#except *cough* eilonwy *cough*
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#putask04#happy pride#it took me a bit to dive into taran's mind#but i have been in it's depths and my son is without a doubt a grey heteromantic fantasy bi#greyheteromantic#bisexual#cause like he is attracted to guys but has never wanted to date one#and he's never really experienced romantic attraction to anyone#except *cough* eilonwy *cough*#he just won't admit it#i also don't think a lot of people know he's bi#like eilonwy might know but that might be it#greyromantic
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Please do a Disney recast with the borhap cast
These are from some of my personal favorite Disney films, and if you don’t know them, check them out!
Rami Malek as Kuzco from Emperor’s New Groove(2000)
No one radiates the same chaotic energy as Kuzco like Rami does
Just imagine Rami acting like he did in ‘The War at Home’ just a hell of a lot bitchier and with the same crop top that Ahkenmenra wears. That’s Rami as Kuzco
Even more chaos ensues than what happens in the original film
Ben Hardy as Arthur in The Sword in the Stone(1963)
These two have the exact same ‘baby boy. Baby’ energy and you can’t tell me otherwise
Everyone is upset that they call Arthur ‘Wart’ but honestly Ben doesn’t even care
Any scene with Merlin is absolutely hilarious and gives off Monty Python Parrot Sketch energy
Gwilym Lee as Hercules in Hercules(1997)
Same twink energy and you can’t deny it
Everything in the movie stays the same except for Hercules getting buff. Instead, he trains for endurance and intelligence and ducking destroys Hades with sarcasm
The Greek mythology actually holds up in this movie (cough cough, Percy Jackson)
Joe Mazzello as Peter Pan in Peter Pan(1953)
Secret Trickster god who straight up murders pirates because they plan on kidnapping and kill kids energy? You betcha
Instead of the original lore, Peter in this film trains the Lost Boys to protect the Natives of Neverland because he’s not a monster and the Lost Boys are actually runaways and find Neverland on their own
Wendy in this version isn’t so much a love interest but rather a partner in crime who also kills monster pirates
Lucy Boynton as Princess Eilonwy in The Black Cauldron(1985)
Same ‘don’t fuck with me’ energy
Is a badass in this movie rather than a ‘damsel in distress’ (even though Eilonwy never was but everyone thought she was going to be)
She’s the one who ends up killing the Horned King at the end with the King’s Sword. She straight up decapatates him
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