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pardi-real · 2 years ago
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Butler's Halloween / Chapter 9 - Halloween-like
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~ After a while ~
Lono: "Alright!
I guess I'm done with the prototype. Scone with lots of pumpkin and… Mont Blanc made with freshly harvested chestnuts! Well, here you go! Please taste it guys."
I tasted the scones and the mont blancs as requested by Lono. Both were as delicious as those from the finest stores.
> "So tasty!"
Fennesz: "Yes! That's what I'm talking about, Lono."
Nac: "It is hard to believe that you can make pastries this good on such a small budget… I am sure the visitors will love these treats as well."
Lono: "Oh, I see… it's good, then."
Contrary to our great satisfaction with the taste... Lono's expression seemed a bit less cheerful.
> "What's wrong, Lono?"
Lono: "Huh? No, um…"
Fennesz: "Could it be… there is something on your mind?"
Lono: "Nah… It's not something that bothers me that much. If I could expect more... I just think it looks a little too plain."
Nac: "The looks...?"
Lono: "Yes. I think this pastry lacks a festive touch… Normally, Bastien and I would come up with a decorative touch afterwards."
Nac: "I see… Lono, you were thinking that 'the sweets should have fun Halloween-like decorations,' right?"
Lono: "Oh, no! I was just wondering. We don't have a budget this time... I think it's good enough as it is."
Nac: "Hmmm… Indeed, Lono's concern is valid. I think the customers might appreciate it if the snacks had a little more impact. So here is a suggestion.... How about decorating the mont blancs with orangettes?"
> "Orangette...?"
Nac: "Fufu… And then we can use this chocolate to draw a face on the mont blanc… If we cut the orangette and decorate it like ears... See? Isn't it cute?"
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Fennesz: "It's true! Just like Muu!"
Lono: "Hahaha! Yes, this one has a great impact! This will definitely sell, no doubt about it!"
> "Great idea, Nac"
Nac: "Fufufu. Thank you very much, my lord."
Fennesz: "Ah, but... It certainly looks so much better... But if we were to add orangettes...  I think that would be way over our budget, wouldn't it?"
Nac: "No problem, don't worry about that. I usually have a stockpile of orangette ingredients. If it's not enough, I will pay for it out of my own pocket. Therefore, the budget of the mansion will not be charged at all!"
Lono: "Eh? But then… Mr. Nac, you'll have to pay for everything yourself…"
> "Are you sure about that?"
Nac: "Yes, no problem at all. I can make even better pastries with my beloved orangettes… and if it can even save the mansion from its financial crisis… I couldn't be happier!"
Lono: "R-really? You're not actually pushing yourself too hard, right? Mr. Nac, you always put the mansion before yourself…"
Nac: "Well, well? Are you really that worried about me, Lono?"
Lono: "Of course I am. I have the impression that you're always working, Mr. Nac. I'm an early riser myself, and yet it's still a mystery to me when you sleep."
Fennesz: "That's right... Nac's workload is quite heavy, even among the butlers. He goes out for negotiations together with Mr. Lucas.... He handles most of the external affairs.
In addition to that, he handles the tedious financial and administrative matters… He even goes on night patrols every night…
The phrase 'behind the scenes'... It really is meant for Nac."
> "You are amazing, Nac"
Nac: "Fufufu… Thank you very much, everyone. Your kind words are very much appreciated. But please do not worry! I, Nac, am really fine. It's my pleasure to be of service to the lord and everyone in the mansion.  Even now, I am filled with happiness when I receive words of gratitude from everyone like this…"
Lono: "Is that so? I sure hope that's the case... Oh, that's right. When I have time, I'll make you an orangette.
Actually, I heard that you like orangettes… so I've been studying the recipe for orangette.
I will make you the most delicious orangette in the world! Please keep an eye out for it."
Nac: "Oh...! What a kind and energetic young man. Thank you very much. I am eagerly looking forward to it. Also, if possible, could you prepare one for the lord as well…?"
Lono: "Of course! Please look forward to it."
> "Thank you, guys"
Fennesz: "Fufu... In any case, it seems that the treats for the party will be fine now."
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gasstationpopcorn · 16 days ago
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me @ kris's latest selfie: oh who's that pretty bo- hold on hold on a minute hold on honey
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this is both sinister and diabolical....
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biggest concert of our career, 20k people... good grief
#and it just goes on and on and ON#and locals have to stare at their big circus eyesore for the next year all around the place l m a o#i truly REFUSE to believe žiga did this. first of all he didn't acknowledge collaboration w/jo on his socials at all while jo tagged him#and žiga's other work does not look like this okay i know he likes to break letters now but NOT LIKE THIS#baffling experience ngl#did they only tag him on the promo cause they used his type for the text?#did they pay him 3 cents gave him 3 minutes and a prayer to do this logo and the whole graphic?#WHY IS MARK PIRC TAGGED ON A PROMO? is mark's vision tm at play here? for which sins? have ppl not suffered enough?#*waking up in cold sweat at night whispering why is mark pirc tagged on a promo*#I have so so many questions about how this came to be#and when they saw this after a resize did no one think bro 💀 it's ugly#while yes of course it'd be too late if they had already placed ads etc but#seems like they printed one poster for this specific purpose of doing how many TikTok bits and ig stories RIGHT NEXT TO IT. ZOOMED IN.#they had time to look at it and say oh noooooo let's clean this stinker. it's not if they are short on time? this thing is in a year?#take a day? if we presume no one noticed anything wonky and it only came up on a big format which it happens it happens...#if u know u gon FILM IT UP close and put KRIS in front of it yet the horrors will prevail and distract even ME from KRIS. take a fucking da#my goodness i am but a library of confusion#žiga spill the tea what's up come to my window whisper it in my ear i plead#the biggest concert bigger than esc bigger than stozice capacity of 20k ppl some tickets cost 120 eur no?#should you expect a ball pit dashcon style in the spar fan pit#is it mark pirc himself tagged on a promo graphic or it is just the looming ever haunting danger of mark's vision tm#i have lost my miind i have looooooost my miiiiind with this selfie#they truly said come come piggy here's you slop well let me tell you THEY DON'T SLOP PIGS ANYMORE!!!! even pigs are on intricate diets#misc.posts
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critter-captures · 9 months ago
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Snake collection post, all taken at Dierenpark De Oliemeulen in September 2024:
Corn snake (Pantherophis guttatus guttatus)
same as #1 (corn snake)
Beautiful pit viper / Brown-spotted pit viper (Trimeresurus venustus)
Indian python (Python molurus) (albino)
Egyptian cobra (Naja haje)
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fushiguruuzzzz · 15 days ago
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apologies for my absence, fandom folk. motivation been awllll over the place as of late; i’ve barely been able to even answer text messages or handle basic maintenance let alone write/post 💔 this is NOT an attention seek post do not pity me I just feel bad i’ve been feeling + acting so blegh lately and it’s so not meeeee ugghh
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valenfield-inspo · 2 years ago
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Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield Resident Evil: Revelations (2012)
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taffywabbit · 1 year ago
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i just woke up so i haven't actually watched the pokemon direct thingy yet, but i heard they mentioned they aren't pushing out another console release at all for 2024 and if that's true then frankly THAT news is way more hype than any actual game announcement could ever be. go girl let us wait!! this is genuinely what i've been begging for for years now
like, oh a new Legends game? that's neat i guess. oh wait it's being given literally ANY time to cook and they aren't crunching Game Freak to hell and back in order to pump out a bunch of half-baked annual releases for the first time in ages?? NOW we're fuckin talking. LOVE to see the torturous cycle broken
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arachnid-party · 10 months ago
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>be me
>17. light skinned kid. 5’0 little girl
>pick up order at local burger joint
>go to leave store and get back into my truck
>car is pulling in to the spot next to the truck
>panic because i wont be able to open the truck door if the truck pulls in (it is a big black truck)
>frantically open truck door like i am about to get shot
>hear “hey hey hey!!!!” from the drivers seat
>look up
>old bald black man
>apologize profusely and say i thought he was my mom
>i meant it
>go to my mom, mortified
>black man looks over to see what my mom looks like
>hispanic woman
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how2forgive · 10 months ago
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why r there so many hit tweets that are just like. the worst piece of writing youve ever read. i know i know they dont make statues out of critics etc etc but do they know notes app babble doesn't equate to prose or poetry..........whatever it makes sense all the good stuff is here on tumblr <3
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genderqueerpond · 2 years ago
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IF 👏 YOU 👏 DIDN'T 👏 READ 👏 THE 👏 FOOTNOTES 👏 YOU 👏 HAVEN'T 👏 READ 👏 HOUSE 👏 OF 👏 LEAVES 👏 (you have read The Navidson Record)
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daeyumi · 2 years ago
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What's the premise of your cycle of the stars au?
I just came across your blog thanks to the #legendofzelda tag, and I'm already invested. It's all so beautiful, and you do really really amazing art.
Aaaaaa thank u so much!! 🥹💖💖💖💖
It’s based on a theory i had about botw back before the game was released, essentially: why does link wake up alone in a tank of water with no memories? what if it was because he didn’t even exist before that point?
In my au, the holder of the triforce of courage never appears; and Zelda, knowing the prophecy that talks about the wielders of Wisdom, Courage, and Power, bioengineers a synthetic Hylian to play the role of Hero and right the balance of the world (that ofc being Link in my au).
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teh-nos · 5 months ago
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Now that the fic has become E-rated I have made that E-rating work hard, by which I mean the latter half the fic has a lot of porn in it to make up for the 'slow' burn of the first half.
Chapter 13: Five Minutes
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cryoriku · 3 months ago
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No I think it's really cool and awesome that i've literally had to fight for my life for everything i've ever gotten.It's awesome.It's sexy. and fight for things I didn't get. i remembered a really cool example recently.
from kindergarten to my senior year of high school, I was an honor student and people expected me to get like my ph. D or whatever. i graduated in 2020, i won this extremely difficult to obtain highly competitive scholarship. it was supposed to be a full ride. then I couldn't fuxking use it because somehow, with some fine print, it wasn't a full ride. i had to forfeit it for some other scholarship that I had that I got because I was poor (lol) and that was supposed to also be a full ride, because i couldnt have both, and that wasn't either. And I didn't know until I was almost on my second semester and had thousands of dollars unpaid.
Then I was forced to move states (moved back in w my parents, who moved to a new state the week after i started college) due to the financial hardship because I'd also lost my job due to covid, so i had to give up that scholarship, too. my new job weirdly had a scholarship program and I worked my ass off to win it, then I never got paid out. i was in Florida and the headquarters was in Ohio. the woman who was supposed to be overseeing it was a total bitch and so was her assistant. so I had to drag my boss, my boss's boss, and the president of the corporation into a long-winded email chain and play telephone tag with corporate and my new school's finance dept in order to actually acquire the funds that i had earned. the kicker is that I didn't actually receive it by the deadline, because of that bitch prolonging the process, so I still had to take out another few thousand dollar loan in order to pay for my tuition. i couldn't apply it to the next semester because I was on my last semester ( due to the chaos that was my college experience, I took a lot of classes over breaks, so I could finish early and I only got an associates). i don't remember how i accomplished this, but somehow I got the school to just give me the money. Since it was like I paid them a surplus that I wasn't using, I guess? so thank fuck after all that fighting i was actually able to benefit from that. but yeah. nothing in my life ever comes fucking easy.
And if anyone ever wonders why an "academic genius" with huge ambitions to do a great many wonderous things beyond what i am doing now stopped themself at a 2 year degree, THIS IS WHY.
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logicpng · 2 years ago
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had to commit to the bit. outfits based on Windows Me-tan and Windows 2000-tan respectively
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mikittalabs · 2 years ago
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yea sex is cool, but did you know that between may 24th and july 31st of 2017, japanese players that have reached act 3 of fire emblem echoes could go to a 7-eleven and connect to a hotspot on their 3ds, which would spawn an npc you could talk to in 1 of 2 different game locations (zofia castle on alm's route, zofia port on celica's). this npc would give you one of several items once per day until the event's end. the first 2 items you get guaranteed are the seven sword and eleven shield, which have boosted effects between turns 7 and 11. the sword at max forges has 7 might and 110 hit, and the shield gives 4 defense and 3 resistance. the sword's blade is also shaped like a 7, and the shield has a clock pattern with the hands pointing to 11:00. after receiving the sword and shield, you could continue to talk to the npc, who would give you a random food item based on 7-eleven's menu.
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solarianvoidthearoace · 2 years ago
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Being autistic is when
Either, I listen to and comprehend what you’re saying.
Or, I make eye-contact and control my facial expression.
Pick. One.
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aintashes · 1 year ago
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my desire to use normal sized text because i love the way it looks is doing serious battle with my desire to only have daryl's dialogue be normal sized rn
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