#except KakaNaru -_-

[rayshippouuchiha]

Ray - Kakanaru prompt.

Uzumaki Naruto had a lot of fears growing up. Fears like ghosts, thiefs, villagers, him fading away and no one noticing, him losing people he considers his family, needles, for a while Orochimaru and snakes etc.

The one fear he was never able to outgrow, a fear that unlike everything else didn't fade away or turn into a life lesson, despite facing missing nin, reanimated PPL, tailed beasts, controlled allies, sentient plant matter, and a freaking alien is the fear of ghosts.

It would all have been fine. Maybe even something the others could have an incredulous laugh on except it's not fine when this critical information is revealed in the midst of a C turned deadly SS rank mission with Kakashi and Naruto separated from the rest of the team and transported to a new place,facing what is essentially seeming to be an encounter with the paranormal.

It is certainly not hilarious when someone who is essentially the saviour of the shinobi world starts collapsing at the seams, his body, mind and chakra reacting catastrophically to a threat only he perceives. The worst part is that Kurama isn't putting a stop to his host's idioticy. (Not my personal pov. This is strictly from Kakashi's view)

Or- Kakashi is a bastard. Naruto keeps way too many things hidden. Their relationship suffered and since then never repaired when Naruto met Tsunade and Shizune and understood the true meaning of the term sensei and mentor. And Kakashi- like every other time in his life - when he saw one of the few good things in his life spilling from his hand like grains of sand didn't bother closing his fist until it was too late.

Or- Naruto has Phasmophobia and much like everything else this ties back into his shitty childhood in Konoha. Kurama knows everything. And there have always been spirits and supernatural at play when it concerned Naruto. It was not sheer dumb luck or resilience that helped him survive Konoha after all.

There is a reason children shouldn't be left unsupervised. And now the others can only watch as these forces take away what is rightfully theirs.

fuck I'd read the shit out of this

[phinkslave]

Hi, since you said you're down to write some Kakanaru stuff here's my idea and plots. Obviously you can just write the stuff you're comfortable with writing about.

AU: modern (Top possessive Kakashi x bottom golden retriever innocent Naruto). Kakashi-centric/ Kakashi POV

Pairing: Kakashi(35 yrs old)/ Naruto(aged up-20 years old), Shikamaru/ Temari (mentioned), Obito/Rin (mentioned, married and have kids), etc.

Tags (i guess?): smutty, angst with fluff happy ending

Rating: Explicit (D/S undertones. Pet names/Praise kink)

Background: Kakashi is a detective and Naruto is a college student (occupation is mentioned for details). They met at a chess club that Shikamaru dragged Naruto to (they're besties) and Kakashi over heard Naruto complaning about getting rejected by Sakura, but somehow the fact Naruto's bi slips (just to introduce that he likes dudes) during the convo and Kakashi took interests in Naru because he likes how Naru looks, and the fact that he could potentially pursue Naru due to the fact that he likes guys. After that he kept going back to the chess club to stalk on Naru, then eventually pretends to bump into Naruto and the rest is history.

Plot: Kashi gets to know Naru more and meet up outside of chess club, and he started tutoring Naru on some of the subjects Naru gets stuck on at uni, only to discover that Naru is pretty smart but just doesn't care much about his future. He only acts silly because he's a golden retriever but ppl think he stupid. (kakashi also discovers that Naru is rich because he inherited a big company from his dead parents) - Iruka takes care of the company until Naru is good enough to be CEO (which he technically is because he's 20).

On Naru part - Naru gets rejected by Sakura and she's kind of a toxic girl because not only does she take advantage of Naruto but she also leads Naru on whenever she misses her crush (Sasuke- who is Naruto's close friend, they're on good terms in this one). Sasuke is in the friend group (sasuke, neji, choji, ino, Hinata, shikamaru, shino, etc - except Sakura cus she toxic) . And Naru would submit to Sakura's asks like taking her to places and get her stuff to please her. Which Shikamaru would disapprove of and he'd try to protect Naru.

Kakashi has commitment issues and even tho he took interests first in Naruto but he didn't want to commit because he failed multiple relationships in the past due to his nonchalant nature. Which is where the angst comes from because Naru would get mixed signals from Kashi.

Naru desperately wants to date Kashi but to Kashi Naru is just a FWB, but Kashi wants to keep Naru on a hook because he's also obsessed with Naruto and wants to keep Naru to himself. But he's a hypocrite because he's very protective of Naruto and would mock/ uses sarcasm towards Sakura when he smells her taking advantage of Naruto, or anyone who takes interests in Naru.

Naru is a golden retriever and a people pleaser so he kept thinking Kakashi doesn't commit to him because he's not good enough for him. Naru always thinks there's something wrong with him because he's insecure and doesn't think he's good enough.

Also Hinata has a crush on Naruto but only Kakashi notices it and because he's possessive he would get super jealous.

The story goes on about Naru pleasing Kashi by doing whatever Kashi says but never asks anything back. It's angsty until Kashi notices he's been selfish (unintentionally - because Kashi is pretty sweet, just easily jealous/possesive) and he also realized he fell in love with Naruto. Kashi couldn't handle his feelings so he avoided Naru for a while. But eventually Kashi confesses his feelings with Naruto after Shika came to Kashi and confronted him.

In this verse Obito and Rin are Kashi's best friends growing up. His past relationships are described as him just not caring about the other person and a workaholic/nonchalant and unexpressive. Obito is the one who has to keep dragging Kashi out of work. Yamato is Kashi's coworker for more background information.

Physical Description: pretty much like the show where whiskered blondie Naruto is muscular and stronk and Kakashi is also as ripped. Only difference is Naru has slightly longer hair and wears glasses cus he looks hot with it haha.

Explicit stuff: Half a Virgin Naruto (he got a bj at some point by a girl when he was younger but that's it). Kakashi is dommy and he took Naruto's virginity. Naruto has never dated or been with anyone before.

Kakashi discovers that Naruto has a thing for praises and pet names (baby, good boy). Naru calls Kashi "sensei" in the bedroom sometimes when he slips up and Kashi's feral with it. (Basically theme 1,4,5,6,12,14 in your list on how the sex goes)

P/S: I'm sorry it got too long (I got specific cus I never do such a request so I'm just trying to not be vague about it). I don't know if too specific requests/ description bothers writer so if it does I'm sorry :(( Thanks for reading till the end!

The Chess Club Encounter

okay, i’m ngl this was soo fun to write but also so far the hardest thing ever. i genuinely hope you like this cuz it was a lot to take in and i just hope i did it up to your standards or up to at least something you expected. I wasn’t comfortable writing the smut part for kakashi and naruto but i implied it at the end so i hope you enjoy. 💞

Warnings: language, implied smut, talk about oral sex, angst, happy ending

BRO THIS WAS SO HARD???????????? LIKE I KNOW I DIDNT EVEN DO IT RIGHT AND IM SO SORRY I TRULY DIDNT WANNA LET YOU DOWN.

Kakashi Hatake. He was leaning against the doorway of Konoha universities chess club, his sharp eye observing the room. He was watching the chess match, but to be honest to himself, that wasn’t the reason he was there. What had really brought him here was a golden-haired, blue-eyed young man who had caught his interest.

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Naruto didn’t know how he found himself to be in a classroom, playing chess with shikimaru. His fellow college student dragging him to the club. They sat across from each other, having some idle talk. Kakashi strained to listen, catching snippets of the conversation. At some points they were talking about chakra, when all of a sudden Naruto spoke up, and with his next sentence his expression being a little gloomy.

A loud sigh left naruto as he began, “Bro, she really rejected me again,” Naruto looking dejected. “I really thought that maybe this time…it’d be somewhat different ya know.”

Shikamaru rolled his eyes. “Sakura’s not worth it, Naruto. I don’t know why your so stuck on her. She’s genuinely such a drag. I don’t get why you keep trying. Go for a girl with some decency, like hinata for example.”

Naruto’s face flushed. “I know, but it’s hard, you know? I mean, I like girls and guys, so if we talk about it in that sense, i could have anyone….. but…even so. ”

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Kakashi’s interest piqued. Naruto was bi? since when? for how long? Kakashis mind was racing. His hope just grew ten times. Maybe he did have a chance. This information was pretty new to kakashi. Nevertheless he was hopeful. He continued to frequent the chess club, watching from afar. Using his detective skills to always listen in on his conversations without actually having to approach the two boys. Constantly trying to find the right moment to approach Naruto.

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After a few weeks have gone by of kakashi finding out about naruto’s sexuality. He decided it was time to make his move. He would really weird himself out if he continued to just stalk the young man. Using the weeks he calculated naruto as thoroughly as he could using his detective skills. Knowing the little details like how on tuesdays he leaves at 6pm and how thursdays he doesn’t show up. Though, on friday, he planned to exit the same time naruto did. Planning to ‘accidentally’ run into him as they both left the clubs classroom.

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“Sorry about that,” Kakashi said, his tone casual yet calculated, giving the back of his head a scratch with a closed eye smile. “Naruto? I’m surprised to see you out here.”

Naruto blinked up at him, “surprised? i’m not a dumb kid anymore sensei! … Also just because i’m in the chess club, it doesn’t make me smart.” He crossed his arms, gruffly finishing his sentence.

Kakashi chuckled. “Easy Uzumaki. I’m just joking. Though, how have you been, it’s been so long. I like the long hair for a change.”

They started talking, finding common ground easily. Kakashi did used to be his sensei, he knew naruto’s interests. making it easy for him to keep a conversation going. Though it has been a while, kakashi was happy to have learned about his university subjects.

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“Yeah so my chakra control class. Sometimes kurama can be annoying and it’s hard to not flip out ya know. Sauske has been tryna help, but he just can’t explain right sometime.”

Kakashi had to take his chance.

“If you’d like Naruto, i could help you train.” It was risky, as it’s been so long but why would he say no?

“hm? Really kakashi sensei? I don’t wanna be a bot-“

“No no, not at all, really I insist.

“Alright then!”

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Ever since that one interaction, Kakashi and Naruto’s meetings became more frequent, ranging from not only meeting at the chess club, but also universities training grounds, library and even the local ichiraku ramen spots, sometimes not even to study. It would just be a hangout or even just to have dinner together. Kakashi tutored Naruto in various subjects, noticing that Naruto is much smarter then he’s been given credit for. He had the potential of a genius, he just lacked due to laziness.

“You’re actually pretty brilliant, Naruto,” Kakashi said during one of their sessions. “Why don’t you try like this often? If i’m being honest, you dont even need my help.”

Naruto shrugged. “I don’t know…guess I just don’t see the point sometimes. Everyone looks at me, they all expect me to take over the company mom and dad left behind. Though to be completely honest with you sensei…I don’t know if that’s what i want yet.”

Kakashi was intrigued. Sure a company could be a lot of work, but the pay would be great. Not only that, it’s way better compared to any little lousy job the village provides. Naruto was quite wealthy nonetheless, Iruka managing the company until Naruto was ready, constantly making sure Naruto still gets his share of money to be able to stabilize his life. This just made kakashi yearn for naruto’s love more. Showing how great naruto is. He doesn’t care about money or things like that, he just wants himself to be happy with who he ends up being.

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Kakashi is a patient person. Not only that, but it also takes a lot to get under his skin. One simple thing that makes his blood boil….Saukra. Naruto’s interactions with Sakura frustrated Kakashi. Saukra was a toxic girl. It was so clear to everyone as well, so why was Naruto so blinded?? Using Naruto whenever it suited only her. He has never seen someone as selfish as her. Well, sure he has as he’s gone against mainly evil people, but at least they openly admit to their wrong actions. Sakura acts like a little oblivious girl to naruto whenever she is in need. Constantly leading him on, giving him false home, asking for money. Kakashi would catch himself constantly overhearing her making demands, demands that Naruto would always be quick to comply with. Much to Shikamaru’s disapproval.

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Kakashi and Naruto were getting ready to leave a quick study session. They were walking in silence, but it wasn’t an awkward silence. It was somewhat a comforting one. Kakashi couldn’t hold back his thoughts. His mind still stuck on the way Naruto lets sakura treat him. He knows he’s smarter than that, he knows that naruto knows he’s being used. “You know, Naruto, you deserve better than how she treats you.”

Naruto looked down. “What are you talkin about?”

“Why do you constantly feel the need to keep her happy? You know deep down how bad of a person she is.”

Naruto made a frustrated expression, “Kakashi sensei, with all due respect, i want to hit you for what you just said…..but I know. I know what she’s doing, she thinks she’s slick. All I just want is to make sure she’s her happy….if she’s happy, then that’s all that matters.”

Kakashi was taken back just a bit by his sudden threat, but he ignored it. “It’s not your job to please everyone, Naruto,” Kakashi said, his tone softening, giving a light chuckle, “Sure you can write literally save the entire world, but when it comes to happiness, not everyone can be happy. Keep her happy, i’m not saying don’t, but not at the cost of your own happiness.”

naruto squinted his eyes at kakashi, arms resting on the top of his head. “Geez kakashi you really are such a mentor.”

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Despite kakashi being glad at his growing closeness to naruto, he felt like he struggled with his own issues. Issues like commitment. He generally likes Naruto, more than he cared to admit, but that wouldn’t be fair to all his past relationships. All of them failing due to his nonchalant nature. He couldn’t help but sometimes be so emotionless. Even though he felt different with Naruto, he didn’t want to hurt Naruto. He didn’t want to risk losing any ounce of friendship he’s worked so hard to have made.

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“Kakashi sensei!” Naruto bumped into kakashi at the little convenient store by the training grounds. Kakashi has avoided all last 3 study sessions and without giving naruto anything more of a ‘i’m busy’.

“oh, Naruto. Hello.”

“What’s up! where have you beeen. I need you, my grades gone down 2 percent.”

kakashi gave a light chuckle, “Naruto even during our study sessions, it would mainly be you, you got this.” As he attempted to walk away.

“wait,” naruto grabbed his wrist, clearly causing kakashi to be flustered, “when is our next session?”

“i’m sorry naruto i have to go,” gently pulling his wrist away and rushing out of the shop.

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Even though kakashi was staying distant. He still couldn’t deny the possessive streak that emerged whenever someone else showed interest in him. Even as quiet as Hinata’s crush on Naruto, it only fueled Kakashi’s jealousy, and his protectiveness over Naruto became more apparent. Kakashi was resting in the detective joint apartments with yamato.

“kakashi senpai, i’ve seen the changes that you had when you were with naruto. You were more alive and happy. i worry for your mental health, all you do is just stay in bed now.” Yamato said with his blank expression.

“Yamato. Please i’m fine.” Kakashi said with a sigh.

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Shikamaru confronted Kakashi.

“You’re hurting him, you know. Naruto’s done nothing but try to make you happy, and you keep pushing him away. You love bombed him. and if i’m being honest, thats worst then anything sakura has ever done. You gave naruto genuine hope.” Evident annoyance in shikimarus face.

“stay out of it shikimaru.”

“why should I? your hurting my bestfriend, im not gonna sit back and watch.” he said, lighting a cigarette. “Naruto nonstop talks about you, excited, only thing he has was your guys’ lil sessions and now, you won’t even give him homework help? pathetic.”

Kakashi was forced to face his feelings. Realizing how unfair he’d been, “shikimaru, will you help me.”

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For a little while longer Kakashi avoided Naruto, struggling with his feelings. But eventually, he couldn’t stay away any longer. With shikimarus help, he found his way outside of naruto’s dorm. Knocking on the door.

Naruto opened the door with a blank face, “kakashi? what are you doing here?”

the first thing that popped in kakashis head was to why naruto didn’t call him sensei? “Naruto, that’s kinda disrespectful, you should keep calling me sensei…you gonna let me in?” He said with a closed eye smile and a bead of sweat on his forehead.

“oh i just assumed you weren’t my sensei anymore as we didn’t have anymore study sessions? forgive me sensei! come in i guess….” moving out the way to let the older man in.

“I’m sorry, Naruto,” Kakashi said, his voice sincere. He just approached and said it. He didn’t know how else to do it. He thought it would be better to just let it out. “I’ve been so. so. so. selfish. I do care about you, more than I’ve let on. Shikimaru told me. he told me how you developed feelings for me…it’s just….I just didn’t know how to handle it….if i’m being honest…i just didn’t want to hurt you. For your happiness truly is better than my own.”

Naruto looked at the silver haired man, evident happiness in his face, “Sensei a simple ‘i like you’ would have sufficed ya know,” as he laughed so hard, he gripped his stomach.

Kakashi rolled his eyes. “Hey, i just poured my heart out, do you like me back or not!”

Naruto’s smiled. “Of course I do, you idiot.”

Kakashi pulled him into a hug, looking into his eyes, “…..Can i?…”, his lips inches from naruto’s.

“Please kakashi….i want you..”

“Call me sensei…”.

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[starker-is-endgame]

What are some fandoms you’re enjoying and any fic recs? 👀

Ooo well I'm in like a million fandoms. Some of my top are

Marvel, obv (starker, stucky, ironstrange)

Supernatural (destiel, sastiel, sabriel)

The vampire diaries (elejah, klaroline, just Damon bashing in general)

Naruto (sasunaru, kakanaru, itanaru, itakaka)

Jujutsu Kaisen (satosugu, itasato, sukuita, gojo/nanami)

Suits (marvey)

Percy Jackson

Go watch/read all of them except supernatural and jujutsu kaisen cuz they will destroy you and leave you sobbing on the floor

As for fic recs,

A familiar stranger, Give yourself a try, and Scaling the walls by Starker1975,

Jove's own page by OchibaKonpeki,

You're the one that I want by deltorafray,

A good lie by vexmybones,

My Heart Is an Open Wound (And Love's a Messy Row of Stitches) by Sparcina,

Whatever it takes by TheCivilizedJedi,

Anonymous by cfairbanks02,

Push You Out (Pull You Back In) by Readmynovels,

Revelations by Anonymous

Are some of my favs.

I would like to include so many more so keep an eye out for a masterlist! I will post it sometime in the next...year. Probably.

Btw all the fics are absolutely amazing so don't forget to show some love to the authors 💕

[munchbell45]

If I have to answer, then so do you. ~~~ : P

What ships are you not interested in writing?

Yeah, I gave you quite a hot-button question, didn't I? This will be a long one.

Now, there a few categories of ships I won't do because they make me uncomfortable. First would be incest ships (such as ItaSasu or NejiHina,) including step-family. Second would be teacher/student (such as KakaNaru or KakaSaku) ships, or at least when they are still teacher and student. A lot of ultra-taboo ships turn me off, though I am strangely not bothered by boss/employee stuff.

I also won't do adult/minor, but I am willing to age characters up to be adults for a story. I even did that once for a fanfic.

As for specific ships that aren't for personal discomfort reasons, I can name a few.

First, I probably won't do Obito/Nagato or Obito/Konan with the exception of AUs where Obito stops trying to do Infinite Tsukuyomi. Something about canon Obito's dynamic with Nagato and Konan (as tools for his plan) doesn't appeal to me from a shipping point of view.

Honestly, I'm not into most Nagato ships that aren't with Konan and/or Yahiko. I just feel like his personality post-Yahiko's death, isn't conducive to shipping with many characters outside of them. before Yahiko's death, I'd just pair him with Yahiko and/or Konan because I love shipping Ame Orphans. If I had a cool OC idea or shipped Nagato/Itachi in a canon divergent AU (rcrisdraws on tumblr has awesome NagaIta art.)

Next, I won't do TobiDei because I think that while Tobi and Deidara's interactions are funny, I can't picture them dating each other. Also, the idea of Obito doing the Tobi voice in romantic scenes is off-putting. I haven't cared for the TobiDei stuff I've read, which was mostly silly stuff on tumblr TBF. On a similar note, I probably won't do SasoDei just because part of me head canons Sasori as AroAce, but I am less opposed to writing it.

I have no plans to write most Danzo or Orochimaru ships because those two give me rancid vibes romantically. Maybe Orochimaru/Jiraiya could be neat, but I have no plans to write that one.

For Hinata ships, since you are a Hinata fan, I have absolutely zero interest in Raikage/Hinata, Hiruzen/Hinata, Nagato/Hinata, Madara/Hinata, or Kabuto/Hinata.

Other ships: SasuKarin, SasuSaku, and SasuIno because those dynamics feel really one-sided; Deidara/Kurotsuchi because I prefer a sibling-like dynamic (though I don't HC them as related)

[sometimesiwritetoo]

NSFW Kakanaru under ze cut

Trans!masc Kakashi teaching his only student with a pussy how to fuck because it's expected that a jounin sensei make sure all students with a pussy know how to act as a honeypot (including how to prevent getting pregnant and how to please a mark) except it lasts far longer than as a teaching assignment

[huskymaine]

Unpopular opinion : kakairu ship is overrated

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

I am not actively ship it, but I can see the appeal of this ship. They got shy-shy in their conversation about Naruto, Kakashi’s ‘tough way’ and Iruka’s ‘soft way’ at handling Team 7’s Chuunin Exam, Iruka protected a kid and the Kakashi came and strongly grabbed the Pain’s hand from Iruka, those scenes are indeed very alluring and potentially create many romantic fluff and domestic scenarios. Because of that, I don’t think this ship is a crack ship despite the little amount of canon basis compared to other Kakashi ships like KakaObi, KakaGai, and even KakaYama. Also since KakaObi, KakaGai, and KakaYama are fully developed only on part 2 (KakaGai got some development on part 1 too and KakaObi was hinted) making KakaIru has the advantage of an early start. It’s really not weird or surprising that KakaIru has the most contents among Kakashi ships.

But I am admittedly very, veeerrryyyyy picky when it comes to consuming KakaIru contents like fics or fancomics. Why? Because I just love Kakashi’s canon story and characterization so much while in my opinion some KakaIru contents overrate the impact Iruka has on Kakashi and vice versa to the point that it massively deviated from their canon version.

Unfortunately, it’s hard to be a picky person in the sea of KakaIru contents and find one from the million KakaIru content that was ‘clicked’ for me haha. Very often I stopped reading KakaIru fics halfway because I just feel disagree downright annoyed with Kakashi’s (also Iruka’s) characterization as the story goes. So sometimes I filtered out KakaIru tag when I am in the mood to read fics or fancomics. Sorry.

I mean like, Iruka and Kakashi are acquaintance at best, stranger at worst. And truthfully, there’s nothing wrong with that. Romantic story between two acquaintances and even strangers are valid especially when they have common interest, in KakaIru’s case namely Naruto. But, sometimes its shippers try to push Iruka and Kakashi to be each other’s “one and only” too hard, and that resulted in a complete erasure of other people that was already in Kakashi and Iruka’s lives. For example, I read a fic that portrays Kakashi didn’t have any real friend before he met Iruka. That truly left a bad taste on my mouth because Gai is the realest friend you can ever get and there’s nothing fake in Kakashi’s friendship with Asuma and Kurenai. Or the description that “Iruka is the only one who can touch and melt Kakashi’s cold heart”. Uh, canonly Obito holds that role and then kinda bit Team 7. In canon when Kakashi and Iruka met and talk on the first time, Kakashi is already a quite warm person (see Kakashi’s conversation with Inari). Also those who portray Iruka as the only one who can surprise Kakashi, say hello to Kakashi’s beloved Most Unpredictable Number One Hyperactive Knucklehead Ninja (PLATONICALLY).

Then in Iruka’s case, I know that a filler episode made Kakashi to be the one who convince Iruka to accept Naruto, but on Chapter 1, it’s wholly Iruka’s effort to sacrifice his life for Naruto and acknowledge his existence. To give the credit to Kakashi for the sake of romantic story is quite bit....unsettling for me. Also about Iruka’s grief for his parents. You can hate Hiruzen all you want, but the one who told Iruka that he was not alone after his parents’ death is Hiruzen, not and never Kakashi. Lastly, indeed Iruka was dramatically saved by Kakashi from Pain and maybe also in other fillers episodes, but he was still a trained ninja. Him tearfully praying “Kakashi-san (or usually “Kashi”, when the fic is already at the point of calling nickname), please save me!” every time he encounters danger is a huge disservice for him, don’t you think?

Not to mention KakaIru contents that completely strayed from canon like secret ANBU Iruka or Popular Sex God Kakashi...

So yeah, while I understand the appeal of this ship and think there’s nothing wrong the fact that it was the most popular Kakashi ship, I was a bit saddened by the fact that majority of those huge number of shipper contents have a very little care of canon characterization to the point that it feel for me like I don’t read a story about Kakashi and Iruka, but a story about two strangers that were named Kakashi and Iruka. I know that it can’t be helped for them to go hard on headcanon land since KakaIru has a very little canon basis but still...

(Or someone can pretty please recommend me KakaIru fics and/or doujins that have Kakashi and Iruka in character?)

[bougiebutchbitch]

I love kakagai, I think it's the ship that makes sense the most but what I dislike is how kakagai shippers saying it's canon, kakaobi shippers saying it's canon, kakairu shippers saying it's canon, hell even kakasaku and kakanaru shippers are claiming it's canon too just because Kakashi cared about them ಠ益ಠ Does canon mean that I like it so everyone else has to like it too now? It's infuriating to me that everyone likes to sexualize every beautiful relationship in Naruto then claim it's canon

okayyyyy I think you might need to take a step back, nonnie.

Is this really such a big issue? Are people attacking you personally, or are they just stating their personal interpretations of canon, and because they don't align with your own, you're getting upset and coming into people's inboxes to try and make it an argument?

Basic rule of Tumblr: if people say what you don't like... block them. Don't react. Don't come into people's inboxes, don't post hate in the tags where fans will see it.

By all means, share your negative opinions! Your tumblr blog is your own. But you need to take measures to ensure the fans won't see it, otherwise you're not venting. You're trying to start a fight.

And come off anon so I can block you properly lmao

Look, people have different interpretations of 'canon'. Just because, for all we know, Kishimoto intended every single character except the creepy pedo-coded villain to be read as cishet, it doesn't mean there isn't canon subtext, however unintentional, that people can pick up on and adore.

Sure, the canon content can be read completely as platonic. But honestly, I'm a little weirded out at how you seem to think that seeing hints of a romantic relationship in canon between men in a children's show is ‘sexualisation’.

Where might that train of thought be coming from??? HMMMM I WONDER. :stares at the Don’t Say Gay bill, and every other argument that queer content is somehow inherently sexual:

Obviously, I'm not a fan of teacher/student ships. At the end of the day, I'm a firm believer in 'everyone can write what they want so long as they tag it properly so I can avoid it'. But seeing an adult and a child who are very close, and perceiving them as 'romantically involved', is a WHOLE lot different from seeing two adult male characters and thinking 'oh I can see a canon subtextual romantic relationship here'.

I don't really think they should be compared like this. I'm sure this wasn't your intention, but it kinda makes it sound like you're putting them on a moral playing field, which... no. :/

Of course, I may be being uncharitable. I admit that this whole issue might just be a muddle of terms. I and a lot of people use 'canon' to mean 'content in the source material'. This is different from 'Word of God', which means 'word of the author'. The two do not always align. However, if you see 'canon' as meaning 'both the source material and Word of God in combination', I can see that you might be upset that people are going against Kishimoto's personal views. I still don't think this is an excuse for actually bothering shippers about this, but I can understand it.

But the point remains: I haven't seen anyone say 'this is a canon ship and therefore you have to ship it'. Why would they? Everyone knows that shipping doesn't 'have' to follow canon anyway. A canon ship is of no greater or lesser worth than a non-canon one.

If people are implying otherwise, they're asses - but in that case, why come for the entire kakagai fandom, rather than just blocking those Schrodinger's Assholes who I've never had the misfortune to meet?

I just. I cannot see how people interpreting a romantic element in a canonically close relationship that is only assumed to be platonic because the couple is m/m rather than m/f is hurting you, anon. And it definitely doesn’t justify harrassment, which is what my original post was about.

[justsomeoneunordinary]

Okay okay, so ship ask

Bucky/zemo

Kakashi/Naruto

Kakashi/Gai

Sakura/Ino

Tony/JARVIS

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bucky x zemo:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

no. i don't like zemo and have zero interest in his character. except for that little dancing thing he did in tfatws, that was funny

kakanaru:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

no. i don't ship any student x teacher ships, period. idc abt the age gap when they're both adults, but i dislike the dynamics in general. they know each other since the students were 12, and the thought that this dynamic changes to smth romantic just bc some years passed since then doesn't sit right with me at all. you do you tho, i have the necessary tags blocked

kakagai:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!! I LOVE THEM!!! i'm not usually a friends to lovers shipper but for these two? god yeah. they're basically canon, kishi accidentally wrote them in a qpr, it's impossible not to see it. they're just. so good and wholesome and perfect for each other and ugh. i am not normal abt them. kk has been through so much shit and yet throughout everything gai has always been at his side ever since they were 5. even in his teen angst days were he cut off contact to anyone, gai stayed and never treated him differently. the mutual respect?? the way kk only lets gai get so close to him physically and emotionally?? the way he never makes fun of gai and his antics??? WHEN GAI ALMOST DIED AND KK BASICALLY DIED ON THE INSIDE???! WHEN KK BECAME HOKAGE AND GAI GIFTED HIM A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AS CONGRATS HELLO??? god they're just. they make me sick. they will call each other rivals while making out it's ridiculous and perfect. i prefer them in a qpr tbh since i mostly hc kk as aroace but i'm also more than fine with gai fucking kk's brain out. i just want them together no matter how

sakuino:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

gay gals my beloved!!! friends to rivals to lovers??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!! how does anyone watch the chuunin exams and not imagine them smooching after everything is beyond me. they're each others equal, they show so much mutual respect, they're hot af hnngg, and just good together. also terrifying. ino basically being sakura's trophy wife while at the same time a badass on her own?? hell yeah, sign me up. also, i just love to imagine how ino has the absolute hots for sakura's muscles (which are only fanon bc kishi is a misogynistic piece of shit. sakura and tsunade are literally the strongest kunoichis in the world but have no muscles to show it?? while the raikage is on a similar physical level with them but is built like a brick?! wtf i want to cut kishi's balls off myself. anyway if your (not you as in you, i mean you in general) post-genin sakura isn't buff then i'm not interested) and sakura just casually lifts ino up just to show off. what can i say, i am gay and they're hot

tony x jarvis:

vomit / don’t ship / okay / cute / adorable / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying / i will ship them in hell 

i'm interested im them in a smut way only. there's some rlly fun smut fics for this ship, the way ppl come up with ways for these two to fuck??? like there's the obvious "jarvis uses an iron man suit" way but i've also once read how they literally mind-fucked and damn, that was hot. idc otherwise tho, i prefer them in a father-son-ish relationship. i just think the smut ppl come up with for these two is fun and i enjoy it

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send me ships and i'll rate them!

[plinkcat-gif]

🔥 kks opinioooooons character, ship, general vibe, etc etc

yuh yuh yuh!!!

ummmm i don’t rlly think i have any unpopular opinions for him?? i hc him as autistic as hell but idk if that’s unpopular lmfaoo

honeslty i don’t think he was that good of a sensei but like i don’t really hold anything against him for it?? i think he should’ve done better but at the same time he barely knows how to take care of himself, he was kind of forced into taking the kids, he’s just not somebody good at interacting w kids (looks pointedly at when he literally tied sasuke to a tree), and he was going thru. a lot mentally already. and to be burdened with the trauma of those kids as well, esp sasuke??? and the responsibility?? like i can’t blame him for not doing a good job what the hell was he supposed to even do lol

ummm as for ships i generally am unfeeling towards anything that isn’t kkg or kkob (like kkshizu or kkzabu) but that’s bc idc ab anyone except kakashi, obito, yamato and gai lmfao. as for specific ships:

kakayama: i just see them as bros and nothing more tbh!!! unrequited where yams has a crush on him for a while is CUTEEE but i don’t see their rship developing into anything more :’) they just know each other like brothers to me idk

kakasaku/kakasasu: noppeeeee sorry sasuke only went for nart and sakura i think would not like kakashi as a partner. they’re just not for me and i personally don’t think kakashi would Ever go for his students in that way. like they’re his children man!! (i also don’t rlly like the inherent power dynamic there kind of is??? i have a lot of issues w ships like this but those aren’t opinions i’m comfortable sharing lol)

kakanaru: naruto’s autism is the kryptonite to kakashi’s autism kks would kill nart after one day. also just. no. it literally doesn’t compute in my brain LMFAO they’re so opposite. also he’s his kid!! as i see it at least. same parenthesis applies here as did above

kakairu: so. generally no because they didn’t have much interaction in canon HOWEVER. i read fics for it sometimes and i’m VERY VERY particular ab them. i only really like one (growing pains by perfect nezumi! kakashi is written perfectly and SO FUNNY in this one) but it’s only pre-rship. i don’t like how kks or iruka are written in a lot of kkiru fics and i’ve never liked them in a relationship?? i think i only like an unrequited love for them too mostly bc iruka having a crush on dog man is so funny to me

that’s all i can think of if u want specific ships u gotta ask LOL

final opinion: i think he has bad posture bc he won’t look people in the eye

[butter--peanut]

What do you think about kakanaru, kakaita and obinaru?

Hm welll I’ve never read KakaIta or ObiNaru, and I haven’t read much KakaNaru, except for some very good time travel fics (I’m looking at you, Backslide by blackkat). I’m not averse to any of the ships - I’m not squicked by age differences or former teacher/student if everyone is overage and there’s explicit consent. But I have to admit I don’t read much with Naruto as the mc, because imo he’s often written as too perfect and powerful of a character which I find a bit…well, boring (ducks tomatoes). So of the 3 I’d be most curious about KakaIta…

[aerugonian]

what are some of your fav kakashi centric fics?? ive never been too into naruto but kakashi??? i love him

You’re in luck because the only Naruto fics I read are Kakashi-centric, lmao. Here are some of my favorites (strap in because this is gonna be long – and I hope you like time travel, because there’s a lot of that here.) Fics are listed in no particular order. 

Just the Usual Habits by Applepie (G / gen / 3.9k words / completed / no warnings)

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

Nukenin by WhisperingDarkness (T / gen / 17k words / completed / no warnings)

In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders.

“Ok. That is definitely different.”

In his head he blames Naruto – even if his number one unpredictable student had been nowhere near him on this mission. When things go this stupidly impossibly wrong it must somehow be the future Hokage’s fault.

Once More with Feeling by Chicken_Train_And_Laser_Beam (M / gen / 137k words / wip / violence)

After an unexpected turn on a mission with Team Seven, Kakashi Hatake wakes up in the past, trapped in the body of his thirteen-year-old self. Despite being torn away from his own, familiar world, Kakashi resolves to change the future to better the lives of those he loves. Yet, fate is not so easily mastered, and he's not the only one playing the game.

Reversal of Roles by Ranowa Hikura (T / gen / 112,510 words / completed / violence)

Obito didn't push Kakashi out of the way during the Battle at Kannabi Bridge. This one change eventually leads to Godaime Naruto being sent back in time with the leader of the Akatsuki- Kakashi. They arrive at the day of Naruto's Academy graduation, and Naruto must work with the man he hates the most to stop war from happening. Time travel, AU, Kakanaru friendship.

Branches by Mockingone (T / gen / 55k words / completed / no warnings)

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home... if he can.

What You Knead by AgentMalkere (G / gen / 38k words / wip / no warnings)

It started, as most things did in Kakashi’s life, with a mission gone wrong.

(In which Kakashi accidentally acquires an emotionally healthy coping technique.)

Ear to the Wall by Vodkassassin (NR / gen / 84k words / wip / chose not to warn)

The Minato-sensei beams at him, and replies, “Kakashi! I’m glad you’re awake,” and, yup, that’s Minato-sensei’s voice.

Kakashi falls back down against the bed, closing his eyes. It’s too short of a way down, and he clenches hands that are too tiny and feeble and not his in dog-print sheets he hasn’t owned for decades.

Wolves of Fire Country by Midnite_Republic (T / Kakashi/Izuna / 51k words / wip / chose not to warn)

Wave changed a lot about Team 7, but not enough to make them entirely functional. Also someone should have really reminded Kakashi to pay attention to that tiny part of his genius brain that recognises random patterns, before he called a rest stop on the way home on top of an old, decayed Uzushio travel seal with an over-chakra-charged Uzumaki.

And he thought the month of the Wave mission was long, now he's stuck with the team, in a place he never expected to have anything to do with, with no way back.

Maybe he should have paid more attention to history, or stayed in the academy long enough to have history classes.

Why we build the wall by Dissenter (NR / gen / 49k words / wip / mcd & violence)

A Kiri nin gets trapped in a cave with a Konoha nin near Kannabi bridge. Some things are inevitable.

Or the AU where Kakashi is born in Kiri but still somehow ends up as team seven's teacher.

Outrunning Karma by Anjelle (T / gen / 52k words / wip / no warnings)

Kakashi was forty-two and the world ended in a sea of smoke and ash. Kakashi was forty-two and there stood a man in the carnage, untouched and unfazed as the village burned around him.

Kakashi is nineteen and the world ends tomorrow, and he will do everything he can to make it right. Even if it means making friends of his enemies. Even if it means erasing everything.

Even if it means staring into the face of all that he hates and smiling.

Kakashi is nineteen and Naruto is five and there is still time. Instead of counting his losses, he'll make the most of it.

komorebi by tomorrowsrain (T / Kakashi/Obito / 80k words / wip / no warnings)

In which Kakashi and Obito survive the Kyuubi attack, get exiled from Konoha, learn how to survive, and still manage to become legends along the way.

(The bratty genin are unexpected, though.)

The Hidden Prodigy by Applepie (T / gen / 106k words / wip / chose not to warn)

Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone.

Change Fills My Time by 100demons (M / gen / 73k words / completed / mcd & violence)

Thirty year old Kakashi was supposed to have been killed by Pein during the Invasion. Instead, he wakes up in the body of his twenty year old self.

(It gets a lot more complicated.)

Nidaime Otokage by DuskBeforeDawn (M / gen / 30k words / wip / violence)

No one knew him.

His father was still alive.

His Sharingan acted like it had always been his.

Kakashi was twenty-two years in the past of a different world.

a heap of details, uncatalogued, illogical by 100demons (T / gen / 8k words / completed / no warnings)

Oh,” she says, white hands clenched into tight fists. “I’m-- I was your student. Haruno Sakura.”

Kakashi tilts his head, gray eye analyzing her carefully for tells. He finds nothing. “I’ve never seen you before in my life,” he says flatly.

(Kakashi wakes up fourteen years old.)

Lost on the road of life by RavenShira (M / gen / 80k words / wip / violence)

Kakashi had everything well in hand. He had stepped down from his reign as Rokudaime Hokage, his porn collection was as well worn as should be and his free time was spend with either Gai's challenges or helping out on various tasks while trying to make it seem like he wasn't there to help out. Annoying the hell out of everyone that crosses his path was as easy as breathing – easier now that he didn't have to be polite and diplomatic about it anymore.

So what if he agreed to a teeny-tiny favour of his once student and now successor? Not even Naruto could mess up just scribbling down a fuinjutsu for Kakashi to check over before he got back to his own, very busy life.

… Right?

Or: The one where Kakashi travels back in time, thinks he can fix stuff but clearly gets in over his head.

What’s the Worst That Can Happen? by Applepie (T / gen / 90k words / wip / no warnings)

Life was going quite well, if you asked Naruto Uzumaki. So why did he have to listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era, when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric.

Wanted by Anjelle (T / gen / 17k words / wip / no warnings)

Kakashi is your run-of-the-mill hand for hire, except that he's not. Boasting a spotless record with the skills and name to back it up, he's one of the most highly sought after mercenaries in the Land of Fire. He has just one rule:

No Leaf missions.

Unfortunately, his latest client, Tobi, is looking for just that. And there's no doubt in Tobi's mind that Kakashi will accept.

It's only a matter of time.

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 (and a bonus crossover section!!)

Silver-Haired Stranger by TheSimplestWriter (T / gen / 34k words / wip / violence / ATLA)

Kakashi dies protecting his village fighting against Pein... Except he actually didn't and is now in the middle of a desert. Great. [Kakashi swaps one war for another, but he only wants to get back home. Things happen along the way.]

Copy That, Copycat by Nakashira (G / gen / 19k words / wip / violence / BNHA)

Kakashi Hatake dies the Copycat-nin and is reborn with a copycat quirk.

Everything becomes a disaster, and Monoma is tired.

Wonderboy by Tsume_Yuki (T / gen / 19k words / wip / chose not to warn / BNHA)

Who knew some dimensions had actual child labour laws?

In which Kakashi is reborn, the Hero Commission doesn’t put all their eggs in one Hawks shaped basket and Shouta isn't getting paid enough to deal with this shit.

Otherwise known as Kakashi in 1A.

CCG Public Enemy No 1 by euphoric image (T / gen / 19k words / wip / no warnings / Tokyo Ghoul)

Kakashi had a single red-and-black eye for more than half his life. Now, he has two.

Victory Series by ewfte (T / gen / 96k words / wip / violence / BNHA)

A fact about Todoroki Shouto: that is not his name.

[rayshippouuchiha]

I don't personally enjoy KakaNaru or AiDeku, and I really don't like a/b/o... but your writing is so good that I often find myself wanting to give your fics that include these a chance. I actually really liked some of the AiDeki stuff you posted here. If that ain't the mark of a great writer, I don't know what is. I am, once again, astonished by exceptional fanfic writers giving us free food that is much better than most published books.

I always appreciate the idea of being able to lure people into reading pairings/tropes they normally don't like.

And at the risk of sounding self serving I say go give them a try. See if it's the trope/pairing you really don't like as a whole or if you just haven't found the right take on it.

[bee-a-garbage-shipper]

KakaNaru Fic Recs

What Once Was Will Never Be By: PrincessOfWhiteSnow 

The war was over. Sasuke was still an idiot, but they were mostly getting over that. Everyone else was just trying to get back to some semblance of normalcy in the era after facing the Juubi and losing so much. Hatake Kakashi never wanted to be Hokage but that's what he became. With that comes enemies. During an ambush, Naruto jumps in front of a Jutsu that would tear his former Sensei's soul from his body. The Jutsu begins to tear Kurama away instead. In a desperate bid to save both his and Naruto's life, Kurama does something almost as unpredictable as his host. He tries to send them back in time a day. This would have worked just fine, except Kurama might have...overshot things a bit.

Oh, wow is that a chibi Naruto running around? What year is it again?

Jiraiya begins hearing rumors of a man called the "Lost Uzumaki" that has made a seismic debut on the shinobi world stage. The only thing is that S-class nin don't just pop out of nowhere...usually. Jiraiya is sent to track down the nin and determine his loyalties. His new life depends on a good impression. The good thing is that Uzumaki Naruto's true superpower is his ability to talk even the most unwilling into submission.

Fifteen Million Ryo (FF | AO3) By: Riya3

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

Making Arrangements (FF | AO3) By: CrownsofLaurels

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru 

The Lives Worth Saving (FF | AO3) By: NikkiCross and Cywsaphyre

Adopted Fic

Uzumaki Naruto, 26 years old and undoubtedly one of the few remaining shinobi still alive after 10 long years of war, lay dying in the midst of a bloody battlefield. With Konoha gone and no one left to live for, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation from the academy, in one final attempt to set things right. With the help of family new and old, Naruto learns there is more to it than just lives worth saving. Time travel AU.

- First eight chapters are not my own, and belong to cywsaphyre on fanfiction.net. 

Don’t Give Up Your Ghost By: SmellsLikeDeanSpirit 

The second thing Kakashi noticed about him was that he looked young, he looked around Kakashi’s age, no older than 21 or 22 at least. Blonde, unruly hair splayed out on the ground, the golden tips dyed red with his blood. His face looked calm, despite the state of the rest of him. Long blonde lashes rested against tan cheeks in his unconsciousness. Kakashi scowled at the scars that marred the man’s cheeks, three whisker like scars on each side, original cuts so deep they seemed indented still in his flesh. Blood seeped out of his nose and dribbled over his lax lips. Nothing about the man screamed imminent danger. He looked so small and innocent, pitiful in the puddle of his own blood. 

Or the one where Naruto crashes (quite literally) into a past that isn't his and not so smoothly tries to save it.

backslide (FF | AO3) By: BlackKat

COMPLETE. Sometimes, even the softest breath on still water can create tsunamis. Several weeks before meeting his genin team, Kakashi is sent to find a bounty hunter responsible for the deaths of five missing-nin, all rumored to be part of a secret organization. But Uzumaki Kurama is far different than anyone expected, and ripples are starting to spread. Slash/yaoi, time travel

From Time to Time (FF | AO3) By: KoreanOreo

After years of war destroyed the Elemental Nations, Naruto is sent to the past to prevent it from ever happening-and accidentally ends up becoming family to his younger self in the process. KakaNaru (KakashixFuture!Naruto) Yaoi/Shounen Ai/Slash, Time Travel Rating may change

The Prince Of Leaves and Deep Water By: RayShippouUchiha

‘Protect him,’ Kushina prays in the quiet of her own mind as she leaves; pleading silently to the old spirits from her childhood, to the things that the Uzumaki Elders used to whisper about in hushed tones. 

‘Love him,’ Kushina begs of the things she only knows from instinct and half remembered stories, those things filled with the power of salt and sun and deep deep waters. Those things that live and thrive in the heart and soul of every Uzumaki who has ever breathed and battled and bled. 'Guide him, keep him safe for always. But love him most of all. My little prince of eddies and leaves.’ 

Left behind, left alone and cold where before there was only a soft sort of warmth and a steady kind of safety, Naruto wails.

A Safe Haven (FF | AO3) By: Red Hot Holly Berries

Tsunade needs Kakashi to provide Konoha with a Hatake kid before his self-destructive tendencies kill him. Naruto needs an Uzumaki heir to pass the Kyūbi to. Unwilling to see his sensei forced into something that would hurt him, Naruto proposes a solution that kills two birds with a stone. It's a ninja's duty to help his Village and his friends. He just hopes neither will get hurt.

Whirlpool (FF | AO3) By: Whore-Sama

His sensei was probably cursing him from the grave. Kushina-san, too. 'I am truly disgusting' Kakashi thought grimly. Not that Naruto knew. She wouldn't know if you smacked her in the face with it, but it was all the better for him. He didn't want her to recognize him as a pervert, even if reading porn publicly was a dead giveaway. Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto.

Things Just Aren’t the Same Any Time the Hunter Gets Captured by the Game (FF | AO3) By: Barspoon

KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens. Please read A/N's! Mostly rated M for cussing. *NOT Fem!Naruto 

Brokenly Twisted (FF | AO3) By: ThetaWolfe

Konoha was gone. Everyone was dead. Naruto was dying. Kurama was left with no other choice. Waking up in his twelve year old body, extra appendages was just one of the many new surprises awaiting Naruto's future. KakaNaru Slash. Rewritten. Cross Posted on AO3 

A Bit Of A Surprise (FF | AO3) By: CountraryBee

When the rain sends Naruto and Kakashi inside, Kakashi is surprised, horrified, and far too interested in what happens next. He's a sensei...he can teach. Shameful (shameless?) PWP KakaNaru! slash warning; Now with smutty chapter 3! 

Inconceivable (FF | AO3) By: CrownsofLaureles

Because not even Tsunade would have made the bet that Kakashi and Naruto would wind up together. Which is probably why it happened. Kakashi/FemNaru 

Mieru (FF | AO3) By: Uzumaki Rakku

"Listen," Kakashi said, and something about the quiet earnestness of his voice made Naruto’s heart beat faster in his chest. "You are not obligated to love anyone just because they love you and are willing to die for you. I would gladly lay down my life to protect yours, but you won't feel compelled to love me, would you?" 

Kakashi and Naruto, post-war slow-burn. 

Arc 1: Post-War Five Kage Summit

Arc 2: Limited Tsukuyomi 

Chapter 22: Their fight should've ended in one move.

Chapter 23: "Can either of you not do anything awful for one minute?!"

[kakashishomegirl]

Guide To This Blog

About me:

Hi, I’m Alice! I love drawing, talking to kind strangers on the internet and Naruto.

Please know that I am 18, therefore an adult, and also white, in case you are uncomfortable with that.

If you are interested in my art, @alicexdraws is my main blog with only art, though I also do reblog it on here if it’s Naruto, just search the #my art tag.

If you want to talk to me, I would be delighted, I’ll chat about just everything (but extra points if it’s Naruto-related xD).

Also, I‘m basically a library of Kakagai fics, so if you want some recommendations, HIT ME UP I LOVE TALKING ABOUT FANFICTION.

PEDOPHILES, RACISTS, TERFS, MISOGYNISTS, HOMOPHOBES ETC ARE NOT WELCOME HERE. This blog is a safe space for everyone except haters.

If you are a minor, please think about if you really want to follow me. It‘s not much, but there are some slightly nsfw texts or images here. Also there is a post of me saying Kisame/Itachi is one of my ships going around. I do NOT ship this anymore since I did research on their ages and when they met, something I didn‘t know back then. But if this makes you uncomfortable, then please don‘t follow.

Content:

You will probably catch me thinking about kakagai, Itachi, Neji, Tenten and Lee most of the time hehe.

Kakagai is my number one favourite Naruto ship, but you’ll also find some sasunaru, inosaku, gaanaru and nejiten on here.

Also I LOVE TEAM GAI WITH ALL MY HEART, they are my precious taijutsu kids and they all deserved so much better!! I will always be ready to talk about them.

And just recently, my obsession with Itachi began, I just fell right into that...

I often set out to the deeply hidden corners of tumblr to find some vastly underappreciated fanart which you will probably witness through random hours of content regarding only one theme.

What you won’t find here:

I don’t ship any minors with adults, therefore stuff like kakasaku, kakanaru, Lee x Gai or similar ships will never be here.

I don’t think I’ll really be reblogging nsfw content, and if so, then most certainly nothing too explicit, that just isn’t my style.

Also there won’t be much triggering stuff, I don’t think it’ll get further than some blood smears.

Tagging system:

I try to tag trigger warnings with “name of trigger + tw” and nsfw (though there won’t really be much to tag) accordingly, but if you have ideas for improvement, please feel free to tell me.

If I have some conversations with mutuals, that will probably include a lot of reblogs, so if you don‘t want to see them, just filter the tag #convos :)

Also I somehow got into doing some terrible „funny“ Itachi roleplay, you can filter that with #roleplay xD

Looking for characters:

Every character is tagged with first and last name, exceptions are those who don’t have one and the sand siblings which are tagged with just their first name since I was confused about that whole “sabaku no” thing. 

I write “Kurenai Yuuhi” with double u because it looks cooler, but otherwise I decided to just use one, for example in “Hyuga”.

I tag Yamato solely as Tenzo because I really vibe with Kakashi and if he calls him Tenzo, then so do I. ^^

Might Guy is tagged as Maito Gai because I love sticking to the Japanese versions and also because I think this befits him better, for some reason.

Special character group tags:

#underappreciated jonin squad: Includes all the jonin (and also chunin) from Konoha that nobody really knows the name of, as the memes say. I am proud to claim that by now, I do know their names. Examples: Raido Namiashi, Genma Shiranui (love this guy), Kotetsu Hagane etc.

#sand sibs: The tag for the three wonderful siblings from Suna. Temari, Kankuro and Gaara.

#og squad: Includes the Konoha eleven and Sasuke, but also the sand sibs. Basically everyone you would watch Boruto for. (Sorry for the shade if you really enjoy Boruto)

#hokage squad: All the hokage of Konoha.

#uchiha brothers: Itachi and Sasuke interacting.

#team 7: I use this tag to respect Tenzo’s leadership alongside Kakashi’s, so this tag includes Tenzo and Sai as rightful members of team 7.

#team gai, #team kurenai, #team asuma etc.: All other teams are named after their sensei.

#team taka: Not team hebi, I never really liked that name.

#sannin: I’m actually not sure if I have used or ever will use this tag since I like neither Jiraiya nor Orochimaru that much, but maybe for Tsunade i will.

#ninken: Kakashi’s precious dogs!

#kunoichi squad: All the girls in Naruto, because give them love!

#uchiha clan, #hyuga clan etc.: Feautures clan members from different generations.

Ship names

I’ll just list how I write them in case you were wondering why you didn’t find anything. It could also be the case that I just haven’t reblogged anything of that ship, even if you might find it in the list.

sasunaru | sakuino | kakagai | gaanaru | nejiten | hinaten | nejilee | saiino

I’ll continue the list if you or I feel the need.

Content tags:

I do admit that except for #fanart, these are all a bit inconsistent, not everything fitting into these categories is tagged as such, but in the future, I‘ll pay more attention to that and maybe also go over my posts.

#naruto: Almost every post is tagged with this. I don‘t post much stuff that is not Naruto, but if you don‘t want to see that, choose this tag and have the full on pure Naruto experience.

#fanart: Contains everything that is drawn/painted/stitched etc. by fans, also comics, painted memes and everything.

#full pieces: Also fanart, but only the fully coloured ones, or extremely detailed, and with backgrounds. Things you would put on your wall.

#incorrect quotes: We all know them, the famous quotes our favourite characters may or may not have said.

#mangacaps: Images taken out of the Naruto manga.

#screencaps: Screenshots, compilations of character scenes, whole scenes etc. out of the anime.

#comics: Fanarts that are also comics.

#memes: I don‘t think I really have many of those tho lol.

#charts: You know these alignments, or reactions of various characters to a thing? These are all summed up in this tag, I enjoy it a lot.

#rankings: Things like „Who of these characters is most to least likely to do xyz?“

#my posts: Everything I did or had a hand in.

#my art: Everything I drew :)

#not naruto, #personal: Stuff that isn’t Naruto and/or concerns me. Might change these later.

#fun stuff: Things that made me laugh.

Special tags:

#personal faves: These are my absolute favourite posts, there are some absolutely stunning artworks there and it‘s just general stuff that I can go to look at when I‘m feeling down.

Thank you for visiting my blog, I hope you‘ll enjoy your stay! <3

[shona22]

im waiting on this KakaNaru Sunflower fic lmao. im rlly excited for it

That's gonna be reaaaally fluffy! Except I can't seem to end it lmao 😂

But don't worry I will surely post it.

[witchy-fandom-poutine-blog]

Alright y’all, I decided that you can request fanfic ideas.

THERE ARE RULES, AND I WILL ONLY DO THEM IF I LIKE THE IDEA! DO NOT GET UPSET IF I DON’T WANT TO DO THE FANFIC YOU REQUESTED!

Even if it’s a ship I really like such as Hashimada, I might not write that fanfic if I don’t like the idea.

RULES (THESE ARE IMPORTANT Y’ALL!!!):

- No lemon/smut (Don’t try to get me into doing smut. Please don’t. I don’t like it.)

- No pedophelic ships. This is an adult loving a minor. Aging up/aging down does not count. This also ties in with the ‘No Teacher/Student’ relationships rule. Some examples are...

• FugaSasu (Fugaku x Sasuke)

• NaruKono (Naruto x Konohamaru)

• OroNaru (Orochimaru x Naruto)

- NO PARENT/CHILD ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS. NO EXCEPTIONS! THIS INCLUDES CHARACTERS THAT THINK OF ANOTHER CHARACTER AS A FATHER FIGURE, OR IF I HEADCANON THEM AS SO! Some examples are...

• FugaSasu (Fugaku x Sasuke)

• HiaHina (Hiashi x Hinata)

•  Shikaku x Shikamaru

- I can write parent abuse well, but probably won’t write it if you ask for it. If you ask for boyfriend -> girlfriend abuse (or vice versa) or husband -> wife abuse, I WILL NOT DO IT. I ONLY ALLOW SOME PARENT ABUSE IF IT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE.

- No incest. It’s disgusting to me.

- No Teacher/Student relationships. Some examples are...

• IruNaru (Iruka x Naruto)

• Kakanaru (Kakashi x Naruto)

• MinaKaka (Minato x Kakashi)

Please do not ask for them, as I will NEVER write one.

- Please read my bio to see if fanfic requests are open or not. If you don’t, your ask will be immediately deleted. Also only send fanfic requests about the fandoms listed in my bio that I will make fanfics for.

- No drug related things. It’s just not cool.

- No pregnancy things unless it’s canon like MinaKushi (Minato x Kushina). NO EXCEPTIONS.

- Please be considerate of my time. I’m in school, and have work and might not be able to write quickly.

Most important thingy:

I can only have two WIP fanfics at one time. If it’s something like a one shot then that won’t matter, but if it’s a multichapter fanfic then if I like it enough I will set it aside for later.

DO NOT TRY TO GUILT TRIP ME INTO FANFICS! IT’S NOT COOL!

And finally, DON’T SAY THINGS SUCH AS:

“Where’s the new chapter?”

“Can you work faster?”

“Wow, you’re slow. You should try harder.”

Or ANYTHING THAT TRIES TO PUSH ME TO WORK FASTER ON A FANFIC!

I work at a varying pace for a reason, sometimes I can’t find any ideas for a new chapter and sit there trying to think of one.

If you try to rush me, the fanfic will not be as good and I might have to rewrite that ENTIRE CHAPTER/COUPLE OF CHAPTERS BECAUSE AFTER A DAY OF REST I REALIZED HOW SHITTY THEY WERE.

NOTICE!

BREAKING TOO MANY RULES MAKES YOUR FANFIC REQUESTING PRIVILEGE GO AWAY!

You also can’t request fanfics under anon!

Please be considerate and read the rules, have fun requesting!