#extensively

[sarcastic-clapping]

a couple of months ago i was out in my backyard and a mostly white barred owl came down out of nowhere during the day and landed on a branch right in front of me and i froze and we just stared at each other for like. a solid minute. and then it flew away. and naturally i told everyone about this immediately because i was like holy shit an OWL!!! 🦉😧‼️ and it was RIGHT THERE 🫵 🤯

and naturally no one believed me because i was out there smoking weed alone and it was the middle of the day. BUT i just saw him again….and it was too dark to get a picture. BUT i got a RECORDING in my BIRD ID APP and i’m about to be soooooo vindicated when they all wake up and see my frantic texts and screen recordings about it in the group chat. because i’m sure they will all remember this incident from many many months ago just as i have and they’ll be sooooo embarrassed

[frostbeees]

while we’re at Will/Mack tweets, did you see this yesterday? I have not stopped thinking about it

https://x.com/sheng_peng/status/1843735318882910566?s=46&t=PHXObdFzKK5r8dexP7Hdeg

Y E S

sheng is going to ride will smith's smile for MILES

[commiefaggoth]

Is it even worth it to watch season 4 of the umbrella academy?

[wakingfromthewater]

Woke up, registered my alarm had been going off for half an hour, realized I had a very explicit sex dream about my friend last night, and was literally like "we don't have time to unpack that right now."

[thatiranianphantom]

But there is no Coach store here! How am I supposed to know if the bags I thrifted for, like, an absolute max of $8 each are authentic?!

[3liza]

if you have the Honey browser extension installed, uninstall it immediately. big big story broke on youtube today strongly indicating that Honey has been massively defrauding basically everyone who does any business with them at every level, including influencers, customers, and actual retailers.

the short version of ONE of the alleged crimes is that they've been hijacking referral links and codes. if you have honey installed on your browser at all, and you use any referral code from anyone, there is a high probability honey will swap out the referral link identifier for their own even if they don't provide a coupon at checkout.

they also are just lying to you, and hiding coupons that very much exist. they're completely fraudulent

paypal bought honey in 2019 for 4 billion, so paypal has been strip mining the influencer economy for 5 years now. the amount of money that's been essentially stolen is unfathomable

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

I need to print that

[rubberbandballqueen]

file extension which answers the question asked by the file name

[catzgam3rz]

Mindcraft... Cow.... (But Chilly)

[whatiswhump]

IM SCREAMING

His name is Steve Rogers

[unexistz]

‘Text Me Back Im Bored’ is WAAAY too needy to send right ? I shouldn’t? 🧐🧐🧐🧐

[maiko-coy]

I think they'll get along quite well, actually...

[trekkerac]

it does not matter who you are! stanley will lie to your face! and trick you into following some rando who's not even dead or gonna die for miles out of town!

👻💀All Frankenghost drawings💀👻

[thestuffedalligator]

Curious Archive’s newest video about the cultural history of unicorns draws a connection between the huge market of selling “unicorn horn” in sixteenth century Europe and the modern presence of the unicorn as a commercialized symbol across unicorn stickers and unicorn toys and unicorn breakfast cereals and comes to the conclusion, “From the moment we first captured the unicorn, we’ve been selling it”

And I had to stare at the wall for a bit

[late-night-chai-latte]

"Come, lay down and let me take care of you"