#extensively

[frostbeees]

while we’re at Will/Mack tweets, did you see this yesterday? I have not stopped thinking about it

https://x.com/sheng_peng/status/1843735318882910566?s=46&t=PHXObdFzKK5r8dexP7Hdeg

Y E S

sheng is going to ride will smith's smile for MILES

[commiefaggoth]

Is it even worth it to watch season 4 of the umbrella academy?

[dualitysdownfall]

Coming in at just about 4,000 words and strong contender for top 5 dumbest things I've exerted intellectual effort on over the course of multiple days, I've just written an essay that thoroughly explains all the Homestuck quadrants both in canon's terms and in the terms of my favorite fics, as well as explaining why I think the fics did it better.

While it's written mainly from the perspective of critiquing the initial quadrant exposition in canon, it does thoroughly explain multiple perspectives on each quadrant, so it could possibly help someone who doesn't get quadrants so long as that person also doesn't mind reading really wordy, long paragraphs that keep referencing characters and stories they aren't familiar with. If you know anyone like that, share this with them and let me know how it goes I guess, LMAO

[thatiranianphantom]

But there is no Coach store here! How am I supposed to know if the bags I thrifted for, like, an absolute max of $8 each are authentic?!

[stregoniconiconii]

stobin being good with communication until it’s something like this would just be so.

Steve and robin can read each other’s minds but they both got anxiety </3 also tbh I don’t think they’re that good at communicating I think they’re both very used to keeping things internal that they had to Learn how to talk to each other and sometimes they fuck up. but they’re always on the same side <3

idk I think Steve would try to distance himself from them if he caught feelings for a girl robin is seeing. he doesn’t want to ruin anything for robin, especially if this is with vickie, that’s her first relationship! but robin would no way let Steve stay away for long, that’s her bestie, so a confrontation would definitely happen

I feel like how it plays out depends a bit on how we choose to have vickie react to this thing. how she feels towards Steve, what she would like to happen. if she ends up confessing attraction/like as well? hmm idk

I feel like it would mostly spark a conversation about how close Steve and robin are. bc like. im thinking that some of the hypothetical attraction between Steve and vickie would be forced proximity and they’re just doing what Steve and robin usually do. the thing is I kinda see Steve and robin as platonically in love with each other. they don’t have a ton of boundaries between them, the lines are blurry.

idk maybe this is one of those things where Steve and robin would realise that they would need to make some changes to their relationship. or maybe they have a threesome and vickie lives my bisexual dream

[whatiswhump]

IM SCREAMING

His name is Steve Rogers

[unexistz]

‘Text Me Back Im Bored’ is WAAAY too needy to send right ? I shouldn’t? 🧐🧐🧐🧐

[hepalien]

Hey rarepair shippers, I'm about to change your lives.

The AO3 Primary Ship Search add-on for Firefox (it's called AO3 First Tag Search for Chrome) adds this little checkbox to the AO3 advanced search page

And if you check the box, the search only returns fics where the pairing you entered is the first one tagged. This is better than the otp:true operator imo because it will show fics with secondary/background pairings too as long as your preferred ship is the main one.

You can even use the add-on in Firefox or Kiwi browser on Android mobile.

Have fun 😘

(more ao3 tips here)

[liimonadas]

randomly rememebered a very silly maya content creator AU i came up with like 2 years ago. its just dumb fun haha

[bet-on-me-13]

The weirdly competent Doctor

So! The Watchtower's Medical Bay is a hub of constant Activity. With the number of Heroes who work under the Justice League, there are always injuries, health check-Ups, and illnesses that need healing.

But with the amount of Variant Biologies that those Heroes have, it's always a guessing game as to how to help them best. Some Metahumans react positively to penicillin, but others react like it's their Kryptonite. Some Aliens have anatomy similar to Humans, others are so different you can't tell the Stomach from the Bladder.

So when they hired a New Doctor for the Medical Bay, they had to run him through an entire Course on Variant Biologies and how best to treat specific Heroes. It was long and difficult to remember fully, but it was necessary for him to know.

But then the new Doctor started correcting Them.

"Actually, Martian's react better to the Syrup of Eucalyptus Plants better than Penicillin, since Eucalyptus is very similar to a medicinal plant from Mars which they used in many of their antibiotics."

"I don't think just pumping double doses of sedative is the best way to calm down a Speedster, that could have adverse effects on their body. Perhaps try Psychic Intervention? Their minds move a Mile a Second, but if you can calm them down their bodies will follow suit."

"Of course you use Micro-Doses of Kryptonite to operate on Superman! What else would you do?! I don't know, maybe ask JLD to enchant your Equipment to make use of Kryptonian suseptiblity to Magic? The Kryptonite is just gonna give him Cancer!"

Of course the Doctors didn't take kindly to being rudely corrected by a newbie, and Fired him on his first day.

Then a few days later their usual Treatments don't work, and they decide to give those strategies the Quack Doctor gave them out of desperation.

And Lo and Behold, they work! Martian Manhunter is fully healed and feels much better than the previous times he has needed surgery. Apparently they used a different Antibiotic that worked better with his Biology. Which was incredible, how had they figured it out?

Another Doctor you say? One who was experienced on Martian Biology and Medicinal History? He would very much like to meet with the man!

...

What do you mean you fired him for talking back?!

[dingbatsy]

Guys stoooop you're giving away his feelings!

[akanemnon]

How to be an annoying little jerk 101

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[wiitchkins]

hi I went a little nuts about the new marinette design and came up with like 15 alternatives.

my initial goal was to come up with a. “””better”””” design, while still adhering to what seem to be the show’s limitations.

*Core Idea* Try to keep her design recognizably “Marinette” as depicted in the show. Anyway lemme know what your favs are thanks

some vague guidelines I made for myself below.

1. Black outerwear, white shirt, pink shorts/pants. (Color palette revolves around the black/pink/white palette, the new design shows her with tights of some kind so we can play with that a bit more. Shoes we can be a bit creative with.)

2. Keep it “age appropriate” per the G rating / 8-13 intended audience. This is vague but mostly just avoiding things that are too trendy or showing “too much” skin- to be clear I don’t have a personal problem with that but we’re playing by the shows rules for teens. Pretending I have an exec to pitch these to.

3. It seems like the show has pretty limited fabric sim - keeping the silhouette close to the model, can’t really have loose fabric, boxy/oversized fits or super unique/specific textures (knit vs leather can probably be implied but don’t expect too much accurate detail)

Please ignore that I drew 3 purse designs. I don't have strong feelings about them.

Some of these designs I think are pretty basic and mid, a couple I really like, and some I think are a bit unrealistic. fun exercise nonetheless.

[prideprejudce]

people will always blame alicent and rhaenyra or even daemon for sparking the start of the civil war but at the end of the day it will always come back to viserys and his cowardly decisions. as soon as he allowed himself to be bullied to remarry and to have more kids again, he officially sewed the seeds together for future conflict after his death no matter who he married. like if he had married laena instead of alicent and had sons with her, would the outcome have been so different? do you think rhaenys and corlys would have stood on the sidelines and watched their grandson get passed over? especially after rhaenyra had illegitimate sons that weren't even laenors? that they wouldn't have petitioned their own dance? the snake will always eat its own tail for power, and viserys doomed rhaenyra to her death with his own

[saintartemis]

Someday I'm going to write a book about working in museums and have an entire chapter dedicated to the weird things people have said to or have asked me. On second thought maybe I’ll make that the whole book.

[marxism-transgenderism]

I can't stop thinking about the connection between early American settlers in the midwest and the creation of the myth of Johnny Appleseed as a way to explain away the miles and miles of indigenous food gardens as the creation of early settlers and the early Zionist settlers in Palestine who wanted to build Jewish-only farming communities and the use of the word sabra (a term used during the mandate system for a Jewish person who was born in Palestine) in global marketing to sell middle eastern foods grown exclusively by settlers rather than by indigenous Palestinians. How both are used to 'indigenize' settlers in the wider culture to the regions they invaded and erase the actual indigenous people who grew apples or corn or olive trees or chickpeas