Aizawa •Hizashi Yamada •Keigo Takami •Zhongli •Keaya •Diluc •Baizhu

•Undertaker •Sebastian Michaelis •Phone guy(Scott) •Asmodeus(Obey me)  •Gold Rodger •Almond cookie 

[maxicaiman]

mmm comfort couple,,,

nothing bad ever happens to them I swear

[heisenposting]

Imagine watching Karl Heisenberg grow increasingly frustrated as he tries to eat a taco while driving without getting it all over himself (he gets it all over himself.)

[the-bar-sinister]

12 for the ask game!! I wanna hear the karl soldat army rant!!

12) aren’t you tired of being nice? this is an excuse to rant.

A continuation of this post where I mention people asking "why did Karl build the army instead of killing Miranda some other way". The following was originally written as an answer to a post asking that very question-- despite mostly being rhetorical, I kinda went off about it.

Why does Heisenberg bother with the robot army instead of just killing Mother Miranda in some other way?

So there’s two reasons for this, actually.

Miranda’s actual power, and Miranda’s perceived power.

For the first one, Miranda’s actual power, funny as it is to call her “just some stuck up old lady”, we can see from her fight with Ethan at the end of the game that that’s simply not true. Miranda has quite a bit of viral/supernatural power, shape shifting, mental fog, all kinds of strength, regeneration, and nasty attacks.

And this is when she’s in a weakened state, due to the ritual to bring back her daughter.

Second, is Miranda’s perceived power.

What you need to remember is that every person in the village has grown up isolated and indoctrinated into a cult, the central tenet of which is that Mother Miranda is all powerful. This includes your man, Karl.

Now Karl obviously doesn’t believe that she’s all powerful, but here we have to peel back the second layer of Miranda’s perceived power over him.

Karl didn’t start this relationship as an adult man. Karl was a child.

Miranda raised him as a son, AND as part of her cult.

To Heisenberg, Miranda is an abusive parent.

And speaking as a victim of child abuse, one of the key elements of an abusive parent is raising your child with the perception that your power is absolute, and unshakable.

Whether or not Heisenberg could kill her some other way is irrelevant, because at the end of the day, Karl is scared of her. He fears exactly what she’ll do to him if he tries to kill her, and messes it up. He isn’t going to GET another shot. The plan has to be perfect, foolproof.

This is what Heisenberg sees every time he thinks about killing Miranda.

(image transcript: a meme of a baseball mascot with mother Miranda’s face pasted over it. The text reads “What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.”)

And that’s why the robot army. That’s why the insane amount of planning, and preparation, and secrecy.

Heisenberg is afraid of his abusive mother Miranda, knows he has exactly one shot to kill her, and is terrified of what will happen if he misses that shot.

f/o ask game to rile you up

[whimsiloves]

[perytonpred]

Pinned time

Hiya, I'm Pery! Finally making a new pinned

Minors beware, but I'm not your parent.

I don't reblog porn, but I do reblog content regarding sexual liberation and adult and adult-ish topics and jokes.

ey/em/eirs/emself - they/them/theirs/themself

/ White / ADHD ? / Autism ? / Transmasc nb /

I am a selfshipper and I have a sona- I'll put them under the cut at the bottom with my f/os

I'm chill with sharing, I love talking to people about the guys I love!

I have a complicated relationship with media about ships with my main f/os (the bolded ones) that aren't my selfship though, as weird as it sounds, so please don't be upset if I'm awkward about engaging with those ships 😅

Quick DNI

Your usual- Nazis, TERFs, if you support Israel in the war in Palestine

Pro ana/ed. Please get help.

If you are alright with the glorification and sexualization of incest and/or children, then please leave. I am so very deeply uncomfortable with that, regardless of if it's fictional or not.

If you support fre.cklydork / Keri. If you don't know what's going on, frankly I'm tired. Feel free to look at the tags #frecklydiscourse and #k discourse. Long story short she slandered my friend and wished death on her.

If you use 'narcissistic', 'psychotic', or 'delusional' as insults. Especially if you say 'delulu', because that's fucked. Those are actual illnesses.

If you ship Alastor Hazbin Hotel with anyone romantically. I just. Dude seriously?

I block liberally. If I've blocked you, feel free to reach out on an alt or something and ask why.

F/O list and sona below

^ Literally just me but a little sillier

Main Romantic F/Os

Ratchet [Transformers Prime]

#🚨 You Make Me Feel Invincible 🚨

Rung [IDW Transformers]

#💾 Hear Me 💾

Milo James Thatch [Atlantis: The Lost Empire]

#📚 Without Love 📚

Lucifer [Hazbin Hotel]

#🕊️ The Nowhere Generation 🕊️

Adam [Hazbin Hotel]

#🎸 Halfway To Hell 🎸

Quirrel [Hollow Knight]

Karl Heisenberg [Resident Evil Village]

Bull Armor [Iron Leaguer]

Professor Laventon [Pokémon Legends: Arceus]

Maxie [Pokemon: Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire]

Sentinel Prime [Transformers Animated]

Bloodhound [Apex Legends]

Karlach [Baldur's Gate 3]

Halsin [Baldur's Gate 3]

Teba [The Legend of Zelda]

Other Romantic F/Os

Wheeljack [Transformers Prime]

Soundwave [Transformers Prime]

Lae'zel [Baldur's Gate 3] (kinda as a crush)

Platonic F/Os

Optimus Prime [Transformers Animated]

Gale [Baldur's Gate 3]

List is not entirely finished, I have a habit of completely forgetting characters.

[heisen-shrine]

So the guys and I went out shopping today and I realized I needed a new outfit for pride next Saturday. We went to Spencer's, and they helped me pick out this

Looking at it now I feel it's a little mix-matched but you know what? I'm still gonna wear it and be happy. I love it and I love my guys so much. This is gonna be Karl's, Astarion's, Elijah's, and Otto's second pride with me. Oz and Rabban will be having their first ^^

[tanriaisil]

INTRO

INTERESTS: Devil May Cry Death Stranding Resident Evil Metal Gear Solid Visual Kei Metal J-Fashion (specifically EGL/EGA, mostly gothic and classic) Cosplay

ABOUT ME:

18 She/Her as default, but i use any! AroAce-Spec Neurodiverse Yumejoshi/selfship Southern Artist Writer

F/O List: (sorted by significance) Dante (DMC) (#1 F/O, hes literally my partner) Karl Heisenberg (Resident Evil 8)

Higgs (Death Stranding)

Snake (Black Butler

Erwin Smith (Attack On Titan)

Dante posts will be marked:🍓🌙

Karl posts will be marked: ⚒️🌙

DNI: Normal DNI Criteria

Heisenberg Doubles

DANTE DOUBLES! what we have is a real relationship to me, and doubles gross me out.

[carbo-ships]

"f/o" is a title i dont give out very often so here's just about every character i have ever crushed on since i was like 5 years old (that I can think of at least)

Jack Spicer from Xiaolin Showdown

Ferb from Phineas & Ferb

Pai from Tokyo Mew Mew

Skye from Harveset Moon

Ray from My Sims

Mr. Tumnus from Narnia

Blood Dupre from Alice in the Country of Hearts

J.A.R.V.I.S. from Marvel (yes, the AI, shut up)

Heimdal from Marvel

Loki from Marvel

M'Baku from Marvel

Tony Stark from Marvel

Vision from Marvel

Snufkin from Moomin

Roy Mustang from Fullmetal Alchemist

Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist

Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist

Medic from Team Fortress 2

Doc Scratch from Homestuck

Cronus from Homestuck

Robert Small from Dream Daddy

Professor Sycamore from Pokemon

Boromir from Lord of the Rings

Samwise from Lord of the Rings

Jack Kearns from The Monstrumologist

Pellinore Warthrope from The Monstrumologist

Clopin from Hunchback of Notre Dame

Jesse McCree from Overwatch

Professor Layton from Professor Layton

Descole from Professor Layton

Jim the Cyber Doctor from EpicASMR

Aniketos from Songs of Aalveir

Karl Heisenberg from Resident Evil

Papa Emeritus IV from Ghost

Papa Emeritus III from Ghost

Swiss from Ghost