#explosions are cool

[bartistic]

tim, drunk and coerced into a game of two truths and a lie with jason, dick, and steph: okay ummmm i— haha. i have the highest body count in the family, Lobo has a contract out on me and… PFFT i’m dating a guy

jason, also drunk: well the gay thing isn’t news but i call bullshit on the body count, you’re like 15. the fuck did you do to get Lobo after you?

steph, the only sober one, eager to sow chaos: oh Lobo would never kill Tim, they’re buddies. they’re going out for disc golf on saturday.

dick, possibly the drunkest: tim. tim what do you mean you’ve got a body count higher than B’s. our father is a slut.

tim: nonono Bruce doesn’t kill :( that’s his Ruleeee

jason: TIMMERS. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’VE GOT A BODY COUNT.

tim: ahahaha do you guys have any idea how many assassins i’ve blown up?

steph: TIM. WHAT

tim: [cartoon explosion noises]….KERPLOOEY

[critterbitter]

The Dreamyard’s the singed ruins of the once Pokemon Energy Labratory. About five years ago, this swath of land was left abandoned due to dangerous levels of psychic energy saturating the air. Today, it serves as a Munna and Musharina nest, and is slowly being reopen to the public as a conservation site.

Are the children in awe of the Dreamyard’s fridge horror history? Probably not. Are they enjoying themselves in the spooky abandoned ruins? Definitely.

Masterpost for more fun pokemon doodles!

[prokopetz]

To be fair, there are perfectly practical filmmaking reasons why cool guys don't look at explosions:

Most low to medium budget productions don't use compositing or CGI to put the actor in the same shot as the explosion – they just put the actor much further away from the explosion than you think they are, and use forced perspective tricks to minimise the apparent distance. There are a limited number of camera angles those tricks permit, and most of them require the actor to be directly between the explosion and the camera.

In spite of the fact that the distance between the explosion and the actor is larger than you think, mistakes happen, and the best way to avoid catching a piece of flying debris in the eye is to direct your line of sight away from the explosion.

"Cool guy slowly walking away from explosion" happens to be a very obvious way of satisfying both of those safety constraints.

[aman-duuh]

lesbianklok save me .. save me lesbianklok.....

[matchstique]

Country roads~~~

take me home~~

@onionninjasstuff ‘s dtyis ft. the villainous pb & j duo

[dominaecaede]

the cost of war.

[dangoulains-devotion]

[sincericida]

ANDREW GARFIELD and FLORENCE PUGH for Bustle.

“'Ultimately, it’s a story about choosing the life we want for ourselves and making the most of the time we have." Bustle cover stars Andrew Garfield and Florence Pugh on their once-in-a-lifetime love story ‘We Live In Time’ - in theaters NY/LA today, nationwide October 18.”

(X)

[smoosie]

The lonely scarecrow

"Stand at the crossroads and look. Ask which paths are the old, reliable paths. Ask which way leads to blessings.

Live that way, and find a resting place for yourselves.

But you said that you wouldn’t live that way."

[Jeremiah 6.16]

(HD version on my deviantART account)

[rainboweemart]

Bloody weeding 💍☠️

Reference pic

[and-his-hands-were-24-crows]

Hi can I interest anybody in my plans to annihilate a company office party based on this post by @dragonmouth?

This is a really good plan and literally nothing can go wrong.

[bogmonstergeneral]

y’all gonna make fun of me if i post my teeth references

[idiot-mushroom]

they are besties, to me

venus on the right belongs to @phykoha

[whiskyarts]

she's his idol

[justsomeonenamedskyla]

i'm so normal i'm so normal i'm so normal i'm so norma-

[skrunksthatwunk]

a drawing from toki