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Bloody Moon (Kaname Kuran x (Human) Pureblood Y/n)

ShizuyoToshisuta333

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Yuki-Chan does not exist in this, she was killed by Reno-Tama before the fight. You are not related to Kaname-Senpai, your dad died during the fight when helping his best friend Haruka-Sama fight Reno for revenge for killing Yuki, your mom and Juri-Sama sacrificed their lives to save yours, but you don't remember anything.

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This is a reader-insert type story so i will write the reader-insert parts like so:

Yes, I know it's a long list. But I wanted to give as much freedom to the reader as possible while keeping it similar to my version of the vampire knight story.

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Chapter 1: A Winter Storm

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"It’s cold." I say while shivering.

'White snow.'

"What is white?" I ask while looking around, "What is snow?" I ask as small cold balls fall on my glove and in my very long h/c hair.

'It is something that is not red.'

"So then, what is red?" I question, A man walks forward from the snow, "Are you lost, little girl?" He asks with a creepy smirk, the aura surrounding him being a dark purple.

'That's.'

"Want your blood." He states with blood lust in his eyes, and his hostile aura bursts out at me.

'Beasts in human form that drink the blood of living humans.'

I stumble backwards, falling into the snow. The man lunges at me, "Ahh, NO DON’T!" I shout and stumble backwards, landing on the snow.

'They are…'

A boy appears from the blizzard and kills the man before he reaches me, "A disgrace to all vampires." the boy states, licking the blood off his hand he used.

'Vampires...'

'You must never get close to a vampire.'

The boy walks forward and extends his hand, "Are you alright?" he asked sweetly.

'If you do…'

I reach for his hand and he pulls me to my feet and embraces me.

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.-.-.-Ten years later-.-.-.

'This is Cross Academy, a famous private school where all the students live on campus in the dorms.'

There's a crowd of girls gathered in front of the gate to the moon dorms, so I run through to the front, "All right everyone step back, it's way past curfew for all you day class students just turn around and go back to your dorms.", I state with a bored expression.

"We can see what you're trying to do Cross-Senpai, it's so obvious, you just want to keep the night class students all to yourself!" a fan girl says, "Yeah you're just taking advantage of the fact that you're the headmaster's daughter!" another pitches in.

"That's not true, I'm a night class student and member of the disciplinary committee!" I show them my armband, they all start fangirling again, ignoring me in the process, "No!" I glare at them, causing them to back up a bit, the doors to the moon dorms start to open,"Damn it." I sigh, I turn to see all the girls lined up with a path made for the night class.

I step out the way to the right, the night class starts to gracefully walk through, "Good morning girls! I could hear you all loud and clear from the dorm, you're all looking quite cute today!" My classmate Aido-San yells to all his fans, "Oh look, it's Idol-Senpai, I mean Aido-Senpai!" A girl next to me says, "Hi!" He says as he continues waving to his fangirls.

"Hanabusa..." The boy behind him says in a warning, "Oh relax your so stiff Akatsuki" Aido-San responds, "Over here!" one of the fangirls yells, "Hello Kain-Senpai!" another girl shouts to gain Kain-San's attention.

Aido turned toward one of the girls and shot her with a finger gun "Bang~", the girl faints dramatically causing me to roll my eyes, "Oh I want to be shot too!" the girl behind me yells and knocks me down, almost knocking off my gold lip ring with a f/j set in it, which I never take off, to join the gathering of girls around Aido-San, "Shoot me too!" one of the girls amongst the crowd of girls that swarmed him says, as I readjust it, "Bang, bang, bang bang" says as he points in the swarm at different girls.

"Y/n-Chan, are you alright?" The boy who saved me ten years ago says while extending his hand to me once more.

'My first memory...'

'Is of that snowy day.'

"I'm fine, Kaname-Senpai" I state as I look at his hand in front of me, still in a half-daze from my flashback, "Thank you for all your help" he says sweetly as he retracts his hand after realizing that I'm not going to take it, I quickly stood up feeling the glares from his fangirls and my classmate Souen-San burning holes in me, "Just doing my job." I state plainly while dusting myself off.

"When you act reserved like this I feel lonely." he states with a little sadness in his voice, "It’s because you saved my life, there's no reason you should keep being nice to me when I haven't even repaid you." I state, "Don’t worry about it, that was so long ago." he says as he cups my cheek.

Suddenly Zero snatches Kaname-Senpai's wrist, pulling it from my face, "Zero!" I say in a bit of a warning, "Your class is starting soon Kuran-Tama, you should go now." He says not even paying attention to me and using the Tama honorific as a show of disrespect to Kaname-Senpai, "You're so scary, Mister disciplinary committee." he responds a little sarcastically, and Zero scoffs at him as Kaname-Senpai turns and starts to walk to the main building.

"Kuran-Senpai!" two of his fans come over to him before he even makes it a meter away from his spot, "Um, would you accept this?" They each hold out a gift to him, he barely glances at the gifts as he immediately accepts them, "Thank you."

"All of you get back to your dorms right now!" Zero shouts at the girls gawking at the night class, all the girls scream and run away to their dorms, "Everyday they’re out here causing a racket." Zero grumbles in a salty tone.

"You're late." I state sternly and glare at him, "You know about the other night class students right?" he asks to sidestep my comment, "Don’t try to change the topic, of course I know," I retort.

'They're completely different from us, and I'm aware of that.'

I watch Kaname-Senpai walk away as he continues heading to class.

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"This blood tablet developed by the night class is very effective and accepted worldwide, you’re all not just the pride of this school but also of the new vampire generation." The sensai states to the class, "It’s not a big deal," Souen-San comments, "It was just a group project," Takuma-Senpai agrees.

"Who does Kiryu Zero think he is, grabbing dorm president Kuran-Senpai like that!?" Aido-san says, scribbling over a picture he drew of Zero, "What's this?" Souen-San asks, picking up Aido-San's notebook, "This looks like someone in love," she said, looking at it.

"As if, I'd destroy the disciplinary committee if I got a chance!" Aido shouts at her, "But that girl looks tasty."Shiki-San states behind me as he keeps his head on the table while looking in my direction and licks his lips, Kaname-Senpai hears this and closes his book.

"Shiki-San..." Takuma-Senpai looks up from his book, "Hmm?" Shiki raised his head to look at him, "Time to feed." Toya-San says, tossing two blood tablets in the air towards Shiki-San, he chomps the air, catching them in his mouth.

Takuma-Senpai closed his book and Kaname-Senpai stands from his seat to sit next to me, "You seem awfully interested in her, Kuran-Sama. She's just a human." Souen-San states, like I'm not in the room.

"I guess you could say that. She is very accident prone." Kaname states simply, Souen-San places the corner of Aido-San's notebook on his hand and leans on it, "Ow, ow, ow, Souen-San do you wish to die!" He pulls his hand out from under the book and slams it on the table, Souen-San ignores him.

"The clouds will cover the moon soon," Kaname-Senpai announced calmly, "Yes, it will be our time." Takuma-Senpai agrees, the lights go out and everyone's eyes glow red except mine, "The night is made for vampires." Kaname-Senpai comments as his eyes shine a brilliant bloody red.

'Creatures who hide in the darkness and are the source of legends…'

'Their existence is the secret we must protect.'

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"I can't accept this, we are the disciplinary committee not bodyguards for celebrities!" Zero shouts at the headmaster after his patrol which ends at the same time my lunch starts, "I know it's hard doing this every night-" Headmaster Cross states but is cut off mid-sentence, "If you know that then maybe you should add more people to the disciplinary committee." Zero grumbles.

"I have Y/n, but she’s barely any help!" He states with a thumb pointing in my direction, "At least I'm not late all the time." I say, rolling my eyes and crossing my arms, "I'm not going too." the headmaster says in a serious tone.

"It's our job to keep their secret, that's why the academy is divided into two!" He states as his voice goes cheerful, "We can't let the day class students know that they're vampires that's why your job is so important, I can only trust you two." he continues, back in a serious tone.

"I know it's tiring and people hate you for it but…" he paused partway to change his voice again, "By giving this job to my dear son and strong daughter I relieve any guilt I have!"

Zero slams his fist in the center of the table causing the table to break in half, "I admit I owe you a lot for taking me in, but I don't remember agreeing to be your son!"

"Kiryu-Kun, you're such a stickler for details." Headmaster states in a pout, "Y/n, you're actually his daughter. Try to talk some sense into him." Zero states after he stands upright.

"Eh? I like being in the night class, and everyone from both the night classes and the day classes get along fine. I'm just fine being on the disciplinary committee, it's quite fun and it lets me get out of my dorm, and I get exercise plus some fresh air. If not for my role then I would be hauled away in my dorm eating snacks and playing video games all night except for during class, and I already sleep from dawn till the end of class for the day students." I state with a neutral expression, "Oh Y/n, you're such a big help! You make me so happy!" The headmaster says while crying tears of joy and reaches over the table to try and hug me, I step back out of his reach and he flops over the table like a sad puppy.

"You know I don't like physical contact, Headmaster." I state to him, "Call me dad." He states sadly and starts to cry again, "Headmas-, uh, Dad-" I start and he accidentally cuts me off, "The only one who truly understands my ideology is you, Y/n! I want the dark days where vampires and humans fight to end, I want the youth of both sides to open their hearts and minds, to build a bridge that closes the gap between the two races to bring eternal harmony and happiness!" He yells cheerfully.

"That's why I built this academy, and invited the students of the night class!" He continues while jumping back and forth, "I can't take this anymore." Zero states and leaves, causing the headmaster to stop mid-jump, "Zero!" I yell after him right as the door closes, "He left again, this is getting ridiculous." I state and turn back to the headmaster.

"Well, I understand how Kiryu-Kun feels. There's no denying that there are vampires that only wish to harm, but the same goes for humans." He states bitterly, "Well, Kaname-Senpai is different!" I state as I slam my hands on either side of the table, "There are vampires like Kaname-Senpai who believe in what's right, so Zero has no right assuming every vampire is bad!" I continue as the headmaster inspects his now fixed table, "Your idea will work, I'm sure of it!" I finish, "Y/n!" The headmaster says and goes to hug me again but I stock off without realizing he was.

"Again!" He says as he flops over the table once again, I open the window and stop with one foot on the sill, "Just leave it up to me, Headmaster! I state and start going out the window, "Itte Kamasu!" I announce as I jump off the outside ledge, "It's Dad!" He says while crying.

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'I have no memories of anything before I was five years old.'

I land on my feet on the grass below, I start running towards the main building for my second quarter patrol.

'On that snowy night, Kaname-Senpai brought me to the house of his acquaintance, Headmaster Cross.'

'And without knowing anything about me, he took me in.'

'I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for Kaname-Senpai.'

'All that happened during that incident ten years ago, and marked the start of my life.'

I stop at the main building to catch my breath, leaning my back against a pillar holding up an outside ledge of a walkway outside the building.

'Yes…, Kaname-Senpai is my beginning.'

I touch my throat at the memory of the vampire he killed. I hear footsteps and raise my guard only to relax after I realize that they belong to Kaname-Senpai and Takuma-Senpai.

"Ah, Konichi. Thanks for patrolling the area." Takuma-Senpai says when he notices me, I grow flustered at the sight of Kaname-Senpai but I make sure not to show it.

I bow and quickly stock off to continue patrolling, "Y/n-Chan is interesting, isn't she?" Takuma-Senpai asks Kaname-Senpai, "There aren't any other girls like her type in the night class." He states.

"Ah…" Kaname-Senpai agrees and his eyes start to glow, "To someone used to the dark… She's a blinding sight." He states and starts walking again.

Takuma-Senpai continues to stand in place as he looks to the ground then back up to Kaname-Senpai's back, "Everyone likes living here, but don't forget…" he states and Kaname-Senpai pauses his steps, "Because of orders from you, a Pureblood, we are abiding by the rules of the humans... But just barely.", "I know that, Ichigo." Kaname-Senpai states then continues walking, "Hmm." Takuma-Senpai hums in acknowledgment.

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During my patrol I feel myself getting more flustered by the second so I make a small detour to the water fountain, I arrive and stick my head in the stream flowing from the swan's mouth.

"He's different from me. The world he lives in, the things he sees…" I remind myself then pull my head out of the water. I sigh and return to my patrol, not noticing Zero sitting on the grass by a bush a couple yards away from the fountain. His breath is uneven and he slowly looks up and puts a hand on his face, covering one of his eyes in the process. A rush of blood lust races through his veins, he places a hand on his throat at the feeling then reaches into his uniform to retrieve his box of blood tablets. He drops them by accident as his breath becomes more labored, causing it to open and two fall out onto the grass next to the box.

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I always visit my day class friend Yori-Chan after her class. I always get there a little early and see Zero napping at his desk in the back of the room.

"Kiryu-San, Kiryu-San!" The Sensei shouts to wake him up, he slowly lifts his head to look down at the teacher in the front of the classroom, "You're always sleeping in class, the disciplinary committee must be taxing…" He states, "But you still aren't allowed to sleep in class. Detention!" He yells as the bell rings.

I walk over to Zero as everyone starts to clear out, "That's rough Zero." I state as I hit his back causing him to glare up at me. I chuckle and make my way down to the third row and slide into my normal spot next to Yori, "You and Zero must have a hard time keeping up in class. You guys are always working during the night and sleeping during the day, you're like vampires." She comments, "Yori-Chan, you don't seriously think vampires are real." I asked her while hiding my panic behind a blank expression.

"Of course not." She says calmly while packing up her stuff and starts walking to the door, I stand up and start to follow her to the door noticing Zero is already gone, "Of course Zero is skipping out on detention again, I would too if I got detention." I say as I put my arms behind my head and catch up with Yori-Chan.

"I expected you to stay with him for detention, to get both your grades up." Yori-Chan states as we walk through the double doors, "Why would I stay with him? My grades are perfectly fine." I asked her as we continue walking, "You guys are friends." She states.

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In the stables Zero is sleeping peacefully in the hay next to Lily-Chan, she bends down and nibbles his hair to wake him.

He stirs a little and opens his eyes, "What is it, Lily?" He asks the white horse,"Oh…" He says unhappily as he sees me standing in the stable doorway.

"Damn, do you know how hard it is to find you Zero?" I grumble at him with my hands on my hips, Zero starts to sit up from the hay, "As a member of the disciplinary committee, you're not supposed to skip out on detention!" I say with a raised voice, "But I honestly don't care about that, I care about you skipping out on duties! We're supposed to be at the gate already to hold back the fan girls, you're always late!" I state raising my voice further.

Lily-Chan gets angry and starts neighing at me and huffing, I glare at her not startled at all.

He turns to her and starts patting her leg, "Calm down, Lily. She's a very simple-minded girl, as you can see. She does not mean you any harm, she doesn't hurt animals, but she doesn't care about hurting humans." He states to calm her down, "Damn right I don't care about hurting humans, they can all suck this dick!" I state with my hands on my hips.

He stares at me wide-eyed for a few moments then starts cracking up laughing,"You came just to get me for detention, didn't you?" He asked after coming down from his laughing fit.

"Detention is over, but like I said I don't care about that." I state as he stands from the hay and makes his way over to me, "I came to get you for duties, just so I know you're not you're not skipping again. It's time for the switchover, remember?" I state while holding out his armband to him, "I know." He says as he snatches it from me while passing by.

'There are places in Zero's mind which are totally off limits.'

"Friends, huh?" I say to myself as I remember Yori-Chan's words, "When Zero is with you, he sleeps like a little child." I say to Lily-Chan as I slowly start walking towards her, she gets mad at me approaching and Huffs at me and starts screaming at me, "Okay okay, I get it Lily-Chan, I'll go now." I say to her as she starts brushing the hay with her back hoove, covering up Zero's pill box.

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'Ever since that day.'

'I've come to wish for one thing.'

"Is Kuran-Tama doing well tonight?" Zero asks, snapping me out of my daze, "Eh?" I question him, not hearing what he said, "That hero of yours." He states to refer to what he said.

"I'm not only watching Kaname-Senpai, I'm making sure no one's on the roof." I lie to him to keep my cool, he rolls his eyes not believing a word I'm saying, "Everyone seems to be behaving before class, and so far I haven't seen any day class students. So it's a pretty peaceful night here at the Academy." I state as I look off the edge of the building.

"Do you really believe that?" Zero asks with a scoff, "Eh?" I question as I look back at him, "That things are going well between the day class and the night class." He finishes, "Of course I do, one hundred percent! It's my wish that vampires and humans can get along." I respond to him.

"The Headmaster believes that the ones in the night class agree with his pacifist views and that they are good vampires. But I don't believe it. Not a second." He says after he turns away from me, "Zero…" I say as I turn my body to fully look at him, "There is only one reason why I'm a guardian… And that is to find the most effective way to bring down those beasts in human form. I'm going to patrol elsewhere around the campus." He States as he walks to the edge and jumps onto the grass, "Well class is starting soon for me, so I'll go inside!" I shout out to him as he walks away.

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'It's the same as that time…'

I have another flashback, and the Headmaster brings in Zero through the front door.

"This boy is Kiryu Zero-Kun, I'll be taking care of him from today. Y/n. This boy's family was killed by a bad vampire." Headmaster Cross says and Zero opens his eyes, hatred flows in of his aura at the word "vampire" causing his aura to turn purple, and I raise my guard as the hostel aura flows from him.

'I saw such hatred in his eyes and in his aura.'

'After four years together, he's opened up to me enough to joke with me, and I feel closer with him.'

'And yet…'

'I know…'

I look up in the window to see Souen-San walking by heading to class, her character heeding an example in my next thought.

'They're not all gentle vampires like Kaname-Senpai.'

'Even my parents, of whom I have no memory, could have easily been attacked by vampires.'

'And still…'

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I'm broke out of my thoughts, and my walk to the nearest entrance, when I see two day class girls sitting on the grass in a clearing next to the main building, "Damn day class students, always prowling around…" I state to myself and put my hand on the side of the edge to push myself over it and land on a tree branch and jump up then fall down and grab it to land on the ground on both feet in front of the two girls, "You there! Tell me your names in class! It's against the rules to be wandering around at night!" I state as I show them my armband, "It's dangerous, go back to your dorms!"

"We came to take pictures of the night class students before their class starts." One girl says, "Can't we take a few?" The other girl says and tries to stand, "Itai…" She says when it hurts to stand, "Are you okay? Can you walk?" The first girl asks.

"Great, you're hurt. Are you bleeding?" I asked her quickly, she shows me her leg and I see blood on it, "Shit, hurry and go back to the dorm! " I shout urgently.

"...Eh?" The first girl questions, "What?!" The hurt girl says, "...Just hurry…!" I quickly say and start pushing them towards the dorms, I sense a presence so I quickly put my hand on my thigh and grab Artemis, "Who's there!" I shout as I extend my rod.

A hand grabs the end of Artemis to stop it from hitting him, "Oh scary… The Headmaster trains you well." Kain-San states as I look at him, "N-night class Akatsuki Kain-Senpai…! Hanabusa Aido-Senpai…!" The hurt girl fangirls,"No way…!" The other girl says as I put their hands together in fangirl harmony.

"Geez… We just came because we smelled blood." Aido-san states as he takes one finger and pushes Artemis away from Kain-San, Kain-San looks at his hand to inspect the damage from my rod then likes the wound, "You're so mean, Y/n-San… Really, we just came to see…" He says and his eyes flash red before he closes his eyes and sniffs the air, "Ah… You smell so nice." He states as he opens his eyes.

"Oh, what'll we do?!" The hurt girl says, "He said we smell nice!" Other girl fangirls, "Aido-san… If you lay a finger on the girls, you'll pay dearly…" I state and trail off at the end as he grabs the end of the Artemis rod and goes closer to me to touch my top hand, "...Did you fall, Y/n-San?" He asks, catching me off guard, "...Eh?" I question.

"What smells nice… Is your blood, Y/n-San." He states as he slowly slides his hand up mine to my wrist and puts pressure on my pressure point causing me to let go of Artemis rod with that hand and he brings the hand up for me to look at it, there's a scratch on the center.

'Damn it! When I jumped from that tree branch…'

I try to pull my hand away from him, "Aido-San!" I grumble when he doesn't let go, "Really…" He says as he pulls it closer to his face and his eyes gleam red, "It's very… tempting." He states as he reveals his fangs and draws a drop of blood from my hand with his left fang, "F-fangs?!" The girl who isn't hurt frets, "A vampire?!" The hurt girl joins her worries.

'Damn it!'

I dropped Artemis and try to get him to let go of my hand as he sinks his fangs into my hand, "Aido-san, don't! Damn it Aido-san!" I complain and he starts to raise his face from my hand and licks the blood off his lip, "I want more…" He States and the girls behind me faint, his other hand sneaks around my shoulders and moves the cuff of my shirt, "Can I take some from your neck?" He asks, "No, you can't!" I shout at him.

"Hanabusa…" Kain-San says to get his attention, "What is it, Akatsuki?" He asks him, "Kiryu-Kun is rapidly approaching, he's about twelve kilometers away." Kain-San warns him, "Damn Kiryu-Tama." Aido-san huff and places a hand over my mouth to keep be quiet and jumps into the top of a tree to hide, and Kain-San jumps into a different tree to hide.

'Oh…'

'The ring…'

I start to feel different, my senses sharpen, my aerial awareness increases and I sense Zero running through the forest about seven kilometers away, I look down at the ground and notice my lip ring from the right side of my bottom lip got knocked out when Aido-San put his hand on my mouth.

'It's been a long time since I've been awakened fully…'

'Finally you're free to use your powers that are your birthright…'

Zero arrives under us and notices the unconscious girls, he quickly looks around noticing that they're alone and picks them up to take them to the Headmasters office.

He leaves with the girls, and I feel my teeth starting to get sharper, and I feel jolts of energy flowing through my veins, My eyes turn e/p/c as I activate my e/p causing Aido-San to shoot out the tree and his back hits the tree in front of us, he slides down the trunk the rest of the way and lands on his butt, "Itai…" He says as he makes it to the ground.

"Hanabusa!" Kain-San shouts as he jumps down from the tree Aido-San hit, "What happened?" He asks him, "I-I don't know, Akatsuki." Aido-San responds with a shocked expression.

I hop down from the tall tree, like it's nothing, and land on both feet, "'Drinking blood on school grounds is strictly forbidden.'" I grumble as my eyes go back to e/c then turn blood red a few moments later, both vampire's eyes widen and they start to shake at the sound of my Pureblood voice.

They're both stuck there like they're frozen to the ground, I gracefully walk over to them and put a hand on both of their heads, '"I would punish you both, but you're not going to remember this anyways."' I state and erase their memories of the past minute, starting with when I jumped down from the tree, they fall asleep a moment after the process is completed and I take my hands off their heads as Kain-San hits the ground.

I turn around and walk over to my spot I was in when I found the girls, and I reached down to pick up my lip ring, and bring it up to my face and refasting it through my lip, my eyes turn back e/c and my senses dull. The energy that was coursing through my veins ceases, and my teeth go back to normal, I close my eyes and reopen them, I look around and see Aido-San and Kain-San sitting in front of a tree, asleep. I huff and chalk it up to, I beat them up, I noticed the girls are gone and remember that Zero took them to the Headmaster's office, "One less thing I have to worry about." I state to myself and head to class to retrieve Kaname-Senpai.

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When I reach the class I apologize to the Sensei for being late and immediately go straight to Kaname-Senpai and tell him everything I remember, and take him to the perpetrators, when we arrive at where I left them they start to wake up.

"Thank you for your hard work, Y/n-Chan. I'll take these fools and we'll wait for the Headmaster's punishment." He states as he turns his head to me,"Kuran-Dojo…" Aido-San says as he realizes Kaname-Senpai is standing in front of him, "...Kain…" Kaname-Senpai says as he turns to Kain-San, "Huh?" He questions still in a bit of a daze, "Why didn't you stop Aido? You're just as guilty.", "Oh…" Kain-San says wearily.

"Now then. These two who fainted… They're already at the Headmaster's office, correct?" Kaname-Senpai asks me, "Yes, Zero took them there early when Aido-San was holding me captive in a tree." I respond, "Okay then. When I arrive at the Headmaster's office, I'll erase their memory of tonight." He tells me, "Understood. Thanks, Kaname-Senpai." I say, "I'm sorry he scared you… Y/n-Chan." He states as his eyes soften, "Actually the both didn't even startle me, let alone scare me. They were just bothersome." I state in response, "Still…" Kaname-Senpai says, "You should probably take them to the Headmaster's office as soon as possible, cuz I need to patch up my hand before I go to class." I state and he nods, he then grabs Aido-San by the back of his shirt and drags him to the Headmaster's office with Kain-San following closely behind them.

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I make it to the Headmaster's building and take a quick shower to get the smell of blood off of me, while I'm drying my hair Zero walks in signaling the end of his patrol, meaning that it's lunch time for me.

"Hey! Can't you see that it's occupied?!" I shout at him, "If you have any complaints, blame the bath in the dorm which is closed at dusk." He states after turning to me then turning back forward, "The Headmaster's bath is the only one I can use." He states as he starts to take his shirt off.

"Don't undress in front of a girl." I grumble as I throw a tube of lotion at the back of his head, he stops as it makes contact with his neck, "You just thought, "Well, I don't consider you a girl," didn't you?" I question then turn back to the mirror as he drops his shirt, "Fine, then continue." I finish as I continue blow drying my hair.

"I heard that you were bleeding earlier, the smell of blood is gone." He says after sniffing the air around me and I look at him, "Oh, shut up. My hand has finally stopped bleeding." I state and turn back to look at my hand, "But… If it's according to the legends, I may've turned into a vampire." I say and don't see the look on Zero's face.

"I was attacked by a stray vampire ten years ago too… I guess my blood must be very tasty." I comment and don't hear Zero gasp as a wave of bloodlust rushes to him after looking at my neck, "I'll try to be more careful from now on, but you know how accident prone I am. I am a guardian who protects Cross Academy Day and Night, but I am clumsy as hell." I state and continue talking, "Although, it would be disgraceful if I kept letting them bite me." I finish and look at Zero right as he shuts the shower door.

I shrug and go back to drying my hair, unknowing of the mild panic attack he's having in the shower as he leans up against the wall, "Don't…" he whispers and bites his lip, causing his fang to pierce it and a drop of blood runs down his lip that he licks up before it reaches his chin, "...come any closer." He finishes his comment, with blood red eyes.

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Aido-San drops a blood tablet into a wine glass full over water and watches it dissolve in it, "Suspended for ten days… But, Y/n-San's blood… was worth it." He states as it finishes dissolving, "Kuran-Dojo will get upset if he hears you saying that." Kain-San states to him, "Fine with me! Surviving on the blood tablets alone isn't good enough for me." Aido-San responds, "Her blood was irresistible… so I…" He starts and is cut off.

"Oi!" Kain-San tries to warn him at the last second, Kaname-Senpai walks in, "So you…?" He questions after he slaps him, "S-sorry." He states as Kaname-Senpai goes to walk up the stairs, "Weren't you asking for that?" Kain-San asks Aido-San after, "Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!" He responds embarrassed.

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'Vampires…'

'Fierce Beast that suck the blood of living humans.'

'I must never get close to a vampire.'

'If I do…'

I think while I make my way to the night class dorms to go to my room, I don't see Kaname-Senpai looking at me through the window as I approach and he licks the blood of Aido-San off his finger, "Y/n."

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jackalsinthekitchen · 3 months ago

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pop report #8 (today's top hits, 9/24/24)

today's top twenty – short n' salty

A whole Brat Summer has come and gone since we last left off. I tumbled belatedly down Charli’s rabbit hole in January, when I was looking for something to flatter a high, and she ended up blowing my world apart. I’d slept on her a decade ago, when she was both sugar and spice – everything nice, really – in hits which have aged varying degrees of well. Yet her 2015 union with PC Music was what put the form to her urge to soundscape – unlike the DMT-addled Todd Rundgren of fifty years ago, of whom she’s a fan, she’s nothing if not collaborative. When I first played brat, besotted as any sane person would be by the effervescent “360”, I found its music too metallic and its melodies overly astringent. Mea culpa – now no less an authority than our next president [knock, knock] has validated her cultural primacy.

So you won’t catch me complaining anymore – it couldn’t have happened to a more visionary icon. But of course, the year belongs to neither Charli, nor the victor in the battle of the quarter-century (not talking about Beyoncé v. Swift, who I think it’s safe to say overdid themselves into a draw this time out). Armed with little more than a wand, a rabbit, and a kabuki-meets-Cyndi Lauper aesthetic, the Midwest Princess finally completed her year-long rise this fall. Meanwhile, in Chappell’s shadow, the Last Straight Femme has put a bow on a fascinating saga that kicked off with “Drivers License”, while Olivia takes sour selfies abroad. And the season of the sticks is long over, with the cabal of bros who once threatened to turn 2024 into the Year of the Dude proving one-hit wonders – or if not one, at least a lot less than F-1 trillion.

But the bro atop half of Today’s Top Hit, Bruno Mars, is a different breed altogether – like his duet partner, one L. Gaga, a star so massive he’s transcended this plane, if not the material world. The languidly soulful waltz “Die with a Smile” sounds to me like an AI dream about “Beautiful Things” being less annoying, and as with everything else America can’t stop listening to (including “Beautiful Things”), someday soon I’m sure I’ll love it. But it still turns on vocals which grind into sincerity, yielding more sawdust than sparks, and presumably won’t unite a wedding dancefloor like “Uptown Funk” or “Bad Romance” ages from now. I suppose each artist thought they had to remind us that they were alive, and forgive my cynicism that the song is doing so well on branding power alone (well, and maybe those outfits).

Tate McRae is another one who feels greedier for the public than vice versa, but it’s ok – “It’s ok I’m ok” is a bit more than OK, the rapid-fire rap hook and sudden wash of synth atmospherics disrupting its relative self-repetition. It's another one that promises to grow over a slow fade; I’d say pop hits are fading slower than ever, but really, it’s always been this way. It does boast some brevity, said to be the soul of something in limited currency – its brisk two and a half minutes feel closer to 75 seconds. Lasting as long is #3, a single about lingering, Short n’ Sweet (ha)’s attention-seizing opener “Taste”. Whereas Olivia’s overtures to authenticity made her so compelling, Sabrina leans into the prefab, and it’s fab every time, fam. Its throwback feel is one of its chiefest virtues – it’s a dead ringer for the Divinvyls, and who doesn't dig the Divinyvls?

The fun of Chappell Roan is which of her big hits you can’t escape at any given moment – only “Pink Pony Club”, which is basically a standard now, is falling behind the rest of the pack. #4 on today’s TTH is “Good Luck, Babe”, its chorus such a pristine flourish of frosting it’s always good for getting through, coming out or kissing off. It’s the first in a trio of queer victories down the list, followed by Charli’s zero-melody banger “Guess”, feat. Billie E, whose subsequently-slotted “Birds of a Feather” is to “we can’t be friends” (#21) as Sour is to Short n’ Sweet. Here’s a girl who writes like she earned both her Oscars. This sapphic streak goes up in flames with the Weeknd, a painfully-straight whose strongest hits sound super gay anyway. After The Idol, the flames are all he can dance in.

#s 8-12 are five stalwart inescapables – that me espresso, H-O-T-T-O-G-O, J.J. Abrams’ nepo baby keenly cornering the “wounded submissive with an acoustic guitar” half of the Taylor Swift market (her vocals softening Olivia’s bratty diction with Billie’s volume control – “I Love You, I’m Sorry”, not as good as “Risk” but still good), Hozier cornering the Adam Levine market (it’s not my aphrodisiac, but the sky still splits open at that wailing instrumental break), errybody in the bahr gittin’ tyup-seh. Then the crisp, honeyed “Apple”, one of a handful of excellent hooks (not to mention lyrics) I missed like a dumb bitch when I was being a brat about brat. Benson Boone’s “Slow it Down” (no one asked you to, BB) sounds extra hoary directly after – though yet again, he builds up to something more worth your while than you expect from the first minute.

Depending on how you look at it, no two bros need more or less help than Post Malone and Morgan Wallen. But for their stab at the song of the summer – per Billboard, it worked – six additional bros lent a hand (though, credit where due, one of them is named Ashley). “I Had Some Help” is solid, and as with all decent-plus generic pop hits gets better or worse depending on the weather in your town or head. Still, the main takeaway is that both men would love to be Sabrina Carpenter, if not Chappell Roan. Next in line is the only member of the Tortured Poets’ Department that doesn’t sound asleep, "I Can Do it With a Broken Heart", a missile aimed directly under Joe Alwyn’s skin – the same summer the latter decided it would be a canny career move to play a rapist in Yorgos Lanthimos’ hasty surrender of his newly-acquired feminist cred.

After Tommy “Temporarily” Richman’s programmatic percolator “Million Dollar Baby” – his album will be called Coyote, though he might’ve just as easily gone with I, Robot – comes a new one for the stomp-clappers Noah Kahan pulled out of the woodwork: Myles Smith’s “Stargazing”. Anyone who’s ever wondered what Chris Martin would sound like fronting Mumford & Sons will be free to turn their attention elsewhere. Then there’s an arresting little club-designed mystery I haven’t heard before – “Move”, by two white guys (Adam Port and Stryv) and a Black vocalist (Malachiii) gently cashing in on a bourgeoning Afrobeats bubble (on this hemisphere, anyway – it’s an embarrassment of riches on the other). It’s a big hit in Belgium, Switzerland, the Netherlands, and Austria – shades of ABBA, who never crossed the color line in their lives.

I’d call #20 the secret song of the summer – while many of us are feeling hot to go and so Julia, there are still plenty of shitty vibes to go around, not to mention shitty men (this writer included). Justice doesn’t get more poetic than “Please Please Please” hitting the top in a surging crop of penis-pop. While Sabrina’s triumphs are often trifles, “Please” nails an almost unprecedented level of sexual-politics profundity without a speck of strain or waste (I’d be shocked if it featured more than three instruments). Sure, Olivia’s righteous rage always hits like a tonic, but something about Carpenter’s straight-to-the-point disappointment feels a great deal more potent. Imagine if Lesley Gore, not to mention Aretha Franklin, had had “I beg you, don’t embarrass me motherfucker” at their disposal. Even then, neither would’ve delivered that last word with the same score-settling perfection. Morgan Wallen and Post Malone will always have some help. 2024’s pop queens don’t need any.

#chappell roan #sabrina carpenter #billie eilish #charli xcx #lady gaga #bruno mars #tate mcrae #the weeknd #gracie abrams #hozier #benson boone #post malone #morgan wallen #taylor swift #tommy richman #myles smith #malachiii #adam port

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eileen-crys · 2 years ago

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RachelB's 50 fics celebration!

Hi everyone! By posting my latest fic for Queen Hurt/Comfort weekend, "I thank the Lord above, my life has been saved" I reached the count of 50 fics written and posted on AO3! 🥰

Yeah, I know, the count says 47, but the remaining three fics/oneshots have been posted as chapters in a couple of stories, namely "Please stay awhile" for Queen trough the seasons (2 fics in 1) and "The tales of John, Roger and Veronica" for Dealor Week 2022 (3 fics in 1). 👀🤭

I must admit I've never expected to come this far with writing, but reading and writing fics helped me SO much improving my English, as a non-native speaker. And I'm so happy to be able to tell stories not only through visual art but with writing as well, I'm very proud of how far I've come.

And most of all I'm grateful to everyone who is willing to read my silly stories, despite I'm very much indulging so much on a single ship with few exceptions; and I'm glad my own writing helped others to get interested in Johnica and inspired them as well, exactly as it happened to me after reading @kinole009x 's stories! 🥺💖

"I love the fact that I can make people happy, in any form. Even if it's just an hour of their lives, if I can make them feel lucky or make them feel good, or bring a smile to a sour face, that to me is worthwhile." - Freddie Mercury

⚜️ My Masterlist | My AO3 account ⚜️

The Game

To celebrate I'd love to share something with you and let you ask me about my fics, my stories, my opinions, etc.

Send me an ask with a number and/or a letter from the lists below, up to maximum 3 each. And/or you can add an extra from the third list!

Under the cut I'll put the ask games' lists, that I collected from various ask games around Tumblr or wrote myself.

NUMBERS (up to 3 in an ask)

1) What's your total AO3 kudos count?

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

3) How many fics did you write in (year among 2019/20/21/22)?

4) What are your top five fics by kudos?

5) Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

6) What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

7) Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

8) Have you ever received hate on a fic?

9) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

10) Have you ever had a fic gifted?

11) Have you ever had a fic translated?

12) Have you ever co-written a fic before?

13) What’s your all time favourite ship?

14) Do you have a WIP you've abandoned or will never finish? Why is that so?

15) What are your writing strengths?

16) What are your writing weaknesses?

17) What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

18) What was the first fandom you wrote for?

19) What tropes you thought you wouldn't like but ended up enjoying?

20) What's something you'll never write?

LETTERS (up to 3 in an ask) (lots of these have been taken by the "Salty Asks list")

A. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?

B. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

C. Have you ever had heavy fights over a fandom opinion?

D. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

E. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

F. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously disliked?

G. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

H. Do you read pairings you don't write?

I. What pairing would you try to write if given the occasion?

J. Which unpopular character you'd like to read more often?

K. Unpopular opinion about XXX character?

L. What is the purest ship in the fandom?

M. What are your thoughts on crack ships?

N. Most shippable character?

O. Least shippable character?

EXTRA (one per ask! Copy and paste the question 😊) (This is meant as you asking me about a fic, to be clear 💕)

Suggest me... a fic of yours to start reading your fics, I'm a new reader!

Suggest me... the first fic you've read about Johnica!

Suggest me... a fic of yours to read if I'm not a huge Johnica fan. Either lull me into it or give me something different.

Suggest me... an old fic of yours you wish had attention again!

Suggest me... your favourite series from another author!

Suggest me... your comfort fic written by someone else.

Suggest me... a smutty fic of yours! ;)

Suggest me... an old fic of yours you would re-write, let's see if it's as bad as you say.

Suggest me... the fic that made you saddest while writing.

Suggest me... your fic with least Kudos!

Suggest me... your longest oneshot!

Suggest me... your shortest oneshot!

Special thanks are always a bit of an awkward moment for me because my memory is not that great and I'm always scared to forget someone, if I did please believe me I didn't donit on purpose 😔💕

To my beloved Johnica pals (who also are included in the following lists haha) @beydeaks @john-deacon-fucks @john-paul-george-ring0 @blossom-melina-burnickel @julescape @kinole009x and -maybe to a lesser extent abt johnica lately but still important- @deakysgurl , to my beloved friends and supporters @warriorteam1924 @finland-shoes @seventhmoonforreal @the-world-of-erit , to the whole writers Discord group, full of wonderful and super supportive writers such as @a-froger-epic @queenies-bug @freddie-mercury-rising @sokkas-first-fangirl @bambirex @sparkleslightlyy @quirkysubject @idontknowhowthisworked and more, who all helped me sooo much since I joined. And EVERYONE who reads, leaves kudos and comments on my fics, thank you. I love you all, truly. 🥺💖💕💜💖💕💜💖

#rachelb 50fics

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kirieshhhka003 · 4 years ago

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NSFW alphabet from Avdol? please? 🥺 ♥ ️

Thank you for your request, my lovely anon💚

Note: in all NSFW alphabets I describe how this character acts during sex with different partners, NOT with someone they love

Warnings: NSFW

Muhammad Avdol NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Avdol is very lazy after sex and doesn’t want to come out of bed. He prefers spending this time with his partner, laying together and cuddling while talking about something

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Avdol really likes his partners’ stomach, especially when the bulge on their tummy from his dick inside of them. Avdol doesn’t have favorite part of his own body, he knows, that he’s attractive, that’s enough for Avdol

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

The amount of cum Avdol produces is not that big, smaller than average. It’s very thick and white, has salty, little sour taste. Muhammad’s favorite place to cum is inside of his partner or on their stomach

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Avdol is straight and he’s never thought about men in a sexual way, but once, when he was sharing apartment with Polnareff, blonde came out of shower wearing only a towel wrapped around his hips. When Muhammad saw man’s buff body he thought “Damn, he’s hot”

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Avdol is in his late 20’s, so, of corse he’s experienced. He had a lot of different partners and knows what places are usually sensitive and where he needs to touch his partner to make them going

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He’s pretty lazy during sex and prefers positions where he doesn’t need to move a lot. So, poses where a partner rides him are perfect for Avdol

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Avdol is chill most of the time and sex is not an exemption. He may chuckle at partner’s joke or something he finds ridiculous

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His hair is black and very curly. Avdol always has a short carpet down there, but because it’s curly it doesn’t bother both Muhammad and his partners

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Avdol is really caring and obsequious during sex, he tries his best to bring partner as much pleasure as he can, asking if they are feeling comfortable, whispering sweet nothings into their ear

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jack off often, he just doesn’t need this. When Avdol feels a need in someone, he just calls some of his “friends” he has special bonds with. As a last resort, Avdol always can order a hooker

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Avdol is not that kinky, but he also has a few things that interest him a lot. Those are cockwarming, creampies and slow sloppy sex

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Avdol feels comfortable only inside of the building. His own house, a hotel room, his partner’s home etc, anywhere Avdol is sure that the atmosphere is totally private

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Avdol is a mature man, he can control his needs and wants, he doesn’t have boners just because a dirty thought came to his mind. He loves foreplay a lot and spends a lot of time warming up himself and his partner

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Outdoor sex and group sex(threesome etc) are his absolute no. He also prefers partners who look mature, even if someone are an adult but look like a teenager, he’d never even touch them in rimantic way

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Not a big fan of oral both giving and receiving. Avdol loves seeing partner’s body and face, hearing their voice. But they can’t moan properly with his dick down their throat and the only thing he can see is their red face, so, what’s the point?

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Most of the time Avdol’s pace is slow and sensual, his thrusts are deep, so both him and partner can fully enjoy those moments of closeness. He gets faster as he reaches his high, but loves to stay inside of partner after cumming, kissing them lazily

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t like them. Avdol always takes his time teasing and caressing his partner, and sex that doesn’t last even 10 minutes is oly a waste of his times and nerves

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

No. Never. Don’t even ask. He’s not a horny teenager who wants to fuck all the time, he’s disgusted of a thought of being caught during sex. He finds sex as something very private and doesn’t want anyone to see or hear anything about that

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Avdol usually goes for two rounds, but there were times when he lasted for the whole night. It really depends on his partner, if two rounds are not enough for them, Muhammad is ready to please them until they’re utterly delighted

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Avdol is kinda old-school and doesn’t approve any toys. He knows how to use his hands and fingers, so why would he want to use them?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Avdol is a big tease, he loves to edge his partners until they’re a whining crying mess writhed beneath him. He may edge partner for hours, fucking them mercilessly, almost letting them cum, and then stopping, making them cry and beg to keep moving

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Avdol doesn’t make almost any sounds, partner may hear his heavy breathing and soft whisper. He dives to praise them, telling how good they make him feel and how great they look with his dick inside of them

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s not a big fan of “marking”. Avdol never leaves hickeys or bite marks on his partners’ skin and hates when they do it with him. Muhammad finds it gross to see “love marks” on someone. He doesn’t want to know how this person spent their last night

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Avdol’s size is average, 6 inches when fully hard, very thick with lots of veins, not curved, the head is a little smaller than the shaft. His skin down there is very dark, the glan is slightly lighter

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Usually Muhammad goes for two rounds. The first one lasts about 10 minutes, after he reached his first orgasm he can finally enjoy the process, the feeling of warm skin underneath his palms, so the second round lasts about 30 minutes

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Muhammad loves to stay in bed for hours, enjoying the warmth of partner’s body, but he doesn’t fall asleep. He just lays with his eyes closed thinking about something random

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jclifou · 8 years ago

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The fountains mingle with the river And the rivers with the ocean, The winds of heaven mix for ever With a sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is single; All things by a law divine In one spirit meet and mingle. Why not I with thine?—

|| Stanley Le Roux || Stanley Durant || Henri Lafay || Jacques LeFou || ( taking “brotherly love” four steps too far )

#selfpromo #;;sweet salty & sour (saltystanley)#;;disney's favorite princess (jcligarcon)#;;the drake to my josh (mywhataguy)#p #//i need a new tag for this set! XD #//also #//F U C K I N ' S H E L L E Y !

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bluebellhairpin · 6 years ago

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Marvel Headcanons - Road Trips

A/N: I’m a horrible person. But at least my procrastination of my asks is being for-filled in a way that still sprouts content. - Nemo

Summary: The Avengers and their S/O go on a road trip. Gods? Mutants? Aliens? with them, what could go wrong?

Masterlist

Loki Laufeyson

Bruh. You go on a road-trip with this guy and you’re gonna really wish you d i d n ‘ t.

Tricks. So many tricks. This guy can’t drive a car, he has nothing to do except play tricks. Look At That Face, no remorse, no mercy. You gotta be strong af to survive a trip like this with Loki.

bUt he does buy you all the food. And all the stuff you like. In mass amounts. (“(y/n), you said you liked this sweet packet stuff right? Ah, good. I brought five boxes so we don’t run out.” ) Like five whole boxes

So what’s it gonna be? Trickery for food? Yay or nay? Yay, definitely yay.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man

You will not sleep. Y’all get too hyped up of junk food and adrenaline to sleep for more then half an hour at a time so POWER NAPS ALL THE WAY THERE AND BACK

He video’s everything. He says it’s to show May and Tony when you get back but we all know the truth. Its so he can get one of those cool old-style videos of you No shame that boy has.

He lets you pick all the music, as long as it’s not AC/DC because he had an experience with Tony that involved ‘Thunderstruck’, hacking and his suits earpieces that lasted a over a week that we s h a l l n o t s p e a k o f e v e r

But overall it’s a really cute trip. So cliche. So romantic. So amazing.

Tony Stark/Iron Man

Loves every second because it’s with you and after everything he’s been through that is all he needs and wants.

He has playlists, cars, hotel reservations, restaurant reservations, food stops, food stashes, sights to see. All these things are ready before you even suggested getting away for a couple days.

Turns into a sappy, flirty mess. It’s almost like the trip turned back time to when you both first met and the only problem he had was making a new missile to sell to some place in Afghanistan.

He’s just so ready for a break, low and behold please give i t t o H i m

Steve Rogers/Captain America

Road-trips with Steve are done on the back of his motorbike and you can fight me on this. Mostly because he likes it when you wrap your arms around his torso so yeah fight me again.

Despite the trip being a road trip you both spend a lot of time at stops and motels instead of on the road. He likes taking things slow, since he hasn’t gotten to do things slowly for over four years after he woke up. He’s very grateful if you let him do this.

He lets you take lots of photo’s of him whether you’re good at it or not doesn't bother him. Even frames one you took of his silhouette because it looks that good to him.

Becomes addicted to cocktails after the second road trip because “they’re so colourful and come in so many flavours, (y/n) have you tried this blue one yet? Look they have one named after me-”

Thor Odinson

He gets so hyped and excited.

He really loves travelling and learning about earth more like you teaching him about earth stuff so he’s so optimistic about the whole trip and that attitude rubs off on you so you end up coming home all happy too.

He brings lollies/sweets/candy with you and lemme say you are bouncing off the walls the whole damn time. One time he got so hyped on sugar he almost summoned lighting.

You take Loki sometimes. He pretends he doesn't like it, but he does. He thought we wouldn’t notice but we did. So Loki ends up being the ‘bored’ third wheel while you and Thor stuff your faces with sour worms, chocolate, and gobstoppers.

Bruce Banner/Hulk

He’s gets so soft, and that makes you soft, and then you come back and your combined softness makes everyone else so very soft.

He worries about Hulk coming out and ruining the trip and the car but you constantly tell him and reassure him that it’s fine and you’ve managed to hone the ability to calm Hulk down when things get out of hand.

Needless to say he relaxes almost completely and w o w you didn’t know he sung that well.

And damn when you come back he’s like a changed man. Shyness? Almost gone. Reluctance to join conversations? Hell N a h. He almost becomes Tony 2.0 but only around you because “No one will believe you (y/n)”

Clint Barton/Hawkeye/Ronin

Clint almost l i v e s for road trips with you. I say almost because he lives for you.

You hunt down carnivals so he can win you all the prizes. The others aren't even surprised when you come back with a carload at stuffed toys anymore.

You also stop at a number of piers and sit at the end with fish and chips and some beer and just talk. Life. The future. The past. That one slice of pizza that tasted better than any others you've ever eaten in your entire lives.

You guys just do so much stuff. And its all so wholesome and pure and s o f t.

Peter Quill/Star Lord

Did someone say road trip? Peter has all the tunes.

So much as touch the radio/speakers without his knowledge and you're preparing yourself to (possibly) walk home. He doesn't care if you're the other side of the country. You will walk.

He's a sucker for staying up and stargazing with you. He'll point out all the planets he's been to, and all the ones he wants to take you to later.

While Stargazing, be prepaid to have him jump up and pull you to him if a 'dancing song' comes on. That can range from the 'Livin La Vida Loca' to 'All of Me’. It's amazing.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man

He's a dad. He knows how to keep others and himself entertained on long trips.

Magic tricks. Snacks. Music. Jokes. Everything and anything you can think of to pass time, he's got it ready and waiting.

Sometimes he takes Cassy with you, and honesty things become more fun (if that's at all possible). Which means, for you, more food, music from your childhood, and embarrassing stories about Scott that Cass had managed to get hold of.

Overall it’s pretty cute going on road trips with Scott, that and it’s never ever boring.

T’Challa/Black Panther

He’s a king, and a very busy one at that. So when you manage to pull him away from his duties he treats you extremely well.

First he takes you to a certain county (Once it was Singapore (that was a very luxurious trip), another time Hawaii, etc), then he gets a hire car and takes you wherever else you’d like go.

Every time, every trip, he finds a Starbucks. He collects the cups and brings them back to Okoye. He does it to spite her. You know it.

He gets much more relaxed on the trips, and always comes back being able to deal with his duties much better.

Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier

Wow okay first off, Bucky loves road trips with you.

He manages to persuade Tony to lean him one of his fancy older cars and takes you along the coast in that. He’s a coast road trip type of guy.

He really loves the beach, the only thing that gets in his way is the sand and salty water getting in the joints of his arm, but he says he can “just take it off, don’t worry darlin’.” so yeah it’s r e a l l y not a problem.

If he can't get a hold of one of Tony’s old cars, he gets an old pickup truck/ute and camps outside on the back with you and watches the stars and has old 30′s/40′s music playing from the radio. It’s pretty cute. Like him.

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler

Mate. This guy has no idea what he's doing.

Once he tried to bring, like, a whole ass record player because he was worried there’d be nothing to dance along to. Seriously, Kurt, we have a ca r a d i o for that. Precious Baby Boy.

He’s also pretty young, so be prepared to have lots of contraband School food (sour lollies, chips, etc) stashed everywhere in the car. This boy will eat all the junk food he can lay his three-fingered hands on. R E S T R A I N HIM.

He'd probably take every opportunity he can to cuddle you or take you hand in his. He’s not quite used to doing ‘normal’ stuff like this, so the fact he’s doing something like that with you means a lot.

Doctor Stephen Strange

He’s, um. He’s not used to this sort of thing either.

He’s been this arrogant, selfish, self-absorbed neurosurgeon for as long as he can remember. The most social and intimate thing he’s used to doing is ‘faking it’ with some random to make him look good.

BUT, sudeNly with you he kinda turns to a charismatic, sweetheart gentleman that will actually take you wherever you’d like to go. France? Okay. Brazil? Just south a little. China? Food’s great there. Russia? We’ll take ice skating lessons before we go.

He can’t actually leave NYC for long, but he will spend as much time with you on trips away because they help him relax and it’s n i c e.

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barinacraft · 4 years ago

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Cocktail & Drink Names That Start With ‘S’

Index of Drinks by starting letter → A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Alphabetical List of Drinks Beginning with Letter ‘S’

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Saint-Germain French 77

St-Germain elderflower liqueur, lemon juice, Champagne, lemon twist

Saint Patrick's Day Cocktails

a toast to Ireland with Irish themed drinks

Salty Dog

vodka or gin, grapefruit, glass with salted rim

Sand Trap

Scotch whisky, sweet vermouth, cherry liqueur or brandy, lemon juice

Santiago Scotch Plaid

blended Scotch whisky, French (dry) vermouth, aromatic bitters, maraschino cherry

Savoy Hotel

brandy, benedictine, creme de cacao

Savoy Hotel Special Cocktail

dry gin, French vermouth, grenadine, absinthe, lemon peel

Savoy Hotel Special Cocktail #2

Plymouth gin, French (dry) vermouth, Dubonnet, orange peel

Savoy Tango

applejack or Calvados, sloe gin

Satan's Whiskers

gin, dry vermouth, sweet vermouth, orange juice, orange liqueur or curacao, orange bitters, orange twist

Sazerac

rye whiskey, absinthe, Peychaud's bitters, simple syrup or sugar cube, lemon peel twist

Scarecrow Cocktails

you'll have to draw straws over which hay man themed drink to try

Scarlett O'hara Drink

Southern Comfort liqueur, cranberry juice, lime juice

Schley Punch

bourbon or rye whiskey, St. Croix rum, sugar, lime juice and rind, fresh fruit in season

Schley Sour

whiskey, lemon juice, simple syrup, Benedictine, orange slice

Scotch Smash

Scotch whisky, sugar or simple syrup, sprigs of mint leaves

Screaming Orgasm Drink

vodka plus optional milk / half-and-half with almond, coffee and Irish cream liqueurs

Screwdriver

vodka, orange juice

Sea Breeze Cocktail

vodka, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice

Sea Breeze Cooler

dry gin, apricot brandy, lemon juice, grenadine, sprigs of mint

Sea Breeze Punch

gin, pineapple syrup, grape juice, orange juice, soda water

Senator Drink

Benedictine, brandy, chartreuse, creme de roses, curacao, maraschino liqueur

Sergeant Brue

gin, French vermouth, Italian vermouth, absinthe, Benedictine, angostura bitters, orange peel

Seventh Heaven Cocktail No. 2

dry gin, grapefruit juice, maraschino liqueur

“75” Cocktail

Calvados apple brandy, gin, grenadine and absinthe or Anis-del-Oso

Sex On The Beach - IBA

vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice, orange wheel, maraschino cherry

Sex On The Beach #2

vodka, pineapple juice, black raspberry juice, melon liqueur, cranberry juice

Shamrock

Irish whiskey, French vermouth, green Chartreuse, green crème de menthe (add a green olive for Friendly Sons of St. Patrick version)

Sherry Flip

sherry, egg yolk, sugar, nutmeg

Sidecar

brandy, orange liqueur, lemon juice

Slippery Nipple

licorice or anise liqueur, cream liqueur, grenadine

Smiler Cocktail

gin, sweet &amp dry vermouth, orange juice and aromatic bitters with different ratios than the Income Tax drink recipe

Smoky Martini

gin, Scotch whisky, lemon peel

Soda Cocktail

soda water, sugar, aromatic bitters, lemon peel

Son Of Brutus The Younger

Scotch whisky, chestnut liqueur, cream or half & half

Southern Whiskey Sour

bourbon whiskey, lime juice, simple syrup, red wine, orange peel or twist

Spanish Absinthe Cocktail

ojen, Angostura bitters and seltzer.

Spanish Martini

gin, fino sherry, twist of orange

Splificator

whiskey, sparkling mineral water

Stinger

brandy or Cognac, white creme de menthe, mint leaf

Stolen Kisses

gin, pastis or absinthe, egg white, rich simple syrup

Stone Fence

dark rum, applejack or rye whiskey, hard apple cider

Stone Wall

whiskey, fine sugar, soda water

Straight Up Nail

Scotch whisky, Drambuie, no ice

Strawberry Daiquiri

white rum, lime juice, powdered sugar, strawberry liqueur, strawberries

Striped Bengal Tiger

vodka, orange juice, black licorice twist

Sweet Gin Martini w/ an Orange Peel Twist

Old Tom gin, Italian vermouth, orange zest

Swiss Yodeler Cocktail

Bacardi rum, granulated sugar, molasses, fresh lime

Note: This compilation is a continuously updated list of mostly mixed drinks and cocktails that begin with the letter 's' plus their recipe ingredients. However, this directory, in general, also includes a range of other beverages as well. Sky blue is the color of the alphabet used in the capital letter of the illuminated initial ‘S’ for this drinks index subcategory header image shown above.

#Cocktails #drinks #Punch #Shots #mocktail

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cheeriness-glee · 8 years ago

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A-Z Tag!

Thank you so much for tagging me yo! @jibabylovesyou

a / age: Sweet Sixteen (more like sour and salty tbh...)

b / biggest fear: Not being able to achieve my dreams T-T

c / current time: 1:32 A.M

d / drink you had last: H2O

e / everyday begins with: stretching and showering

f / favorite song: SHAYT! i hate this question cuz it’s hard but CURRENTLY its Don’t speak by Far East Movement ft. Tiffany AND Taeyeon- Fire

g / ghosts, real or not: I believe in all supernatural existence

h / hometown: Risalpur/Mardan

i / in love with: Y.Kihyun<3

j / jealous of: People who get to become singers at a young age since it’s my dream too...

k / killed someone: I wish I could without getting arrested

l / last time you cried: 3 days ago because of not completing my dreams yet and.......studies.

m / middle name: Don’t exactly have one

n / number of siblings: 2 (a sister and a brother)

o / one wish: to have my dream life full of happiness

p / person you last called/texted: @jibabylovesyou

q / questions you’re always asked: “Why are you so thin?”

s / song last sang: I’ll Be Your Man by BTOB

t / time i woke up: I basically didn’t sleep at all at night so yeah...I never woke up :/

u / underwear color: Black

v / vacation destination: Japan and Paris

w / worst habit: biting or sucking my lips

x / xrays you’ve had? 2 or 3

y / your favorite food: none

z / zodiac sign: ‘’’’~Aquarius~’’’’

I tag @jo0heonie, @aysuh1009, @nctreacting, @markleetrashh, @savagekids-ontheblock

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syphonstrikes · 1 month ago

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seemingly polite hard working rogue, definitely got nothing to do with the assassin guy who does anything for the right price and swims in purple hair dye

#it's so funny to me that miqo would jst have to dip the tail in dye...#well good for him... his tail was cut off :)))#ffxiv #miqo'te #i'xey #idk where i put his og make up (this one) suffering cause the new text behaves Weird and i need redo it weh #past i'xey: baby boy baby.. current: evil #f i l e: sour n salty

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timeslive-inhouse · 8 years ago

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I was tagged by @pastry-bunny!

A — Age: 17! B — Biggest fear: Loosing yourself to a path you didn’t really want C — Current time: 3:23 pm D — Drink you last had: Fuck i haven’t drank anything today whoops E — Every day starts with: Drowning in hair F — Favorite song: The Wolfman Kindly Requests by Clutch atm G — Ghosts, are they real: Na H — Hometown: Manhattan I — In love with: Passion J — Jealous of: neurotypicals K — Killed someone: No but i’ve really wanted to L — Last time you cried: Like a year ago M — Middle name: Miriam N — Number of siblings: 1 O — One wish: I’ll be happy with my life when I’m too old to change P — Person you last called/texted: A very swaggy bae Q — Questions you’re always asked: “How do you get your hair like that????” R — Reasons to smile: Well in the short term I’m DMing my first dnd session ever on friday, slightly longer term I’m going to Easter Island!!! S — Song last sang: Fire by Barns Courtney T — Time you woke up: 6:21 am U — Underwear color: purple V — Vacation destination: Northern Norway W — Worst habit: picking at my skin X — X-rays you’ve had: arm and lower back Y — Your favorite food: Anything salty/sour tbh Z — Zodiac sign: aquarius

I tag @laureltree, @vas-tempest, @darkfangthecat, @mayblossomblooms, @huntynutcumflakes, @moonlucretia, and @jiokuy-k (don’t have to if ya don’t want!)

#tagged me #thank you!!

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shizuyotoshisuta333 · 2 years ago

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!!WARNING!!

Don't read if you are squeamish or don't like extreme gore, violence, and horrific deaths because there's a lot. Also in later chapters there is mention and flashbacks of past abuse.

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A Siren's Sea and Pirates' Fee

ShizuyoToshitsuki333

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You reach the Enchanted forest and almost get eaten.

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The sirens in this aren't based on real sirens.

Mine have color changing eyes, elemental crystals and powers, and different forms like humanoid siren and full siren in the water, as well as on land human form and animal form based on the clan you choose.

This is a reader-insert type story, so I will write the reader-insert parts like so:

(y/n):your name (l/n):last name (e/c):eye color (h/c):hair color (h/l):hair length (b/s):bust size(chest size) (c/s):clothes size (n/l):nail length (n/c):nail color (l/c):lip color (b/t):blood type (f/s):favorite smell (f/t):favorite taste(sweet/salty/sour/etc.) (f/c):favorite color (s/f/c):second favorite color, (s/c):skin color (f/e):favorite element(ice/lightning/air/etc.) (e/p/c):element power color(based on your favorite element, fire=red, ice=light blue, water=dark blue, air=white, lightning=yellow, light=orange, dark=purple, metal=gray, earth=green.) (f/j):favorite jewel (f/a):favorite animal (f/f):favorite flower (f/w):favorite weather (f/o):favorite ornaments/accessories (it can be more than one.) (o/p):ornament place(hair/ankle/neck/etc.)(If you have multiple, just imagine where they all are.) (c/l):clothing length (c/c):clothing colors (c/n): clan name (Snake tongue=Snake, Bear claw=Bear, East pacific=Spider, Dragon scale=Dragon, Tiger teeth=Tiger, Bunny tail=Bunny, Frog spots=Frog, Bird feather=Bird, Horseshoe=Horse, Turtle shell=Turtle, Butterfly wings=Butterfly, also feel free to make your own) (c/a): clan animal(based on clan)(f/d)favorite drink (f/a/d): favorite alcoholic drink

Yes, I know it's a long list. But, I wanted to give as much freedom to the reader as possible, and I know this isn't how sirens are, but this is my version of them.

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Chapter 5

Rivers And Mountains

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Heading south for two thousand miles then turn and head southeast for three thousand miles, we finally reach the Enchanted Forest, I walk into the captains’ quarters to alert the captains of our arrival at the humongous forest’s beachy edge, “We’re in Dragon scale territory captains!”.

Sun sighs then stands, “We’v been traveling for two weeks now and we’v asked ya to call us Sun and Moon since the third day, how many times must we ask ye?”.

“But-” I start and Moon cuts me off, “No butsss.” he says while extending the ‘s’ like a hiss.

“We’ve made it to the Enchanted Forest, the tallest tree in the world is in the center of the forest.” I state continuing where I left off.

The twin captains roll their optics at the notice of me sidestepping their request again, “Alright, can ye tell us what of the land is Dragon territory?” Sun huffs then points to the map on the table of the enchanted forest and all surrounding areas.

“The main forest with the thirty-seven thousand meters tall tree named the tree of Tatsuki in it’s center and trees of all varieties ranging from three thousand meters to seven thousand meters, the two closest of the three islands above the mainland, and the bottom half of the closest district in the Celve region.”, “Then what is the third island?” Moon asks.

“Horseshoe territory. The island was gifted to the Horseshoe clan by Kenatatsu the king of Dragon claw to gain their trust and form an alliance between the two, the island itself is the only part of the Enchanted Forest that houses more beings with human-like intellect than just dragons, on that island lives humans, horse sirens, dragon sirens, normal dragons, and one other species of intelligence that lives only on that island. That's why when you said that you were meeting up with some from the Enchanted Forest I knew that we'd be headed to Pegasus Island." I inform them, "Ar' Pegasi the other species yer was talkin' 'bout? I'm guessing that based on the island's name.” Moon responds.

“Yes, they are, pegasi are half dragon and half horse. When the first pegasus was born a burst of energy caused trees to sprout, trees that no one had heard of, they’re called Toumaki trees and are only on that one island.” I state, “There ar’ pegasi, can I ride one?!” Sun screeched excitedly while flapping his hands.

“I mean, if that’s what you’re into.” I state with a smirk, Sun stares at me with a confused look and Moon notices and snickers, he then whispers something into one of Sun’s audio sensors.

Sun’s cooling fans whir to life, he lightly blushes, and steam shoots out of all of his joints as he realizes the innuendo, “That's not what I meant!”, Moon gives a raspy chuckle at his reaction, “Ya know Y/n’s just messing with ya.”

Sun's blush darkens a little and he clears his throat into his fist, "I knew that, I was just trying to play along." He states as he looks away from me and Moon, "Sure ya were, we totally believe that." I state and laugh.

"I really was!" He states as he crosses his arms and puffs out his silicone cheeks in a pout, "We could go back and forth with this all day, but we need to meet Captain Casey first." Moon states, "Fine, but ye gonna answer me question first Y/n." Sun negotiates, "Okay." I agree.

“I’d advise that you don’t unless you’ve known them for a while and they trust you, you also have to ask their permission first and foremost, also don’t just go up to one and ask to fly on their back. Most importantly never come up to a horse or a pegasus from behind, you will get kicked in the crotch at two hundred miles per second because they’re not normal horses, aka your internals will explode from the sheer force.” I state while maintaining a serious look to show them that I'm not exaggerating.

The twin captains visibly cringe at my last comment then they swallow the lumps in their throats at the same time, "Definitely don't do that Sun." Moon states while glaring at Sun, "I won't." Sun states with a sigh.

"Well if we visit the Tatsuki tree after this then you may be able to fly, but not on a pegasus, and I said maybe because Tatsuyo isn't a people person." I state, "Okay, we'll go after we come back to the ship to get ye." Moon states and they start to walk to the doors, "Hold up, I'm going with you two!" I shout as I catch up with them on the main deck.

"No ye'r not, this trip will contain very sensitive information." Sun states, "Tell me then, have you guys ever walked through the Enchanted forest?" I ask with my hands on my hips, "No and we'r not going to, we'r goin through the bottom of Celve district three." Moon states angrily.

The rest of the crew see the argument and start to watch to see who wins, "No you're not, pirates are banned from Celve let alone district three! The people in district three are horrendous, they will tear you limb from limb just because you're pirates! The only way you're going to get to Pegasus Island is if you go to the Enchanted Forest, do you know what lives in the Enchanted Forest!?" I state after I raise my voice, the captain's have never heard me raise my voice, let alone to them, so they're standing there with matching shocked expressions, I wait a bit longer and notice that they're not going to say anything,"Well there's dragons, giant crabs, giant butterflies, giant lizards, giant bees, giant everything! They all eat humans or anything the size of a human, and yes they eat metal, in fact dragons love eating metal it helps their digestive tracts! Not only that but everything in that Forest will eat you alive, and all the trees are jumbo sized, all the plants are jumbo size, the flowers are the size of our normal trees and will eat anything they can reach!"

The two captains stare at me and awe, when they finally process exactly what I said their expressions turn grim.

They both look at each other then look back at me,"Fine ye can come, but when we tell ye to leave you're going to leave, and ye ain't going to listen to a single thing we talk about with Captain Casey!" Moon grumbles in annoyance, Sun nods his head in agreeance and they push down the plank to deboard the ship, before Moon steps on the board to leave the ship he turns to the crew who are still watching and yells at them,"And what are y'all looking at?! Get back to work!" The crew all quickly look away, scared, and scurry back to their positions.

We descend the plank onto the beach and walk forward ‘till I’m three meters away from the ship, the sand swishes between my toes because of the fact that I still haven’t acquired a pair of shoes yet. The wind blows past the skirt that I refuse to take off, it was the last gift I got from my brother before… Anyway I still wear it regardless of my pronouns. The twin captains join me on the tan particles and order the crew to remove the plank and guard the ship, they turn to the bright greenery of the lush forest.

They share an apprehensive look as I start to head in, "WAIT!" Sun yells, causing me to look at him in shock, "Ye don't have any shoes, ye'r going to stab yer feet." He says that he gestures to my bare toes.

"How've ye not cut yer feet on loose nails in the ship yet? Moon says as steps towards to scoop me up.

"Woah, hey!" I shout as he sits me on his right shoulder, "Sirens have tougher skin than most creatures, even in our other forms, though Shield-scaled sirens have the strongest skin and scales of the siren species. Plus there's no need for you to carry me, I've been in and out of this forest so many times without even a scuff." I say with a huff.

"Welp, yer already up here so." Moon responds then starts heading for the greenery, "Hey moon, wait for me!" Sun shouts.

I tell them ways to avoid different giant homicidal animals' nests but the first time they completely ignore me, that's how we got in this situation. Slime and shit scented mucus covers us in this dimly lit area, the smell of stomach acid slowly getting stronger as the dissolving fluid comes closer to the top. A humongous fucking flower, that's what we're stuck inside, waiting for the acid to finish accumulating and release from the stem into the petals that have incased us in this large space that seems so small because of us three being jammed together.

"Damn it! I told you to go right, not left! This is why I wanted to walk instead of being carried!" I scolded the twins from my perch on Moon's shoulder, "Now, there's only one way we can leave. I'ma need you both to listen very closely to my instructions.” I state after I turn their heads towards me.

I tell them the plan and they nod, I hold out my hand so Sun can give me his sword. The center of the floral ceiling is the weakest point but out of reach due to it being seven feet taller then me when I stand on Moon’s shoulders.

🌙~Pov change~🌙

Swallowed and melted by a tall flower, what a way ta go. We go into this situation when we came to a fork in the road, Y/n tells us to go right, the path looks old and like it hasn’t been used in a long time, large vines with thorns coil around tree roots and hang from above. Sun being the way that he is decided against going that way, so Y/n doesn’t get hurt. Without saying a word he takes the left path with long strides, I don’t want to separate from him, he gets lost easily. I follow him through the ferns all while ignoring the harsh whisper pouring out of the siren on my shoulder and catch up with him. We walk for a while on the well worn path, nothing bad seems to be here, at least that’s what me and Sun thought. Now we’re in a carnivorous, purple lily, with black goo dripping from the ceiling. The slime doesn’t seem to have any affects on any of us but the smell of acid is burning my sensors and Sun is panicking, his determination slowly deteriorating as he repeatedly tries to stab the petals that have cage us but his sword just slides off because of the slick black liquid dropping from above. I reach over and put my hand on his shoulder, he stops to face me with terror in his optics, like prey in a predator’s grasp.

“Ye been trying to make a hole for twelve minutes now, ya have tried every petal in every way possible.” I tell him in a calm voice to calm him, his shoulders slump.

"Damn it! I told you to go right, not left! This is why I wanted to walk instead of being carried!" Y/n says in a semi-harsh tone, they turn my head with a hand and turns Sun’s with one of their legs, "Now, there's only one way we can leave. I'ma need you both to listen very closely to my instructions.” They state while maintaining eye contact.

“The center of the floral ceiling is the weakest point, Moon is gonna have to stand on Sun’s shoulders while I stand on Moon’s, that way we can reach the top. I’ll need Sun’s sword so I can stab it through, but the petals are so thick that stabbing even the weakest spot will only let the blade go though half way, so after I stab it Sun’s gonna need to jump so it’ll got the rest of the way through. When it’s in there fully it’ll be easy to slide the blade down along the side of the flower and cut a way out on the side near the ground like Sun was trying to do. Okay everyone understand the plan?” They ask, we both answer with a nod, Sun’s determination returns tenfold as he hands them his sword.

Sun kneels so I can step onto his shoulders and grabs my ankles so I can’t slip off, “Eveyone ready? I’m goin’ to stand up!” Sun says under me then stands in one swift motion causing me to sway forward in backward.

“W-Woah, be careful!” Y/n says with a shaky voice from the sudden elevation change, Sun apologies as we all stabilize ourselves.

Y/n starts to stand up on my shoulders and I look up as I grab their ankles to make sure they don’t fall, looking up was the wrong move.

‘O-Oh shit! I forgot they’re wearing a skirt, I can see their underwear!’

Me and Sun got them many pairs of socks, underwear, and we were going to get them bras but they already had a waterproof binder. They didn’t have any of those things before because, well… They live in their siren form most their life. Sun noticed their lack of under garments a week after they lived on the ship, they tripped in the storage room when they both were looking for wood glue. Long story short he got an eye full of ass and turned into a sputtering mess, he didn’t let them leave our quarters until we docked and brang them underwear. They refused to wear any of it for a few days but we finally got them to understand why they needed the extra clothing, but they still refuse to wear the socks.

‘They’re wearing the star print ones me and Sun agreed to get them.’

Me and Sun were arguing about what underwear we should get them. We argued about the color, the style, the print, so we ended up with an assortment of colors and patterns from each style. The one pair we agreed on were the panties are that are white with deep red, dark blue, and bright yellow stars of all sizes across them, the pair they are wearing at this moment.

I’m so distracted that I don’t hear the to people I’m sandwiched between ‘till Sun looks up to see what I’m doing, he realizes and positions his he slightly to the right and notices the panties. His optics widen and he starts to lose his balance which knocks me out my trance, he rebalances be for we all fall, he breathes a sigh of relief as Y/n gets our attention.

“I can’t reach! Moon, could you lift me a few inches higher?” They ask as they stretch their arms and legs.

“Y-Yup, on it!” I respond as I let go of one of their ankles to remove my hat, I hang it on my belt then return my hand to their ankle to lift them and let them stand on my head.

“I can reach now!” They exclaim before they stab it center causing Sun to wobble, “Sun jump!”

Sun slams a foot on the ground then pushes as hard as he can, the sword slices the rest of the way and Y/n pulls the sword down the side with both hands as we brake formation and fall out the hole made from one of the petals being cut down the middle. Me and Sun hit the ground harshly and Y/n land gracefully on their feet like a cat, they slide the air with the grace of a skilled swords man to flick the green blood of the flower off Sun’s sword then goes to put it in a holster on their hip. They realize that there isn’t a holster and look at the sword in confusion, they seem to snap out of a fog and turn around to make eye contact with me. They look past me so I turn to see Sun sitting with his back facing us, I look back at Y/n and they put a finger to their lips to gesture me to not tell him. They smile and make their way to Sun to pat his shoulder to see if he’s okay, he stands and brushes himself off while reassuring them that he’s fine. He turns to them to inspect them to make sure they haven’t gotten hurt, he doesn’t even find a scratch and huffs in relief.

‘Just who are they?’ I think to myself as I start to get up from the ground.

Sun finally looks my way as I rise and they both make their way over to me, “Well at least we’re all okay! Let keep going, I was hoping we could reach there before dark.” Sun says with his signature bright smile, acting as if we didn’t just escape getting digested by a mother-fucking flower, typical Sun.

I shake me head and smile as he bounces after Y/n, letting them lead the way this time.

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seidhrisms-blog · 8 years ago

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A 1, 3, 4. - B 2, 7, 16. - C 1, 2. - D 4. - E 2, 3, - F 1, 7. - G 2, 6. - H 1, 4. - I 1. - J 6. - L 3, 9. ((//suffer with me :P ))

that is a lot so read more time

A1: What of the Meyers-Briggs personality types they most fit into? INFP, ENFT, et cetera…

ENFJ – The Protagonist

ENFJs are natural-born leaders, full of passion and charisma. Forming around two percent of the population, they are oftentimes our politicians, our coaches and our teachers, reaching out and inspiring others to achieve and to do good in the world. With a natural confidence that begets influence, ENFJs take a great deal of pride and joy in guiding others to work together to improve themselves and their community.

People are drawn to strong personalities, and ENFJs radiate authenticity, concern and altruism, unafraid to stand up and speak when they feel something needs to be said. They find it natural and easy to communicate with others, especially in person, and their Intuitive (N) trait helps people with the ENFJ personality type to reach every mind, be it through facts and logic or raw emotion. ENFJs easily see people’s motivations and seemingly disconnected events, and are able to bring these ideas together and communicate them as a common goal with an eloquence that is nothing short of mesmerizing.

The interest ENFJs have in others is genuine, almost to a fault – when they believe in someone, they can become too involved in the other person’s problems, place too much trust in them. Luckily, this trust tends to be a self-fulfilling prophecy, as ENFJs’ altruism and authenticity inspire those they care about to become better themselves. But if they aren’t careful, they can overextend their optimism, sometimes pushing others further than they’re ready or willing to go.

A3: Do they have any emotional or psychological conditions? Are they aware of it? Do they try to treat it?

Katerína is able-bodied and neurotypical. That she feels fortunate regarding physical and mental health (as well as other in other areas) is part of the reason she feels compelled to help others. While those she helps are amazing people who could very likely accomplish a lot on their own, many of them were simply dealt a worse hand.

A4: Are they a pessimist or an optimist?

She is mostly an optimist. She believes that almost all people are capable of doing good, and most of them wish to do good. When good people do bad things, it is often a result of outside factors (such as poverty or mistreatment). She believes that by helping and inspiring others she can help to make a better world for everybody.

B2: Do they get frustrated when lines at places like pharmacies, check-outs, delis, banks, et cetera, are moving slowly?

She can usually occupy herself talking to the others in the line, or if nobody wants to talk then she can use her cell phone to talk to somebody. She is generally a patient individual. She understands that it’s typically not the fault of the employees and sometimes not even the fault of the management (such as when there is a higher than usual number of customers for the time of day and thus not enough employees to expedite the process).

B7: How do they respond to babies crying in public?

If she is alone she might use headphones to listen to music and drown out the noise. If she is talking to somebody and the conversation can be taken elsewhere, she might suggest that if there’s no clear sign that the baby will quiet down quickly.

B16: Does your OC like to be the center of attention or more in the mix?

She is okay with either. She does not sweat it when all the eyes in the room are on her, nor does she need attention all the time.

C1: Does your OC have a moral code? If not, how do they base their actions? If so, where does it come from, and how seriously do they take it?

Her form of morality fairly closely resembles Kant’s categorical imperative:

Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law.

In other words, she tries to always act in a way that could be consistently seen as good. She avoids lying, tries to help and to not harm others, etc.

The downside to this is that sometimes she will, for instance, be kinder to some people than they might deserve or tell the truth when the person would rather hear a lie.

C2: Would your OC feel bad if they acted against their morals? If not, would they find a way to excuse themselves for it?

She would. She can be very hard on herself when she does something that she feels she should not have done. She will very rarely excuse poor behaviour, of others or of herself.

D4: Would they like to be immortal? Why, why not? If they are immortal, would they rather not be?

Her belief is that upon her death she will join Freyja in Fólkvangr. She would not wish to live an immortal life on Earth, because to die and join the gods is a great honour.

E2: Which of the nine types of intelligence is your OC strongest in? Weakest? (Linguistic, existential, naturalist, et cetera)

She is strongest in Interpersonal and Naturalistic knowledge and weakest in Logical-Mathematical knowledge.

E3: How many languages do they speak?

Three. Icelandic is her native language, although she speaks more English as a result of her time online and her time traveling. She also speaks a fair amount of Danish as a tertiary language. She would like to learn more down the line.

F1: What sort of home do they live in now, if at all? How did they end up there?

After she finished her schooling, she set up a small house (basically a shack) on a patch of fertile land a few miles away from the closest major city. Thanks to the low cost of land in the area and the basic income level that citizens receive, as well as her ability to live primarily off the land, she is able to maintain this living space without needing to work a job.

F7: What’s their “dream career” or job situation?

She would not particularly want to work a traditional career. She ideally would like to maintain her current way of living for as long as possible.

G2: Who makes up your OC’s family, at least the more important members to them?

She has living parents, but she does not live with them. They live further north in Akureyri, where she grew up and attended schooling. She visits them occasionally. She has no extended family that she is aware of.

G6: Do they have any favorite childhood memories?

While she grew up with her Norse polytheistic religious beliefs, the other spiritual practices were found later through online communities. She still fondly remembers when she first found them, and her first spells and rituals. Many of the friends from that time are still her friends now.

H1: What is your OC’s orientation, romantic and/or sexual? Has it ever been a source of stress for them? Have they always been pretty sure of their orientation?

She is homoromantic and homosexual. In the time/setting of Overwatch (at least as I imagine it), people are more open with sexuality and are less heteronormative; thus, she never went through the ‘I just assume I’m straight’ phase that many people go through, and her sexuality was never much of an issue.

H4: Does your OC believe in love in first sight?

She is a huge hopeless romantic type and is quick to think that infatuations are soulmates. Even after past experiences where she’s been burned or where the passion eventually faded, she hasn’t learned any lessons. She thinks love at first sight is real, but she also thinks every crush she has is the one.

I1: What are their favorite kinds of flavors– Sweet, salty, sour, spicy, creamy, et cetera?

There are foods she likes of all five basic tastes (e.g. spicy peppers, sour citrus fruits, savory tomatoes, bitter grapefruit), but especially sweet things. Strawberries are particularly special as they are a fruit associated with Freyja, but she also loves blueberries, raspberries, etc.

J6: How do they react to people whose political viewpoints are very opposite of theirs?

If someone disagrees with her but their stance is one that does not hurt others, she will respect their opinion and will often take their thoughts into consideration and reevaluate her own stance.

If someone’s stance is one that actively hurts other people, she will oppose them.

L3: Did you create the character to be like yourself, did they end up being like yourself, or are they very different from you?

There are things about her that we have in common, which was mostly in an attempt to make a character that I like and that is fairly easy for me to write. There are some differences, however. For instance, she follows Norse polytheism while I follow Greek polytheism. She is native to Iceland while I was born in America (though I do have Nordic heritage). This gives me reason to learn more than I previously did about these beliefs and cultures.

L9: How did you come up with your OC?

I sat down and said I wanted to “make an SJW Witch for the OvW universe” and then I did that. I spent a few hours reading on various topics and making decisions for the design of the character. It’s possible I’ll make changes to things in the future, but I like what I came to so far.

#ooc #about #|| since there were so many I didn't spend as long as I might otherwise on any individual question but that might be a good thing #|| I just got right to the point #chaoticphoebe

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SEND ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION // STILL ACCEPTING.prompt. ▤ : f a l l i n g a s l e e p o n t h e m .set. one week after Ruby gave him his iPhone, one week before the Gaslit Reunion & Winter Formal, one morning before Max’s google search of Grey’s story.disclaimer. permission HAS been granted from Blythe for the godmodding in this post.

-☸-

The smell of carnations starts to remind her of the smell of her old corsage, which reminds her of the smell of sweat and adrenaline, which reminds her of the smell of a lover’s dead body, just settling into rigor mortis. And they’re everywhere. Everywhere she goes, she finds them– they find her; they’re on all edges of campus like cold steel prison bars caging her into a traumatic cycle and she just wants out already.

Solution: maybe tell the police or someone about this situation. No, no, that won’t do. That would require formally accepting reality. Solution: go to sleep and ignore it. Tried it. She can’t sleep knowing that some kooky prankster keeps finding a way into her room at night. Solution: Leave campus. This is not a permanent fix. She can’t leave forever. But temporary escapism gives her an immediate comfort and she’s too miserable right now to care about what it means for the longrun.

Besides, she already knows a foolproof place to go to clear her head. Max has been trying to take a trip to the nearest pier since her parents first confirmed her authorization to drive off campus. But Sid won’t come, too sour to indulge her, tells her to “get out of here with that white girl shit.” And she wouldn’t invite Ruby– Max is too embarrassed to ask her, needs to keep up her non-sentimental partygirl cool. And she doesn’t want to invite Mitch– docks are too special for her to share with him. And maybe she’d call Cypress if she didn’t recently come to the realization that Cypress totally sucks.

She’s still determined to go despite lack of a date, but survival instinct says she needs to take someone to talk to so she won’t fall asleep at the wheel– because, as disappointing as her life’s production may be, she refuses to willingly walk out of the theater before the final scene. Lucky for Max, she may not have to call curtains on this trip just yet. She has one fail-safe dark horse in her contacts list.

Gʀᴇʏ ᴄᴀᴠᴇʀʟy is the one masochist out there with that perfectly specific blend of boredom and free time necessary to humor her company every so often. He has the offbeat sense of “adventure” to entertain a high-maintenance space-case’s antics, but enough common sense not to get emotionally invested. And hassling him to go on a road trip at this hour may very well be the third strike he needs to stop talking to her entirely, but she’s willing to take the chance– best to lose him sooner rather than later, for her as someone with much less of the common sense needed not stunt emotional investment.

-☸-

[one-missed-call-two-missed-calls-three-missed-calls from Miss Maxine at 5:09am.]

Miss Maxine [5:11am]: 📣📣 𝙬𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙥, 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙮 𝙗𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙙Miss Maxine [5:11am]:𝙬𝙚’𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙨𝙚 𝙖 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙩𝙡𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡Miss Maxine [5:12am]: 𝙨𝙤𝙛𝙩𝙡𝙮 🌅

[seen by 👽Scary Pixie Dream Boy 🌚 at 5:20am.]

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Max heads out early early to load the car up with blankets & trail mix & two thermoses of her favorite peppermint espresso, but the f a k e c h e e r she worked so hard to muster completely DROPS when she finds putrid red carnations in her glove compartment and littering the gas pedal floor. She picks out every stray petal one by one, stomps them into the parking lot asphalt, opens a new pine air freshener to drown the faint and maddening smell out of her car before he meets her there at the negotiated time of 6 am.

She regains her cool as Grey meets her Jetta for the first time, and then Max explains that when she said ‘raise hell,’ she meant that they were going to watch a terrific ball of flaming hell rip the night sky open and rise to the top-center of the earth, and she hoped he would be too tired to realize that this was her way of trying to make ‘watching the sunrise’ sound hardcore. As her luck would have it, Grey’s just as sharp-witted and wise-assed in the early morning– calls her right out on her underwhelming plan of action. But that sure doesn’t stop him from hopping in shotgun.

( Suddenly she’s not faking the cheer anymore. )

They tell the guard in the parking lot security booth they’re going out for coffee and bagels before classes start. Handheld GPSes are tossed to the backseat. Max says they’re navigating this trip the old fashion way, says it’s become tradition since their first meeting that they don’t keep their phones on hand when they’re together. She’s really saying this because she’s desperate to get off the grid and escape reality with him, but she makes it sound like this is a playful boho thing when she insists he keep his phone off and read the map to her.

Eugene’s about an hour away from the Pacific. With the combined sense of direction of a serial wanderer and a Sagittarius, it takes about an hour-forty-five to get to the nearest pier. In sleepy delirium Max cruises right through every other stop sign, and Grey waits every time to see how long it takes her to realize she did it and break into a fit of whoops-a-daisy giggles. He has to make his usual crack about her fatality rate, of course, and say that at least there’s nobody else stupid enough to be on the road at this hour.

Between her wrong turns and his insistence that they take a detour down every cool-looking road in Oregon, there’s a high chance they won’t make it down the docks by sunrise, and there’s definitely no way they’re going to make it back to campus in time for first period. The former potential valedictorian in her is screaming, but Max can’t hear her over the sound of the terrible Dad pop-rock blasting through the stereo. She’s sure Grey will be DEVASTATED about missing french class with his very favorite teacher, but she swears that the euphoria of his first time watching the sunrise on a port is going to make up for it.

They miraculously make it to the beach when their antsy sun is just peeping and they make a mad dash to get to the coveted VIP seats before they miss any more crucial sunrise action. Grey’s legs are longer, and it’s hard for her to run while wrapped up in blankets to protect her from the cold, but when that salty sea smell splashes against her face she forgets what carnations even smell like, and suddenly she has the burst of energy she needs to outrun him and lead the way to the very end of the dock.

They station themselves hurriedly but efficiently, with two blankets each, feet kicking off the edge, sat just close enough to share platonic body heat only, bag o’ trail mix locked into position in the space between their thighs, faces huddled over their espressos with way too much cream and not nearly enough of the caffeine required for this adventure, but every factor of this situation combined makes Max feel alive for the first time since she died. There’s nothing on this pier but them and the view, and in a way that only seems to happen in Grey’s presence, time stands still, and all day-to-day weights and permanent baggage feel suspended. She’s free– and happy. Too happy to remember that they’re both exhausted in every physical and spiritual sense of the word.

In bliss, she gets to talking about how long it’s been since she’s done this, and then she starts yapping about anything else that comes to mind here. She reminisces about the days when her life was low-tide tranquil, tells him childhood stories no one in the world could possibly care about– about how she used to go fishing with her dad every Saturday morning, except then they had to stop when she became a vegetarian in the sixth grade and felt too bad for the fish, so then they would go for strolls along the shore and pick up sea glass, and sometimes she would take her cat for walks on the docks at sunset, and everyone thought it was so silly, because you don’t walk a cat, but Max’s cat is so special and didn’t even need a leash, and Max thought she was so special when she would sneak out at night to have bonfires in the dirt clearing of the woods by the port, and one night they took her friend’s dad’s boat out, and that’s when she decided she wants to get a compass tattoo right here on her hip so you can see it when she’s wearing a bikini… and this goes on and on, and Grey– ever the trooper– does an incredible job acting like he doesn’t want to push her into the icy water to make her top.

Eventually she quiets down on her own and lets him take in the real ambiance they came here for: tranquilizing water and fiery pastel glows creeping across the sky. …All in all, it’s probably not that fantastic to a guy like Grey; it’s nothing the world hasn’t seen on every preset computer desktop wallpaper or in the uninspired paintings cluttering every rich white aunt’s walls. It’s just a sunrise. It happens everyday. The mysticism is in the eye of the beholder, and maybe Max’s eyes only finds it fascinating because her life has always been so equally uninteresting.

But the boy next to her– he seems too rock and roll for this. He’s the boy who raises his own hell as opposed to watching it. He’s the world wonder that’s waking up in wild places and droppin water balloons off of the school roof. He’s his own sunset. And when he can’t stifle his yawns anymore, Max wonders if the whole trip she spent hyping the Great Pacific Northwest Aurora may have doomed him for disappointment. Her eyes sink low in shame, but light right back up when she catches glimpse of a JELLYFISH close to the surface of the water on her side of the dock, and she grabs his arm with a gasp.

“ Look at this cute jelly !! ”

Max doesn’t turn to face him, because her eyes are fixated on this stupid sea-bag like it’s the most incredible thing she’s ever seen and the very spectacle of it is going to make the last agonizing three hours he’s spent with her all worthwhile. Grey leans into her to get a closer look without having to move– rests his chin on her shoulder. She starts listing off jellyfish trivia to keep him interested, and then she explains that she knows this stuff because she did a research paper on jellyfish once, but she doesn’t know why she picked jellyfish because her favorite animals are seahorses… And then she stops herself before she rambles again; she takes a pause and gives him the opening for a sly dig at her motor mouth or jelly-themed quip. She listens for it, but all she hears is a light nasally hum.

The boy is s n o o z i n g .

…Well, maybe he’s earned it, after suffering her all morning. And they’re already showing up late to class– they may as well hang out here until they’re sure the same security guard won’t be at the post to ask what took them so long. So she turns her body forward and makes sure his head tilts out to face the water straight in front of them, slooowly readjusts the blankets until they’re tucked in as one unified burrito with windchill protection on all sides, and she even lets Sleeping Beauty continue using her shoulder as a pillow, on the condition that she can lean her own head on his in return.

She soaks in this position for a while, listening to his little hum harmonize with the rustle of tiny waves as high tide comes in, and it’s so peaceful, it’s so peaceful, she’s not thinking about stalkers or death here. She’s not thinking about anything but the way the movement their breathing chests are so in sync with the still water’s gentle sway, and how their bodies fit together so organically even when they just fell into each other so thoughtlessly.

And then she thinks: this is how lovebirds cuddle.

Not Valentine’s Day lovebirds, but literal, winged lovebirds. Like the pair in Hitchcock’s The Birds. –-Intrusive thoughts like this one, comparing her life to horror flicks, are always daunting her peace of mind, but she’s okay with this one. In the movie, the two lovebirds are the only living creatures that inexplicably manage to stay sane while the whole world around them, human and avian, goes berserk.

( Maybe because they had each other to weather the entropy together. )

When the sunlight comes in full, Max can see her breath dancing with Grey’s in the icy December air, but she feels snug and toasty. It’s like in this place all their own, they are without bother, discomfort, inhibition. No creeps or killers or pasts or futures can come hurt them in this haven. And now she finally falls asleep, with cheek nestled into a pillow of fluffy hair.

They’re safe here.

#they're good kids #( inbox game responses.)#greycaverly #enjoy this fluff because from here it's angst all the way down #speaking of which i dare you to ruin this soft gentle moment by making the nightmare prompt a continuation of this #【 ☸┋YOU TOLD ME ABOUT NOWHERE ; WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMEPLACE I'D LIKE TO GO.】⌜re: grey caverly.⌟#i felt like they needed something Big to lead up to how he felt when he was dancing with her at the formal so here's some twee shit #if you want to make it taste less saccharine consider: she probably drooled a lil bit in his hair #when she fell asleep #but im sure he has enough hair to absorb it

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kirieshhhka003 · 5 years ago

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Note: in all NSFW alphabets I describe how this character acts during sex with different partners, NOT with someone they love

Warnings: NSFW

Bruno Buccellati NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Is pretty good at aftercare. After sex Bruno loves to cuddle with his partner. If they ask him for a glass of water - they’ll have it, if they need to take a shower - Bruno already has a bath running for them

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part on a partner’s body(regardless of gender) is their neck and especially collarbones. On himself Bruno is proud of how strong and slender his thighs are

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He produces an average amount of sperm and it tastes a little bit salty and sour, has more liquid-like consistence. His favorite places to cum is on his partner’s stomach or inside of them (if they are ok with that)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Once he got drunk and Abbacchio walked him to Bruno’s apartment. He was so fucking drunk and tried to flirt and seduce Leone but the older man thought that Bruno was about to vomit and dragged him to the bathroom under cold shower. Everytime Bruno recalls it in his mind he gets super cringy about himself. Sometimes when he can’t fall asleep he wanders about did Leone get his point that time and hopes that he didn’t

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Bruno definitely knows what he’s doing, his hands trail all over partner’s body, rubbing all the right places, making them all worked up only with his hands. His skill are not just good and, tbh this man is not just horny - he’s a total slut in private

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

His favorite positions are missionary and a cowgirl, but he is okay with every pose as long as he can see and reach out to partner’s body

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He spends almost all his time with 5 teen idiots, so he want to have a little seriosity in his life, and it’s sex. But Bruno may crack a joke or a pun that randomly came to his brain

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Bruno always keeps his hair well groomed and it’s little bit darker than his usual hair tone. Prefers his partner clean-shaved. He gets all horny when his partner has fancy intimate haircuts (heart-shaped is his favorite one)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Bruno loves to praise his partner and always tells them how good they are for him and how he feels good doing sex with them

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Of course he does masturbate. When he feels stressed or simply gets horny(c’mon he’s 20yo) Bruno loves to play with himself. When he has day-off he takes his time pleasuring himself

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praising, temperature play, teasing, overstimulating, body worship, role play, bondage and a lot more. This man is horny, okay? He is also definitely into cock warming - having his partner warming up his dick when he sits in his office doing boring paperwork

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Whatever places his partner is comfortable in. Bathroom, kitchen, on the floor, against the wall, in the bed - Bruno enjoys doing it everywhere

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I won’t get tired of mentioning just how horny this man is, and it doesn’t take much to make him going. A few dirty words, whispered into his ear, fervid touches or passionate look him right in the eyes - this and lot of other turn him on

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Water sports or whatever that includes blood, vomit or shit. He is disgusted by a thought of having those human body secrets during such intimate moments as sex

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Is good at giving oral. After he has found all the sweet points on his partner’s body nobody can stop him from pleasuring them. Also loves receiving, he will caress partner’s face and run his fingers through their hair while they suck him off. And oh god, how much he loves to see them swallowing his cum

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He loves slow and vanilla sex, with lots of foreplay and kissing, but doesn’t mind being more rough and dominant. It really depends on his mood

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t like them because he doesn’t get the amount of quality time that he is pleased with. He may go for if oral (preferably receiving), especially after becoming a capo

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Bruno doesn’t admit it, but he really wants to try sex while his gang is in another room, minding their own business and interacting with each other. The risk of being caught by his friends drivers him crazy

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Buccellati lasts maximum for three rounds during one make out session, each of them lasts at about 15-20 minutes. But Bruno can go for two or three sessions during a day so partner won’t stay unsatisfied

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t has any. Why would he if he has his mouth and fingers? But if his partner wants to try something new he is all into it

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This man was literally made for teasing. Loves to overstimulate his partner until they are a sobbing trembling mess beneath him, begging for mercy and his allowance to cum

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Bruno doesn’t make a lot of noise during sex and most of the time keeps his voice back, but he is not afraid of making his partner know how he feels by groaning or whispering something sweet in their ear

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Bruno doesn’t care much about his partner’s gender and doesn’t mind being a bottom when he’s with other man. Bruno also can be whatever his partner wants him to be: baby boy, daddy, little puppy or a bitch-ass master. Surprisingly every role fits him perfectly

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Buccellati has an average size at about 6 inches and 6.5 inches when fully hard. More on a thinner side, not very veiny and without a curve

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Bruno is a young man and of course his sex drive is high, but he knows how to control his libido and doesn’t fuck with everyone he finds attractive

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After he’s made sure that his partner is okay and feel loved, Bruno quickly falls asleep while cuddling up next to them

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