#ez solution

[dangansins-confessional]

Kyoko, my beloved, if you did not handle corpses with those gloves, I would want them in my mouth, so badly

Confession 56

[goldenguillotines]

I think kou and Naka can drunk make out sometimes

[flutehammer]

just do artfight with your nose

Do you guys reckon my thumb would grow back if i took it out. should i do it anyways

[sadfixion]

i think hypergryph should release lone trail as just a normal ass novel

[general-kalani]

Have at least three fc's considered I'll do a poll on them tomorrow. Back home now yeah but I am. Fucked LMFAO.

I forgot how much I hate puzzles---

[quin-cries]

No one wants my work? I cannot find a job? Ah, I guess I'll just kill myself when I run out of money

[ezmarketingagency]

Unveiling the Impact of Local Internet Marketing for Small Businesses

Unveil the impact of local internet marketing on small businesses, empowering them to reach and engage local customers effectively, boost their reputation, and drive more sales within their community. For more information visit: https://ezmarketing.agency/blog/local-internet-marketing-solutions/

[businessorzozen]

The Transformative Impact of a Sustainability Analysis in Edison

In an era where environmental consciousness and responsible resource management have become imperative, communities are seeking innovative solutions to ensure a sustainable future. One such community is Edison, where the implementation of a Sustainability Analysis has begun to shape a brighter, greener tomorrow. Partnering with EZ Funding Solutions, this initiative is driving positive change on a local scale, demonstrating the profound benefits that a dedicated sustainability analysis can bring to a community.

The Power of Data-Driven Insights:

A Sustainability Analysis serves as the foundation for informed decision-making in Edison. By meticulously examining energy consumption, waste production, and other key metrics, this analysis provides invaluable data that forms the basis for targeted interventions. EZ Funding Solutions employs cutting-edge methodologies to conduct a comprehensive assessment, ensuring that every aspect of sustainability is addressed.

Economic Prosperity through Efficiency:

One of the most immediate benefits that the Edison community reaps from a Sustainability Analysis is the potential for significant cost savings. By identifying areas where resources are being underutilized or wasted, EZ Funding Solutions helps local businesses and households implement strategies that optimize energy and resource consumption. This not only reduces utility bills but also fosters a culture of economic efficiency within the community.

Job Creation and Skill Development:

As the community embraces sustainable practices, there is a growing demand for skilled professionals in various sectors, such as renewable energy, waste management, and green construction. EZ Funding Solutions collaborates with local educational institutions to develop training programs that equip individuals with the skills needed to thrive in these burgeoning industries. This leads to the creation of new job opportunities within the community, ultimately contributing to a stronger, more resilient workforce.

Enhancing Quality of Life:

A sustainable community is a healthier community. By implementing eco-friendly practices, Edison residents experience improved air and water quality, reduced noise pollution, and enhanced green spaces. This not only leads to a higher quality of life but also contributes to the overall well-being of the community's residents.

Attracting Investment and Fostering Innovation:

Edison's commitment to sustainability through the Sustainability Analysis has not gone unnoticed. Investors and businesses looking to align with environmentally-conscious communities are now drawn to Edison. This influx of interest leads to a thriving local economy, with new opportunities for collaboration and innovation. EZ Funding Solutions continues to facilitate these partnerships, ensuring that Edison remains at the forefront of sustainable progress.

The implementation of a Sustainability Analysis in Edison, powered by EZ Funding Solutions, stands as a testament to the positive change that a community can achieve when it takes proactive steps towards sustainability. Through data-driven insights, economic prosperity, job creation, and an enhanced quality of life, Edison is forging a path towards a greener, more resilient future. As the community continues to attract investment and foster innovation, it serves as a beacon of hope and inspiration for other communities seeking to embark on their own sustainable journeys. Together, we can build a world that thrives in harmony with the environment, one step at a time.

Contact us today for Sustainability Analysis Edison.

In an era where environmental consciousness and responsible resource management have become imperative, communities are seeking innovative solutions to ensure a sustainable future. One such community is Edison, where the implementation of a Sustainability Analysis has begun to shape a brighter, greener tomorrow. Partnering with EZ Funding Solutions, this initiative is driving positive change on a local scale, demonstrating the profound benefits that a dedicated sustainability analysis can bring to a community.

The Power of Data-Driven Insights:

A Sustainability Analysis serves as the foundation for informed decision-making in Edison. By meticulously examining energy consumption, waste production, and other key metrics, this analysis provides invaluable data that forms the basis for targeted interventions. EZ Funding Solutions employs cutting-edge methodologies to conduct a comprehensive assessment, ensuring that every aspect of sustainability is addressed.

Economic Prosperity through Efficiency:

One of the most immediate benefits that the Edison community reaps from a Sustainability Analysis is the potential for significant cost savings. By identifying areas where resources are being underutilized or wasted, EZ Funding Solutions helps local businesses and households implement strategies that optimize energy and resource consumption. This not only reduces utility bills but also fosters a culture of economic efficiency within the community.

Job Creation and Skill Development:

As the community embraces sustainable practices, there is a growing demand for skilled professionals in various sectors, such as renewable energy, waste management, and green construction. EZ Funding Solutions collaborates with local educational institutions to develop training programs that equip individuals with the skills needed to thrive in these burgeoning industries. This leads to the creation of new job opportunities within the community, ultimately contributing to a stronger, more resilient workforce.

Enhancing Quality of Life:

A sustainable community is a healthier community. By implementing eco-friendly practices, Edison residents experience improved air and water quality, reduced noise pollution, and enhanced green spaces. This not only leads to a higher quality of life but also contributes to the overall well-being of the community's residents.

Attracting Investment and Fostering Innovation:

Edison's commitment to sustainability through the Sustainability Analysis has not gone unnoticed. Investors and businesses looking to align with environmentally-conscious communities are now drawn to Edison. This influx of interest leads to a thriving local economy, with new opportunities for collaboration and innovation. EZ Funding Solutions continues to facilitate these partnerships, ensuring that Edison remains at the forefront of sustainable progress.

The implementation of a Sustainability Analysis in Edison, powered by EZ Funding Solutions, stands as a testament to the positive change that a community can achieve when it takes proactive steps towards sustainability. Through data-driven insights, economic prosperity, job creation, and an enhanced quality of life, Edison is forging a path towards a greener, more resilient future. As the community continues to attract investment and foster innovation, it serves as a beacon of hope and inspiration for other communities seeking to embark on their own sustainable journeys. Together, we can build a world that thrives in harmony with the environment, one step at a time.

Contact us today for Sustainability Analysis Edison.

[skillofsurvival]

The Dead Simple Trick to Bring Any Battery Back To Life (Never Buy Batteries Again)

You know how important it is to be prepared for emergencies and power outages. But building a battery bank for emergency power supply can be expensive. Fortunately, we've discovered a new option in town that can bring any battery back to life.

You know how important it is to be prepared for emergencies and power outages. But building a battery bank for emergency power supply can be expensive. Fortunately, we’ve discovered a new option in town that can bring any battery back to life. The EZ Battery Reconditioning program offers a cost-effective solution to this problem. This program teaches you how to recondition all types of old…

[rileyslibrary]

may i request ghost seeing reader making something (maybe a get well soon card or a papercrane or sth idk) and then someone accidentally ruining it? like how would he react? what would he do next etc

doesnt have to be a fic if you decide to write it, could be bulletpoints or something ez🥰🥰

thankyouu🥺✨

I love getting requests like this one; thank you @lululandd! Also, there’s a very important A/N at the end, so meet me there. Buh-bye for now, enjoy! 🍫

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Price got hurt. It was a terrible hit, and everything happened so fast. You were there, at the crime scene, as everything unfolded right before your very eyes.

His injury, however, wasn’t the result of a mission gone wrong; no. Some idiot forgot to put the warning sign on the wet floor, which caused the poor man to fly into the air and crash to the floor.

The good news is that he's recovering quickly and is now being held at the medical centre until he's ready to be released.

The bad news? Without a captain to guide the team, there was no mission to undergo. And, without a mission, none of you had a clear direction or purpose, leaving you all floating in a sea of mundane tasks and boredom. So, for the past few days, you and the rest of the team have been doing mind-numbing chores ranging from scrubbing the kitchen’s greasy ovens to meticulously organising the cluttered armoury.

While Soap and Gaz are on patrol, you and Ghost are taking a break in the mess hall. He’s cleaning his gun by disassembling it and wiping all its metal components with an alcohol solution. You sit across from him, working on a different kind of project: making a get-well-soon card for Price.

Last night, you snuck into HR’s office and “borrowed” some supplies to help you with your craft: a piece of white paper from the printer, some markers, and a pot of blue-coloured glitter dust you found in one of the drawers. It was a mystery as to why the military’s Human Resources department possessed glitter. Still, it will undoubtedly prove helpful with your "crafty" mission.

You also went to the doctor and requested some “normal-sized” bandages to help with your secret project. The doctor leaned back in his chair, raising one eyebrow. He asked why you wanted the bandages, but you were so vague with your answer that he became suspicious of you. So he pulled his desk’s drawer and gave you one fucking bandage—just one. So you had to make it count.

You folded the white paper in half and carefully attached the bandage horizontally to create the outline of Price’s body. The only thing left is to paint his face on the bandage and draw a hospital bed underneath it. That, and getting the team together to write some kind messages on the card.

Ghost looks at you every now and then, mildly intrigued by your artistic creation. You catch his eye, and he quickly turns away.

“Do you like it?” you ask.

“It’s a bandage on a piece of paper,” he says, shrugging. “What is there to like?”

“It’s not just a bandage on a piece of paper,” you explain and gesture to the figure on the paper; “it’s supposed to be Price lying in his hospital bed, recovering.”

His response comes in the form of a lengthy, dismissive snort. He points to the glitter pot in front of you.

“Why the glitter?” he asks.

“It’s for the bedsheets,” you murmur.

“I didn’t know they transferred Price to a love hotel,” he mocks, turning away from you to resume his task. You roll your eyes in response and shift your focus to your craft. This is the same guy you’ll later ask to write a few pleasant words on that card. Fun stuff.

You can still feel his gaze on you as you work on the captain’s card. Despite his best efforts to appear apathetic, you notice him leaning in slightly, pretending to stretch or yawn while sneaking peeks at your project. His body language betrays him; even though he tries to be tough and keep up the act, you know that deep down, he’s a huge softie who can’t resist a heartfelt gesture. He coughs, pretending to clear his throat, and you stifle a laugh at his failed attempt to seem disinterested. You roll your eyes and slam your hand on the table.

“What’s your problem, Lieutenant?” you ask with an amused smirk on your lips.

“I just don’t understand,” he says as he wipes the gun barrel. “Why bother making a card from scratch when you can buy one?”

“Because it’s more meaningful,” you explain. “When you take the time to create something yourself, it shows that you care. It’s not a generic card; it’s a heartfelt statement.”

He lets out a sarcastic scoff.

“I’d do the same thing for you, you know.” You whisper.

He puts down his rifle and looks at you. “You would?” He asks, surprised.

You nod. “Of course, I would,” you reply, “but let’s hope it doesn’t come to that; I’d rather you stay injury-free.”

He chuckles and turns to look at the mess hall doors as they open, with Soap and Gaz carrying a large box and approaching you both.

They slam the box on the table without assessing its weight, causing the entire surface to shake. The impact knocks Ghost’s alcohol solution over, spilling it all over the table and, even worse, all over your hand-made card.

Your heart sinks to your stomach as you helplessly watch the liquid soak into the card, smudging the ink and warping the paper. Ghost throws the gun on the table and grabs your card as quickly as he can. Soap curses under his breath, and Gaz grabs some paper towels from another table, attempting to rescue anything he can. But it’s too late; the damage is done.

You look up to see Ghost standing there, pinching your card between his fingers.

He is livid.

“What the fucking fucking shit, sergeants?” He murmurs.

“Apologies,” Soap replies, utterly unaware of what he’s done, “Hope we didn’t ruin anything important.”

“This,” Ghost says quietly as he raises the destroyed card, “was a get-well-soon card for Price.”

“Sorry guys,” Gaz apologises as he wipes the table off. “Soap and I will go buy another o-”

“SHE MADE THIS!” Ghost yells at him, “SHE MADE THIS WITH HER OWN HANDS!”

Soap furrows his brow. “Why would you make a card when you can buy one?” he wonders.

Ghost slaps his thigh, muttering profanities under his breath. You try to convince him that it’s alright and that a store-bought card will do just fine, but he cuts you off and looks at the sergeants.

“Why make a card instead of just buying one?” He asks and brings the tips of his fingers together, waving his hand back and forth in front of the two sergeants. “Because a hand-made card is more meaningful and personal than buying a generic one, you dimwits,” he lectures them and turns to you.

“Can you make another one, Y/N?” He asks softly.

You lower your head to the ground. “I’m afraid I’ve run out of banda-”

“SHE DOESN’T HAVE ANY MORE BANDAGES, YA PRICKS!”

“And I had only one sheet of paper.”

“AND SHE HAD ONL-” he pauses. “How come you only got one sheet?” He asks, and you explain that you weren’t supposed to be on the HR premises, so you had to act quickly. Ghost lets out a deep sigh as he looks at the ruined card.

“Sergeant Mactavish, go get a few sheets of paper from my office,” he instructs before turning to Gaz. “Sergeant Garrick,” he orders, “go to the medic; tell him that your new boots have caused blisters on your feet, and you need a few bandages to patch them up.”

They both nod and leave to go fetch your supplies. Ghost turns to you and crumbles your—already—destroyed card.

“Don’t be sad, kid,” he comforts you, “I’ll help you make another one.”

“Really, Lt.?” You ask, grinning.

“Damn right I will,” he says as he takes off his gloves, “and it’ll have bandages and bedsheets full of fucking glitter and everything nice on it.”

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A/N: The card was inspired by this tutorial from Jennie Moraitis; all credit goes to her. Here’s a picture of the card from her website!

[universal-verringbebe]

LADS MEN AS YANDERES

Alternatively titled "when your boyfriend is a yandere but that's your kink"

a tentative 18+ MDNI because I don't get explicit but it's HIGHLY suggestive

Zayne:

• My man's is CRAZY possessive and dominant.

• You're not allowed to see any other doctors but him

• Even if he's busy with another patient, he demands that you wait until he's done, regardless of what kind of injury you have

• As soon as you officially get together, he has you moving into his flat

• You WILL be sleeping in his bed every single night, no exceptions

• Don't even think of taking a nap on the couch, it's the bed or nothing

• And you eat that shit up

• Every time he orders you to do something, you have to stop yourself from jumping him right then and there

• Like he'll put a glass of water in front of you and coldly order you to "drink" and suddenly you're on your knees trying to get your fluids from somewhere else.

• You have male friends? Not anymore.

• If some of them suddenly vanished because of some dude named Dawnbreaker, that's not your business.

• The type to have you in bed and make you talk before pleasing you

• "Say my name"

• "Good girl, now say it again but louder"

• "Tell me you're mine"

Xavier:

• He's absolutely the stalker type

• Before you even officially met him, he was stalking you for at least a year.

• The area you used to live in had a high crime rate but you never met any trouble

• Wild, wonder why

• When you moved to a new apartment, he was your neighbor, what a coincidence and he started bonding with you like that,

• Whenever you needed anything or was having trouble with something, he would conveniently be there with a solution.

• You start to suspect the stalking and confront him

• When he confirms you literally just say "wow that's hot, please take me now"

• And that's how you got together

• From then on, he's just glued to your side no matter where you go

• You get a new job? Who's that fine piece of ass that's your coworker? Oh, hi Xavier.

• In bed, and I will continue saying this on main with no shame for xavier specifically, BREEDING KINK 🗣️🗣️🗣️

• He's going to fill you up whether you like it or not

• Spoiler alert: you like it

• "Just take it all my star, gonna make you give me a galaxy"

• "If I put a baby in you, then you really will have to stay with me forever"

Rafayel:

• THIS FUCKER IS MANIPULATIVE and NEEDY

• The moment he laid eyes on you, it was a wrap gg ez

• Like he deliberately will bump his car into yours at a stoplight, say it was your fault and demand your information

• Of course he's not going to make insurance claims or anything, he'll just buy you both a new car

• But now he has your number and you're never getting rid of him

• If he catches someone flirting with you, they'll suddenly find themselves without a job, homeless, in prison for 10 years for a crime he definitely committed and pinned it on them.

• And you're just here like, damn, you're so sexy when you ruin other people's lives🤪🥴🥵

• He said say less and proposed to you right then and there.

• How dare you not have your attention on him 25/8, do you even love him?

• Definitely needs affirmations every 0.3 seconds

• Also demands you prove your love to him. Like, if you love him, you'll pose nude in front of a whole class just so he can watch you squirm

• Spoiler alert: you're squirming because this arouses you

• LOVES marking you up and buying you revealing clothing to show his artwork off

• "They all need to know you're mine"

• "Don't cover that up. In fact, let me make it bigger, come here"

[bullet-prooflove]

Heyyy could you do 25. Intertwine in a car's dirty backseat, Stare at a drive-in screen with ez?

Tagging: @kmc1989 @infinity-mars @danzer8705 @keyweegirlie @est1887

Community Living Universe:

Counting Stars - EZ thinks about you all of the time.

Give Me A Chance (Feat Riz) - EZ asks you to give him a chance.

Trust Me I Know - EZ and you share a moment.

Walk Me Home - EZ walks you home.

Reputation - EZ tells you about his reputation.

Promise Me (NSFW) - EZ asks you to make him a promise.

The Water Tower - EZ tells you a secret.

A Study in Love (NSFW) - EZ is a dedicated student.

Back To The Wall - You make a change that surpises EZ.

Rumours - Someone's been spreading rumours about EZ's fidelity.

Pound of Flesh - EZ realises the situation with your debt has taken a violent turn.

"you have my life in your hands" - EZ pays off your debt.

Drinking Tonight - EZ reflects on his decision.

Partners - You and EZ come up with a solution to your problem.

Polaroid (NSFW) - EZ discovers the polaroids you left him in his book.

It’s in the backseat of your car that EZ ruins you. It’s date night and the two of you are at the drive-in theatre, parked in the final row, fucking to the sounds of Top Gun as it emits from the speaker on the dashboard.

“Dios, I missed you.” He whispers against your skin as his palms grip your ass holding you in place as he ruts up into you. “A week is too long to go without this pussy.”

Your hands grasp the leather of his kutte, bunching it in your fists as he hits that sweet spot, the one that makes you tighten around dick.

“Mi Tesoro, you’re coming for me already?” He says, that sinful smile creeping across his handsome features as he looks into your eyes. “Am I that good or did you miss me that much?”

You don’t get to answer because the rapture, it claims you. Your synapses explode with ecstasy, your hips arching up to meet his as you grip his cock so fucking hard that he sees stars. His mouth covers yours, drinking down your pleasure as he spills his release inside you.

His kisses become languid, messy, his thumb ghosting over the apple of your cheek as he stays there buried deep, your thighs locked around his hips.

“I missed you.” You tell him, your palms sipping underneathe the hem of his shirt chasing over his bare skin. “I missed you that much.”

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[imagineredwood]

“I don’t always need you to fix everything. I just— sometimes I just want you to listen."

Request: “I don’t always need you to fix everything. I just— sometimes I just want you to listen." for angel or ez

Pairing: EZ Reyes x female reader

Warnings: Angst, friend breakup, tears

Word count: 868

A/N: This one is also self-indulgent after how this year has gone

"Where the hell is she?"

EZ grumbled to himself as he wandered around the house. He'd woken up and had to pee, finding that the bed beside him was empty. Naturally, he thought that you had beat him there, expecting to walk into the bathroom and find you peeing in the dark, but it was empty. He'd gone out to the hallway then and rasped out your name, only to get no response. It had confused him greatly. Surely you hadn't gone anywhere. He went back into the room and grabbed his phone checking to see if he had any notifications. No texts. No missed calls. Nothing from either the club or you saying that there was some emergency where you would've had to leave. His brows were knitted as he walked back down the hall, checking the living room. Sometimes when you couldn't sleep you would come to the living room and watch your favorite movie, not wanting the light or sound of the TV in the bedroom to bother him. When he got there though, he found the TV off and the couch empty. He was worried now, going to the front door and looking out the window. Your car was still parked out front, so where the hell were you.

It was the light moving around outside on the patio that caught his attention. Walking over he saw you sitting there on the outdoor sofa, cuddled up into a blanket with a cup of tea, scrolling on your phone. He opened the door and walked out to join you, shivering at the cool chill that shocked his bare torso. You smiled softly as you looked at him. It was dark, but not dark enough that he couldn't see how fake it was. He lifted your blanket-covered leg up and then sat down, putting them to rest on top of his lap.

"What's the matter, baby?"

He ran his hand comfortingly over your legs as he watched you shrug.

"Just couldn't sleep."

Your voice was nasally and the slight sniffle you gave at the end of your sentence confirmed.

"Why are you crying? What's wrong? Talk to me."

You shrugged again and let out a small, watery laugh.

"Just sad. Thinking about her again."

EZ sighed and rubbed your legs more comfortably. The falling out with your best friend had been hard on you, especially because it was more her drifting away. You had always been there for her through thick and thin, been her shoulder to cry on when she needed it, given her all of yourself. And then just like that she'd gotten a new best friend and had left you in the wind. You had EZ still, of course, but it wasn't the same. She had been your best friend, not a secret or unsaid thing between the two of you. You both were attached at the hip, two peas in a pod, and just like that you had been replaced.

"It's like...how do you just move on from someone that you said you loved so much? How do you just change them out? Like it's nothing?"

You shook your head and EZ saw the tears begin to flow again in the moonlight.

"Sometimes people just grow apart, babe. They change and life starts to-"

You shook your head almost furiously, a few tears slinging off of your face and onto his chest.

"Don't. Please don't do that."

EZ squinted, not knowing what it was that he was doing.

“I don’t always need you to fix everything. I just— sometimes I just want you to listen."

EZ's heart clenched. He was a fixer. That's what he was known for. All quick thinking and sharp solutions. He prided himself on that. On being able to fix things. But that wasn't what you need right now, and he was going to respect that. He nodded and squeezed your knee, eyes on you as he apologized.

"I'm sorry. I just want to help; find a way to ease your pain. But I understand. I'll be a better listener. I promise. Go on."

You smiled tearfully and placed your hand atop his, squeezing.

"I just wish that she cared more. Cared as much as I did. And do. I guess that's why I'm crying. I can't just write her off. No matter how much I say I'm going to stop thinking about it and stop letting it bother me, I can't. Some days it's easy and I can but then I see something or hear something and it brings me back. I just want to feel better about it. And crying makes me feel better sometimes. So I came out here to cry."

You shrugged and EZ had to swallow down all the urges to intervene. Instead, he nodded and reached forward to wipe away your tears.

"You're right to feel upset and abandoned. Your feelings are valid."

You chuckled sadly and then took in a long shaky breath, using your fists to wipe at your eyes.

"I feel better. And I'm tired."

He uncovered you and helped you stand, taking your face in his hands and kissing your forehead.

"Well let's get you to bed then."

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[tea-with-eleni]

This week in Darkon...

The party decided to strike off back to Barovia, but before they did, Azalin shared his research on some of the darklords. Specifically, Valachan.

See, in Valachan, the original darklord was slain. The person who did it, Chakuna, had to take on the darklord's curse. So. If they killed Strahd, who was going to take his curse?

Alternate option: What if they actually destroyed the domains of dread? What if they took down the dark powers? Nobody has researched this more than Azalin Rex, after all.

Azalin's plan to take down the dark powers:

A sufficiently large infusion of their antithesis, life energy/positive energy/soul energy via A Device

More competent assistants than Lowellyn Dachine

And where do you get a lot of soul energy? Murder. Maybe a lot of murder.

Okay, definitely a lot of murder. On the order of hundreds of murders.

The party didn't particularly like that plan, but they also didn't like the idea of becoming darklord. So they started throwing around some alternate ideas and came up with some delightful things I hadn't considered:

The gems powering the Martikov vinyard have a lot of life energy in them; they know where two are, but can they find the third?

Ecological terrorism, like a really massive blight spell, might be able to use plant energy in place of mortal souls, but it would also probably render the land where it was used permanently sterile

Sergei's powering the sunsword, maybe use something like that??

Whatever the Abbott is, he's a Big McFucking Deal

Mordenkainen is kind of a huge deal when it comes to spell invention and if they could un-crazy him, maybe he could come up with some alternate solutions

So, please, friends. Picture Mordenkainen effectively teaming up with Azalin Rex, Ludmilla Vilisevic, Volenta Popofsky, Ireena Kolyana, Ez d'Avenir, and my ragtag party of a cursed kobold artificer, a burned out goliath cook, a cloudcuckoolander halfling cleric, a Nice Guy rogue, a decomposing shag carpet of a bard, and a 'definitely not aspiring to become strahd and/or strahd's next bride over here' wizard.

Nothing could go wrong.

kinda can't wait.

[otiksimr]

my solution to fancy clothes are star trek uniforms! ez pz colors and stripes

That may not be the style I am going for but thank you dearie for the suggestion :)

[palmsandsunglasses]

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