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jackalsinthekitchen · 5 months ago

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pop report #8 (today's top hits, 9/24/24)

today's top twenty – short n' salty

A whole Brat Summer has come and gone since we last left off. I tumbled belatedly down Charli’s rabbit hole in January, when I was looking for something to flatter a high, and she ended up blowing my world apart. I’d slept on her a decade ago, when she was both sugar and spice – everything nice, really – in hits which have aged varying degrees of well. Yet her 2015 union with PC Music was what put the form to her urge to soundscape – unlike the DMT-addled Todd Rundgren of fifty years ago, of whom she’s a fan, she’s nothing if not collaborative. When I first played brat, besotted as any sane person would be by the effervescent “360”, I found its music too metallic and its melodies overly astringent. Mea culpa – now no less an authority than our next president [knock, knock] has validated her cultural primacy.

So you won’t catch me complaining anymore – it couldn’t have happened to a more visionary icon. But of course, the year belongs to neither Charli, nor the victor in the battle of the quarter-century (not talking about Beyoncé v. Swift, who I think it’s safe to say overdid themselves into a draw this time out). Armed with little more than a wand, a rabbit, and a kabuki-meets-Cyndi Lauper aesthetic, the Midwest Princess finally completed her year-long rise this fall. Meanwhile, in Chappell’s shadow, the Last Straight Femme has put a bow on a fascinating saga that kicked off with “Drivers License”, while Olivia takes sour selfies abroad. And the season of the sticks is long over, with the cabal of bros who once threatened to turn 2024 into the Year of the Dude proving one-hit wonders – or if not one, at least a lot less than F-1 trillion.

But the bro atop half of Today’s Top Hit, Bruno Mars, is a different breed altogether – like his duet partner, one L. Gaga, a star so massive he’s transcended this plane, if not the material world. The languidly soulful waltz “Die with a Smile” sounds to me like an AI dream about “Beautiful Things” being less annoying, and as with everything else America can’t stop listening to (including “Beautiful Things”), someday soon I’m sure I’ll love it. But it still turns on vocals which grind into sincerity, yielding more sawdust than sparks, and presumably won’t unite a wedding dancefloor like “Uptown Funk” or “Bad Romance” ages from now. I suppose each artist thought they had to remind us that they were alive, and forgive my cynicism that the song is doing so well on branding power alone (well, and maybe those outfits).

Tate McRae is another one who feels greedier for the public than vice versa, but it’s ok – “It’s ok I’m ok” is a bit more than OK, the rapid-fire rap hook and sudden wash of synth atmospherics disrupting its relative self-repetition. It's another one that promises to grow over a slow fade; I’d say pop hits are fading slower than ever, but really, it’s always been this way. It does boast some brevity, said to be the soul of something in limited currency – its brisk two and a half minutes feel closer to 75 seconds. Lasting as long is #3, a single about lingering, Short n’ Sweet (ha)’s attention-seizing opener “Taste”. Whereas Olivia’s overtures to authenticity made her so compelling, Sabrina leans into the prefab, and it’s fab every time, fam. Its throwback feel is one of its chiefest virtues – it’s a dead ringer for the Divinvyls, and who doesn't dig the Divinyvls?

The fun of Chappell Roan is which of her big hits you can’t escape at any given moment – only “Pink Pony Club”, which is basically a standard now, is falling behind the rest of the pack. #4 on today’s TTH is “Good Luck, Babe”, its chorus such a pristine flourish of frosting it’s always good for getting through, coming out or kissing off. It’s the first in a trio of queer victories down the list, followed by Charli’s zero-melody banger “Guess”, feat. Billie E, whose subsequently-slotted “Birds of a Feather” is to “we can’t be friends” (#21) as Sour is to Short n’ Sweet. Here’s a girl who writes like she earned both her Oscars. This sapphic streak goes up in flames with the Weeknd, a painfully-straight whose strongest hits sound super gay anyway. After The Idol, the flames are all he can dance in.

#s 8-12 are five stalwart inescapables – that me espresso, H-O-T-T-O-G-O, J.J. Abrams’ nepo baby keenly cornering the “wounded submissive with an acoustic guitar” half of the Taylor Swift market (her vocals softening Olivia’s bratty diction with Billie’s volume control – “I Love You, I’m Sorry”, not as good as “Risk” but still good), Hozier cornering the Adam Levine market (it’s not my aphrodisiac, but the sky still splits open at that wailing instrumental break), errybody in the bahr gittin’ tyup-seh. Then the crisp, honeyed “Apple”, one of a handful of excellent hooks (not to mention lyrics) I missed like a dumb bitch when I was being a brat about brat. Benson Boone’s “Slow it Down” (no one asked you to, BB) sounds extra hoary directly after – though yet again, he builds up to something more worth your while than you expect from the first minute.

Depending on how you look at it, no two bros need more or less help than Post Malone and Morgan Wallen. But for their stab at the song of the summer – per Billboard, it worked – six additional bros lent a hand (though, credit where due, one of them is named Ashley). “I Had Some Help” is solid, and as with all decent-plus generic pop hits gets better or worse depending on the weather in your town or head. Still, the main takeaway is that both men would love to be Sabrina Carpenter, if not Chappell Roan. Next in line is the only member of the Tortured Poets’ Department that doesn’t sound asleep, "I Can Do it With a Broken Heart", a missile aimed directly under Joe Alwyn’s skin – the same summer the latter decided it would be a canny career move to play a rapist in Yorgos Lanthimos’ hasty surrender of his newly-acquired feminist cred.

After Tommy “Temporarily” Richman’s programmatic percolator “Million Dollar Baby” – his album will be called Coyote, though he might’ve just as easily gone with I, Robot – comes a new one for the stomp-clappers Noah Kahan pulled out of the woodwork: Myles Smith’s “Stargazing”. Anyone who’s ever wondered what Chris Martin would sound like fronting Mumford & Sons will be free to turn their attention elsewhere. Then there’s an arresting little club-designed mystery I haven’t heard before – “Move”, by two white guys (Adam Port and Stryv) and a Black vocalist (Malachiii) gently cashing in on a bourgeoning Afrobeats bubble (on this hemisphere, anyway – it’s an embarrassment of riches on the other). It’s a big hit in Belgium, Switzerland, the Netherlands, and Austria – shades of ABBA, who never crossed the color line in their lives.

I’d call #20 the secret song of the summer – while many of us are feeling hot to go and so Julia, there are still plenty of shitty vibes to go around, not to mention shitty men (this writer included). Justice doesn’t get more poetic than “Please Please Please” hitting the top in a surging crop of penis-pop. While Sabrina’s triumphs are often trifles, “Please” nails an almost unprecedented level of sexual-politics profundity without a speck of strain or waste (I’d be shocked if it featured more than three instruments). Sure, Olivia’s righteous rage always hits like a tonic, but something about Carpenter’s straight-to-the-point disappointment feels a great deal more potent. Imagine if Lesley Gore, not to mention Aretha Franklin, had had “I beg you, don’t embarrass me motherfucker” at their disposal. Even then, neither would’ve delivered that last word with the same score-settling perfection. Morgan Wallen and Post Malone will always have some help. 2024’s pop queens don’t need any.

#chappell roan #sabrina carpenter #billie eilish #charli xcx #lady gaga #bruno mars #tate mcrae #the weeknd #gracie abrams #hozier #benson boone #post malone #morgan wallen #taylor swift #tommy richman #myles smith #malachiii #adam port

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shizuyotoshisuta333 · 2 years ago

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!!WARNING!!

Don't read if you are squeamish or don't like extreme gore, violence, and horrific deaths because there's a lot. Also in later chapters there is mention and flashbacks of past abuse.

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A Siren's Sea and Pirates' Fee

ShizuyoToshitsuki333

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You reach the Enchanted forest and almost get eaten.

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The sirens in this aren't based on real sirens.

Mine have color changing eyes, elemental crystals and powers, and different forms like humanoid siren and full siren in the water, as well as on land human form and animal form based on the clan you choose.

This is a reader-insert type story, so I will write the reader-insert parts like so:

(y/n):your name (l/n):last name (e/c):eye color (h/c):hair color (h/l):hair length (b/s):bust size(chest size) (c/s):clothes size (n/l):nail length (n/c):nail color (l/c):lip color (b/t):blood type (f/s):favorite smell (f/t):favorite taste(sweet/salty/sour/etc.) (f/c):favorite color (s/f/c):second favorite color, (s/c):skin color (f/e):favorite element(ice/lightning/air/etc.) (e/p/c):element power color(based on your favorite element, fire=red, ice=light blue, water=dark blue, air=white, lightning=yellow, light=orange, dark=purple, metal=gray, earth=green.) (f/j):favorite jewel (f/a):favorite animal (f/f):favorite flower (f/w):favorite weather (f/o):favorite ornaments/accessories (it can be more than one.) (o/p):ornament place(hair/ankle/neck/etc.)(If you have multiple, just imagine where they all are.) (c/l):clothing length (c/c):clothing colors (c/n): clan name (Snake tongue=Snake, Bear claw=Bear, East pacific=Spider, Dragon scale=Dragon, Tiger teeth=Tiger, Bunny tail=Bunny, Frog spots=Frog, Bird feather=Bird, Horseshoe=Horse, Turtle shell=Turtle, Butterfly wings=Butterfly, also feel free to make your own) (c/a): clan animal(based on clan)(f/d)favorite drink (f/a/d): favorite alcoholic drink

Yes, I know it's a long list. But, I wanted to give as much freedom to the reader as possible, and I know this isn't how sirens are, but this is my version of them.

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Chapter 5

Rivers And Mountains

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Heading south for two thousand miles then turn and head southeast for three thousand miles, we finally reach the Enchanted Forest, I walk into the captains’ quarters to alert the captains of our arrival at the humongous forest’s beachy edge, “We’re in Dragon scale territory captains!”.

Sun sighs then stands, “We’v been traveling for two weeks now and we’v asked ya to call us Sun and Moon since the third day, how many times must we ask ye?”.

“But-” I start and Moon cuts me off, “No butsss.” he says while extending the ‘s’ like a hiss.

“We’ve made it to the Enchanted Forest, the tallest tree in the world is in the center of the forest.” I state continuing where I left off.

The twin captains roll their optics at the notice of me sidestepping their request again, “Alright, can ye tell us what of the land is Dragon territory?” Sun huffs then points to the map on the table of the enchanted forest and all surrounding areas.

“The main forest with the thirty-seven thousand meters tall tree named the tree of Tatsuki in it’s center and trees of all varieties ranging from three thousand meters to seven thousand meters, the two closest of the three islands above the mainland, and the bottom half of the closest district in the Celve region.”, “Then what is the third island?” Moon asks.

“Horseshoe territory. The island was gifted to the Horseshoe clan by Kenatatsu the king of Dragon claw to gain their trust and form an alliance between the two, the island itself is the only part of the Enchanted Forest that houses more beings with human-like intellect than just dragons, on that island lives humans, horse sirens, dragon sirens, normal dragons, and one other species of intelligence that lives only on that island. That's why when you said that you were meeting up with some from the Enchanted Forest I knew that we'd be headed to Pegasus Island." I inform them, "Ar' Pegasi the other species yer was talkin' 'bout? I'm guessing that based on the island's name.” Moon responds.

“Yes, they are, pegasi are half dragon and half horse. When the first pegasus was born a burst of energy caused trees to sprout, trees that no one had heard of, they’re called Toumaki trees and are only on that one island.” I state, “There ar’ pegasi, can I ride one?!” Sun screeched excitedly while flapping his hands.

“I mean, if that’s what you’re into.” I state with a smirk, Sun stares at me with a confused look and Moon notices and snickers, he then whispers something into one of Sun’s audio sensors.

Sun’s cooling fans whir to life, he lightly blushes, and steam shoots out of all of his joints as he realizes the innuendo, “That's not what I meant!”, Moon gives a raspy chuckle at his reaction, “Ya know Y/n’s just messing with ya.”

Sun's blush darkens a little and he clears his throat into his fist, "I knew that, I was just trying to play along." He states as he looks away from me and Moon, "Sure ya were, we totally believe that." I state and laugh.

"I really was!" He states as he crosses his arms and puffs out his silicone cheeks in a pout, "We could go back and forth with this all day, but we need to meet Captain Casey first." Moon states, "Fine, but ye gonna answer me question first Y/n." Sun negotiates, "Okay." I agree.

“I’d advise that you don’t unless you’ve known them for a while and they trust you, you also have to ask their permission first and foremost, also don’t just go up to one and ask to fly on their back. Most importantly never come up to a horse or a pegasus from behind, you will get kicked in the crotch at two hundred miles per second because they’re not normal horses, aka your internals will explode from the sheer force.” I state while maintaining a serious look to show them that I'm not exaggerating.

The twin captains visibly cringe at my last comment then they swallow the lumps in their throats at the same time, "Definitely don't do that Sun." Moon states while glaring at Sun, "I won't." Sun states with a sigh.

"Well if we visit the Tatsuki tree after this then you may be able to fly, but not on a pegasus, and I said maybe because Tatsuyo isn't a people person." I state, "Okay, we'll go after we come back to the ship to get ye." Moon states and they start to walk to the doors, "Hold up, I'm going with you two!" I shout as I catch up with them on the main deck.

"No ye'r not, this trip will contain very sensitive information." Sun states, "Tell me then, have you guys ever walked through the Enchanted forest?" I ask with my hands on my hips, "No and we'r not going to, we'r goin through the bottom of Celve district three." Moon states angrily.

The rest of the crew see the argument and start to watch to see who wins, "No you're not, pirates are banned from Celve let alone district three! The people in district three are horrendous, they will tear you limb from limb just because you're pirates! The only way you're going to get to Pegasus Island is if you go to the Enchanted Forest, do you know what lives in the Enchanted Forest!?" I state after I raise my voice, the captain's have never heard me raise my voice, let alone to them, so they're standing there with matching shocked expressions, I wait a bit longer and notice that they're not going to say anything,"Well there's dragons, giant crabs, giant butterflies, giant lizards, giant bees, giant everything! They all eat humans or anything the size of a human, and yes they eat metal, in fact dragons love eating metal it helps their digestive tracts! Not only that but everything in that Forest will eat you alive, and all the trees are jumbo sized, all the plants are jumbo size, the flowers are the size of our normal trees and will eat anything they can reach!"

The two captains stare at me and awe, when they finally process exactly what I said their expressions turn grim.

They both look at each other then look back at me,"Fine ye can come, but when we tell ye to leave you're going to leave, and ye ain't going to listen to a single thing we talk about with Captain Casey!" Moon grumbles in annoyance, Sun nods his head in agreeance and they push down the plank to deboard the ship, before Moon steps on the board to leave the ship he turns to the crew who are still watching and yells at them,"And what are y'all looking at?! Get back to work!" The crew all quickly look away, scared, and scurry back to their positions.

We descend the plank onto the beach and walk forward ‘till I’m three meters away from the ship, the sand swishes between my toes because of the fact that I still haven’t acquired a pair of shoes yet. The wind blows past the skirt that I refuse to take off, it was the last gift I got from my brother before… Anyway I still wear it regardless of my pronouns. The twin captains join me on the tan particles and order the crew to remove the plank and guard the ship, they turn to the bright greenery of the lush forest.

They share an apprehensive look as I start to head in, "WAIT!" Sun yells, causing me to look at him in shock, "Ye don't have any shoes, ye'r going to stab yer feet." He says that he gestures to my bare toes.

"How've ye not cut yer feet on loose nails in the ship yet? Moon says as steps towards to scoop me up.

"Woah, hey!" I shout as he sits me on his right shoulder, "Sirens have tougher skin than most creatures, even in our other forms, though Shield-scaled sirens have the strongest skin and scales of the siren species. Plus there's no need for you to carry me, I've been in and out of this forest so many times without even a scuff." I say with a huff.

"Welp, yer already up here so." Moon responds then starts heading for the greenery, "Hey moon, wait for me!" Sun shouts.

I tell them ways to avoid different giant homicidal animals' nests but the first time they completely ignore me, that's how we got in this situation. Slime and shit scented mucus covers us in this dimly lit area, the smell of stomach acid slowly getting stronger as the dissolving fluid comes closer to the top. A humongous fucking flower, that's what we're stuck inside, waiting for the acid to finish accumulating and release from the stem into the petals that have incased us in this large space that seems so small because of us three being jammed together.

"Damn it! I told you to go right, not left! This is why I wanted to walk instead of being carried!" I scolded the twins from my perch on Moon's shoulder, "Now, there's only one way we can leave. I'ma need you both to listen very closely to my instructions.” I state after I turn their heads towards me.

I tell them the plan and they nod, I hold out my hand so Sun can give me his sword. The center of the floral ceiling is the weakest point but out of reach due to it being seven feet taller then me when I stand on Moon’s shoulders.

🌙~Pov change~🌙

Swallowed and melted by a tall flower, what a way ta go. We go into this situation when we came to a fork in the road, Y/n tells us to go right, the path looks old and like it hasn’t been used in a long time, large vines with thorns coil around tree roots and hang from above. Sun being the way that he is decided against going that way, so Y/n doesn’t get hurt. Without saying a word he takes the left path with long strides, I don’t want to separate from him, he gets lost easily. I follow him through the ferns all while ignoring the harsh whisper pouring out of the siren on my shoulder and catch up with him. We walk for a while on the well worn path, nothing bad seems to be here, at least that’s what me and Sun thought. Now we’re in a carnivorous, purple lily, with black goo dripping from the ceiling. The slime doesn’t seem to have any affects on any of us but the smell of acid is burning my sensors and Sun is panicking, his determination slowly deteriorating as he repeatedly tries to stab the petals that have cage us but his sword just slides off because of the slick black liquid dropping from above. I reach over and put my hand on his shoulder, he stops to face me with terror in his optics, like prey in a predator’s grasp.

“Ye been trying to make a hole for twelve minutes now, ya have tried every petal in every way possible.” I tell him in a calm voice to calm him, his shoulders slump.

"Damn it! I told you to go right, not left! This is why I wanted to walk instead of being carried!" Y/n says in a semi-harsh tone, they turn my head with a hand and turns Sun’s with one of their legs, "Now, there's only one way we can leave. I'ma need you both to listen very closely to my instructions.” They state while maintaining eye contact.

“The center of the floral ceiling is the weakest point, Moon is gonna have to stand on Sun’s shoulders while I stand on Moon’s, that way we can reach the top. I’ll need Sun’s sword so I can stab it through, but the petals are so thick that stabbing even the weakest spot will only let the blade go though half way, so after I stab it Sun’s gonna need to jump so it’ll got the rest of the way through. When it’s in there fully it’ll be easy to slide the blade down along the side of the flower and cut a way out on the side near the ground like Sun was trying to do. Okay everyone understand the plan?” They ask, we both answer with a nod, Sun’s determination returns tenfold as he hands them his sword.

Sun kneels so I can step onto his shoulders and grabs my ankles so I can’t slip off, “Eveyone ready? I’m goin’ to stand up!” Sun says under me then stands in one swift motion causing me to sway forward in backward.

“W-Woah, be careful!” Y/n says with a shaky voice from the sudden elevation change, Sun apologies as we all stabilize ourselves.

Y/n starts to stand up on my shoulders and I look up as I grab their ankles to make sure they don’t fall, looking up was the wrong move.

‘O-Oh shit! I forgot they’re wearing a skirt, I can see their underwear!’

Me and Sun got them many pairs of socks, underwear, and we were going to get them bras but they already had a waterproof binder. They didn’t have any of those things before because, well… They live in their siren form most their life. Sun noticed their lack of under garments a week after they lived on the ship, they tripped in the storage room when they both were looking for wood glue. Long story short he got an eye full of ass and turned into a sputtering mess, he didn’t let them leave our quarters until we docked and brang them underwear. They refused to wear any of it for a few days but we finally got them to understand why they needed the extra clothing, but they still refuse to wear the socks.

‘They’re wearing the star print ones me and Sun agreed to get them.’

Me and Sun were arguing about what underwear we should get them. We argued about the color, the style, the print, so we ended up with an assortment of colors and patterns from each style. The one pair we agreed on were the panties are that are white with deep red, dark blue, and bright yellow stars of all sizes across them, the pair they are wearing at this moment.

I’m so distracted that I don’t hear the to people I’m sandwiched between ‘till Sun looks up to see what I’m doing, he realizes and positions his he slightly to the right and notices the panties. His optics widen and he starts to lose his balance which knocks me out my trance, he rebalances be for we all fall, he breathes a sigh of relief as Y/n gets our attention.

“I can’t reach! Moon, could you lift me a few inches higher?” They ask as they stretch their arms and legs.

“Y-Yup, on it!” I respond as I let go of one of their ankles to remove my hat, I hang it on my belt then return my hand to their ankle to lift them and let them stand on my head.

“I can reach now!” They exclaim before they stab it center causing Sun to wobble, “Sun jump!”

Sun slams a foot on the ground then pushes as hard as he can, the sword slices the rest of the way and Y/n pulls the sword down the side with both hands as we brake formation and fall out the hole made from one of the petals being cut down the middle. Me and Sun hit the ground harshly and Y/n land gracefully on their feet like a cat, they slide the air with the grace of a skilled swords man to flick the green blood of the flower off Sun’s sword then goes to put it in a holster on their hip. They realize that there isn’t a holster and look at the sword in confusion, they seem to snap out of a fog and turn around to make eye contact with me. They look past me so I turn to see Sun sitting with his back facing us, I look back at Y/n and they put a finger to their lips to gesture me to not tell him. They smile and make their way to Sun to pat his shoulder to see if he’s okay, he stands and brushes himself off while reassuring them that he’s fine. He turns to them to inspect them to make sure they haven’t gotten hurt, he doesn’t even find a scratch and huffs in relief.

‘Just who are they?’ I think to myself as I start to get up from the ground.

Sun finally looks my way as I rise and they both make their way over to me, “Well at least we’re all okay! Let keep going, I was hoping we could reach there before dark.” Sun says with his signature bright smile, acting as if we didn’t just escape getting digested by a mother-fucking flower, typical Sun.

I shake me head and smile as he bounces after Y/n, letting them lead the way this time.

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eileen-crys · 3 years ago

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RachelB's 50 fics celebration!

Hi everyone! By posting my latest fic for Queen Hurt/Comfort weekend, "I thank the Lord above, my life has been saved" I reached the count of 50 fics written and posted on AO3! 🥰

Yeah, I know, the count says 47, but the remaining three fics/oneshots have been posted as chapters in a couple of stories, namely "Please stay awhile" for Queen trough the seasons (2 fics in 1) and "The tales of John, Roger and Veronica" for Dealor Week 2022 (3 fics in 1). 👀🤭

I must admit I've never expected to come this far with writing, but reading and writing fics helped me SO much improving my English, as a non-native speaker. And I'm so happy to be able to tell stories not only through visual art but with writing as well, I'm very proud of how far I've come.

And most of all I'm grateful to everyone who is willing to read my silly stories, despite I'm very much indulging so much on a single ship with few exceptions; and I'm glad my own writing helped others to get interested in Johnica and inspired them as well, exactly as it happened to me after reading @kinole009x 's stories! 🥺💖

"I love the fact that I can make people happy, in any form. Even if it's just an hour of their lives, if I can make them feel lucky or make them feel good, or bring a smile to a sour face, that to me is worthwhile." - Freddie Mercury

⚜️ My Masterlist | My AO3 account ⚜️

The Game

To celebrate I'd love to share something with you and let you ask me about my fics, my stories, my opinions, etc.

Send me an ask with a number and/or a letter from the lists below, up to maximum 3 each. And/or you can add an extra from the third list!

Under the cut I'll put the ask games' lists, that I collected from various ask games around Tumblr or wrote myself.

NUMBERS (up to 3 in an ask)

1) What's your total AO3 kudos count?

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

3) How many fics did you write in (year among 2019/20/21/22)?

4) What are your top five fics by kudos?

5) Do you respond to comments, why or why not?

6) What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

7) Do you write crossovers? If so what is the craziest one you’ve written?

8) Have you ever received hate on a fic?

9) Do you write smut? If so what kind?

10) Have you ever had a fic gifted?

11) Have you ever had a fic translated?

12) Have you ever co-written a fic before?

13) What’s your all time favourite ship?

14) Do you have a WIP you've abandoned or will never finish? Why is that so?

15) What are your writing strengths?

16) What are your writing weaknesses?

17) What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

18) What was the first fandom you wrote for?

19) What tropes you thought you wouldn't like but ended up enjoying?

20) What's something you'll never write?

LETTERS (up to 3 in an ask) (lots of these have been taken by the "Salty Asks list")

A. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?

B. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?

C. Have you ever had heavy fights over a fandom opinion?

D. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

E. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

F. Has fandom ever made you enjoy a pairing you previously disliked?

G. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now?

H. Do you read pairings you don't write?

I. What pairing would you try to write if given the occasion?

J. Which unpopular character you'd like to read more often?

K. Unpopular opinion about XXX character?

L. What is the purest ship in the fandom?

M. What are your thoughts on crack ships?

N. Most shippable character?

O. Least shippable character?

EXTRA (one per ask! Copy and paste the question 😊) (This is meant as you asking me about a fic, to be clear 💕)

Suggest me... a fic of yours to start reading your fics, I'm a new reader!

Suggest me... the first fic you've read about Johnica!

Suggest me... a fic of yours to read if I'm not a huge Johnica fan. Either lull me into it or give me something different.

Suggest me... an old fic of yours you wish had attention again!

Suggest me... your favourite series from another author!

Suggest me... your comfort fic written by someone else.

Suggest me... a smutty fic of yours! ;)

Suggest me... an old fic of yours you would re-write, let's see if it's as bad as you say.

Suggest me... the fic that made you saddest while writing.

Suggest me... your fic with least Kudos!

Suggest me... your longest oneshot!

Suggest me... your shortest oneshot!

Special thanks are always a bit of an awkward moment for me because my memory is not that great and I'm always scared to forget someone, if I did please believe me I didn't donit on purpose 😔💕

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kirieshhhka003 · 4 years ago

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NSFW alphabet from Avdol? please? 🥺 ♥ ️

Thank you for your request, my lovely anon💚

Note: in all NSFW alphabets I describe how this character acts during sex with different partners, NOT with someone they love

Warnings: NSFW

Muhammad Avdol NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Avdol is very lazy after sex and doesn’t want to come out of bed. He prefers spending this time with his partner, laying together and cuddling while talking about something

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Avdol really likes his partners’ stomach, especially when the bulge on their tummy from his dick inside of them. Avdol doesn’t have favorite part of his own body, he knows, that he’s attractive, that’s enough for Avdol

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

The amount of cum Avdol produces is not that big, smaller than average. It’s very thick and white, has salty, little sour taste. Muhammad’s favorite place to cum is inside of his partner or on their stomach

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Avdol is straight and he’s never thought about men in a sexual way, but once, when he was sharing apartment with Polnareff, blonde came out of shower wearing only a towel wrapped around his hips. When Muhammad saw man’s buff body he thought “Damn, he’s hot”

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Avdol is in his late 20’s, so, of corse he’s experienced. He had a lot of different partners and knows what places are usually sensitive and where he needs to touch his partner to make them going

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

He’s pretty lazy during sex and prefers positions where he doesn’t need to move a lot. So, poses where a partner rides him are perfect for Avdol

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Avdol is chill most of the time and sex is not an exemption. He may chuckle at partner’s joke or something he finds ridiculous

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

His hair is black and very curly. Avdol always has a short carpet down there, but because it’s curly it doesn’t bother both Muhammad and his partners

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Avdol is really caring and obsequious during sex, he tries his best to bring partner as much pleasure as he can, asking if they are feeling comfortable, whispering sweet nothings into their ear

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t jack off often, he just doesn’t need this. When Avdol feels a need in someone, he just calls some of his “friends” he has special bonds with. As a last resort, Avdol always can order a hooker

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Avdol is not that kinky, but he also has a few things that interest him a lot. Those are cockwarming, creampies and slow sloppy sex

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Avdol feels comfortable only inside of the building. His own house, a hotel room, his partner’s home etc, anywhere Avdol is sure that the atmosphere is totally private

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Avdol is a mature man, he can control his needs and wants, he doesn’t have boners just because a dirty thought came to his mind. He loves foreplay a lot and spends a lot of time warming up himself and his partner

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Outdoor sex and group sex(threesome etc) are his absolute no. He also prefers partners who look mature, even if someone are an adult but look like a teenager, he’d never even touch them in rimantic way

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Not a big fan of oral both giving and receiving. Avdol loves seeing partner’s body and face, hearing their voice. But they can’t moan properly with his dick down their throat and the only thing he can see is their red face, so, what’s the point?

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Most of the time Avdol’s pace is slow and sensual, his thrusts are deep, so both him and partner can fully enjoy those moments of closeness. He gets faster as he reaches his high, but loves to stay inside of partner after cumming, kissing them lazily

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t like them. Avdol always takes his time teasing and caressing his partner, and sex that doesn’t last even 10 minutes is oly a waste of his times and nerves

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

No. Never. Don’t even ask. He’s not a horny teenager who wants to fuck all the time, he’s disgusted of a thought of being caught during sex. He finds sex as something very private and doesn’t want anyone to see or hear anything about that

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Avdol usually goes for two rounds, but there were times when he lasted for the whole night. It really depends on his partner, if two rounds are not enough for them, Muhammad is ready to please them until they’re utterly delighted

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Avdol is kinda old-school and doesn’t approve any toys. He knows how to use his hands and fingers, so why would he want to use them?

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Avdol is a big tease, he loves to edge his partners until they’re a whining crying mess writhed beneath him. He may edge partner for hours, fucking them mercilessly, almost letting them cum, and then stopping, making them cry and beg to keep moving

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Avdol doesn’t make almost any sounds, partner may hear his heavy breathing and soft whisper. He dives to praise them, telling how good they make him feel and how great they look with his dick inside of them

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He’s not a big fan of “marking”. Avdol never leaves hickeys or bite marks on his partners’ skin and hates when they do it with him. Muhammad finds it gross to see “love marks” on someone. He doesn’t want to know how this person spent their last night

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Avdol’s size is average, 6 inches when fully hard, very thick with lots of veins, not curved, the head is a little smaller than the shaft. His skin down there is very dark, the glan is slightly lighter

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Usually Muhammad goes for two rounds. The first one lasts about 10 minutes, after he reached his first orgasm he can finally enjoy the process, the feeling of warm skin underneath his palms, so the second round lasts about 30 minutes

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Muhammad loves to stay in bed for hours, enjoying the warmth of partner’s body, but he doesn’t fall asleep. He just lays with his eyes closed thinking about something random

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jclifou · 8 years ago

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The fountains mingle with the river And the rivers with the ocean, The winds of heaven mix for ever With a sweet emotion; Nothing in the world is single; All things by a law divine In one spirit meet and mingle. Why not I with thine?—

|| Stanley Le Roux || Stanley Durant || Henri Lafay || Jacques LeFou || ( taking “brotherly love” four steps too far )

#selfpromo #;;sweet salty & sour (saltystanley)#;;disney's favorite princess (jcligarcon)#;;the drake to my josh (mywhataguy)#p #//i need a new tag for this set! XD #//also #//F U C K I N ' S H E L L E Y !

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bluebellhairpin · 6 years ago

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Marvel Headcanons - Road Trips

A/N: I’m a horrible person. But at least my procrastination of my asks is being for-filled in a way that still sprouts content. - Nemo

Summary: The Avengers and their S/O go on a road trip. Gods? Mutants? Aliens? with them, what could go wrong?

Masterlist

Loki Laufeyson

Bruh. You go on a road-trip with this guy and you’re gonna really wish you d i d n ‘ t.

Tricks. So many tricks. This guy can’t drive a car, he has nothing to do except play tricks. Look At That Face, no remorse, no mercy. You gotta be strong af to survive a trip like this with Loki.

bUt he does buy you all the food. And all the stuff you like. In mass amounts. (“(y/n), you said you liked this sweet packet stuff right? Ah, good. I brought five boxes so we don’t run out.” ) Like five whole boxes

So what’s it gonna be? Trickery for food? Yay or nay? Yay, definitely yay.

Peter Parker/Spider-Man

You will not sleep. Y’all get too hyped up of junk food and adrenaline to sleep for more then half an hour at a time so POWER NAPS ALL THE WAY THERE AND BACK

He video’s everything. He says it’s to show May and Tony when you get back but we all know the truth. Its so he can get one of those cool old-style videos of you No shame that boy has.

He lets you pick all the music, as long as it’s not AC/DC because he had an experience with Tony that involved ‘Thunderstruck’, hacking and his suits earpieces that lasted a over a week that we s h a l l n o t s p e a k o f e v e r

But overall it’s a really cute trip. So cliche. So romantic. So amazing.

Tony Stark/Iron Man

Loves every second because it’s with you and after everything he’s been through that is all he needs and wants.

He has playlists, cars, hotel reservations, restaurant reservations, food stops, food stashes, sights to see. All these things are ready before you even suggested getting away for a couple days.

Turns into a sappy, flirty mess. It’s almost like the trip turned back time to when you both first met and the only problem he had was making a new missile to sell to some place in Afghanistan.

He’s just so ready for a break, low and behold please give i t t o H i m

Steve Rogers/Captain America

Road-trips with Steve are done on the back of his motorbike and you can fight me on this. Mostly because he likes it when you wrap your arms around his torso so yeah fight me again.

Despite the trip being a road trip you both spend a lot of time at stops and motels instead of on the road. He likes taking things slow, since he hasn’t gotten to do things slowly for over four years after he woke up. He’s very grateful if you let him do this.

He lets you take lots of photo’s of him whether you’re good at it or not doesn't bother him. Even frames one you took of his silhouette because it looks that good to him.

Becomes addicted to cocktails after the second road trip because “they’re so colourful and come in so many flavours, (y/n) have you tried this blue one yet? Look they have one named after me-”

Thor Odinson

He gets so hyped and excited.

He really loves travelling and learning about earth more like you teaching him about earth stuff so he’s so optimistic about the whole trip and that attitude rubs off on you so you end up coming home all happy too.

He brings lollies/sweets/candy with you and lemme say you are bouncing off the walls the whole damn time. One time he got so hyped on sugar he almost summoned lighting.

You take Loki sometimes. He pretends he doesn't like it, but he does. He thought we wouldn’t notice but we did. So Loki ends up being the ‘bored’ third wheel while you and Thor stuff your faces with sour worms, chocolate, and gobstoppers.

Bruce Banner/Hulk

He’s gets so soft, and that makes you soft, and then you come back and your combined softness makes everyone else so very soft.

He worries about Hulk coming out and ruining the trip and the car but you constantly tell him and reassure him that it’s fine and you’ve managed to hone the ability to calm Hulk down when things get out of hand.

Needless to say he relaxes almost completely and w o w you didn’t know he sung that well.

And damn when you come back he’s like a changed man. Shyness? Almost gone. Reluctance to join conversations? Hell N a h. He almost becomes Tony 2.0 but only around you because “No one will believe you (y/n)”

Clint Barton/Hawkeye/Ronin

Clint almost l i v e s for road trips with you. I say almost because he lives for you.

You hunt down carnivals so he can win you all the prizes. The others aren't even surprised when you come back with a carload at stuffed toys anymore.

You also stop at a number of piers and sit at the end with fish and chips and some beer and just talk. Life. The future. The past. That one slice of pizza that tasted better than any others you've ever eaten in your entire lives.

You guys just do so much stuff. And its all so wholesome and pure and s o f t.

Peter Quill/Star Lord

Did someone say road trip? Peter has all the tunes.

So much as touch the radio/speakers without his knowledge and you're preparing yourself to (possibly) walk home. He doesn't care if you're the other side of the country. You will walk.

He's a sucker for staying up and stargazing with you. He'll point out all the planets he's been to, and all the ones he wants to take you to later.

While Stargazing, be prepaid to have him jump up and pull you to him if a 'dancing song' comes on. That can range from the 'Livin La Vida Loca' to 'All of Me’. It's amazing.

Scott Lang/Ant-Man

He's a dad. He knows how to keep others and himself entertained on long trips.

Magic tricks. Snacks. Music. Jokes. Everything and anything you can think of to pass time, he's got it ready and waiting.

Sometimes he takes Cassy with you, and honesty things become more fun (if that's at all possible). Which means, for you, more food, music from your childhood, and embarrassing stories about Scott that Cass had managed to get hold of.

Overall it’s pretty cute going on road trips with Scott, that and it’s never ever boring.

T’Challa/Black Panther

He’s a king, and a very busy one at that. So when you manage to pull him away from his duties he treats you extremely well.

First he takes you to a certain county (Once it was Singapore (that was a very luxurious trip), another time Hawaii, etc), then he gets a hire car and takes you wherever else you’d like go.

Every time, every trip, he finds a Starbucks. He collects the cups and brings them back to Okoye. He does it to spite her. You know it.

He gets much more relaxed on the trips, and always comes back being able to deal with his duties much better.

Bucky Barnes/The Winter Soldier

Wow okay first off, Bucky loves road trips with you.

He manages to persuade Tony to lean him one of his fancy older cars and takes you along the coast in that. He’s a coast road trip type of guy.

He really loves the beach, the only thing that gets in his way is the sand and salty water getting in the joints of his arm, but he says he can “just take it off, don’t worry darlin’.” so yeah it’s r e a l l y not a problem.

If he can't get a hold of one of Tony’s old cars, he gets an old pickup truck/ute and camps outside on the back with you and watches the stars and has old 30′s/40′s music playing from the radio. It’s pretty cute. Like him.

Kurt Wagner/Nightcrawler

Mate. This guy has no idea what he's doing.

Once he tried to bring, like, a whole ass record player because he was worried there’d be nothing to dance along to. Seriously, Kurt, we have a ca r a d i o for that. Precious Baby Boy.

He’s also pretty young, so be prepared to have lots of contraband School food (sour lollies, chips, etc) stashed everywhere in the car. This boy will eat all the junk food he can lay his three-fingered hands on. R E S T R A I N HIM.

He'd probably take every opportunity he can to cuddle you or take you hand in his. He’s not quite used to doing ‘normal’ stuff like this, so the fact he’s doing something like that with you means a lot.

Doctor Stephen Strange

He’s, um. He’s not used to this sort of thing either.

He’s been this arrogant, selfish, self-absorbed neurosurgeon for as long as he can remember. The most social and intimate thing he’s used to doing is ‘faking it’ with some random to make him look good.

BUT, sudeNly with you he kinda turns to a charismatic, sweetheart gentleman that will actually take you wherever you’d like to go. France? Okay. Brazil? Just south a little. China? Food’s great there. Russia? We’ll take ice skating lessons before we go.

He can’t actually leave NYC for long, but he will spend as much time with you on trips away because they help him relax and it’s n i c e.

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barinacraft · 4 years ago

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Cocktail & Drink Names That Start With ‘S’

Index of Drinks by starting letter → A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Alphabetical List of Drinks Beginning with Letter ‘S’

- S -

Saint-Germain French 77

St-Germain elderflower liqueur, lemon juice, Champagne, lemon twist

Saint Patrick's Day Cocktails

a toast to Ireland with Irish themed drinks

Salty Dog

vodka or gin, grapefruit, glass with salted rim

Sand Trap

Scotch whisky, sweet vermouth, cherry liqueur or brandy, lemon juice

Santiago Scotch Plaid

blended Scotch whisky, French (dry) vermouth, aromatic bitters, maraschino cherry

Savoy Hotel

brandy, benedictine, creme de cacao

Savoy Hotel Special Cocktail

dry gin, French vermouth, grenadine, absinthe, lemon peel

Savoy Hotel Special Cocktail #2

Plymouth gin, French (dry) vermouth, Dubonnet, orange peel

Savoy Tango

applejack or Calvados, sloe gin

Satan's Whiskers

gin, dry vermouth, sweet vermouth, orange juice, orange liqueur or curacao, orange bitters, orange twist

Sazerac

rye whiskey, absinthe, Peychaud's bitters, simple syrup or sugar cube, lemon peel twist

Scarecrow Cocktails

you'll have to draw straws over which hay man themed drink to try

Scarlett O'hara Drink

Southern Comfort liqueur, cranberry juice, lime juice

Schley Punch

bourbon or rye whiskey, St. Croix rum, sugar, lime juice and rind, fresh fruit in season

Schley Sour

whiskey, lemon juice, simple syrup, Benedictine, orange slice

Scotch Smash

Scotch whisky, sugar or simple syrup, sprigs of mint leaves

Screaming Orgasm Drink

vodka plus optional milk / half-and-half with almond, coffee and Irish cream liqueurs

Screwdriver

vodka, orange juice

Sea Breeze Cocktail

vodka, cranberry juice, grapefruit juice

Sea Breeze Cooler

dry gin, apricot brandy, lemon juice, grenadine, sprigs of mint

Sea Breeze Punch

gin, pineapple syrup, grape juice, orange juice, soda water

Senator Drink

Benedictine, brandy, chartreuse, creme de roses, curacao, maraschino liqueur

Sergeant Brue

gin, French vermouth, Italian vermouth, absinthe, Benedictine, angostura bitters, orange peel

Seventh Heaven Cocktail No. 2

dry gin, grapefruit juice, maraschino liqueur

“75” Cocktail

Calvados apple brandy, gin, grenadine and absinthe or Anis-del-Oso

Sex On The Beach - IBA

vodka, peach schnapps, orange juice, cranberry juice, orange wheel, maraschino cherry

Sex On The Beach #2

vodka, pineapple juice, black raspberry juice, melon liqueur, cranberry juice

Shamrock

Irish whiskey, French vermouth, green Chartreuse, green crème de menthe (add a green olive for Friendly Sons of St. Patrick version)

Sherry Flip

sherry, egg yolk, sugar, nutmeg

Sidecar

brandy, orange liqueur, lemon juice

Slippery Nipple

licorice or anise liqueur, cream liqueur, grenadine

Smiler Cocktail

gin, sweet &amp dry vermouth, orange juice and aromatic bitters with different ratios than the Income Tax drink recipe

Smoky Martini

gin, Scotch whisky, lemon peel

Soda Cocktail

soda water, sugar, aromatic bitters, lemon peel

Son Of Brutus The Younger

Scotch whisky, chestnut liqueur, cream or half & half

Southern Whiskey Sour

bourbon whiskey, lime juice, simple syrup, red wine, orange peel or twist

Spanish Absinthe Cocktail

ojen, Angostura bitters and seltzer.

Spanish Martini

gin, fino sherry, twist of orange

Splificator

whiskey, sparkling mineral water

Stinger

brandy or Cognac, white creme de menthe, mint leaf

Stolen Kisses

gin, pastis or absinthe, egg white, rich simple syrup

Stone Fence

dark rum, applejack or rye whiskey, hard apple cider

Stone Wall

whiskey, fine sugar, soda water

Straight Up Nail

Scotch whisky, Drambuie, no ice

Strawberry Daiquiri

white rum, lime juice, powdered sugar, strawberry liqueur, strawberries

Striped Bengal Tiger

vodka, orange juice, black licorice twist

Sweet Gin Martini w/ an Orange Peel Twist

Old Tom gin, Italian vermouth, orange zest

Swiss Yodeler Cocktail

Bacardi rum, granulated sugar, molasses, fresh lime

Note: This compilation is a continuously updated list of mostly mixed drinks and cocktails that begin with the letter 's' plus their recipe ingredients. However, this directory, in general, also includes a range of other beverages as well. Sky blue is the color of the alphabet used in the capital letter of the illuminated initial ‘S’ for this drinks index subcategory header image shown above.

#Cocktails #drinks #Punch #Shots #mocktail

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cheeriness-glee · 8 years ago

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A-Z Tag!

Thank you so much for tagging me yo! @jibabylovesyou

a / age: Sweet Sixteen (more like sour and salty tbh...)

b / biggest fear: Not being able to achieve my dreams T-T

c / current time: 1:32 A.M

d / drink you had last: H2O

e / everyday begins with: stretching and showering

f / favorite song: SHAYT! i hate this question cuz it’s hard but CURRENTLY its Don’t speak by Far East Movement ft. Tiffany AND Taeyeon- Fire

g / ghosts, real or not: I believe in all supernatural existence

h / hometown: Risalpur/Mardan

i / in love with: Y.Kihyun<3

j / jealous of: People who get to become singers at a young age since it’s my dream too...

k / killed someone: I wish I could without getting arrested

l / last time you cried: 3 days ago because of not completing my dreams yet and.......studies.

m / middle name: Don’t exactly have one

n / number of siblings: 2 (a sister and a brother)

o / one wish: to have my dream life full of happiness

p / person you last called/texted: @jibabylovesyou

q / questions you’re always asked: “Why are you so thin?”

s / song last sang: I’ll Be Your Man by BTOB

t / time i woke up: I basically didn’t sleep at all at night so yeah...I never woke up :/

u / underwear color: Black

v / vacation destination: Japan and Paris

w / worst habit: biting or sucking my lips

x / xrays you’ve had? 2 or 3

y / your favorite food: none

z / zodiac sign: ‘’’’~Aquarius~’’’’

I tag @jo0heonie, @aysuh1009, @nctreacting, @markleetrashh, @savagekids-ontheblock

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syphonstrikes · 3 months ago

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seemingly polite hard working rogue, definitely got nothing to do with the assassin guy who does anything for the right price and swims in purple hair dye

#it's so funny to me that miqo would jst have to dip the tail in dye...#well good for him... his tail was cut off :)))#ffxiv #miqo'te #i'xey #idk where i put his og make up (this one) suffering cause the new text behaves Weird and i need redo it weh #past i'xey: baby boy baby.. current: evil #f i l e: sour n salty

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timeslive-inhouse · 8 years ago

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I was tagged by @pastry-bunny!

A — Age: 17! B — Biggest fear: Loosing yourself to a path you didn’t really want C — Current time: 3:23 pm D — Drink you last had: Fuck i haven’t drank anything today whoops E — Every day starts with: Drowning in hair F — Favorite song: The Wolfman Kindly Requests by Clutch atm G — Ghosts, are they real: Na H — Hometown: Manhattan I — In love with: Passion J — Jealous of: neurotypicals K — Killed someone: No but i’ve really wanted to L — Last time you cried: Like a year ago M — Middle name: Miriam N — Number of siblings: 1 O — One wish: I’ll be happy with my life when I’m too old to change P — Person you last called/texted: A very swaggy bae Q — Questions you’re always asked: “How do you get your hair like that????” R — Reasons to smile: Well in the short term I’m DMing my first dnd session ever on friday, slightly longer term I’m going to Easter Island!!! S — Song last sang: Fire by Barns Courtney T — Time you woke up: 6:21 am U — Underwear color: purple V — Vacation destination: Northern Norway W — Worst habit: picking at my skin X — X-rays you’ve had: arm and lower back Y — Your favorite food: Anything salty/sour tbh Z — Zodiac sign: aquarius

I tag @laureltree, @vas-tempest, @darkfangthecat, @mayblossomblooms, @huntynutcumflakes, @moonlucretia, and @jiokuy-k (don’t have to if ya don’t want!)

#tagged me #thank you!!

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seidhrisms-blog · 8 years ago

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A 1, 3, 4. - B 2, 7, 16. - C 1, 2. - D 4. - E 2, 3, - F 1, 7. - G 2, 6. - H 1, 4. - I 1. - J 6. - L 3, 9. ((//suffer with me :P ))

that is a lot so read more time

A1: What of the Meyers-Briggs personality types they most fit into? INFP, ENFT, et cetera…

ENFJ – The Protagonist

ENFJs are natural-born leaders, full of passion and charisma. Forming around two percent of the population, they are oftentimes our politicians, our coaches and our teachers, reaching out and inspiring others to achieve and to do good in the world. With a natural confidence that begets influence, ENFJs take a great deal of pride and joy in guiding others to work together to improve themselves and their community.

People are drawn to strong personalities, and ENFJs radiate authenticity, concern and altruism, unafraid to stand up and speak when they feel something needs to be said. They find it natural and easy to communicate with others, especially in person, and their Intuitive (N) trait helps people with the ENFJ personality type to reach every mind, be it through facts and logic or raw emotion. ENFJs easily see people’s motivations and seemingly disconnected events, and are able to bring these ideas together and communicate them as a common goal with an eloquence that is nothing short of mesmerizing.

The interest ENFJs have in others is genuine, almost to a fault – when they believe in someone, they can become too involved in the other person’s problems, place too much trust in them. Luckily, this trust tends to be a self-fulfilling prophecy, as ENFJs’ altruism and authenticity inspire those they care about to become better themselves. But if they aren’t careful, they can overextend their optimism, sometimes pushing others further than they’re ready or willing to go.

A3: Do they have any emotional or psychological conditions? Are they aware of it? Do they try to treat it?

Katerína is able-bodied and neurotypical. That she feels fortunate regarding physical and mental health (as well as other in other areas) is part of the reason she feels compelled to help others. While those she helps are amazing people who could very likely accomplish a lot on their own, many of them were simply dealt a worse hand.

A4: Are they a pessimist or an optimist?

She is mostly an optimist. She believes that almost all people are capable of doing good, and most of them wish to do good. When good people do bad things, it is often a result of outside factors (such as poverty or mistreatment). She believes that by helping and inspiring others she can help to make a better world for everybody.

B2: Do they get frustrated when lines at places like pharmacies, check-outs, delis, banks, et cetera, are moving slowly?

She can usually occupy herself talking to the others in the line, or if nobody wants to talk then she can use her cell phone to talk to somebody. She is generally a patient individual. She understands that it’s typically not the fault of the employees and sometimes not even the fault of the management (such as when there is a higher than usual number of customers for the time of day and thus not enough employees to expedite the process).

B7: How do they respond to babies crying in public?

If she is alone she might use headphones to listen to music and drown out the noise. If she is talking to somebody and the conversation can be taken elsewhere, she might suggest that if there’s no clear sign that the baby will quiet down quickly.

B16: Does your OC like to be the center of attention or more in the mix?

She is okay with either. She does not sweat it when all the eyes in the room are on her, nor does she need attention all the time.

C1: Does your OC have a moral code? If not, how do they base their actions? If so, where does it come from, and how seriously do they take it?

Her form of morality fairly closely resembles Kant’s categorical imperative:

Act only according to that maxim whereby you can, at the same time, will that it should become a universal law.

In other words, she tries to always act in a way that could be consistently seen as good. She avoids lying, tries to help and to not harm others, etc.

The downside to this is that sometimes she will, for instance, be kinder to some people than they might deserve or tell the truth when the person would rather hear a lie.

C2: Would your OC feel bad if they acted against their morals? If not, would they find a way to excuse themselves for it?

She would. She can be very hard on herself when she does something that she feels she should not have done. She will very rarely excuse poor behaviour, of others or of herself.

D4: Would they like to be immortal? Why, why not? If they are immortal, would they rather not be?

Her belief is that upon her death she will join Freyja in Fólkvangr. She would not wish to live an immortal life on Earth, because to die and join the gods is a great honour.

E2: Which of the nine types of intelligence is your OC strongest in? Weakest? (Linguistic, existential, naturalist, et cetera)

She is strongest in Interpersonal and Naturalistic knowledge and weakest in Logical-Mathematical knowledge.

E3: How many languages do they speak?

Three. Icelandic is her native language, although she speaks more English as a result of her time online and her time traveling. She also speaks a fair amount of Danish as a tertiary language. She would like to learn more down the line.

F1: What sort of home do they live in now, if at all? How did they end up there?

After she finished her schooling, she set up a small house (basically a shack) on a patch of fertile land a few miles away from the closest major city. Thanks to the low cost of land in the area and the basic income level that citizens receive, as well as her ability to live primarily off the land, she is able to maintain this living space without needing to work a job.

F7: What’s their “dream career” or job situation?

She would not particularly want to work a traditional career. She ideally would like to maintain her current way of living for as long as possible.

G2: Who makes up your OC’s family, at least the more important members to them?

She has living parents, but she does not live with them. They live further north in Akureyri, where she grew up and attended schooling. She visits them occasionally. She has no extended family that she is aware of.

G6: Do they have any favorite childhood memories?

While she grew up with her Norse polytheistic religious beliefs, the other spiritual practices were found later through online communities. She still fondly remembers when she first found them, and her first spells and rituals. Many of the friends from that time are still her friends now.

H1: What is your OC’s orientation, romantic and/or sexual? Has it ever been a source of stress for them? Have they always been pretty sure of their orientation?

She is homoromantic and homosexual. In the time/setting of Overwatch (at least as I imagine it), people are more open with sexuality and are less heteronormative; thus, she never went through the ‘I just assume I’m straight’ phase that many people go through, and her sexuality was never much of an issue.

H4: Does your OC believe in love in first sight?

She is a huge hopeless romantic type and is quick to think that infatuations are soulmates. Even after past experiences where she’s been burned or where the passion eventually faded, she hasn’t learned any lessons. She thinks love at first sight is real, but she also thinks every crush she has is the one.

I1: What are their favorite kinds of flavors– Sweet, salty, sour, spicy, creamy, et cetera?

There are foods she likes of all five basic tastes (e.g. spicy peppers, sour citrus fruits, savory tomatoes, bitter grapefruit), but especially sweet things. Strawberries are particularly special as they are a fruit associated with Freyja, but she also loves blueberries, raspberries, etc.

J6: How do they react to people whose political viewpoints are very opposite of theirs?

If someone disagrees with her but their stance is one that does not hurt others, she will respect their opinion and will often take their thoughts into consideration and reevaluate her own stance.

If someone’s stance is one that actively hurts other people, she will oppose them.

L3: Did you create the character to be like yourself, did they end up being like yourself, or are they very different from you?

There are things about her that we have in common, which was mostly in an attempt to make a character that I like and that is fairly easy for me to write. There are some differences, however. For instance, she follows Norse polytheism while I follow Greek polytheism. She is native to Iceland while I was born in America (though I do have Nordic heritage). This gives me reason to learn more than I previously did about these beliefs and cultures.

L9: How did you come up with your OC?

I sat down and said I wanted to “make an SJW Witch for the OvW universe” and then I did that. I spent a few hours reading on various topics and making decisions for the design of the character. It’s possible I’ll make changes to things in the future, but I like what I came to so far.

#ooc #about #|| since there were so many I didn't spend as long as I might otherwise on any individual question but that might be a good thing #|| I just got right to the point #chaoticphoebe

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Night Shift Mayhem (Fem! Night guard Reader x Daycare Attendants)

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This is a reader-insert type story, so I will write the reader-insert parts like so:

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"I need to go wash my hands, they feel disgusting because I shook his hand earlier." I state as I turn away from the door and look at Sun, "If you feel like you need to then the bathroom is right outside the main doors, follow me!" He responds as he quickly snaps out of his daze, his sunrays start to wiggle a bit as he leads me, "Thanks, Sun." I say before I follow him.

*Attention Fazbear Friends! The time is now 11:30 PM, please proceed to the nearest exit so as to not be locked in after night procedures are in place! Thank you for visiting Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizza Plex™!*

"Well first shift here officially starts in 15 minutes, I should probably get ready to clock in." I say after our game of hide and seek, "Do we have to stop playing?" He whines as we head to the desk, "Don't you clock in on your Fazwatch?" He asks with a confused expression, "Vince said so. But I tried to check in when I was hiding, but an error came up saying that my watch won't be fully activated until next week. So I have to clock in at the computers instead." I tell him as I make my way to the other side of the desk. Sun leans on the edge of the desk and just looks at me while I sign in, "Sunny would ya stop, I can feel you staring at me." I say while not looking away from the screen, "What?" He asks loudly and I look up at him, "I said, I can feel you staring." I respond and go back to typing, "No, not that. I mean what did you call me?" He asks while bouncing on his heels, "Sunny?" I question and his sun rays start clicking as they spin around his head, I giggle because of his sun rays and he blushes then his rays spin faster, my hair starts flowing in the wind he's creating, "Sunny, you gotta slow your rays down or you're gonna start flying!" I say with a smile, "I can fly without the wire?!" He shouts with a gasp. "Probably not, I said that as a joke." I giggle, "Aw, anything is easier than that wire." He says as he visibly deflates.

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"I need to go wash my hands, they feel disgusting because I shook his hand earlier." Y/n states as she turns to look at me, "If you feel like you need to then the bathroom is right outside the main doors, follow me!" I answer and quickly snap out of my daze, "Thanks, Sun." She says before she enters, I wait by the door till she comes out."Were you waiting for me?" She asks as she exits the bathroom, "Um yes, I do it because the kids. My programming kicked in cuz normally the kids are the only ones nice to me, well, nicer than adults." I lie in a flustered state.

"Oh that makes sense, wait why do you specify nicer?" She asks."Because they're the nicest towards me, adults think I'm too hyperactive and the animatronics only interact with me during parties in the daycare, or when adults pay more money for one of them to be there. But just because they're the nicest doesn't mean they're all nice, 90% of the kids I watch with do bad things like trying to pull my rays out of my head one by one like what I've heard people do to a flower, they make a game out of trying to jump the highest with paint on their hands to mark where they touch and some jump just high enough to pull the cords out of my head, which is the whole goal of the game. They also used to play the same game but the goal was the ring on my back, when Fazbear Entertainment™ made our ring retractable their goal switched to the cords." I say while shivering."What. The. Fuck." She says with a blank expression, "Language!" I reprimand, "English." She states, Moon snickers in our head, "There's no cursing in the daycare!" I yell at both of them, "First of all, it's after hours and there's no kids." She says with her hands on her hips, 'She got you there.' Moon says with a chuckle, "Second all of the kids you babysit sound like little shits. You said 90% of them are bad. That means 1 out of 10 children are good, you have 37 children that you watch so that means in between 2 and 5 kids are good." She states with her arms crossed, "Third of all…" She starts and notices that I'm not looking at her, because I'm sitting, she can reach my face.

She grabs both sides of my face to turn it towards her, "No one deserves to be treated like that." She finishes with a serious expression, I blush at the closeness of our faces, and my rays spin because of her words, "B-but I'm not human, I'm a robot." I sigh after pulling my head from her grasp and looking away from her, my expression saddens, "You're not a robot." She states as she gently grabs my chin and turns my head to face her once more. "Robots are machines that are built to do what they're told without a second thought, you are an AI. You are capable of learning and making decisions, but you're not just a normal AI. I've only known you for a few minutes. But I can tell you have an AI that is so advanced that you are more human than a lot of the humans I know." She says that she looks directly into my eyes.

Steam puffs out of my joints at her praise, I start to panic and I stand up causing her to fall on her butt, "Oof!" She says but I don't even realize I caused her to fall because of my embarrassment and I quickly run back into the daycare and hide in one of the play structures.I hear her calling for me but I don’t move even a millimeter from my spot, she comes into my view as I’m looking through the bars on the top of the play structure, which is to the structure to the closest to the rainbow slide, I watch as she gets a smile on her face, ‘Look at her smile, it shines brighter than a supernova!’ I exclaim to Moon in the headspace, ‘I guess it’s fine, it looks like she’s up to something though.’ He responds.

“Ready or not, here I come!” Y/N shouts right before she dashes into the farthest structure from me, she haphazardly takes off her (f/c) heel boots and throws them toward the shoe cubbyhole, they land right in front of the tall, empty shelf made of squares as she drops to her hands and knees to crawl into the bottom of her chosen structure.She moves through the structure more quietly than we thought she would, we can’t even hear her breathing, she scampers through the different levels without making a sound, our only indicator of what structure she's in is when she scurries across the bridge connecting two out of the three colorful structures. She makes it to the otherside of the bridge and enters the middle structure, even with her in the neighboring structure we can't seem to pinpoint her besides the occasional glimpse of gold from the security badge clipped on her chest pocket. After a few moments we don't even see glimpses of her, it's like she completely disappeared from the Daycare. We scan the structure frantically looking for any signs of her, a grip on my ankle causes me to freeze and slowly turn my head to look behind me, I see Y/n looking up at me with a smirk.

I caught you~" She says in a teasing tone, my processors finally catch up to the situation and I squeak in surprise as I rotate my foot in their grip and I fall back onto my butt.A melodious giggle comes from the perpetrator of the scare, she releases my ankle and sits next to me. My shock subsides as she sits next to me but not too close, I think nothing of it as her giggles calm.

“Sorry for just running off like that, I’m not used to people being nice and got overwhelmed.” I say not making eye contact, we sit in silence for a moment. I take a look at her and her eyes have darkened like she’s in a different world as she stares forward, I start to think I may have done something wrong until she breaks the silence, “I know what you mean.”The brief confession catches me off guard, ‘What does she mean, how can someone not be nice to her?’ I ask Moon, ‘I’m not sure either, tho, something seems wrong.’I turn back to her to ask if she’s okay but she’s already a few feet away, her (s/f/c) skirt is just long enough that her panties don’t show as she crawls in front of me. ‘I thought you made it against the rules, to think dirty things like that while someone is here, mister follows all the rules.’ Moon says as I stop in my tracks, ‘I-I’m not thinking anything of the sort!’ I shout in the headspace as I blush. ‘But seriously Sun, them of all people. You know better than that, why would she ever want an animatronic? I’m sure there’s a reason that she’s nice to us, perhaps Fazbear offered her more money if she lasted longer than the other daycare workers. Maybe she said that because she's feeling guilty.’ He scoffs in a flat tone. Moon’s words sink into my head and she goes down a slide as I snap back to reality and struggle to catch up with her. I fumble my way down the blue slide nearest to the door and follow her to the front of the desk.

She turns and looks at me like our conversation never happened, "Alright, my turn to hide." She states and before I can say anything she stalks out of sight, 'That just helps my point, she seems to be avoiding you.' Moon states with a smirk, "N-No she just wants to continue the game." I state defiantly then start counting to thirty.I hit thirty and turn towards the play structures and choose to look in the one I was hiding in last round, I come up empty after scaling through all three sections of the tunnels, "Maybe she's in the ball pit?" I question as I make it to the edge of the colorful sea of balls.

'She could've left by scaling the rainbow slide, she probably decided that the money wasn't worth it.' Moon rasps in the headspace, 'Everyone leaves us eventually, so don't get attached, all humans are the same.' Moon grumbles before slinking further into the headspace.His consciousness fades as he retreats to the one place I can't access in our head, his sanctuary, that's what he calls it. I continue looking for Y/n throughout the Daycare for almost an hour, I can't find her anywhere, I mentally knock on Moon's sanctuary door. He comes out with a sigh, irritation in his code until he sees that I'm rocking back and forth in a corner of the play structures.''I think she did leave. Why won't anyone stay, what do I do wrong every time? I'm nice to everyone and make sure that I don't overwhelm them, I try so hard…" I say with a shaky voice, I start crying as I sit.‘The cameras in the lobby don’t show her leaving, and the ones outside the doors don’t have her on them except when she first got here and when you showed her to the bathroom. I also checked the cameras in the theater, no sign of her, the last thing any of the cameras catch is her going beneath the balls in the pit.’ Moon says, trying to calm me down.

“I’ve checked the ball pit multiple times tho, and you know how thorough I am when I check in there.” I mumble to Moon through the tears. ‘Well then try going out there and saying that you give up.’ Moon slates calmly, I sniffle as I comprehend what he said.‘WAIT SUN THE-’ Moon shouts as I snap out of my sadness and go to jump to my feet, I hit my head on the metal above me, ‘Bars…’ Moon finishes as I hold my top rays.“Ow ow ow, I forgot I was in the play structure.” I mutter as I carefully make my way out, 'Clearly.' Moon sasses.

I stand after I leave the structure I was in and shout, “I give up, you win!”, I hear a giggle and my rays start to spin, ‘She never left Moon, can you believe it!’ I celebrate in the headspace. I look where the giggle came from and my rays stop spinning, ‘How did she get up there?!’ I panic in the headspace, I see Y/n sit up from behind three clouds that are settled right under our stage. I grab my rays at the thought of her falling from there, ‘Sun, Y/n’s starting to get down, you wanted to see how she got up there right? Well now's your chance.’ Moon states. I snap out of my bad thought and watch as she walks to the smallest cloud in the attached trio, she jumps from it to the inner ring to get to the large cloud on the left of it. My eyes widen as she continues her venture, sliding between the two giant rings and making it from the large cloud down to the small cloud next to the fake sun in the wall. From there she grabs the outer ring and uses it to climb down to the mini play structures behind the ball pit, she jumps from the metal bar into the balls causing me to panic and run over to the edge of the pit. I stare at the unmoving colors hoping she’s okay, balls go flying as she pops out right in front of me. She giggles at my shock and gets out of the pit, she brushes off her skirt while being careful not to accidentally yank her black zirconium chain that drapes off her hip to the right and has gold suns, silver moons, and copper stars of all sizes attached along it. She looks up at me before the 11:30 pm announcement plays from the speakers, "Well first shift here officially starts in 15 minutes, I should probably get ready to clock in." She says as she starts to walk to the desk.

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After convincing Sun to not try and fly away with his rays we settle down and do crafts for a while and the lockdown alert has already come and gone, I stand up to stretch and check the time on my Fazwatch. “Oh, it’s almost 1:00 am.” I comment out loud to myself, "OH MY GLITTER GLUE! It's 12:53, you have to hide, and quickly before the recharge cycle!" Sun panics and starts to run away.I run after him and grab his wrist right as the lights shut off, I'm blind in the darkness as I feel his arm turn cold and he rips it from my hand."Hello?" I called into the darkness of the play room, "Sun, where did you go? Are you scared of the dark?" I shout into the pitch black.

I hear a raspy laugh as a response to my question, it sounded like it was coming from all directions as I slowly look up. There are stars lit up around the ceiling and the upper parts of the walls, the glowing sun that was once under the balcony is now a moon and some of the clouds have stars on them. It looks so pretty that I forget about the laugh, I lay down on my back and look up at the ceiling in awe. As I stare at the ceiling the temperature around me starts to drop, and I start to wonder.'The walls remind me of the night, but they look like the day when the lights are on, and the sun under the balcony is now a moon.' I lightly hit my fist to my hand as the information clicks into place.I quickly sit up and laugh, "Man that took me a bit to figure out, no wonder Sunny was flipping." I state out loud.

I stand up and start looking around, "Moon?" I yell, I hear the slight mechanical whir of his fans in the quiet room."Hello?" I called into the darkness of the room, then I'm reminded how stupid that was as I hear a creepy laugh. It sounds like it was coming from all directions as I slowly look up, I see him crouched in an inhuman manner on the top of a play structure. His eyes are a bright red that reflects off his pale face and sharp smile making it look like he wants to eat me, 'Maybe I want him to eat me~' My inner voice says in a flirty tone, my ears redden a bit at the thought.I clear my throat to push the thought away and prevent my voice from cracking, "So… Are you gonna stay up there?" I ask him as he stares at me.

He tilts his head to the right then bends his knees a little and launches himself into the air out of sight, he moves through the dark and I hear a low thump come from behind me. I go to turn but feel some pressure on my shoulder so I stop, I feel his presence loom over me as he leans next to my ear."You think you're clever, don't you? Trying to play nice with Sun, just like so many others." He rasps in it with irritation in his voice, "What?" I respond flatly and turn my head to look at him.His face is centimeters away from mine when we make eye contact, the blush on my ears return."Holy shit, you're really close." I say as he glares at me, "Why are you here? Was it a dare or did Fazbear offer you a bonus?" He questions me with hate in his eyes.

"Well I didn't get dared, I don't have any friends I still talk with from high school. The amount I'm getting paid for this job is complete bullshit, if I was being bribed I wouldn't settle for 14 dollars an hour, more like 37 just to fuck with them cheap ass people." I respond with confidence, a deep growl escapes him as he glares at me and rips his hand from my shoulder.He jumps back into the air and disappears within the dark, 'Well, Moon sure is… Something.' I think then turn to walk to the desk.

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The lights finally turn off and I'm allowed to roam around the darkness of the Daycare, I yank my arm to release the night guard's hold on my wrist."Hello?" Her voice echoed throughout the darkness of the play room, "Sun, where did you go? Are you scared of the dark?" She says in a concerned voice.I laugh at the fact that she can still pretend in a situation like this, it seems to have surprised her as she starts to look up to find the source of the noise. She freezes in place as she sees the ceiling, she starts to lower herself to the floor without looking away from the artificial stars, I watch in confusion and interest as she does so. I slowly make my way closer to her as she stares in awe for a moment, right as I get a meter away from her and she puts her fist on her hand then jolts into an upright seat. I duck into the play structure so I'm not seen, she rises to her feet and surveys the room.

"Moon?" She asks the dark, I remain silent as I sneak onto the top of the structure I was hiding behind. "Hello?" She tries to address me once more, I laugh at her pathetic attempts to get my attention. Her eyes widen a bit as she starts to look up at me, she stares at me for a second before my sensors pick up on her abnormal heart rate.'See, she's just as scared as everyone else when she looks at me.' I say to Sun in the headspace, 'Well maybe if you didn't contort your body every time you meet someone people wouldn't be as scared.' He responds in a mumble. She clears her throat and I draw my attention back to her as she stands there awkwardly, she looks like she wants to say something but takes a few more moments before speaking."So… Are you gonna stay up there?" She asks with only a small wave in her voice, 'She doesn't seem to be that scared, maybe you should try to be nice?' Sun says.'Nope! She's probably got motives, I wonder what she's hiding.' I respond and tilt my head then launch myself into the air, the wire hooks onto my back as I fly over her.I detach myself from the hooks and land right behind her, she flinches and starts to turn around but I put my hand on her shoulder to stop her. She stills and I bring my face next to her face, "You think you're clever, don't you? Trying to play nice with Sun, just like so many others." I say with malice."What?" I hear her ask in a deadpan then cranks her neck back, she seems shocked when our eyes meet then I detect another abnormality in her pulse."Holy shit, you're really close." She says and I analyze her expression looking for any signs of deception, "Why are you here? Was it a dare or did Fazbear offer you a bonus?" I say while staring into her soul."Well I didn't get dared, I don't have any friends I still talk with from high school. The amount I'm getting paid for this job is complete bullshit, if I was being bribed I wouldn't settle for 14 dollars an hour, more like 37 just to fuck with them cheap ass people." She snaps with confidence, a deep growl pushes it's way out my mouth while I glare at her then I yank my hand from her shoulder.I remove myself before I do anything rash, 'See, what did I tell ya!' Sun says, annoying me further as I slink behind the red curtains that lead to our room. I watch from the crack as she settles into the desk's uncomfortable looking office chair, I huff and close the curtains roughly then creep further into the room.

#daycare attendant moon #daycare attendant sun #fanfic #fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf sun #ao3 #fnaf security breach #five nights at freddy's #night guard

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kirieshhhka003 · 5 years ago

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Note: in all NSFW alphabets I describe how this character acts during sex with different partners, NOT with someone they love

Warnings: NSFW

Bruno Buccellati NSFW alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Is pretty good at aftercare. After sex Bruno loves to cuddle with his partner. If they ask him for a glass of water - they’ll have it, if they need to take a shower - Bruno already has a bath running for them

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part on a partner’s body(regardless of gender) is their neck and especially collarbones. On himself Bruno is proud of how strong and slender his thighs are

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He produces an average amount of sperm and it tastes a little bit salty and sour, has more liquid-like consistence. His favorite places to cum is on his partner’s stomach or inside of them (if they are ok with that)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Once he got drunk and Abbacchio walked him to Bruno’s apartment. He was so fucking drunk and tried to flirt and seduce Leone but the older man thought that Bruno was about to vomit and dragged him to the bathroom under cold shower. Everytime Bruno recalls it in his mind he gets super cringy about himself. Sometimes when he can’t fall asleep he wanders about did Leone get his point that time and hopes that he didn’t

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Bruno definitely knows what he’s doing, his hands trail all over partner’s body, rubbing all the right places, making them all worked up only with his hands. His skill are not just good and, tbh this man is not just horny - he’s a total slut in private

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

His favorite positions are missionary and a cowgirl, but he is okay with every pose as long as he can see and reach out to partner’s body

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He spends almost all his time with 5 teen idiots, so he want to have a little seriosity in his life, and it’s sex. But Bruno may crack a joke or a pun that randomly came to his brain

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Bruno always keeps his hair well groomed and it’s little bit darker than his usual hair tone. Prefers his partner clean-shaved. He gets all horny when his partner has fancy intimate haircuts (heart-shaped is his favorite one)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Bruno loves to praise his partner and always tells them how good they are for him and how he feels good doing sex with them

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Of course he does masturbate. When he feels stressed or simply gets horny(c’mon he’s 20yo) Bruno loves to play with himself. When he has day-off he takes his time pleasuring himself

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Praising, temperature play, teasing, overstimulating, body worship, role play, bondage and a lot more. This man is horny, okay? He is also definitely into cock warming - having his partner warming up his dick when he sits in his office doing boring paperwork

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Whatever places his partner is comfortable in. Bathroom, kitchen, on the floor, against the wall, in the bed - Bruno enjoys doing it everywhere

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

I won’t get tired of mentioning just how horny this man is, and it doesn’t take much to make him going. A few dirty words, whispered into his ear, fervid touches or passionate look him right in the eyes - this and lot of other turn him on

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Water sports or whatever that includes blood, vomit or shit. He is disgusted by a thought of having those human body secrets during such intimate moments as sex

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Is good at giving oral. After he has found all the sweet points on his partner’s body nobody can stop him from pleasuring them. Also loves receiving, he will caress partner’s face and run his fingers through their hair while they suck him off. And oh god, how much he loves to see them swallowing his cum

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He loves slow and vanilla sex, with lots of foreplay and kissing, but doesn’t mind being more rough and dominant. It really depends on his mood

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Doesn’t like them because he doesn’t get the amount of quality time that he is pleased with. He may go for if oral (preferably receiving), especially after becoming a capo

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Bruno doesn’t admit it, but he really wants to try sex while his gang is in another room, minding their own business and interacting with each other. The risk of being caught by his friends drivers him crazy

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Buccellati lasts maximum for three rounds during one make out session, each of them lasts at about 15-20 minutes. But Bruno can go for two or three sessions during a day so partner won’t stay unsatisfied

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Doesn’t has any. Why would he if he has his mouth and fingers? But if his partner wants to try something new he is all into it

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

This man was literally made for teasing. Loves to overstimulate his partner until they are a sobbing trembling mess beneath him, begging for mercy and his allowance to cum

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Bruno doesn’t make a lot of noise during sex and most of the time keeps his voice back, but he is not afraid of making his partner know how he feels by groaning or whispering something sweet in their ear

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Bruno doesn’t care much about his partner’s gender and doesn’t mind being a bottom when he’s with other man. Bruno also can be whatever his partner wants him to be: baby boy, daddy, little puppy or a bitch-ass master. Surprisingly every role fits him perfectly

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Buccellati has an average size at about 6 inches and 6.5 inches when fully hard. More on a thinner side, not very veiny and without a curve

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Bruno is a young man and of course his sex drive is high, but he knows how to control his libido and doesn’t fuck with everyone he finds attractive

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After he’s made sure that his partner is okay and feel loved, Bruno quickly falls asleep while cuddling up next to them

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Reading a good book might seem as natural as breathing. Writing one? Not so much. Writers often labor over words, including breath and breathing.

Before proceeding, let’s look at the differences between breath and breathe.

Breath [noun—short ea as in wealth and soft th as in truth]: the air taken into or expelled from the lungs during respiration

Breathe [verb—long ea as in tease and hard th as in writhe]: to take air into and then expel from the lungs; to respire

If you have trouble keeping the words straight, remember that the verb breathe ends with an e, and verb contains an e.

Throughout this post, breath and breathing can often be interchanged.

Emotion Beats

The way characters breathe, or don’t breathe, shows their emotions.

Alarm, anxiety, concern, dread Holding one’s breath Shallow, fast breaths

Anger, rage Noisy breathing Loud speech with short breaths between sentences

Anguish, depression, despair Hyperventilation Shaky, shallow breaths

Annoyance Breath holding Berating someone else for breathing or chewing too loudly

Attraction, desire Breath holding Fast breaths

Calmness, patience, peacefulness, serenity Quiet, breathy voice Deep, relaxed breaths

Confidence Puffed-out chest Deep, relaxed breaths

Disbelief Short gasp Holding one’s breath for a moment

Emotional distress, pain Labored breathing Hyperventilation Envy, jealousy Breathing through clenched teeth Muttered insults under one’s breath

Fear, fright, terror Holding breath Shallow, rasping breaths

Frustration Holding breath Rapid expulsion of air

Guilt Deep breaths Uneven breathing

Happiness, satisfaction Breathy giggles Deep, relaxed breathing

Hatred Loud breathing Short, rapid breaths through flared nostrils

Hopefulness Deep breaths Breath holding

Impatience Releasing a pent-up breath Loud breathing

Infatuation, love Deep breaths Checking one’s breath behind a raised hand

Insecurity Slumped posture, shallow breathing Checking one’s breath behind a raised hand

Irritation Noisy inhalations through nostrils Pulling in a huge breath and holding it

Nervousness, worry Quick, shallow breaths Inhaling through nostrils and exhaling through pursed lips

Overwhelm Labored breathing, panic attack Loud exhalation accompanied by low moan

Paranoia Short, shallow breaths Holding one’s breath

Pride, self-satisfaction Deep breaths Puffed-out chest

Relief Sighing Releasing a large pent-up breath

Scorn Puffed-out chest Exhaling with a pfft sound Shock, surprise Breathless voice Sudden audible inhalation through mouth

Unease Humming under one’s breath Breathing that keeps time with a song playing in one’s mind

Adjectives

Labored? Effortless? Panic-stricken? An asthmatic’s breathing will differ from that of an athlete or a nervous job applicant.

As you peruse this list of descriptors, bear in mind that many are opinion adjectives.

A Abdominal, abortive, abrupt, absent, accidental, acrid, agonized, agonizing, alcoholic, angry, anguished, anticipatory, apathetic, apprehensive, aromatic, asthmatic, audible, automatic, autonomic

B Bad, bated, bibulous, bitter, blissful, blistering, bloody, blustery, boozy, brisk, brittle, bug-free, bug-infested

C Calculated, calm, carefree, careful, carnivorous, carrion, casual, cautious, chest-swelling, choking, clammy, clattery, cloying, condescending, confident, congested, conscious, constrained, contemptuous, convulsive, cool, crisp, croaky

D Dank, decisive, deep, deliberate, demonic, desperate, despondent, difficult, dispassionate, dispirited, dolorous, dramatic, drawn-out, dry

E Easy, effortless, emotionless, energizing, ephemeral, erratic, euphoric, exaggerated, exasperated, excruciating, exhilarating, expectant, experimental, explosive, extended, exuberant, exultant

F Faint, fainting, fearful, feeble, fervent, fetid, fiery, final, first, fitful, flaming, fleeting, foamy, forced, foul, fragmented, fragrant, frantic, frenzied, fresh, frigid, frosty, frothy, full, fusty, futile

G Gagging, gaseous, gasping, gentle, germy, ghastly, glottal, gratifying, greedy, grim, groaning, gulping, gusty, guttural

H Hacking, half-hearted, harsh, hasty, haunting, heady, heavy, histrionic, hoarse, hopeful, hot, humid, hurried, hushed, husky, hysterical

I Icy, impatient, impotent, inaudible, indifferent, indignant, indistinct, ineffectual, instinctive, intentional, intermittent, intoxicating, invigorating, involuntary, irregular

J to L Jerky, jittery, jubilant, labored, laborious, languid, last, lazy, lengthy, lethargic, light, lingering, liquor-laced, listless, long, long-suffering, loud, lusty, luxurious

M to O Malodorous, mechanical, meditative, melancholy, melodramatic, moaning, much-needed, mucousy, muffled, nasty, natural, nauseating, nervous, noiseless, noisy, noxious, obvious, odious, offensive, off-putting, ominous, optimistic

P Pained, pain-free, painful, painless, panicky, panic-stricken, panting, peaceful, pent-up, plaintive, pleasurable, polluted, portentous, potent, powerful, preliminary, premature, preparatory, prolonged, pronounced, protracted, pungent, purposeful, putrid

Q and R Quick, rabid, racking, ragged, rancid, rank, rapid, rapturous, rasping, raspy, rattling, raw, reflex, refreshing, regular, relaxed, repugnant, repulsive, resolute, restorative, resurgent, retching, reticent, revitalizing, revolting, rhythmic, robust, rotten, rousing, rueful, rushed

Sa to Sn Saccharine, salty, satisfying, self-confident, self-important, serene, shaky, shallow, sharp, shrill, sibilant, sickening, sickly, silent, slight, slow, sluggish, smoky, smooth, snobbish, snotty

So to Sy Sobbing, sober, soft, sonorous, sooty, sorrowful, sour, spasmodic, spicy, spiritless, sporadic, sputtering, squeaky, staccato, stale, steady, steadying, stealthy, stertorous, stinky, stomach-churning, subdued, sub-glottal, sudden, sullen, supercilious, sweet, syrupy

T Tense, tentative, terse, testy, theatrical, thin, throaty, tight, timid, timorous, tiny, torpid, torturous, toxic, tranquil, tremulous, turbulent

U Uncontrolled, uneasy, unenthusiastic, unfettered, unholy, unimpeded, unpleasant, unruffled, unsatisfying, unstable, unsteady, unworried, useless

V to W Vexed, vile, visible, vital, voluntary, walloping, warm, wary, weak, weary, welcome, whimpering, whooping, whopping, wintry, wistful, woozy

Friedrich inched toward the end of the dark tunnel, and pushed the cover with a tentative palm. Frischluft! Gott sei Dank! He swallowed his first breath of freedom in his new country.

Even if you don’t know a word of German, you’ll understand the analogy of freedom to fresh air.

Here are a few more idea-starters:

Cloyingly sweet, like honey mixed with maple syrup

Convulsive as a newborn’s first gulps of air

Crisp as a winter wind

Laborious as a mountain climber’s gasps at high altitude

Like a sofa cushion wheezing under the weight of a sumo wrestler

Like a tire hissing its way to pancake status

Like a whisp of morning mist

Like ill-tuned bagpipes

Like the puffs of an accelerating steam engine

Like the rhythmic whoosh and clunk of a blacksmith’s bellows

Noisy as a pressure-relief valve

Shrill as a dentist’s drill

Welcome as fresh air to a pearl diver breaking the surface of the sea

Wheezier than an asthmatic without an inhaler

With a snore that rumbles the rafters like an earthquake

Scents

Wordsmiths often include the scent of breath by making figurative comparisons. Just about anything a person eats, tongues, inhales, or stuffs in the mouth will transfer its scent.

This list contains a sampling of figurative and literal comparison starters.

A to C Acetone, another man, another woman, apples, an ashtray, an autopsy, a baby’s bellybutton, a bar, beef jerky, bratwurst, Brussels sprouts, bubblegum, cannabis, a cesspit, cherry pie, cigarette butts, compost, cough syrup

D to N Dead [fill in the blank], death, dirty bath towels, dog breath, espresso, an ex-girlfriend’s lipstick, expectorant, fish, glue, a horse’s butt, a hospital, kitty litter, limes, Mary Jane, meatballs with gravy, medicine, a moldy public shower, a nursing home, nutmeg

O to T Onions, oranges, oysters, pepper, rancid cheese, road kill, rotten meat, rotten socks, sauerkraut, snuff, something dead, sour milk, spice, strawberries, sulfur, tacos, tequila, a toilet

See also the Scents sections of 600+ Ways to Describe Beards and 800+ Ways to Describe Chins.

Verbs (1) Transitive

A patient’s shallow breathing could alarm her doctor or disquiet a visitor. A wounded soldier’s breath might seep through his teeth. The breath of a man in a snowstorm will warm his hands.

Commonality: each verb or verb phrase requires a direct object, as do those in the following list.

A to C Alarm, billow (across, into, over, through), blow (across, into, over, through), bubble (from, out of, over, through), burst (from, out of, through), caress, come in, concern

D to F Disquiet, distend, drift (from, out of, over, through), erupt (from, out of), explode (from, out of), flood, flow (from, out of, through), foam (out of, through), froth (from, out of, over, through)

I to W Intoxicate, puff (across, into, over, through), seep (from, out of, through), surge (from, out of), tickle, trickle (from, out of), unnerve, unsettle, waft (across, into, over, through), warm, weave (across, into, over, through), whoosh (across, into, over, through), worry

Verbs (2) Intransitive

When included in verb phrases, many intransitive verbs become transitive. For example: His breath rattled. In this sentence, rattled stands alone (intransitive). His breath rattled in his chest. What did his breath rattle in? It rattled in his chest. Rattled in is a transitive verb phrase.

A to W Bugle, burble, catch, cease, escape, fail, freeze, gurgle, halt, hitch, pause, quicken, rattle, reek, resume, smell, stink, stop, whistle

Verbs (3): Verbs that Take Breath or Breathing as an Object

These verbs and verb phrases represent what characters can do with or to their breath/breathing or that of others. For example: She fought for breath. The nurse listened to the baby’s breathing. The scarf muffled his breath. He suppressed his breathing.

B to L Block, catch, cease, check out, control, cover up, crave, draw (in), exhale, fight for, force out, freshen, gasp, gulp, heave, hinder, hold, huff, impede, inhale, let loose, let out, listen to, lose

M to T Monitor, muffle, muzzle, need, notice, obstruct, puff out, release, save, snuff out, spit out, squeeze (from, out of), stifle, stop, struggle for, suck in, suppress, take (away), trap

Nouns

Too many repetitions of breath and breathing in your WIP? Consider alternatives:

A to W Choke, exhalation, expiration, gasp, gulp, hiss, huff, hyperventilation, inhalation, lungful, morning miasma, mouthful of air, pant, puff, rattle, snore, snort, snuffle, splutter, wheeze, wind

Props

Try to develop a storyline or subplot with one or more of the following props.

# 911 call

A and B Aromatherapy, asbestos, aspiration, asthma inhaler, bad news, bee allergy, belching, bitter almond odor [evidence of cyanide poisoning], breath spray, breathalyzer, bronchitis, brown bag [for puffing into during hyperventilation attack], burglary

C to G Cayenne pepper, chest cold, choking, cold hands [blowing on them], COPD, corset, cough syrup, cystic fibrosis, decaying teeth [bad breath], dental braces, dental bridge, dental retainer, dentist, diaphragm, free diving, girdle, goldenrod

H to P Halitosis, haunted house, Heimlich maneuver, high-altitude training, hyperventilation, ketoacidosis [possible diabetes], lung cancer, lung transplant, marathon race, meditation, mountain climbing, mouse, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, muffler, organ donor, oxygen mask, panic attack, peanut allergy, plastic bag, plugged nose, pneumonia

R to Y Rescue breath, scarf, scuba mask, shortness of breath, ski mask, smog, snake, snorkel, spider, strep throat [bad breath], stressful situation, suffocation, tantrum, tax audit, tongue piercing, tonsillitis [bad breath], tuberculosis, Valsalva maneuver [scuba diving], ventilator, wasp allergy, yoga

See also the Nouns section of 600+ Ways to Describe Lips and Mouths.

Clichés and Idioms

A search for “living, breathing” and “living and breathing” at Google produces millions of search results—strong evidence that writers should avoid phrases such as the following:

A living and breathing culture

A living and breathing document

A living, breathing being

A living, breathing monster

Opt instead for descriptors such as alive, animate, aware, conscious, reactive, responsive, sentient, or vibrant.

Included way too often by some writers are characters releasing a breath they didn’t realize they had been holding. More than a couple of times per novel, and readers will notice.

Here are a few more overused phrases, with suggested replacements.

A breath of fresh air [adj.]: different, innovative, new, refreshing

Below one’s breath [adv.]: discreetly, softly, quietly

Breathe one’s last [verb]: die, expire, perish

Get one’s breath back [verb]: rally, rebound, recover

In the next breath [adv.]: immediately, next, then

In the same breath [adv.]: concurrently, instantaneously, simultaneously

Out of breath [adj.]: breathless, gasping, winded

Speak under one’s breath [verb]: mumble, murmur, mutter

Take a breather [verb]: chill, relax, rest

Take one’s breath away [verb]: astonish, awe, shock, surprise

Waste of breath [adj.]: futile, pointless, useless

With bated breath [adj.]: anxious, eager, excited

With every breath [adv.]: continuously, incessantly, nonstop

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