#f/o: karl heisenberg

[maxicaiman]

shakily holds them out and sets them down

[heisenposting]

Imagine Karl Heisenberg asks if he can spend the weekend working on your back yard. Thinking that he just wants to mow the lawn and trim some branches, you agree.

You don't give it another though as he goes out in his sandals and socks, in his cutoff jean shorts and his stained old tank top, coming back in for a sandwich and a beer every couple of hours. You have your own work to catch up on and errands to run, books to read and friends to visit.

On Sunday evening you become curious, and you step out onto the porch to see what he's up to. He smiles sheepishly and says that he might have maxed out one of your credit cards as he wipes his brow with a handkerchief and stuffs it into his back pocket.

You're not listening, and even if you were you wouldn't give a damn about the credit card, because what you see before you is a chaotic and verdant garden of flowers, new trees, bushes, and metal benches. The trellises and the vertical garden were bent and welded by him, but more impressive are the vegetables and the fruit plants, all lovingly tended and already thriving. The trees and the bushes are perfectly manicured. The amount of grass has been reduced, giving away to pathways and even a table and chairs, each crafted by Karl.

You run to him, throw your arms around him, and you kiss him under the peach tree. He starts a fire in the fire pit and the two of you wrap up under a blanket with cold beers as he tells you about the days before Miranda, about his mother's rose garden and how he loved to help her tend to the plants. The two of you fall asleep in front of the fire, wrapped in each other's arms.

[the-bar-sinister]

2) for karl!

2. “You know you don’t have to ask for a hug.  Come here, sweetheart.”

Despite the shy look on your face, Karl favors you with an easy grin. He sets his cigar down in the ashtray and pats his lap.

"Can't believe after everything we've been through you're still asking permission." He shakes his head, and as you sit down on his lap he pulls you into a firm squeeze. The folds of his coat envelope you and you can feel the stubble of his cheek rubbing against your as he gives you a nuzzle like a big, aging tabby cat.

"See?" he grumbles, still holding you against his warm body. "Free hugs any time you want 'em."

prompt link (open)

[whimsiloves]

Heisenberg is in the middle of one of his heated and theatrical rants with you being his patient listener. At some point, you reach out to brush his arm in comfort as he strides past you, and he comes to a sudden halt. He goes from a hot-headed solid to a docile liquid in seconds. All of his anger goes out the window within seconds as he leans against you, weary from his former displays, and needy for nothing but your warmth.

[heisen-shrine]

Happy one year for me and my beloved!

I know I don't post here as often, but I will always love this man. A year ago we finally made us official and it's been a wild ride since.

I will always love you, Karl Mikhail Heisenberg, now and forever 💙🤎

Love always,

-Ash ^.^

[eurovisionhyperfixationposting]

Not me having a picture of my f/o(Karl Heisenberg)in my pocket for when things get tough during school.

[macabrebatz]

MASTERLIST/INTRO POST

Hi, my name is Batz and I occasionally write fanfiction.

When it comes to fanfiction, I’m more active on AO3 so if you want updates before anyone else, check out my account (same username).

Requests are [OPEN], not taking requests for smut at the moment though.

I write a LOT of fluff, sometimes smut but that’s very rare at the moment (because I think I’m bad at it, so I don’t write it a lot)

Anyway, here’s a masterlist of everything I’ve posted here so far + fandoms I will write for. It’s not a lot (yet) but I’ll add more soon:

HORROR:

Multi character:

What Slashers get you for Valentine’s Day

Giving the slashers flowers

How you met the Slashers pt. 1

How you met the Slashers pt. 2

Pinhead & the Cenobites:

Leather & Chains

Leather & Chains Pt. 2

Hannibal Lecter:

Blood Loss

Bubba Sawyer:

Loud Spaces

Thomas Hewitt:

Sweet Tea

Art the Clown:

Art the Clown Headcanons

O, Christmas Tree

Gift Exchange (O, Christmas Tree Pt. 2)

Bo Sinclair:

N S F W Alphabet

Billy Lenz:

Billy w/ a reader that wears chained jewelry

Telephone

Brahms Heelshire:

Brahms w/ a reader who collects things

Jennifer Check:

How you met Jennifer

Baby Firefly:

How you met Baby

Candyman:

How you met the Candyman

Steven Wilkins:

Bark at the Moon

The Driller Killer:

Driller Killer Relationship headcanons

Marvel:

Logan Howlett & Wade Wilson

A Sight to Behold

Characters below haven’t had anything written SOLEY about them yet:

Michael Myers

Vincent Sinclair

Otis Driftwood

Rufus Firefly

Captain Spaulding

Jason Voorhees

Harry Warden

Freddy Krueger

Ghostface

Pyramid Head

Tiffany Valentine

Chucky (human ver.)

Will Graham

Ash Williams

Mark Hoffman

Patrick Bateman

Josef

John Kramer

Pennywise

CHARACTERS/FANDOMS I ALSO WRITE FOR:

(I’ll add to this list when & if I decide to write for more fandoms)

Resident Evil:

Leon Kennedy

Chris Redfield

Albert Wesker

Karl Heisenberg

Lady Dimitrescu

TLOU:

Joel Miller

Tommy Miller

Baldur’s Gate:

Most characters but especially Astarion

Marvel:

Hank McCoy

Kurt Wagner

Scott Summers

Gambit

Rogue

(Honestly a lot of the Marvel characters, just ask and I might do it)

DC COMICS:

Bruce Wayne

Harley Quinn

The Joker

Mr. Freeze

The Penguin

The Riddler

The Mad Hatter

The Scarecrow

Poison Ivy

Catwoman

Etc……

TWD:

Rick Grimes

Daryl Dixon

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN:

Jack Sparrow

Elizabeth Swan

Will Turner

Bootstrap Bill

James Norrington

Tia Dalma

Davy Jones

Hector Barbossa

[circusgoth-dotcom]

🎄December Promo✨

⋆｡˚❆˚ ｡⋆ 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦! ⋆｡˚❆˚ ｡⋆

☃️ Howdy howdy, my name's Clownie, and it's my most favourite time of the year!!!

🎁 I really like kissin' evil dudes and others who just like to be nuisances! My forever husband is The Joker of various Batman medias, who I'll be having my third wedding anniversary with on 12/04! I've also recently been bit by the Karl Heisenberg bug, almost four years after RE8's release. 🙈🙇‍♂️ ALSO also, I have my second anniversary with Jack Torrance (The Shining) on New Year's Eve! Aside from these three, there's plenty more fun to be found on my pinned post!

☃️ I enjoy horror, 90s/00s pop culture, goth culture, clowns, and writing! Please consider interacting with my art (drawings, writing, etc) in any way, shape, or form; it really means a lot to me!

🎁 It's my birth month! (12/24) Well wishes and letters from my f/os are extremely appreciated! I'm also more than willing to make art, moodboards, and stimboards in exchange for letters.

☃️ My DNI, pronouns, f/o list, other blogs, and more can be found on my pinned post! | main/interacts from: @offbeat-the-clownlord

🎁 Wishing all a safe and warm holiday season!

[notbadforafailedvessel]

Resident Evil backstory generator

Find out your backstory for the Resident Evil universe! Some scenarios generated won't make sense canonically because it's pretty random, but just have fun! Write down your results (And some head canons if you want) for yourself or an OC and tag me or reblog this so I can read it!

Birth Month - Figure out who you're related to:

January - Albert Wesker February - Jill Valentine March - Mother Miranda April - House Heisenberg May - Ada Wong June - Leon Kennedy July - Barry Burton August - House Moreau September - Chris and Claire Redfield October - House Dimitrescu November - Rebecca Chambers December - Ethan Winters

First Letter of First Name - What Game Your Story Takes Place In:

A - Resident Evil: Outbreak B - Resident Evil: Revelations 2 C - Resident Evil 8 D - Resident Evil 5 E - Resident Evil 7 F - Resident Evil: Code Veronica G - Resident Evil: Revelations H - Resident Evil 4 I - Resident Evil 6 J - Resident Evil K - Resident Evil 3 (Remake) L - Resident Evil: Code Veronica M - Resident Evil 7 N - Resident Evil: Zero O - Resident Evil: Outbreak P - Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Q - Resident Evil 2 (Remake) R - Resident Evil 8 S - Resident Evil 2 T - Resident Evil 5 U - Resident Evil 8 V - Resident Evil: Code Veronica W - Resident Evil X - Resident Evil 6 Y - Resident Evil 3: Nemesis Z - Resident Evil 4

First Letter Of Last Name - Who Your Partner Is

A - Piers Nivens B - Chris Redfield C - Jill Valentine D - Ethan Winters E - Leon Kennedy F - Carlos Oliveira G - Sheva Alomar H - Moira Burton I - Claire Redfield J - Ada Wong K - Sherry Birkin (Grown Up) L - Barry Burton M - Jake Muller N - Mia Winters O - Leon Kennedy P - Barry Burton Q - Chris Redfield R - Sheva Alomar S - Claire Redfield T - Ada Wong U - Carlos Oliveira V - Jill Valentine W - Ethan Winters X - Zoe Baker Y - Piers Nivens Z - Leon Kennedy

Favorite Color: The Main Villain You're Fighting Against

Red - Nemesis T Type Orange - Albert Wesker Yellow - Chief Brian Irons Green - Mr. X Blue - Mother MIranda Purple - Derek Simmons Pink - Lord Osmund Saddler Brown - Lord Karl Heisenberg Black - Alex Wesker White - Lady Alcina Dimitrescu

Favorite Voice Line (Out of the ones provided): Who You Save

No thanks, bro! (Leon Kennedy) - You save Ada Wong

I'm not gonna die on you and leave you in a cold, cruel, Carlos-less world. (Carlos Oliveira) - You save Jill Valentine

Hmm... Starting to go a little stale (Alcina Dimitrescu) - You save Rosemary Winters

You want S.T.A.R.S? I'll give you S.T.A.R.S! (Jill Valentine) - You save Carlos Oliveira

You were almost a Jill Sandwich. (Barry Burton) - You save Chris Redfield

This is getting old. Saving your ass - That's twice. (Ada Wong) - You save Leon Kennedy

I'm sick of bugs! (Ethan Winters) - You save Mia Winters

I'm going to murder that boulder-punching asshole, but you're first! (Karl Heisenberg) - You save Ethan Winters

Staaaars! (Nemesis) - You save Mikhail Viktor

What're ya buyin'? (The merchant) - You save The Duke

My results:

I'm related to Ethan Winters (I'm hating this already 😒😂).

My story takes place in Resident Evil 4.

My partner is Claire Redfield.

The main villain I'm fighting against is Mother Miranda (after having Ethan as my relative, I think I would prefer to make team with Mother Miranda to get rid of him 😂😂😂 afterwards I deal with her 😌).

I'm saving Leon Kennedy.

Thank you so much for tagging me, @ctitan98! This was fun. I really don't know many RE fans here so I wouldn't know who to tag, but if you see this and you want to do it, go ahead pls!

[itfitsitshipsart]

~ GREETINGS! ~

My name is Evelyn, you can call me that or Ev. I'm a 25 year old writer, artist, teacher, singer, and gamer. I consider myself fictosexual, only falling in love with fiction characters.

You'll find they're pretty much from anime, manga, and video games.

My blog I follow from:

@fictopigeon

My Adult shipping blog: @spicy-pigeon-shipping

Familial F/O List : Child F/O/Fankid List

Who I'm obsessing over varies by time, but you'll be able to see pretty quickly from my posts~

- F/O List -

Top Seat (1st Tier)

Raven - Tales of Vesperia - #all my heart ❤

2nd Tier

Reiji Sakamaki - Diabolik Lovers - #teacup lover 💙

Ignis Scientia - FFXV - #Royal Retainer 💚

Hattori Hanzo - Nioh - #cats and ninjas

William Adams (Don't separate from Hanzo) - Nioh - See Hanzo

Kalego - Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun - #demon desire 🐦🖤

Kashiwagi Osamu - Yakuza Series - #Send noods 🍜🌹

Geto Suguru - Jujutsu Kaisen - #cursed companionship 🖤

Albert Wesker - Resident Evil - #Whiskers 💉❤️

Okabe Rintaro - Steins;Gate - #Dr. Pepper pal 💕

Grimoire Weiss - Nier Replicant - #book's lover ✨✒

Kunikida - Bungou Stray Dogs -

Karl Heisenberg - RE 8 - #metal birdcage 🗡🕊

Malik Caesar - Tales of Graces f - #blades and bows 🪃

Jade Curtiss - Tales of the Abyss - #the Necromantic 👓✨️

3rd Tier

(Vague line between this one and 2)

Bonchien - To Your Eternity - #la peachy prince 💜🦚

Rowen Ilbert- Tales of Xillia - ##the lovable geezer 🗡🎵

Zaveid - Tales of Zesteria - #windy himbo

Dio Brando - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - god nor man 💛

[maxicaiman]

mmm comfort couple,,,

nothing bad ever happens to them I swear

[heisenposting]

Imagine watching Karl Heisenberg grow increasingly frustrated as he tries to eat a taco while driving without getting it all over himself (he gets it all over himself.)

[the-bar-sinister]

12 for the ask game!! I wanna hear the karl soldat army rant!!

12) aren’t you tired of being nice? this is an excuse to rant.

A continuation of this post where I mention people asking "why did Karl build the army instead of killing Miranda some other way". The following was originally written as an answer to a post asking that very question-- despite mostly being rhetorical, I kinda went off about it.

Why does Heisenberg bother with the robot army instead of just killing Mother Miranda in some other way?

So there’s two reasons for this, actually.

Miranda’s actual power, and Miranda’s perceived power.

For the first one, Miranda’s actual power, funny as it is to call her “just some stuck up old lady”, we can see from her fight with Ethan at the end of the game that that’s simply not true. Miranda has quite a bit of viral/supernatural power, shape shifting, mental fog, all kinds of strength, regeneration, and nasty attacks.

And this is when she’s in a weakened state, due to the ritual to bring back her daughter.

Second, is Miranda’s perceived power.

What you need to remember is that every person in the village has grown up isolated and indoctrinated into a cult, the central tenet of which is that Mother Miranda is all powerful. This includes your man, Karl.

Now Karl obviously doesn’t believe that she’s all powerful, but here we have to peel back the second layer of Miranda’s perceived power over him.

Karl didn’t start this relationship as an adult man. Karl was a child.

Miranda raised him as a son, AND as part of her cult.

To Heisenberg, Miranda is an abusive parent.

And speaking as a victim of child abuse, one of the key elements of an abusive parent is raising your child with the perception that your power is absolute, and unshakable.

Whether or not Heisenberg could kill her some other way is irrelevant, because at the end of the day, Karl is scared of her. He fears exactly what she’ll do to him if he tries to kill her, and messes it up. He isn’t going to GET another shot. The plan has to be perfect, foolproof.

This is what Heisenberg sees every time he thinks about killing Miranda.

(image transcript: a meme of a baseball mascot with mother Miranda’s face pasted over it. The text reads “What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.”)

And that’s why the robot army. That’s why the insane amount of planning, and preparation, and secrecy.

Heisenberg is afraid of his abusive mother Miranda, knows he has exactly one shot to kill her, and is terrified of what will happen if he misses that shot.

f/o ask game to rile you up

[whimsiloves]

[heisen-shrine]

So the guys and I went out shopping today and I realized I needed a new outfit for pride next Saturday. We went to Spencer's, and they helped me pick out this

Looking at it now I feel it's a little mix-matched but you know what? I'm still gonna wear it and be happy. I love it and I love my guys so much. This is gonna be Karl's, Astarion's, Elijah's, and Otto's second pride with me. Oz and Rabban will be having their first ^^

[perytonpred]

Pinned time

Hiya, I'm Pery! Finally making a new pinned

Minors beware, but I'm not your parent.

I don't reblog porn, but I do reblog content regarding sexual liberation and adult and adult-ish topics and jokes.

ey/em/eirs/emself - they/them/theirs/themself

/ White / ADHD ? / Autism ? / Transmasc nb /

I am a selfshipper and I have a sona- I'll put them under the cut at the bottom with my f/os

I'm chill with sharing, I love talking to people about the guys I love!

I have a complicated relationship with media about ships with my main f/os (the bolded ones) that aren't my selfship though, as weird as it sounds, so please don't be upset if I'm awkward about engaging with those ships 😅

Quick DNI

Your usual- Nazis, TERFs, if you support Israel in the war in Palestine

Pro ana/ed. Please get help.

If you are alright with the glorification and sexualization of incest and/or children, then please leave. I am so very deeply uncomfortable with that, regardless of if it's fictional or not.

If you support fre.cklydork / Keri. If you don't know what's going on, frankly I'm tired. Feel free to look at the tags #frecklydiscourse and #k discourse. Long story short she slandered my friend and wished death on her.

If you use 'narcissistic', 'psychotic', or 'delusional' as insults. Especially if you say 'delulu', because that's fucked. Those are actual illnesses.

If you ship Alastor Hazbin Hotel with anyone romantically. I just. Dude seriously?

I block liberally. If I've blocked you, feel free to reach out on an alt or something and ask why.

F/O list and sona below

^ Literally just me but a little sillier

Main Romantic F/Os

Ratchet [Transformers Prime]

#🚨 You Make Me Feel Invincible 🚨

Rung [IDW Transformers]

#💾 Hear Me 💾

Milo James Thatch [Atlantis: The Lost Empire]

#📚 Without Love 📚

Lucifer [Hazbin Hotel]

#🕊️ The Nowhere Generation 🕊️

Adam [Hazbin Hotel]

#🎸 Halfway To Hell 🎸

Quirrel [Hollow Knight]

Karl Heisenberg [Resident Evil Village]

Bull Armor [Iron Leaguer]

Professor Laventon [Pokémon Legends: Arceus]

Maxie [Pokemon: Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire]

Sentinel Prime [Transformers Animated]

Bloodhound [Apex Legends]

Karlach [Baldur's Gate 3]

Halsin [Baldur's Gate 3]

Teba [The Legend of Zelda]

Other Romantic F/Os

Wheeljack [Transformers Prime]

Soundwave [Transformers Prime]

Lae'zel [Baldur's Gate 3] (kinda as a crush)

Platonic F/Os

Optimus Prime [Transformers Animated]

Gale [Baldur's Gate 3]

List is not entirely finished, I have a habit of completely forgetting characters.